My project to use 24/7 outdoor music broadcast to repel urban hoodlums - don't let your memes stay dreams

[pinstripe]

godspeed

 

[Triple Flutz]

Just in case you want to cause schizophrenic episodes.

 

[The Tall Man]

So since then I have removed the fake "playlist request sheet" and replaced it with a sign that says "SORRY, MUSIC WILL CONTINUE UNTIL BEHAVIOR IMPROVES NO REQUESTS THIS WEEK"

If behavior gets worse add AnalCunt's Picnic Of Love album.

 

[Very Expensive]

You are doing God’s work. Please consider my humble request of adding “Love of the Boat Trackers” to your playlist of power.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I will try to keep the new playlist relatively meme-y, but I cannot risk including any music of the 1933-1945 and 1861-1865 persuasion

Have you considered putting some chapters of audiobooks into the mix? It might not be annoying enough, but it might be even more distracting if someone's hard of thinking. You could make them listen to a Horatio Alger book in between tracks; it might have an improving effect.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Have you tried a Wrestling theme or any of the J Pop Songs?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Have you considered putting some chapters of audiobooks into the mix? It might not be annoying enough, but it might be even more distracting if someone's hard of thinking. You could make them listen to a Horatio Alger book in between tracks; it might have an improving effect.

That's a great idea, maybe sprinkle in some absolute nerdlinger talks about computer hardware/software? You can find really interesting types of speech in those.

Example 1:

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Godspeed your crazy diamond! I would recommend adding some K pop or J pop to the mix

 

[Nancy]

I love you for this

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

I can't really look into it in detail right now, but regarding music suggestions - would it be possible to generate some obnoxious tracks using Suno AI?

 

[Racist Parrot]

https://youtu.be/THMAchwBwgs?si=UEElR7wosvS-6Off

Bless you sir.

 

[ENDTOPII]

Bless you in your endeavours, never let the nogs wear you down.

 

[Gremperor]

@millais To improve your nigger repellant add a "Beware of dogs" sign nearby but out of reach, the nig nog fears the dog.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Now who doesn't enjoy some classic rock?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1l5Bjf6jMdA&si=cLxUzD67U6uV0I7G&feature=xapp_share

 

[Anomalous Coward]

The first four bars of a spice girls song on an endless loop should be enough to drive them slowly insane, like they did at abu ghraib

 

[El Duce]

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

Death in June.

If you have a night option (so you don't have to listen to the goddam stuff):

The Anal Cunt EP's are particularly fitting, especially, the 88 Song EP, the 5643 Song EP and the Howard is Bald EP.
Abruptum - anything (except the demo, it's too "nice")

also:

Mortician - "Hacked up for Barbeque" and "Chainsaw Dismemberment"
Naked City - Torture Garden"

You could also try some of the Cold Meat Industry back catalogue, but night mode only and be selective, some of it is too ambient.

 

[Null]

• Bosnian Artillery
• I Don't Fault the Police
• Freie Deutsche Jugend
• Hava Nagila
• Kali Yuga
• Tanc e Lelek
• The Impression that I Get
• Red Sun in the Sky

Hope that helps. I don't know if it needs to be strictly instrumental or what, but this is some of the least black music I know that fits the "consistently loud and no bass" theme.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Remember, we love our cops

https://youtu.be/WDogskpmM7M?si=F4MkCAxHoTriStBL

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

Gotta say, if there was such a contraption active near me I'd actively seek it out to hang out next to it because from what I saw most of the music you chose is right up my alley. Yet again, I'm not a nog so I suppose it has the complete opposite effect on me. Also, thank you @millais for introducing me to Boeremusiek with your previous iteration of the project, that's definitely gonna be a the genre I'll be listening to for quite a bit for the next week or so.