Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[draggs]

I want Bossman to try a strategy

Like in between every coinflip he takes a big hit of crack

 

[Collections Agent]

A question mark in chat brings out BasedManJack
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He really fucking hates any ambiguity

Like he immediately goes completely insecure defensive tough guy mode the second he doesn't understand something

 

[Kees H]

There's also positive news around Bossman. We were CS2 stats watching in Keno chat (yes, yes, I know, bunch of rats fucking k/d ratio watching), after Austin's last game of CS2 his K/D ratio improved from 0.58 to 0.59. Let's fucking go. Our boy is going places.

https://csstats.gg/player/76561199555027245#/

EDIT: 0.62 after his latest CS2 match he had to quit due to crack cocaine arriving, lfg.

 

[Sneeds]

Roobet sponsorship when? I want Austin to play the Snoop Dogg slot

 

[the gouts]

A question mark in chat brings out BasedManJack
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i think by the end of it he starts to divert course into something more nice and palatable because he doesn’t want to risk a twitch ban for insensitivity or troonphobia or whatever. he’s done that a few times already too, going based then having to reel it back before the jannies have their eyebrows raise

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Roobet sponsorship when? I want Austin to play the Snoop Dogg slot

Roobet is explicitly banned by Twitch. I think he may have been KYCed by them before as well.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Bossman has been reminding me of someone with that mustache and I just realize who: Paul Reubens in Batman. Just trim up the 'stache and throw on a monocle...

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Bossman has been reminding me of someone with that mustache and I just realize who: Paul Reubens in Batman. Just trim up the 'stache and throw on a monocle...

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Good heavens! That vagina is, as a matter of fact, splendid!

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

For anyone that cares Kick is officially Twitch 2.0. Who knew that a platform making $0 would turn to shit once it needed advertisers.

A few big name streamers got banned for homophobic slurs. By sheer luck one of their biggest streamers (((Adin Ross))) who also says faggot was able to avoid the ban.

A bit late, but don't forget he threw Roman salutes (albeit he didn't mean to).

 

[dumbledore]

Our boy just went live and I have noticed a weird "tag" next to his category on Twitch.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

I am commenting just so I can have the last comment on the 777th page on the thread LMAO, that is all.

 

[draggs]

Our boy just went live and I have noticed a weird "tag" next to his category on Twitch.
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i watched it all for once, bossman is almost tolerable when he's just chilling playing slots on low bets per spin

then he switches to wheel or coinflip and it's amazing for the 3 minutes until he's 100% felted and quits. there has to be some way to extend the period of greatness that doesn't involve juicing

 

[cans.wav]

I am commenting just so I can have the last comment on the 777th page on the thread LMAO, that is all.

The only last thing about you is that Austin fucked your mom last night, Damn that pussy was nice!

 

[Pitckus]

I am commenting just so I can have the last comment on the 777th page on the thread LMAO, that is all.

YOU FAILED

 

[degengambalar]

there has to be some way to extend the period of greatness that doesn't involve juicing

The casino that sponsors him put a clause in their "contract" that he must gamble at least 1 hour per $1,000 reload. He barely follows that requirement.

No one, and I mean NO ONE, tells BMJ how to gamble you backseat gambling rat. Not even Jesus Christ himself could make a difference. He will throw his entire balance on coinflip and you will like it.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I fucking hate coinflip. Slots are the best imo. He at least doesn't lose all at one and if it is a big spinnerooney the chances are higher thag he starts dancing.

 

[Wry]

I fucking hate coinflip. Slots are the best imo. He at least doesn't lose all at one and if it is a big spinnerooney the chances are higher thag he starts dancing.

People watch him for the mood swings and destruction, nothing provokes a bigger response than donating 3k to slake in one flip or losing 12k over 1 minute.
coinflip > wheel > shit >>> power gap >>> slots

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

People watch him for the mood swings and destruction, nothing provokes a bigger response than donating 3k to slake in one flip or losing 12k over 1 minute.
coinflip > wheel > shit >>> power gap >>> slots

I can see that. Don't get me wrong, I like some destruction, but I also like a good win from time to time. Keno is a good middle ground. You get spastic dancing AND unbridled rage and destruction. Win, win, baby

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

BLP kosher made me pro Israel

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Our boy just went live and I have noticed a weird "tag" next to his category on Twitch.
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Funny what a single word can accomplish. I was instantly reminded of this classic:

and felt like tweaking the lyrics to match the Bossman grind.

Spoiler

I'm on a drug called BossmanJack
It's not available, if you try it once you will felt
Your screen will melt off
And your ratsubs will weep over your shattered headphones
Over your shattered headphones
You love to gamble
What's not to love?
The run I was on made Trainwrecks and Eddie look like
Triple-chin pussy faggots
That's how I gamble
That's how I gample
I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll
LOSING
I have one gear: DUDE
EPIC LOSING
Are you being serious?
I'm just LOSING
Lose here, lose there, lose lose everywhere

Absolute disaster (everywhere, where, where)
I'm on a roll
We're gonna lose everywhere
Smash every single booo-oOo-ooong (smash every bong)

I'm a total frickin' loser from Kick
LOSING
C'mon bro, that shit is rigged
LOSING
You borrow my luck and you're like DUDE, I hate my life
Lose here, lose there, lose lose everywhere

I've got a list -- help me sort this
From the epic loss to the desperately lossless

Classic Slots
LOSING

Blackjack
LOSING

Betting on red just after black won
EPIC LOSING

Door smashing
LOSING

Wall punching
LOSING

The milf pussy that you just done smashing
NCIE

Head rubs
LOSING

Losing subs
LOSING

Givin' them retarded rats permanent bans
EPIC LOSING

Tongue flick
LOSING

Dissin' Kick
LOSING

Used Honda Civic
Duh... LOSING, LOSING

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll
LOSING
I have one gear: DUDE
EPIC LOSING
Are being seious?
I'm just LOSING
Lose here, lose there, lose everywhere
I'm a total frickin' loser from Kick
LOSING
C'mon bro, that shit is rigged
LOSING
You borrow my luck and you're like DUDE, I hate my life
Lose here, lose there, lose lose everywhere
where

Just needs a karaoke version (those thankfully exist) and someone with an assortment of Bossman voiceclips.