Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

Speaking of Josh merch, a couple years ago I got to set up a badge printer at my work. So of course I decided to fuck around with the software and well.... I made a small batch of these.
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is that a fuckin boglim pride flag

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

is that a fuckin boglim pride flag

Yes, yes it is. I stole it from the subreddit. I was trying to find a good pic of the Cobragram to put on it so I didn't have to draw it myself in MS paint.

 

[Big Nasty]

At least we still have here. Id say this joint is pretty cozy.

Bog kiwis are the chillest kiwis

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Speaking of Josh merch, a couple years ago I got to set up a badge printer at my work. So of course I decided to fuck around with the software and well.... I made a small batch of these.
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I rated you Autistic, but I mean it in a good way.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I guess the shirt is now a collectors item.

5D Chess move. Create Cobra shirt, take it down on moral grounds, keep 20 for yourself, create 20 ebay accounts and sell at a premium.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Speaking of Josh merch, a couple years ago I got to set up a badge printer at my work. So of course I decided to fuck around with the software and well.... I made a small batch of these.
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This is a thing of autistic beauty.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Exhumed has been selling official merch of Josh for a while now. As I was typing out my post I checked Exhumed's Reddit to see that he spoke with Josh and decided to take down the shirt tonight.
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I guess the shirt is now a collectors item.

Fucking bogravim hag.

She knew he was Josh's friend and bitched at Cobra until he finally asked Exhumed to take down the shirt.

This is how the isolation process works.

Anyone who interacts with or even speaks to Josh will find themselves on Jessica's shitlist. Doesn't matter what they do... she'll find reasons to hate them and demand that Josh cut them out of his life.

It's going to be a slowly boiling the bog type situation. By the time Josh realizes what's happening aNAL will be the only one left in his life.

Bpd bitches are like terrorists. If you give into their demands they will only escalate their asks and then resent you for being weak enough to capitulate.

He'll reap the whirlwind no doubt. I just hope it's worth it to Josh(i.e. not boring to me). She's already diminished the frequency and quality of Cobra content significantly.

I hope she chokes a dick up till she hiccups. To def. Total Jessica def. D. E. D. DEd!

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

This is how the isolation process works.

I didn't see it happening this way. I thought she would lean into his sources of income to maximise it. It's a much darker situation if she's burning it down to position to be the saviour. Very insidious. I guess I have too much faith in people.

D. E. D. DEd!

I think you just outed yourself as a strayan.

 

[lottalove]

because I know for a fact it was never changed.

Not to ree too loudly, but to be very autistic here, anyway:

His relationship status was indeed changed for a while.
Screenshot from Feb 24th, 2024

 

[Senegalese POW]

Not to ree too loudly, but to be very autistic here, anyway:

His relationship status was indeed changed for a while.
Screenshot from Feb 24th, 2024
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To piggyback, this was Jessica's on February 9th:


It seems that he's likely still talking to her...he liked this interesting status of hers about a day ago:

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Reddit was the perfect platform for these people. If that other board doesn't have a suboxone/opiates or pokemongo community, I doubt most of these losers migrate. I don't know if you can still see the community overlaps since the subs are banned, but it was hilarious and explained a lot. Nothing but addicts and man-children.

Well lets not be so hasty and blame the drugs- drugs are cool. Drug people on the other hand...

 

[Mushroom King]

Fucking bogravim hag.

She knew he was Josh's friend and bitched at Cobra until he finally asked Exhumed to take down the shirt.

This is how the isolation process works.

Anyone who interacts with or even speaks to Josh will find themselves on Jessica's shitlist. Doesn't matter what they do... she'll find reasons to hate them and demand that Josh cut them out of his life.

It's going to be a slowly boiling the bog type situation. By the time Josh realizes what's happening aNAL will be the only one left in his life.

Bpd bitches are like terrorists. If you give into their demands they will only escalate their asks and then resent you for being weak enough to capitulate.

He'll reap the whirlwind no doubt. I just hope it's worth it to Josh(i.e. not boring to me). She's already diminished the frequency and quality of Cobra content significantly.

I hope she chokes a dick up till she hiccups. To def. Total Jessica def. D. E. D. DEd!

The fingerprints of emotional abuse and manipulation are all over this. I've seen chicks break their man's PC, laptop, cellphone, aggravate all of his friends and family until no one is willing to waste their time trying to get around the eternal BPD hockey goalie so they can have the object of their desire with no one around to say, 'Bro, throwing knives at your car and blocking your driveway so you can't leave is not normal.' BPD women are like Dead by Daylight bosses IRL, but you lose if you play even a little.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This is a thing of autistic beauty.

Something about Cobra brings out people's creativity. It's been said that his "community" is even more creative than he is.

I rated you Autistic, but I mean it in a good way.

Buy a shirt, trole

 

[WelperHelper99]

Speaking of Josh merch, a couple years ago I got to set up a badge printer at my work. So of course I decided to fuck around with the software and well.... I made a small batch of these.
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I want that sticker on my car. Gotta let the world know about Cobes. The entire world.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I want that sticker on my car. Gotta let the world know about Cobes. The entire world.

It's a plastic "employee badge", not a sticker.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's a plastic "employee badge", not a sticker.

Double sided tape exists. We can make this happen. Or just wear it in my badge holder like a normie.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's a plastic "employee badge", not a sticker.

I would like it as a bumper sticker. Cobra pride flag and all.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Double sided tape exists. We can make this happen. Or just wear it in my badge holder like a normie.

You could do what I do and keep it in your wallet. I only almost used it in a card reader instead of my debit card once...

I would like it as a bumper sticker. Cobra pride flag and all.

Fuck. Too bad I don't have the template saved. Or maybe I do. I'll have to check my workstation.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I would like it as a bumper sticker. Cobra pride flag and all.

I would love a bumper sticker of cobes.

You could do what I do and keep it in your wallet. I only almost used it in a card reader instead of my debit card once...

True, also lol.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Damn this place was pretty chill and had a lot of Cobes content.


Another subreddit called r/KingCobraJFSFansOnly just opened up.