Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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My guess is Kayla is totally checked out on benzos, April is living at the house drinking with Nick, and cuck Aaron is hanging around crying and biting a pillow, with the four of them stuck together in an unholy love trapezoid.

I think Aaron is the "alpha male" in this relationship. He follows the Jack Murphy approach to manhood and believes nothing is more manly than letting another dude stick his testicles inside your wife's ass, or maybe having her lez out with a pillhead while he sodomizes the pillhead's husband. That's why April and Nick both have bruises in the same place, it's how Aaron the Faggot marks his bitches.

Sorry, that was pretty nasty. The Rekieta household should be cleansed from the Earth with fire and brimstone.

 

[Captain Manning]

Surprised there isn't a thread on them already. They have that same kind of hate following that the O&A crowd have.

I don't think there's enough people on the Farms (yet) that care about STMS outside of their interaction with Nick. Basically I think all mention of them heretofore has been because of Nick.

Nick has discovered a new problem with Christianity: Evangelicals believe that God sent Jesus to die (~2h7m)

That's not new. He said the same thing on the Easter stream.

That is what all Christians believe. Or are supposed to believe anyways.

 

[Swole McPole]

So the thread consensus is that April and Nick are holding Our Wife hostage and the long breaks are in fact to check on Our Wife’s restraints because April is sleeping? Is that what’s going on?

I think our wife is high as fuck on oxycontins and Nick has to check her regularly to make sure she's still breathing and administer the narcan when she stops.

Nick:"I've never seen a reason not to... I always believed what I said!"; claims that "everybody" on the internet calls Monty a pedo and that he has lost court cases over it; claims that Monty talks about photographing "underaged nude children"; his voice is raspy and he sounds drunk; "I just want to ask one question of Montagraph: When did you stop wanting to fuck children?"; Nick's beliefs are "a rational conclusion based on all of the fucking evidence";

Good grief but the man is a complete fucking moron.

 

[daffodils]

Surprised there isn't a thread on them already. They have that same kind of hate following that the O&A crowd have.

Their hate following is pretty cowish themselves, from what I've seen. They rarely seem to bother to support their more interesting claims with evidence.

Aaron's worst crime is probably being an unfunny boomer who is wedded to a shock jock format that was past its sell-by date twenty years ago. He's nowhere near Nick's league. For a start, he knocks out 8-10 shows a week, either is on schedule or announces changes in a timely manner, is sober and coherent, seems to shower occasionally, and doesn't seem to have provoked a six figure law suit on the assumption that it would be great content.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't follow Nick a lot, please correct me if I'm wrong. I think that Nick's wife is not some hapless hostage on the brink of leaving Nick, but a degenerate gooner who fully supports her retard husband.

The prevailing theory is she's a pillhead and perpetually zonked out in her bedroom (Nick did make the distinction of it being hers only, at some point) but so far as I'm aware all of this is based solely on Nick's testimony; I'm not sure the last time we got proof-of-life for Our Wife on stream.

Happy to be proven wrong here, but my personal theory is Kayla took the kids and left shortly after the hot tub stream, and everything since has been Nick's fan fiction so he doesn't have to give the Farms a W, because obviously it's a much better look to have a wife who's utterly catatonic on pills than one who left you for being a degenerate alcoholic that can't shut the fuck up about American Beauty.

 

[Guntkvd]

Their hate following is pretty cowish themselves, from what I've seen. They rarely seem to bother to support their more interesting claims with evidence.

Aaron's worst crime is probably being an unfunny boomer who is wedded to a shock jock format that was past its sell-by date twenty years ago. He's nowhere near Nick's league. For a start, he knocks out 8-10 shows a weeks, either is on schedule or announces changes in a timely manner, is sober and coherent, seems to shower occasionally, and doesn't seem to have started a six figure law suit on the assumption that it would be great show content. I won't hold being an e-beggar against him because that's the sole purpose of livestreaming.

He's not funny, he's just a sleazy, genuinely awful person.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If Nick wants an easy layup for a stream SCOTUS will be discussing assault weapon bans May 16 and if they’ll accept them as a hearing. Great time to boost views and get Fuddbusters back on.

But we know that Nick will cancel for mysterious reasons

Or just insanely rant and have Fuddbusters cocking guns at him in stream

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I’m under the impression something changed awhile back, Nick’s used having to shuttle the kids to art classes on multiple occasions over the last few months or so when talking about schedule change excuses and having to drive all day. The last time I remember it coming up it it was being used as an example of something they couldn’t do themselves and had to outsource, I think a Locals stream

Edit: found it
2:00 https://youtu.be/nPGuAAUMWxY?si=NSvK4qlMrhkvWbIG

It would not surprise me, given her recent plastic surgery (weeks of recovery) and dabbling in drugs. I do recall an excuse for a long absence from stream being that he had to load some musical equipment into the vehicle at midnight because Kayla forgot and needed it in the morning.

"Show me evidence of not wanting to fuck children... I'll wait!"

Oh! All we have to do it prove a negative? Prove the Loch Ness Monster DOESN'T EXIST!

Lawyer lOgIcAl genius here. Anyone with a few logic classes can point out this fallacy. He is not making this hard... I believe he would have caught this before his brain rot or the tard rage took hold of him.

he never had a chance to retract his statements because Monty never reached out to him and showed they were wrong

IANAL, but retraction is merely a mitigation of damages in a lawsuit in some places, and unrepentancy is a aggravating factor in some of them.

Nick is trying (but failing badly) to conflate the legal and moral standards applicable to his case. Nick could not (morally) retract his statement because he was not (legally) given the proper notice. If retraction is a mitigating factor in MN and this goes on to judgement, it will fuck him right over.

"Montegraph threatened to kill me at a gas station in my home town"

'Show me evidence of wanting to kill you at a gas station in your home town...I'll wait!'

It isn't even asking you to prove a negative! It is more fair than your challenge!

The prevailing theory is she's a pillhead and perpetually zonked out in her bedroom (Nick did make the distinction of it being hers only, at some point) but so far as I'm aware all of this is based solely on Nick's testimony; I'm not sure the last time we got proof-of-life for Our Wife on stream.

Happy to be proven wrong here, but my personal theory is Kayla took the kids and left shortly after the hot tub stream, and everything since has been Nick's fan fiction so he doesn't have to give the Farms a W, because obviously it's a much better look to have a wife who's utterly catatonic on pills than one who left you for being a degenerate alcoholic that can't shut the fuck up about American Beauty.

There was a photo of them at a charity event. Unless the charade is being maintained impeccably, they are still together. Nick does not have the cash to pay Kayla off, and I doubt his family would do so. I also believe that Kayla is highly co-dependent with Nick--and not in the good 'we are a team and I could not go through life without them' way.

If Nick wants an easy layup for a stream SCOTUS will be discussing assault weapon bans May 16 and if they’ll accept them as a hearing. Great time to boost views and get Fuddbusters back on.

But we know that Nick will cancel for mysterious reasons

Or just insanely rant and have Fuddbusters cocking guns at him in stream

Matt is still shellshocked from all the Balldo talk, but seeing him mogged by Ivan again would be fun!

 

[Pelican Bones]

he claims he never had a chance to retract his statements because Monty never reached out to him and showed they were wrong, he just sued him

"I said 'fuck you pedo, sue me'. Then he sued me. What a weirdo." - Nick, homosexual man with weird obsession over movies about fucking children

 

[Nate Higgers]

I just listened to the Jesse PS on Steel Toe interview. I should probably be shot for it, but I was curious. First of all, I had to fast forward through like 1h+ of gay Cumia-walking “internet shock jock” faggotry. The main thing I wanted to comment on (Aaron the Cuckold turned off comments on the video, I wonder why) is that he kept on hammering Jesse on “dood you’re a trust fund baby, dood you’ve never worked a real job though”

Nick Rekieta is a trust fund baby. It’s been confirmed. Aaron, you read this thread, you’ve seen the literal actual financial documents. Nick’s “worked” at places of business before, but by his own words, we’ve seen and heard Nick’s approach to “working for a living”. He gets told to make sales calls and he tells his boss “nyeeh fuck you I don’t wanna, I wanna read Ayn Rand and put on the Balldo”. He refuses to have any kind of work ethic because he’s grown up wealthy and he knows, consciously or subconsciously, that he’ll always have his grandaddy’s oil money to fall back on. He treats his “show” the same way. He doesn’t stream consistently, and when he does, he’s three sheets to the wind drunk as fuck and making the most lackluster content imaginable, he gets a pitiable amount of money in donations, and the only entertaining part of his shows is when he’s embarrassing himself or making ludicrous drunk statements. From what little I know about Jesse PS, he seems to actually give a fuck about his show and he puts in some kind or effort to make a consistent showing, streaming regularly. I don’t know if his show is good, but apparently it’s good enough that he’s got a legion of paypigs who donate and subscribe to him and keep his efforts rewarded. If Jesse is a trust fund baby, he doesn’t have the lack of work ethic that a trust fund baby like Rekieta exhibits.

Also I found a video through one of the clips posted on the last page ITT, and Aaron’s wife April has a pineapple tattooed on her right ankle. Apparently that’s a sign that she’s “into swinging” (I have no clue why pineapples). Jesse asked Aaron if he’s “into swinging” and he instantly got sheepish and demurred, saying “oh ahh dude I don’t know, I can’t answer that, that gets into like, that’s your person, and you’re sharing her”

These hypocritical faggots are in such denial and they can’t stop lying and contradicting themselves.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick looks like he's addicted to Ozempic and sunscreen."

He's only addicted to AIDS riddled dick.

Nick still talking about "having more flexibility"

No one wants to hear about how flexible you get at Hedonism with Ricardo.

What about the counter evidence? Still waiting to see it!" [same could be applied to Nick's alleged swinger adventures]; "Show me evidence of not wanting to fuck children... I'll wait!"

Yeah Montagraph! Just prove a negative! Even being a non-practicing lawyer Nick should understand how stupid this statement is. "Show me evidence of you not fucking kids" what an asinine, wetbrained statement.

"Hey by the way, most of you guys who don't like me are on the same website that posted all [the Monty rumors]"

Most people here liked you Nick. Most people wanted you to do well. Hell, there are still some people holding out hope that you'll pull up, fix your shit and be the good husband and dad you always seemed to be.

the "obvious answer" to the law suit is that it should be removed by summary judgement

The "obvious answer" is Montagraph should own your balldomobile.

he claims he never had a chance to retract his statements because Monty never reached out to him and showed they were wrong, he just sued him

Well Nick, why would you retract your statement if you believe it's true and real?

Nick explains drinking when depressed

Anyone want to take bets on if he cries on stream?

 

[daffodils]

Nick Rekieta is a trust fund baby. It’s been confirmed. Aaron, you read this thread, you’ve seen the literal actual financial documents.

Aaron knows. I can't find the clip, but when the Jesse appearance first came up Aaron called him a trust fund baby, and someone superchatted that Rekieta is one, too. Aaron then said the difference is everybody knows this about Nick and he never made it a secret.

He mentioned it again in passing in a later show:

 

[AltisticRight]

If Nick wants an easy layup for a stream SCOTUS will be discussing assault weapon bans May 16 and if they’ll accept them as a hearing. Great time to boost views and get Fuddbusters back on.

Each time I see "SCOTUS" I think of "scrotum", and Balldo's favourite device strapped to it.
The Sektur does a toll on your brain.

My brain is melting... like butter, butter in a butterdish on a tripod, next to a minifridge I could have used, with a cat and a dog I talk to. A million IQ drops, they're dropping like all the skunks and racoons in Balldoville, Minnesota.

 

[Shagedan]

Okay but why not both

Jessie PS will be on with STMS tonight, could get interesting idk.
“It's the final Evening Show of the week and it's Aaron solo with a special guest at 9pm! JESSE PS FROM PODAWFUL joins us!

We also have plenty of news to talk about, dirt to kick up, gossip to spill. It's going to be a great show! You'll enjoy it!”

And Aaron shared some interesting rekieta things last night. Says the farms is funny and 50/50, 60/40 on theories. I’m sorry but after making the clips summarizing them just feels like a lot of work

With a follow up clip from this morning.

I’m calling it now, this is a work to get posters to make untrue claims so Nick and his boyfriends can go “No, gullible stalker prude. I was not at ProlapseCon 2024. My contract is renewed in perpetuity. Enjoy poverty.”

 

[Kopasea]

Aaron knows. I can't find the clip, but when the Jesse appearance first came up Aaron called him a trust fund baby, and someone superchatted that Rekieta is one, too. Aaron then said the difference is everybody knows this about Nick and he never made it a secret.

He mentioned it again in passing in a later show:


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Aaron has claimed a lot of things about Nick the last few weeks that show me he is completely out of touch with the lore.

1. While we do speculate about Kayla, the reason is because Nick talks about her and has brought her onto the show. Nick was the one that introduced Kayla to the stream to the point of streaming AT Hedonism 2 with her. Just because she DFEd and kept off the internet, doesn't mean that speculation can no longer occur.
2. Nick uses lawyer technicalities to deny that he has a trust fund.
3. The covering of the drinking is because Nick is an alcoholic and the more he drinks the more milk he produces. I can tell which shows are bangers just by @daffodils drink recaps.

I'm looking forward to Aaron dropping all of Nick's secrets in the near future. He seems to really enjoy the attention he's getting. I hope he goes on Kino Casino soon. His lack of knowledge of the events reminds me of the YouTubers going to bat for Drex until the full story comes out, and you can see their face fall.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

April has a pineapple tattooed on her right ankle. Apparently that’s a sign that she’s “into swinging” (I have no clue why pineapples).

Swinger confirmed.

 

[Chazzed Up]

The prevailing theory is she's a pillhead and perpetually zonked out in her bedroom (Nick did make the distinction of it being hers only, at some point) but so far as I'm aware all of this is based solely on Nick's testimony; I'm not sure the last time we got proof-of-life for Our Wife on stream.

Happy to be proven wrong here, but my personal theory is Kayla took the kids and left shortly after the hot tub stream, and everything since has been Nick's fan fiction so he doesn't have to give the Farms a W, because obviously it's a much better look to have a wife who's utterly catatonic on pills than one who left you for being a degenerate alcoholic that can't shut the fuck up about American Beauty.

She seemed to detest Aaron from my observation so your theory holds water to me. Are both April and Aaron living with Nick now? Is this a Final Fantasy House polycule situation developing?

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

She seemed to detest Aaron from my observation so your theory holds water to me. Are both April and Aaron living with Nick now? Is this a Final Fantasy House polycule situation developing?

I cant imagine going through a divorce with a lawyer is pleasant or easy. He probably has convinced her that he would tie her up in court if she doesn't do exactly what he says

 

[Guntkvd]

Maybe Aaron hopes to inherit Nick's house, like Keem Boogie's. Drink more, Nick, bottoms up.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I cant imagine going through a divorce with a lawyer is pleasant or easy. He probably has convinced her that he would tie her up in court if she doesn't do exactly what he says

A non-practicing lawyer that doesn't even show up in court. Kayla would probably be granted his indentured servitude or public quartering.