David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Who the fuck wants a costal bombardment ship in the 90s even?

If the war with China goes how it's shaping up, people will be wanting them in 2034. They might not be right, BUT they will want it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Washington did not fight a war to become another King George.

If we're going to be honest with ourselves there's precious little practical difference between a feudal system and the current oligarchy we live under, except of course that feudal peasants were granted far more freedom and fed far less poisonous food. And they didn't live under the delusion that they had a say. And Yeoman actually owned their land. And feudal lords generally tended to leave you to your own devices so long as you paid your taxes properly.

If the war with China goes how it's shaping up, people will be wanting them in 2034. They might not be right, BUT they will want it.

Land war with China would essentially become Operation Downfall but with the added horrors of attempting to fight in a modern megacity.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Land war with China would essentially become Operation Downfall but with the added horrors of attempting to fight in a modern megacity.

Now, I'm not making an endorsement here, far beyond my pay grade to understand. Just that I can see a way it happens. As you say, down fall in Megacities. Hellfires and Tomahawks are nice for strategic reasons or when applicable, buut.. I can see the situation where 32 tomahawks can't compare to a couple thousand rounds of 5'. Both for effect on target and price. Specifically the fight for the out lying islands and the coastal cities. Which will be a war of attrition.

But does raise the question of what the fuck does the Battle of Shanghai look like? How do you evacuate that many people? Do you? Or even what strategic value a finance center in a war torn country holds, besides 10+ million people to look after and hate you. Where do you pick your battlefield? There's probably not enough troops in the world to occupy every potential strong point in say Brooklyn. Much less the square area of a Los Angles. Do we return to seiging cities and fighting on the plains? I don't know and man I don't envy the nigga who has to figure this out.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

But does raise the question of what the fuck does the Battle of Shanghai look like?

My guess is that it'll make Yugoslavia and Dresden look like garden picnics.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Now, I'm not making an endorsement here, far beyond my pay grade to understand. Just that I can see a way it happens. As you say, down fall in Megacities. Hellfires and Tomahawks are nice for strategic reasons or when applicable, buut.. I can see the situation where 32 tomahawks can't compare to a couple thousand rounds of 5'. Both for effect on target and price. Specifically the fight for the out lying islands and the coastal cities. Which will be a war of attrition.

But does raise the question of what the fuck does the Battle of Shanghai look like? How do you evacuate that many people? Do you? Or even what strategic value a finance center in a war torn country holds, besides 10+ million people to look after and hate you. Where do you pick your battlefield? There's probably not enough troops in the world to occupy every potential strong point in say Brooklyn. Much less the square area of a Los Angles. Do we return to seiging cities and fighting on the plains? I don't know and man I don't envy the nigga who has to figure this out.

I reckon there wouldn't ever be a battle of Shanghai. A Siege is a much better alternative.
Block all roads into the city, establish an AA net and starve them out. You'd only need a single Corps instead of several.

But honestly invading mainland China is a fools errand. Destroy their fleet, cripple their ability to project force and they're already beaten.
I don't think Chinese citizens would tolerate such a loss.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

But honestly invading mainland China is a fools errand. Destroy their fleet, cripple their ability to project force and they're already beaten.
I don't think Chinese citizens would tolerate such a loss.

I disagree it will be that easy. I think ports on the mainland are going to need be seized and the threat of an inland thrust evident before the talks begin. From every Chink I met in college, I don't think the people will give up the fight after air and sea supremacy is lost. If they do rise up, it will like be in support of a guy who wants to recreate the Long March. Unless, God willing, the threat is enough; a targeted push inland should be expected.

Man I'm not looking forward to this.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I reckon there wouldn't ever be a battle of Shanghai. A Siege is a much better alternative.
Block all roads into the city, establish an AA net and starve them out. You'd only need a single Corps instead of several.

But honestly invading mainland China is a fools errand. Destroy their fleet, cripple their ability to project force and they're already beaten.
I don't think Chinese citizens would tolerate such a loss.

I think they're prideful enough to double down. They'll pull a Japan, demand the death of the general that caused the failure.

As for how to take Shanghai? A siege and a lot of nuclear ordnance. The place is a fucking hive. By the time you're done bombing it conventionally, the destruction WILL be in the kilotons if not megatons of damage.

As for denying their ability to project force, you'd need to blow their ship yards for that. In war mode they would be cranking out rust buckets almost as fast as they could be blown up.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

I disagree it will be that easy. I think ports on the mainland are going to need be seized and the threat of an inland thrust evident before the talks begin. From every Chink I met in college, I don't think the people will give up the fight after air and sea supremacy is lost. If they do rise up, it will like be in support of a guy who wants to recreate the Long March. Unless, God willing, the threat is enough; a targeted push inland should be expected.

Man I'm not looking forward to this.

I think they're prideful enough to double down. They'll pull a Japan, demand the death of the general that caused the failure.

As for how to take Shanghai? A siege and a lot of nuclear ordnance. The place is a fucking hive. By the time you're done bombing it conventionally, the destruction WILL be in the kilotons if not megatons of damage.

As for denying their ability to project force, you'd need to blow their ship yards for that. In war mode they would be cranking out rust buckets almost as fast as they could be blown up.

War, gentlemen, is a terrifying experience.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

I disagree it will be that easy. I think ports on the mainland are going to need be seized and the threat of an inland thrust evident before the talks begin. From every Chink I met in college, I don't think the people will give up the fight after air and sea supremacy is lost. If they do rise up, it will like be in support of a guy who wants to recreate the Long March. Unless, God willing, the threat is enough; a targeted push inland should be expected.

Man I'm not looking forward to this.

You know the US maybe could revive MacArthur's idea of dealing with the Chinese and instead of turning the Manchurian-Korean border into a radioactive wasteland like ol' Mac wanted, the US could turn China's agricultural land into a bunch of glowing craters and sink their fishing fleets. They are already facing serious issues in their agricultural sector, like 10% of their farmland contaminated with heavy metals, having problems with their ground water supply for irrigation and being the world's largest importer of food doesn't helps either.

The masses of hungry Chinese refugees? That is a problem for China and other Asian countries to solve.

The US doesn't have to fight 1 billion angry Chinamen if they can reduce that number by removing a zero from the right. Then again, the remaining Chinese could sustain on their surviving fellow countrymen, like they have done in the past.

 

[nuxgumo]

On 27 Jan 2023 Lazerpig was in a interview with DigitalVagrant, (

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nHVwURSXJA

) Some Vtuber that's in a clan with SovietWomble, ZF clan. Lazerpig seems to have some videos with him just not on his channel and he did played some games on stream with him on another youtuber channel (for what I can understand), I watched the stream but only bits that I thought they where important since it was 4 hours. I searched for words in the transcript and found some notable things.

1.
1:54:35 - Lazer Pig. Lies(?) About Gonzalo Lira, Coach Red Pill, Lolcow:
First some background -
Gonzalo Lira as you all probably know is[was*] a lolcow that during 2022 - 2024 was in Ukraine doing videos about his current situation and the war in general but was in favor of russia, spreading a russian narrative and that sort of stuff. According to the wiki, On April 15, 2022 he went missing for a few days, people spread rumors of him being dead, but he return and claimed that "he had been detained by the SBU for the period he was missing". (I still dont understand if that was actually true or not)


Other conspiracies of him also existed, like his current location at the time. [ok cool, now literally 1 years later]

On 10 Jan 2023 Gonzalo Lira was in a "debate" with lazerpig and destiny (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ourA3GVrlLQ). (Now I didn't listen to this because Its annoying. I remember at the time listening to it a bit, and the aftermath where lazerpig seemed upset over Gonzalo for reasons I did not understand, I also remember he made the claim that he was homless. I do not remember if he made it on a video or live. If anyone knows what video or live that is please tell me.) The debate was cancer and lazerpig didn't seem to like gonzalo that much. So 17 days later lazerpig does the stream with Vagrant and says this.

If you didn't understand, Lazerpig and that guy where talking about where CRP was when LP did the "debate" with CRP supposedly being outside of Ukraine(in the Netherlands or Vienna) Why? Because CRP was arrested by the SBU, for being a spy, being paid for taking pictures of Ukrainian Artillery/mortars positions. According to LP, they contacted the SBU and the SBU just told them appanrently. CRP would break down in the interrogation (that supposedly happen and a tape of it haves to exists) and gave the identities of 5 other people involving in sabotage at the time.(?)(note:Why would he know those people?) (Why would the SBU tell you?)

CRP becomes paranoid over this, chooses to stay at first and then decides to leave, with the help of authorities that dump him in poland, and then I guess he moved to somewhere in europe. (Somehow, for whatever reason, instead of staying in poland?)

During a blackout in Kharkiv he was still streaming, that he knows why he was not in ukraine during that time. During 2023. (Doesn't explain why he stayed outside of Poland)

So is this true?
Well, According to Gamer From Mars, (

https://youtu.be/oZMPTQm8eSQ?si=fI7O_xM5Tx4LbJWG&t=721

) NO.

https://twitter.com/gamerfrommars/status/1629502410182873090

(can we do the same to LP?).

Now Please notice Gamer uses a clip thats just the same as mine but much shorter, I would recomend you would watch his video because it was thanks to him that I Found the Original stream and wanted to post the clips in full context. This wasn't just a single lie, but multiple Lies, one after the other. So many that i'm already lost.

Gonzalo was in arrested in On May 1, 2023, just a few months after what LP said (now I will state right now I dont think it was because of LP said, but keep in mind that he literally claim this guy, that was in a warzone, was a spy and he didn't say "allegedly" nor he didn't sound without confidence when he said what he said), He was raided and theres footage of that, He staid in ukraine, unlike what LP said.



According to mars he was Charged in on june 29th and released on Bail july 6th, under house arrest. This is when he decided to leave Ukraine.
But not before saying he was extorted out of 100k first on twitter. He died the rest is history bla bla bla.

So what does this leave us? It seems Lazerpig lied about Gonzalo (on this stream) about being detained (that is still not clear to me if he really was), that he left ukraine after being detained (he never did) and oh, BEING A FUCKING SPY WORKING WITH 5 OTHER PEOPLE?


keep in mind he claim all of this because, he called the SBU or whatever and they just told him. And of course we have to trust him. And that he was outside poland for ... reasons idk.


Now here I have to stop and just say, Im way too tired to continue I can't think anymore. This hole thing haves alot more question to be made, but i just can't think.
I still have 2 more things to go on about this Stream in Particular, cause I believe it gives more proof as for LP being a Constant Liar, they aren't as big as a lie as this one. It's about him claiming to not being into Vore(kind of) and another origin story for the His youtuber Name.(more believable one)

If theres anyhting you dont like that I wrote, thats wrong, that should change or doesnt make sense just tell me I will see it and try to fix it.
Another thing I did not see CRP thread before this, and while i did read pretty much all pages of this thread I dont remember this stream being discuss here.
I could be mistaken tho. so If I am, I apoligise.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

Who the fuck wants a costal bombardment ship in the 90s even?

U.S. Marine Corp and Congress since lobbing multi-million dollar cruise missiles at everything is fucking expensive.

"Cheap and expendable" should never be used for manned vessels. Nothing manned in the US military should be considered expendable as our soldiers themselves aren't expendable.

Navy tried to used U.S. civilian standard of the ship needs to just stay afloat for a x amount of time for crew to evacuate before sinking. In order for the LCS to be "cheap" and Congress was most unamused by this.

Shame on anyone who thinks so little of their own countrymen.

Exactly this point where Congress tore several news ones into the Navy. So the both LCS were redesigned to U.S. military standards.

Regarding CRP, it takes very little to be seen as a spy if your someplace your not supposed to be moreso when also filming. Especially in a country who's at war.

 

[ZTZ-99A]

U.S. Marine Corp and Congress since lobbing multi-million dollar cruise missiles at everything is fucking expensive.

Modern warfare is expensive, trying to replace that with costal bombardment is deranged though, literally just asking for all of your ships to be knocked out by drones.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

Modern warfare is expensive, trying to replace that with costal bombardment is deranged though, literally just asking for all of your ships to be knocked out by drones.

Cruise missiles are too expensive and more importantly too few even on a proverbial arsenal ship to replace gun artillery. Secondly, apparently it is the law. As the Marines do have enough intelligence to put down important shit (to them) into congressional law and enforced so the Navy can't reneged on it later.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

U.S. Marine Corp and Congress since lobbing multi-million dollar cruise missiles at everything is fucking expensive.

I wasn't going to say it but, yeah. The answer to the question 'Who wants this out dated but reliable and cheap crap' is always

These are the guys who saw the Army had a bombing range in the Mojave that was deemed inhospitable and considered it a perfect chance to get a training area for pennies on the dollar. A decision everyone is living with to this day.

 

[Sog Dog]

You know the US maybe could revive MacArthur's idea of dealing with the Chinese and instead of turning the Manchurian-Korean border into a radioactive wasteland like ol' Mac wanted, the US could turn China's agricultural land into a bunch of glowing craters and sink their fishing fleets. They are already facing serious issues in their agricultural sector, like 10% of their farmland contaminated with heavy metals, having problems with their ground water supply for irrigation and being the world's largest importer of food doesn't helps either.

The masses of hungry Chinese refugees? That is a problem for China and other Asian countries to solve.

The US doesn't have to fight 1 billion angry Chinamen if they can reduce that number by removing a zero from the right. Then again, the remaining Chinese could sustain on their surviving fellow countrymen, like they have done in the past.

I dream of a belt of radioactive cobalt across the neck of Manchuria

 

[FredLoren59]

Given the state of LP today, if a war with China kicks off in the near future will he still be around to sperg about it?

Or will the alcohol get to him first?

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Now here I have to stop and just say, Im way too tired to continue I can't think anymore. This hole thing haves alot more question to be made, but i just can't think.
I still have 2 more things to go on about this Stream in Particular, cause I believe it gives more proof as for LP being a Constant Liar, they aren't as big as a lie as this one. It's about him claiming to not being into Vore(kind of) and another origin story for the His youtuber Name.(more believable one)

What was the more plausible origin of LP's user name?

Also good job with the summary of further showing why LazerPig is a liar.

 

[nuxgumo]

What was the more plausible origin of LP's user name?

Also good job with the summary of further showing why LazerPig is a liar.

Original Stream

https://youtu.be/6nHVwURSXJA?si=BMGlsn0RYOlbhsiL&t=7205

Speed Up version

He said he First Wanted to use the User Name "Laser Horse" but it was already taken by a "famous artist" who did the art work for a Canadian band called Tupper Ware Remix Party https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWRP_(band)

The Band is real and they Have a single with the same name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N368nldOOw

Lazerhorse Haves a twitter account https://twitter.com/thelazerhorse

And it seems he's also canadian

A quick look at his twitter account it seems like he makes cool stuff and that's the band lazerpig talked about.
Also here's a answer from reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TWRP/comments/po1dd0/does_anyone_know_who_does_the_illustrations_for/

So it seems both these statements are true, tho idk when he first started his channel on youtube. He did also claim his channel first Uploaded with the name Lazerhorse, also Idk if its true. (not sure if I really care to confirm it now)

Last thing he claim was that he found a image of a FAT PIG, on a article about China breeding pigs.

Well a quick look into it and wont you believe.


So i think that's enough for me, The story he tells seems to confirm with what I found (of course I'm not sure if that's the exact article and image) but its one he has used.

https://nypost.com/2019/10/09/china-is-breeding-giant-pigs-as-heavy-as-polar-bears-amid-pork-shortage/

This is a lot better than the other explanation he Had for his name.

https://youtu.be/4BUeIakycts?si=SaOaQRcLyzbjnyIh&t=160

I already had written about this, he claims his name came from the term "Laser Bears Syndrome" It seems like its a meme that I only found on twitter. Could exist in other places but you can't really google it.

https://twitter.com/kofmanmichael/status/1360334967147016196?t=_YcCXf-zx-5nq590xFpl0Q

made by this man
he haves a wikipage https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kofman


Lazer Pig vore

(not trying to kink shame anyone here, consenting adults can do whatever they want between them for all i care)
So as you guys Probably already Know Lazer Pig likes *Vore*. On his reddit account that he currently still uses, if you scroll down enough you will find his old posts on r/vore. It lights up like a Christmas tree.

Now if you read most of his stuff its really not worth the time, although I found some absurd stuff that was funny. LazerPig hasn't really posted anymore on r/vore or hasn't even talk about it for 2 years now. Makes sense why he wouldn't but. What I don't understand is, after he was doxed and became famous, why didn't he delete his old messages?

Anyway on a livestream he did a year ago with the DigitalVagrant he shared something interest.

https://youtu.be/6nHVwURSXJA?si=AtyGiytmx-ybqpwk&t=13116

Now 27 days before this, he told his fans on reddit something different.



So I guess in 27/1/2023, starting from that stream, his opinion on vore changed. He doesn't explicit says he doesn't like it but he insinuates that he isn't into it. I mean take it from the perspective from a person that doesn't know about this website or uses reddit. You wouldn't think he's just* complaining about the vore porn people send him right? You would probably think he doesn't like vore in general. Because most people aren't into vore. (Now truth be told after 9years of posting about vore, doing vore erp and irl vore play, LP who is around 36 of age and 9 years ago was around 27, might not be interest in that stuff anymore. I doubt it)
So i say that it seems like he's lying about his true feelings on vore. So how much does LP like vore?

Well here's literally every post he made that contained the word "vore":

Spoiler

15.1 and 11.3 are honestly my favorites, they are funny. I wonder what noises he makes when he "vores" his boyfriend.

As you know LP haves a commission, he haves a fursona. But do you know the origins of this? According to LP
https://youtu.be/6nHVwURSXJA?si=jXxxuf05QqOHSItb&t=13162 original stream
I decided to compare with a screenshot I took.

NSFW WARNING!

Spoiler

So it was a present for LP from his furfriends. So cool!

I also decided to make a video where I compare the screenshots with Lp stream.

NSFW WARNING!

Spoiler

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That video could be better.
So is any of this important?
I dont know, but its fucking funny to me.
Thats all from this.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

That video could be better.
So is any of this important?
I dont know, but its fucking funny to me.
Thats all from this.

It ain't half bad.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Lazer Pig vore

I'm not surprised. I believe we did find traces of this during the initial investigation for the OP. But damn, it goes DEEP. Good job.