Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[stupid frog]

This is the greatest exchange I have ever seen on Reddit:
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I'm not sure if that last question is being asked sarcastically or in that annoying Tumblr asking-a-question-but-it's-really-a-statement kind of way(?) but it is a masterpiece, either way.

It's 100% the tumblr thing. Change ? to a !

"We're both boys so it's gay!"

Whatever, dumb bitch "faggot".

 

[Procrastinhater]

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I cut off my balls and now I can't have sex?? Make it make sense Reddit.

It will never cease to be hilarious to me to see AGP's freaking out at the lack of sex drive after they castrate themselves.
Its bitterly funny.
They chase their foul fetish so far down the rabbit hole they cut their own junk off and then its all surpised pikachu that the thing that was making them such a deranged coomer is gone.
No wonder so many get suicidal.

Is this a Poe?

Thats the best thing, it seriously should be because how could anyone be so fucking retarded, but some of these freaks are just that retarded.

 

[Thursday]

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I cut off my balls and now I can't have sex?? Make it make sense Reddit.

I know these are troons we're talking about here but for my own sanity I have to pretend this one is fake.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?

 

[heisenbuug]

Saw this on X and felt so disgusted but couldn't stop laughing at the "but like...every time?"

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Saw this on X and felt so disgusted but couldn't stop laughing at the "but like...every time?"
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His long-suffering wife just dropped some new vagina lore to spare her neutered man’s feelings. For the record, women are not sucking water up their snatch in the bath like God’s stinkiest pool vacuums. We also don’t create tiny black holes in our pants every time we bend over.

We save all that for special occasions.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

We also don’t create tiny black holes in our pants every time we bend over.

So its safe to walk by real women even when they bend over, we won't be sucked into a far away galaxy where time and space bend differently or something?

Saw this on X and felt so disgusted but couldn't stop laughing at the "but like...every time?"

Lol, Has any other MTF reported this? It sounds like it would be annoying if everytime you got in the bath all the water drained into your new hole. Or if everytime you stepped outside on a windy day you dropped 30 degrees in temp cuz all the air going up it.

 

[Redoniblueoni]

Saw this on X and felt so disgusted but couldn't stop laughing at the "but like...every time?"
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It seems he got himself a gender affirming wind tunnel

 

[stupid frog]

So its safe to walk by real women even when they bend over, we won't be sucked into a far away galaxy where time and space bend differently or something?

She'll say you raped her, avoid women who aren't moving away from you.

 

[Accidental Protege]

So its safe to walk by real women even when they bend over, we won't be sucked into a far away galaxy where time and space bend differently or something?

Lol, Has any other MTF reported this? It sounds like it would be annoying if everytime you got in the bath all the water drained into your new hole. Or if everytime you stepped outside on a windy day you dropped 30 degrees in temp cuz all the air going up it.

I immediately visualized some troon sinking into a bubbly bath with candles and ambiance and the whole tub just immediately drains into his ditch

 

[Lady Bizness]

There is less fucking than you’d expect. BaCk iN mY dAy there was the sub-clique of faggoty losers that the larger group of band kids ostracized for being too strange. They all fooled around with each other and at least a few of them have subsequently trooned out. They’re the cringey kind of people that most everyone pictures when they think of high school band kids. When in reality, the majority of us grow up and you’d never know unless someone mentions marching band on the internet in our presence.

Spoiler: Band PL

The only shit I caught about being in band was as an adult long after I put the clarinet away. Granted, my school won national competitions and was the only thing the school was proud of so maybe we were unique in not being viewed as dorks. Plus we had a ton of mariachi players so even the gang bangers turned up for us. The dorks everyone thinks of when they think of high school band was actually the drama kids. What a bunch of ugly little weirdos all finger banging each other and having fake gay weddings at lunch.

 

[Geraldine]

Maybe this is way too ==> <== but it seems to be on topic and I just had to share. tee hee
Link Archive

Peace in Palestine through trans inclusiveness.
Why didn't I think of that? Because I'm cis scum, am I right?

 

[Thursday]

Saw this on X and felt so disgusted but couldn't stop laughing at the "but like...every time?"
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I wonder if the AFAB in question has a completely blown out vagina causing this to actually happen.

I don't recall ever sucking air through my hole and painfully queefing myself but maybe I'm just lucky.

 

[cypocryphy]

From a man in a dress with short hair....to a man in a dress with long hair. Amazing transformation.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Saw this on X and felt so disgusted but couldn't stop laughing at the "but like...every time?"
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What about the other side, does he let out a waft of putrid diseased wind whenever he straighten up ? Does this count as biological warfare ?

 

[Point and Laugh]

I wonder if the AFAB in question has a completely blown out vagina causing this to actually happen.

No one told him this. Every single time some bizarre thing happens with a stinkditch, there will be at least one “oh this totally happens to cis-vaginas too” response. It’s just cope.

 

[Plodis]

I love how many leftists use the "Change and grow as a person and educate yourself" line.

Change and grow into a fucking idiot who believes the current thing no matter how insane it is? Educate myself with ideology that will lead to the end of the human race if everyone actually followed it? No thanks.

Here's a gem I found the other day. A troon how just had the dick inversion done who is still in the hospital but has already sent pictures of the newly created ditch to other troons who described it as "cute AF"

I thought it was bait at first - https://youtube.com/shorts/7j9Zc6IfrL0?si=zg4D34Zi8C_3kTTw

Maybe not an L to him but I think it certainly is for all the sane among us.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

I appreciate this, as I was able to find the deleted post in question from his comment history and it is absolutely an L.

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I’m exhausted. I’m so worn down. I’m at the end of my rope. I hate having to choose between heritage and community. I hate being systematically/functionally excluded from these spaces. I hate how people act toward me, I hate the fetishization of my body because I’m short, brown, and curvy by OTHER TRANSFEMS! I hate the barely-concealed hostility toward me because I’m Palestinian and so many of you blame us, even subconsciously, for the fears that your rights will be taken away. I hate being made to feel like we don’t matter to you. We’re an afterthought. You bring us up only to defend our oppressors. When I mention to American transgender people my racial background, they look at me like an abused puppy, no matter what I say about my past. Your immediate assumption when I say I’m transgender and Arab is that I’m abused, that I hate my culture, that my people have mistreated me. and yeah, I was abused, I was kicked out! It still doesn’t mean that it’s okay to assume that shit!
I hate when mods of this subreddit weigh in and act like our lives and our families’ lives don’t matter. I hate when people in this subreddit can only convey their words through making throughly American problems in America about us and our peoples. I hate when American transgender tourists speak and act as if they, a (likely) white American with an American passport are going to face anything like the scrutiny placed on queer and trans arabs in their own countries, who, despite the restrictions and repression, have built thriving queer/trans communities in nearly every country in the Arab World.
The naked hostility, the fetishization, the distrust, I feel like I shouldn’t identify with any kind of transgender community who firmly and clearly shows me exactly how unwelcome I am. I live in America. I will face the same, if not greater, consequences as you as a result of this election; because of the attitude of these communities, I will have to pick and choose what parts of myself are more important than others. The open disregard and hostility in this sub—not dealt with by mods, fyi—toward us turn this space whiter and whiter. It truly is an echo chamber of milquetoast liberal opinion, one full of people unwilling to give up their western personal comfort and safety to prevent the deaths and immiseration of millions. And this is why this space never truly can be a reflection of the multitude of transfeminine experiences; because its white members will disregard and aggress upon any PoC who doesn’t “know their place” when push comes to shove, when priorities conflict.

Link - Archive
The comments are a great example of a snake eating itself, as are the links he included.

 

[stupid frog]

weigh in

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PLEASE understand the danger of thinking "Biden is supporting Israel = Don't vote for Biden"​

Politics

Edit: I see that many of you seem to have missed an important message that I was trying to convey with this post. Please see this comment.
Remember this thread? Yeah, well...I'm still seeing people telling other people that they shouldn't vote for Biden because of his support of the Israeli government.

• Israel is committing a genocide.
• It seems that Biden's administration is still supporting them anyway.
• These are both terrible things worthy of condemnation.

However...Biden is currently regarded as the candidate most likely to successfully defeat trump at the polls in November. You know, trump? The piece of garbage poised to allow the advancement of Project 2025, who promised to become a dictator, and who would probably love to see us thrown into camps? Yeah, that trump. We can't afford to have people doing things that help trump in any way, and that includes choosing not to vote for Biden in the New York state primary where Biden is not even running unopposed. Edit: Some math I've done suggests the AP may have called the primaries in March. I am not certain that they did, because I never found any articles about that, and I have been too busy with problems that affect me more directly to keep track of AP news. Unfortunately, it seems that some people think that not voting for Biden in the general election is also okay.
Look, you ladies are cute. I'm subscribed to a number of subreddits where all of you post pictures of yourselves trying on your lovely outfits...yeah, I admit it. It's pretty awesome. All of you are awesome...but I've seen some of you posting in a particular subreddit that was established by a person who, just today (yesterday? It's almost 3 AM here, now), told people that they shouldn't be voting for Biden in the New York primary as it was happening. They told me that it wouldn't help trump get elected because it was just a primary election...
...but a quick Google search shows that Biden is running against someone for the NY primary. Now, what would happen to Biden's chance of beating trump in November if Biden lost the democratic primary election in multiple states because of a few votes for Biden's opposition that accompanied a lot of ballots in which no vote for a president was cast? It's an extreme case, and not likely - I have no idea if anyone was making a similar recommendation about other state primaries - but it's really not hard to imagine how such recommendations could become problematic. It's very easy to imagine how such recommendations could be the result of an alt-right group looking for low effort ways to interfere with elections.
Simply not voting is still dangerous, even if you don't actually vote for Biden's opposition, for the same reason that we're trying to have Biden beat trump instead of having someone else go against trump: you can't predict or control the behavior of everyone else, so you need to account for what others are expecting you to do. Every time you choose to not vote for Biden, you're giving up your most reliable tool for voting against trump, because most people are already convinced that the final battle is going to be between Biden and trump.
If it's permitted, I'll name the subreddit/link to the post that I'm talking about, but it might be obvious to some of you already. There are other moderators within that subreddit that agree with the post that I saw, which, again, was made by the creator of the subreddit. People were angry about their post - not because it suggested that people shouldn't vote for Biden, but because the post accused Americans of doing nothing to protest the genocide of the people of Palestine - and the comments they made to express their anger obtained many upvotes very quickly...
...but some of us used our comments to point out the issues associated with not voting for Biden. The response to mine was an unconvincing argument that primary elections don't matter, and the subreddit creator actually started receiving downvotes for expressing that sentiment. They ultimately deleted that comment, and many other comments as well, including a comment that I had referenced in my own comment that had been posted by someone sharing my concern. The whole thing made me very uncomfortable, and knowing that the other moderators agree with the sub creator definitely makes the discomfort worse. I legitimately couldn't tell if I was watching someone scrambling to delete their own comments, and the comments criticizing those comments, so that they could preserve their public reputation...or if I was watching a sleeper cell come to life to enforce hate in a way that would allow them to effortlessly hide their motives, because their positions as moderators allow them to simply censor anyone who questions their behavior. Edit: Given that Biden may have been guaranteed to win the primaries as long ago as March, the latter scenario is a lot less likely...but banning people for not being familiar with the election schedule is still disreputable.

can only convey their words through making throughly American problems in America about us and our peoples.

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We have turned into the Middle East​

We have oppressed women's rights, and will allow people to carry guns in public all the while letting the ideology of a single organized religion openly dictate federal laws.
America has fallen.

*edit for teh record , this isn't an Anti middle east post.. it's an anti forcing a religion down people's throats who don't believe in it post...

speak and act

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International flight with a stopover in Dubai​

How safe is it going to be for me to fly via Dubai? I'm post op, I have a passing voice, and all of my paperwork says female, however visually, my passing is inconsistent. I pass at a glance, but if I'm being actively studied in detail by a customs officer, I may or may not pass. I will only be doing a layover in Dubai, and have no intention of leaving the airport, however I'm not even sure how that works, or if I'll find myself having to go through customs even for a layover?
Avoiding Dubai adds significant time to my travel, so it's not something I want to do unless I have to.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

The comments are a great example of a snake eating itself, as are the links he included.

White trannies are Nazis? Why didn't anyone tell me?