Wrong! A face tattoo is the thing that will make everything come together and be right in Anisa’s world!
Her whole aesthetic will suddenly pull together and make more sense. The cottagecore look combined with her truly excellent and unparalleled ability to source secondhand, dark academia inspired clothing will be elevated to heights that will inspire girlies far and wide all over TikTok.
Her flagging numbers on the socials will dip no more. The interest in the face tattoo will see numbers sky rocket, as likes and shares see her pics and accounts go viral as men want to be with her, and women want to steal her style.
People will start flocking to the podcast to see what such a cool person has to say about the world.
Sam Hyde will coincidentally see one of the retweets of a pic of her new face tattoo in his feed, and he will have a moment of stark reconsideration.
“Maybe I’ve been wrong about this woman all along. She has some edge about her.”
This face tattoo is the best idea Anisa has had ever, and will completely fix everything that is making her feel depressed in her life. She should totally get it.
She should get two!