Paper Mario Series

[Vyse Inglebard]

According to this user, turns out Niko is a liar.
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>he's
Lol

 

[Dynamite Bean]

According to this user, turns out Niko is a liar.
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I sure fucking hope so, of course the they them diaper furfag would lie about this shit for attention
plus as retarded as Nintendo is, I really do not think they'd want to tie mario of all things into current political climate as heated as it is

 

[Colon capital V]

According to this user, turns out Niko is a liar.
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Regardless EmulatorCHADS stay winning.
Sure they're all probably developed by trannies, but at least I'm not being interrupted to donate to tranny charities or getting an inferior, rewritten version of a game I really liked.

 

[Two Dollars]

Here are some fun facts for anyone who’s given up hope:

• It took about two weeks for the Super Mario RPG remake to get a script restoration mod
• TTYD is significantly more popular than SMRPG
• TTYD’s fans are significantly more autistic than SMRPG’s
• TTYD’s text changes are much more drastic than SMRPG’s, meaning there’s much more demand for a faithful mod to fix them
• TTYD will most likely use the same text system as Origami King, which is itself used in many other Switch games including the most modded game, Smash Ultimate
• The original TTYD stored all its text in plain text files with HTML tags for easy human readability

Give it Two Weeks, maybe a month tops, and I guarantee we’ll have at least one large-scale text fix. Nintendo fucked up hard, but the community will come in and fix it.

 

[Alter Ego]

According to this user, turns out Niko is a liar.
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I did find it very suspicious that someone at Nintendo of America of all places would openly commit such a breach of NDA just to brag, especially when it concerns what they probably consider to be one of the most sensitive issues. Any such pre-release information about Vivian will sure as shit be heavily regulated through PR rather than some rando engineer.

Comparatively, I'm pretty sure that when Sam "Lombax Tiddies" Maggs publicly boasted about getting things her way in regard to the new female character in the last Ratchet & Clank game, it was well after the game came out and when she didn't even work at Insomniac anymore. I think when it's so common to see woke game journos and their followers talking shit on social media, it can be easy to not realize that like-minded game devs have much more restraint, very good at shutting up about what they're working on.

 

[Banana Hammock]

So, probably just some diaper furfag trolling?

 

[SmallKiwi]

According to this user, turns out Niko is a liar.
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Total diaperfag death.

 

[NerdShamer]

So, probably just some diaper furfag trolling?

It's nothing new, in this day and age.

 

[Punished Magician]

So, probably just some diaper furfag trolling?

It was already fishy, even before the photoshopped credits reveal. His job title of "Environmental Engineer", in the context of video games, could only possibly describe level/setpiece design, and since NoA doesn't do dev work then he could only plausibly work at Nintendo Software Technologies (Nintendo's only NA dev team, their office is in the NoA building, and they have a history of working on remakes). However, he also mentions doing localization work with NoA for TotK (the one he photoshopped the credits of), and these are not only two totally different jobs, but they're mutually exclusive to two different companies (NST is not a subsidiary of NoA, they're both separate subsidiaries of Nintendo). He definitely wouldn't have been bouncing between the two of them doing totally different jobs on different games within his first couple of months there. Not to mention, googling "environmental engineer" with "nintendo" (both in quotes) returns no results, other than references to his posts, or big jumbles of random LinkedIn listings (where Nintendo listings and "Environmental Engineer" listings have no overlap). I'd never even heard of Nintendo Software Technologies before looking into this, but "I'm a dev at Nintendo of America" instantly set off my bullshit radar and it only took me like 15 minutes of googling to get the full picture of just how much nonsense his claims were, not to mention how full of holes his story about convincing everyone at a meeting was.

Verdict: With 100% certainty, this ragebait is fake and gay and I would not have sex with it.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Local puppet sperg makes a video on why 30fps is perfectly fine for a remake of a game that had 60 on inferior hardware is perfectly okay

I don't care what the reason is, there is no excuse for any modern game to be running at 30fps, especially paper mario, not even 40 which is the ideal sweet spot if 60 isn't possible but instead just a measly 30

 

[Kit Marz]

Local puppet sperg makes a video on why 30fps is perfectly fine for a remake of a game that had 60 on inferior hardware is perfectly okay

I don't care what the reason is, there is no excuse for any modern game to be running at 30fps, especially paper mario, not even 40 which is the ideal sweet spot if 60 isn't possible but instead just a measly 30

I listened to maybe the first minute or so before I turned it off. His whole "This game is a miracle. We need to accept it no matter what" schtick is getting really old. I used to like Arlo 8 or 9 years ago, but I almost can't bear listening to him anymore.

 

[Psyduck]

Local puppet sperg makes a video on why 30fps is perfectly fine for a remake of a game that had 60 on inferior hardware is perfectly okay

I don't care what the reason is, there is no excuse for any modern game to be running at 30fps, especially paper mario, not even 40 which is the ideal sweet spot if 60 isn't possible but instead just a measly 30

Call it an unpopular opinion (?) but i never really cared about fps in my games, or at least not to the point where i consider it "unexcusable" to have 30 fps in there

 

[NerdShamer]

Local puppet sperg makes a video on why 30fps is perfectly fine for a remake of a game that had 60 on inferior hardware is perfectly okay

Wow, this is such an important topic that needed to be covered. Thanks to him, I now have an irresistible urge to actually buy the game.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Call it an unpopular opinion (?) but i never really cared about fps in my games, or at least not to the point where i consider it "unexcusable" to have 30 fps in there

That's fine but my issue is the principle, this is a full priced game being sold that objectively runs worse than the original, the point of a remake is to be better in everyway and running at a lower fps is just questionable especially when inferior hardware did it fine and this is a multi-million dollar company, the same one that goes hard after emulators and the such that fix problems like these

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Local puppet sperg makes a video on why 30fps is perfectly fine for a remake of a game that had 60 on inferior hardware is perfectly okay

I don't care what the reason is, there is no excuse for any modern game to be running at 30fps, especially paper mario, not even 40 which is the ideal sweet spot if 60 isn't possible but instead just a measly 30

Ironically the biggest spergs are probs the ones whining about muh framerate cos bigger number = better (I'm not fucking kidding), if not then they're the uber "normie" retards who want the most pricey beefiest PCs and to show off with their 9000 FPS.
We need more games that are locked at 30 FPS just to piss off more spergs ROFLMAO.

Anyways to get back on topic if this isn't the ultimate proof the Switch is a massive overrated piece of eternal dogshit then I don't know what is. The Wii U was infinitely better than this plastic brick. Hurt a nintendrone's feefee today by emulating TOTK.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

the point of a remake is to be better in everyway

Name me ONE remake in current year that has actually achieved that point.

Because it seems like remakes these days have bee dead set on doing the exact opposite, specificaly removing things and/or changing things for social-political reasons. The "updated graphics" (which half the time is just a 16:9 apect ratio with a different lighting engine) aren't even worth it.

The word "remake" should make people quiver with fear and/or disgust, and the fact that people not only praise it but keep asking for more is part of the reason why the games industry sucks and will never have time to heal but continue to stagnate in the future.

 

[NerdShamer]

Name me ONE remake in current year that has actually achieved that point.

I'd say the two Mario & Luigi ones. But the music is probably more grating than the original and I know for an fact that nearly every enemy had their stats reduced.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Name me ONE remake in current year that has actually achieved that point.

I'd say Superstar Saga remake was really decent, whether it's better than the original is up for debate but it's certainly not worse and a good way to play it and I personally think it's the definitive way to play the game

 

[Chin of Campbell]

>Retro makes a remaster (not even a remake) of Prime 1 so good the worst people can bitch about is some door looking kind of weird
>Nintendo themselves can't even make a game run at the same framerate it ran at 20 years ago
lol

Name me ONE remake in current year that has actually achieved that point.

Destroy All Humans 1.

 

[Catgirl Fornicator]

Ironically the biggest spergs are probs the ones whining about muh framerate cos bigger number = better (I'm not fucking kidding), if not then they're the uber "normie" retards who want the most pricey beefiest PCs and to show off with their 9000 FPS.
We need more games that are locked at 30 FPS just to piss off more spergs ROFLMAO.

Anyways to get back on topic if this isn't the ultimate proof the Switch is a massive overrated piece of eternal dogshit then I don't know what is. The Wii U was infinitely better than this plastic brick. Hurt a nintendrone's feefee today by emulating TOTK.

It will never not be hilarious to watch the retards sperg over overpriced graphics cards and frame rates when its literally a case of diminishing returns after 120 FPS.