Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Few things are more amusing than low IQ liars like Nick. Too dumb to just not lie, and too retarded to lie convincingly.

Nick is halfway decent sometimes at the demeanor and tone aspect of lying. He probably learned to do this to deceive his parents. However, he is absolutely inept at formulating plausible and logical lies.

As an occasional deception employer, it is far more important to be plausible than it is to be charismatic or blasé when telling a lie.

I don't think Nick is low IQ. I think he's just lazy and nowadays has holes in his brain from alcohol and drugs.

I love this one the most. It looks like you've found José, Josh's evil twin brother from some telenovella.

Maybe it's the intrepid journalist Josiah Munoz, investigating another alcoholic homosexual midwestern rube.

 

[Fapcop]

The only one in here I could think of that might still think she's hot is Fapcop.

But I'm not going to say that's for sure. I really don't want to go back and look through the really old posts. I haven't seen anyone thirst for our mannequin in quite some time.

Hey now!

She looks like someone who used to look sorta attractive. That’s about as thirsty as I can get.

And I guess she’s not fat.

 

[AltisticRight]

What inspired this outburst of extreme fagrage?

Take guess.
- He's Black
- He delivered product
- He delivered more product
- He delivered more more product
- He made millions
- He makes Juju and Vaedophile seethe
- His name rhymes with Cleric Ally

 

[Sharpeteer]

Hey now!

She looks like someone who used to look sorta attractive. That’s about as thirsty as I can get.

And I guess she’s not fat.

I think she looked fine back in 2019 when she first started showing herself on Nick's channel. Even 2022 wasn't too bad, but you can definitely tell she's been very comfortable with others at that point (post-Hedo II). Also in my opinion, 2022 seems to be before all the alterations began, and it was all completely downhill from there.

Had to update my Kayla Decaying png image, it's not often we get appearances.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I think she looked fine back in 2019 when she first started showing herself on Nick's channel. Even 2022 wasn't too bad, but you can definitely tell she's been very comfortable with others at that point (post-Hedo II). Also in my opinion, 2022 seems to be before all the alterations began, and it was all completely downhill from there.

Had to update my png, it's not often we get appearances.

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"Daddy, why is Mommy mutating into a ghoul instead of feeding us?
"It's okay. It's okay. Now shut up and eat the Spaghetti-Os my boyfriend Aaron made for you, you damn prude Scandinavian children!"

 

[feral cat #6385]

And store it in my mini fridge, which is sitting on my tripod.

I store my tripods in my mini fridge. Cold storage.

It's kind of unfortunate that Kirk has one of the most homosexual voices on a man I've ever heard because it makes hin sound like he's whining about le hecking racism even when I 100% side with him on Rekieta being a slimy cunt.

Everything about Kurt is unfortunate. He could fix his voice by speaking slower and enunciating better.

From the rarely used Rekieta Law Facebook page. They look as gaunt as each other.

Looks like something out of a Stephen King movie.

What inspired this outburst of extreme fagrage?

The twink he was going to blow behind the local pizza place stood him up.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

What a....what kind of activities would you have to do to burn that?

To put that into perspective for you, that's the ballpark caloric intake for Michael Phelps at his absolute peak during competition.

https://olympics.com/en/news/michael-phelps-10000-calories-diet-what-the-american-swimmer-ate-while-training-

Hafþór Björnsson, "The Mountain" from HBO's Game of Thrones and former World's Strongest Man competitor, also ballparks his daily calorie intake at around 10k while at his peak.

https://people.com/health/game-of-thrones-the-mountain-eats-10000-calories-diet/

Basically, he's a lying faggot. The only people that have a five digit kcal intake a day are either world class athletes, as in, literally, actually once-in-a-generation demigods, or the half-ton-man.

 

[northstar747]

Basically, he's a lying faggot. The only people that have a five digit kcal intake a day are either world class athletes, as in, literally, actually once-in-a-generation demigods, or the half-ton-man.

Sir I would just like to say that I admire that you are refering to the correct units in regards to calories granted maybe nice wasnt using kilo calories because he is stupid

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Feel free to rate me late on this one, but I just noticed that he's actually written down his so-called "comedy" material that he's trying out on guests.

There's no way that this isn't him glancing down on crib notes:

How embarrassing.

 

[JCDenthog]

Since we're talking about Nick moving from his law career larp to his stand-up larp I feel obligated to post one of my favorite reaction images from Nick's standup bomb

 

[sixart]

jfc if you are all 20 somethings you don't understand collagen deficiency 40+ also she has been pregnant with nearly half a dozen spawn so her shedding weight as a menopausal woman is normal please throw peanuts where it counts

a lot of fats on the internet - if you hate rackets have some compassion for his wife

 

[AltisticRight]

jfc if you are all 20 somethings you don't understand collagen deficiency 40+ also she has been pregnant with nearly half a dozen spawn so her shedding weight as a menopausal woman is normal please throw peanuts where it counts

a lot of fats on the internet - if you hate rackets have some compassion for his wife

1. She's had no pregnancies since 2019
2. In 2022, Balldo body-shamed her, and lamented his love for MANdy, who is a catfish stealing nudes from Reddit.
3. That's when her weight dropped drastically.

To add to 2), he was talking about how the children ruined his wife's body. That's just not something you should say to your wife who's birthed 5 children.

 

[Sharpeteer]

if you hate rackets have some compassion for his wife

No.

She allows Nick Rekieta to continue driving drunk with the kids in the car. That alone disqualifies her from any sort of compassion or sympathy on any level for anything from me.

Also, I've personally known women that put out that many kids, and DON'T look like ghoul science experiments. Nothing about her looks natural.

 

[Swole McPole]

There’s just so much in these moments that make you hate him. Like his misunderstanding of “in vain”, he throws away any illusion reveals he’s not poorly catechized.

"Drugs and alcohol are my God. You can take them intravenously, intramuscularly, subcutaneously, nasal insufflation, inhalation, orally or by rectum. It's all the goddam same. All of you drug addicts complaining about intravenous consumption are just being hypocrites. Drug addicts always love to look down on people who use more drugs, different drugs or a different route of administration.

Drex is in the bedroom right now, administering cocaine to Our Wife. If he was helping her smoke it, our racist laws mean that this fine, upstanding law-abiding negro would get twenty-to-life if I ever turned him in. Consequently, he's administering via the inter-rectal method. He tells me that if he gets caught doing that, the worst he'll get is probation."

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Why does he keep on checking on lady rackets? Is that a code for coke?

Well he did come back from one of those excursions with a nose bleed so draw your own conclusion…

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That’s okay I didn’t need to sleep tonight (or ever again).

I think she looked fine back in 2019 when she first started showing herself on Nick's channel. Even 2022 wasn't too bad, but you can definitely tell she's been very comfortable with others at that point (post-Hedo II). Also in my opinion, 2022 seems to be before all the alterations began, and it was all completely downhill from there.

Had to update my Kayla Decaying png image, it's not often we get appearances.

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She looked quite good until 2022 in my opinion. She was a mum in her late 30s/early 40s. I’m not into other women but I wouldn’t say she was unattractive back then. Now she looks as gaunt and skeletal as Nick…

1. She's had no pregnancies since 2019
2. In 2022, Balldo body-shamed her, and lamented his love for MANdy, who is a catfish stealing nudes from Reddit.
3. That's when her weight dropped drastically.

To add to 2), he was talking about how the children ruined his wife's body. That's just not something you should say to your wife who's birthed 5 children.

I’ve said it before in other posts but this is the absolute worst thing he has said or done. I still can’t believe he said it, let alone to iNTERNET where it will be out there forever.

 

[Sharpeteer]

She looked quite good until 2022 in my opinion. She was a mum in her late 30s/early 40s. I’m not into other women but I wouldn’t say she was unattractive back then. Now she looks as gaunt and skeletal as Nick…

I really don't think she looks bad at all in that 2022 screenshot. I know others have pointed this out, and I agree that somebody can look really good, but the knowledge of something in the back of your head just messes it up for you.

Like if I didn't know anything about her and just saw that one picture, I would probably say she looks great. But unfortunately that gets interrupted by "Eww, you've been to that swinger resort." And it really brings it down for me.

 

[Heliantheae]

It's code for making sure Lady Rackets has not asphyxiated on her own vomit, passed out face down in the bathtub or did an Andrea Yates while unsupervised.



Another lie. Nicki does talk to cops.

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I thought the LAWPOPE license plate was just a meme, but it's fucking real. Maximum cringe.

 

[AltisticRight]

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I thought the LAWPOPE license plate was just a meme, but it's fucking real. Maximum cringe.

Wait... it's an actual plate?
I

I need to lurk moar.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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I thought the LAWPOPE license plate was just a meme, but it's fucking real. Maximum cringe.

I am disappointed more in the DMV than I ever thought possible. Who approved this? And why?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Why hasnt rekieta ever used his youtube money to fix his ugly nose

He cannot find a paper bag big enough to cover that honker.

Because he is perfect and everyone else is 'wrong' and 'needs to change'. In a word: Narcissism.

1. She's had no pregnancies since 2019
2. In 2022, Balldo body-shamed her, and lamented his love for MANdy, who is a catfish stealing nudes from Reddit.
3. That's when her weight dropped drastically.

To add to 2), he was talking about how the children ruined his wife's body. That's just not something you should say to your wife who's birthed 5 children.

Minor corrections to item 1: No pregnancies since ~2017. The youngest is about 7.