Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 218 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 781 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.7%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 503 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,417
Like the way I get when I see a shit video game like Baldur's Gate 3 or Fallout 4 get praised.
How dare you compare Fallout 4 to Anisa! Fallout is way more fun and has more value than Anisa, even when it glitches out. The only thing they have in common is the raider aesthetic and the price (Onlyfans is $9.99 and I got GOTY on steam for $9.99) but otherwise not even comparable.
Idubbbz should have just gotten Fallout 4 instead. He can make his character female and put scars all over it and everything.
 
Small PL: I work in a Canadian prison, and 90% of the inmates have face tats. If she gets one, she's fucking herself forever. The increased acceptability of tattoos does not extend to face tats in any respectable workplace (not that she would ever be hired in one in the first place).
>implying anisa would apply for a job
 
A face tattoo isn't going to change much about her life

Wrong! A face tattoo is the thing that will make everything come together and be right in Anisa’s world!

Her whole aesthetic will suddenly pull together and make more sense. The cottagecore look combined with her truly excellent and unparalleled ability to source secondhand, dark academia inspired clothing will be elevated to heights that will inspire girlies far and wide all over TikTok.

Her flagging numbers on the socials will dip no more. The interest in the face tattoo will see numbers sky rocket, as likes and shares see her pics and accounts go viral as men want to be with her, and women want to steal her style.

People will start flocking to the podcast to see what such a cool person has to say about the world.

Sam Hyde will coincidentally see one of the retweets of a pic of her new face tattoo in his feed, and he will have a moment of stark reconsideration.
“Maybe I’ve been wrong about this woman all along. She has some edge about her.”

This face tattoo is the best idea Anisa has had ever, and will completely fix everything that is making her feel depressed in her life. She should totally get it.
She should get two!
 
Full on Spider face tattoo or bust
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Wrong! A face tattoo is the thing that will make everything come together and be right in Anisa’s world!

Her whole aesthetic will suddenly pull together and make more sense. The cottagecore look combined with her truly excellent and unparalleled ability to source secondhand, dark academia inspired clothing will be elevated to heights that will inspire girlies far and wide all over TikTok.

Her flagging numbers on the socials will dip no more. The interest in the face tattoo will see numbers sky rocket, as likes and shares see her pics and accounts go viral as men want to be with her, and women want to steal her style.

People will start flocking to the podcast to see what such a cool person has to say about the world.

Sam Hyde will coincidentally see one of the retweets of a pic of her new face tattoo in his feed, and he will have a moment of stark reconsideration.
“Maybe I’ve been wrong about this woman all along. She has some edge about her.”

This face tattoo is the best idea Anisa has had ever, and will completely fix everything that is making her feel depressed in her life. She should totally get it.
She should get two!
chris ray gun will see it too, he will get super jealous of ian and try to steal her away from him
 
Well, it's not exactly like Anisa doesn't fall into that category.
Larping as a prostitute  sex-worker from the comfort of your own home, your husband taking photos of your wonky tits for the Internet to consume, in-between planning your next gala, therapy sessions and trips to the local café for pastries 😃. Does not count.

She is a whore, don't get me wrong.
But actual prostitutes, (most of which are underage runaways) who are tattooed by their pimps (branding) Who are beaten, raped, usually living out of shitty motels, strung out on drugs.
Have sad miserable lives that often end violently.

Anisa is a sex-positive feminist who thinks "sex-work" is empowering 💪
She isn't doing "sex-work" she's just an attention whore.

You know what, get your pear face tatted Anisa. It will garner all the stares you could ever hope for.
Get Blitz's name inked above your eyebrow as a tribute with a teardrop under the other eye for all of the tears you've shed. 🙏
 
Full on Spider face tattoo or bust
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I was thinking more of a permanent black racoon eyes tattoo with the word loyalty tattooed down from her temple to her chin like a latino skank single mother but that works too

Would anyone really be surprised? Shes exactly the type of idiot who would tattoo the mcdonalds logo above her twat and then make a bunch of happy meal jokes at awkward times

Though I suppose it could be worse. At least she hasn't gotten drunk and ended up getting a tattoo of fyvush finkels face on her ass and then hurried to cover it up half assed by trying to make it look like a horrifying version of ian instead

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That Kemono.su site only has up to episode 9, and I don't know any other way of getting it (other than paying for it, but you know...). Do you know what's in it?
They were addressing the lawsuit, give more insight into whole CC2 fiasco, address how they didn't want to be clipped out of context for the commentary community to make fun of, and give their side about how it went Sam Hyde during and after the doc. Overall very copey episode. But I think the rest of the 10-14 eps need to be uploaded first in order to be more precise with the dates.
 
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They were addressing the lawsuit, give more insight into whole CC2 fiasco, address how they didn't want to be clipped out of context for the commentary community to make fun of, and give their side about how it went Sam Hyde during and after the doc. Overall very copey episode. But I think the rest of the 10-14 eps need to be uploaded first in order to be more precise with the dates.
How did you manage to watch this? Is it possible you could get it for us? Or was it just the Patreon preview? I recall they actually said they were going to talk about the lawsuit in EP 7 but I ended up never getting around to watching that.
 
How did you manage to watch this? Is it possible you could get it for us? Or was it just the Patreon preview? I recall they actually said they were going to talk about the lawsuit in EP 7 but I ended up never getting around to watching that.
I had access to their Patreon, since I saw clips on Twitter from user @BeezleDezzPleez about talking about it, I'm thinking might do it sometime, and they mention the deadline of the lawsuit is over so they can discuss certain details about it.
 
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I always felt like Ian's deluded himself so much into liking this that he'll just never snap. Eventually he'll just die of cancer of a heart attack or something and Anissa will have "no idea why".
I agree. Their relationship is fucking weird, and if it wasn't for the absurd level of codependency they have all the chemistry of two people who divorced a decade ago and have managed to loosely become friendly again while dropping off the kids they share custody of.
 
Shes exactly the type of idiot who would tattoo the mcdonalds logo above her twat and then make a bunch of happy meal jokes at awkward times
That would imply she's ever playful or excited about sex, which she isn't, you'd need a personality for that. You'd think a couple of oversharers would have tried to brag about their sex lives by now, yet by all accounts Anisa doesn't enjoy sex in general, not even with her own husband and he can't even get her off. But then again, just look at Ian, who tf would be excited to sleep with him tbh.

Apologies in advance if Anisa lurks and sees this and tries to spend the next podcast graphically describing the viscosity of Ian's spunk.
 
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