🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Braphamut]

Whenever I think the pig can't get more disgusting he manages to surprise me. Based bottlepisser.

I doubt The Rock is sitting around in a humid room without air condition in a hundred degree weather with a ton of open cans filled with piss. I just have a hard time imagining him winning that big, is all.

So he filled a puny little water bottle. Does he recycle it like Ralph does too?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Whenever I think the pig can't get more disgusting he manages to surprise me. Based bottlepisser.
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The bonus part is when Ralph gets too drunk he drinks from the piss bottle and cant tell the difference in flavor.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Whenever I think the pig can't get more disgusting he manages to surprise me. Based bottlepisser.
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As a OTR trucker, theres something about Walphy's piss botttles habit yall are overlooking. Like many truckers I have at times needed to piss into an empty bottle due to being too far from a truck stop/rest stop etc. Thing is, unless you have a literal micropenis, the mouth of most bottles is far to small to be practical, unless you are willing to piss all over yourself. In order to avoid this you need to insert the head of your dick into the mouth of said bottle. Water bottles, beer bottles, etc are just too damn small for that. The smallest bottles that are convienient are gatorade widemouth bottles. Seriously next time you are haveing a beer, or drinking a bottle of water just look at the mouth and ask if you could fit your dick in there. I'm betting at least 75% of you couldnt.

 

[AnOminous]

Thing is, unless you have a literal micropenis, the mouth of most bottles is far to small to be practical, unless you are willing to piss all over yourself.

Ralph doesn't mind that. Also he's admitted it's Modelo CANS. While we already knew it because we saw it, he is basically admitting to a literal micropenis.

 

[Muppetstudios]

I imagine him thinking in his hollern' voice:

"I piss in bottles too so I'm basically The Rock, Nick Rekeita told me it was legal to piss into bottles"

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Whenever I think the pig can't get more disgusting he manages to surprise me. Based bottlepisser.
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Probably would help if EOR provided a quote from the article where it says The Rock peed into bottles.

from the looks of it I’m guessing he’d have to get out of the costume instead of walking to the bathroom.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Ralph doesn't mind that. Also he's admitted it's Modelo CANS. While we already knew it because we saw it, he is basically admitting to a literal micropenis.

Thats even wierder. At least with a plastic bottle you can put your dick inside it safely but with a can? Unless hes literally cutting up the head everytime he pisses I cant see how he does that without pissing all over himself, his lap and the floor. Unless his dick is literally the width of a straw. Seriously, open a can of something and feel the edge of the hole, that shit is sharp.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph referring to himself in the third person while trying to use Vito to get closer to Daxipad:

Xeet

Matter of fact, if I had to think about it, it was YOU who was botting his stream @Null :

Xeet

I know I married and defended a pedophile but I hate her now so my conscience is clean:

Xeet

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Thats even wierder. At least with a plastic bottle you can put your dick inside it safely but with a can? Unless hes literally cutting up the head everytime he pisses I cant see how he does that without pissing all over himself, his lap and the floor. Unless his dick is literally the width of a straw. Seriously, open a can of something and feel the edge of the hole, that shit is sharp.

No I think he just pisses on himself because he's a loathsome, disgusting monster.

 

[Luke gama]

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If I lost 100lbs stopped drinking and doing drugs and looked like that.

I'm gaining 200lbs and drinking vodka for breakfast and injecting heroin for dinner.

You know I'm starting to doubt he gave up drugs. He looks terrible if he he isn't abusing drugs he needs to speak to a doctor

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He looks terrible if he he isn't abusing drugs he needs to speak to a doctor

Ralph doesn't speak Spanish lol

 

[P0LYBIUS]

 

[Lidl Drip]

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He's literally asleep on his streams, lmao.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Ralph doesn't speak Spanish lol

Regardless, im almost certain he’s lost all the weight by taking Mexican Ozempic. He probably gets it from the same pharmacy he gets his Xanax from

 

[Rage Pig]

Hunter S. Pissbottle with muckraking journalism. To bad he can't speak Spanish, otherwise he could sell his Exilio story to this excellent newspaper.

 

[AltisticRight]

Lmao, the delusions coming from that pig brain are hilarious.

The guy who would Xeet "no condom" at random people in the Sektur claims he's slept with nearly 20k women.

Let's just say he's 38 and started at 18, 20 years.
Let's say there's 400 days a year. That's 8000.
So we're supposed to believe he's slept with over 2 different women a day? No repeats?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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And if you haven't put your hands on a woman for not cleaning up after your spilled piss bottles, you're not a real Ralphamale.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He copes about the strangest things.

This is getting as desperate as the time he tried to convince everybody he didn't have a micropenis despite the video evidence he himself posted.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Seriously next time you are haveing a beer, or drinking a bottle of water just look at the mouth and ask if you could fit your dick in there.

Ralph could wear a thimble as a condom.

Hunter S. Pissbottle with muckraking journalism. To bad he can't speak Spanish, otherwise he could sell his Exilio story to this excellent newspaper.
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Only someone as mentally handicapped as Ethan Ralph could equate seeing a newspaper with a scantily clad woman with thriving.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph referring to himself in the third person while trying to use Vito to get closer to Daxipad:
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Xeet

Matter of fact, if I had to think about it, it was YOU who was botting his stream @Null :
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Xeet

I know I married and defended a pedophile but I hate her now so my conscience is clean:
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Xeet

Too bad hackmania isn't where paedophiles like Vaedophile gets hacked to pieces.