Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Slippin Kimmy]

so I made sure to make it noticeable I had a bulge there.

In front of your ten-year old super fucking classy

 

[You're MDNWU]

TiF out with 10yo daughter wears stupid rainbow deadpool tank top, skirt, has mustache, painted nails, blue Mohawk,etc so multiple men stare at her with a disgusted look on their faces.

Lil pooner dresses for attention and freaks out for receiving attention. Just wait till she comes across someone who can't tell/doesn't care and she wants to act tough.

 

[caonima]

That's got to be a Mr Limpy extra large to get that bulge showing through basketball shorts.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

I like how the cooler-than-you Deadpool tank pooner had to mention her “hysto” in the context of her public outing to the gas station, really helped set the scene, dood. I find all their blase cutesy nicknames for all their little surgeries almost as disturbing as the surgeries themselves. Phallo, meta, hysto, etc it’s just such a womanly way to describe something.

it's like they're catching pokemon (which, to them, is likely what it is - a neverending game to get all the gender affirmation)

 

[monstrous bubo]

My wife found my HISMITH and collection of fun sticks…. And confronted me.

Rate me late but I wasn’t 100% sure what this was, so googled. The company’s site has various models in a range of colours, but this is the only one in a different shape and it one made me burst out laughing, so I thought I’d share it.

Spoiler: sex toy of the day

Why? Why???

 

[Flan Handler]

I’m trying to imagine myself as a ten-year-old with a clown demon mother out in public…. at that age I wanted my very normal mom to not hug me at school,
I can’t even imagine the cringe levels here.

 

[Bookwork]

Rate me late but I wasn’t 100% sure what this was, so googled. The company’s site has various models in a range of colours, but this is the only one in a different shape and it one made me burst out laughing, so I thought I’d share it.

Spoiler: sex toy of the day

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Why? Why???

LOL. The Burn After Reading contraption actually went into production?

 

[Shig O'nella]

While out with your 10 year old daughter, okay.

Dunno what the fuck she's complaining about. Wants to be a man, gets treated like any man who's got a semi around a child.

 

[Susanna]

LOL. The Burn After Reading contraption actually went into production?
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I think it looks more like Mac’s exercise bike.

 

[Procopius]

Rate me late but I wasn’t 100% sure what this was, so googled. The company’s site has various models in a range of colours, but this is the only one in a different shape and it one made me burst out laughing, so I thought I’d share it.

Spoiler: sex toy of the day

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Why? Why???

Come on, who hasn't wanted to have a fun stick repeatedly stuck up their arse to a George Formby rhythm.

 

[Geraldine]

Even leaving aside the tranny stuff... does she think coming across as a man puts her in less danger from other men in public?

I like how the cooler-than-you Deadpool tank pooner had to mention her “hysto” in the context of her public outing to the gas station, really helped set the scene, dood. I find all their blase cutesy nicknames for all their little surgeries almost as disturbing as the surgeries themselves. Phallo, meta, hysto, etc it’s just such a womanly way to describe something.

I’m trying to imagine myself as a ten-year-old with a clown demon mother out in public…. at that age I wanted my very normal mom to not hug me at school,
I can’t even imagine the cringe levels here.

Once again, pooners have no consciousness whatever of what the opposite sex is like.

 

[Stan]

TIM is disappointed that no lesbian wants to date him even after surgery.He also accused a user of being a TERF when the user suggested he dates other TIMs.

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Transbians trying to dupe, shame or guilt trip lesbians into fucking them (and failing at it, because you can’t shame someone into being into you) will never not be funny.

I mean, you could dress however you want, be as fey as you like, and just be that way, find a happy life as a gay man and not be miserable. Or you could insist that you are something you are not (and feel blasted when the world/your ideal dating pool disagrees), take damaging hormones, and spend your life lying in bed and unable to throw off the covers.

^^ agree wholeheartedly. I hate buzzkills, the kind of people who actively stop what could be fun and turn it into an energy draining slog. If trannys acted like Dr. Frankefurter I’d be much happier about them, but they’re sad sacks in bodies that don’t pass, who get sadder the more procedures they get done. (I have that last part on good authority; the more an MtF gets done the more flaws they find in whatever else didn’t get touched, leading them back to the surgeon again and again to mess around with more pieces of their body.)

It’s one thing to make yourself miserable - that’s one’s right. But I think it’s terribly selfish and uncool to want to try and refocus all the pity on yourself and make everyone else around you miserable about your lack of success in becoming the anime girl of your dreams.

There's even one "trans" character in Greek Mythology.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiresias

But he detransitioned, so I guess that doesn't count.

Trans people may not like this myth because it explicitly frames Tiresias’ sex change as a punishment and its reversal as a reward.

I pack everyday for my protection and am wearing basketball shorts so I made sure to make it noticeable I had a bulge there.

If she means she keeps a Colt 45 tucked in her waistband like some kind of hood rat, that was why that guy was staring. If she means a Mr Limpy packer, how does that protect anyone?Is she supposed to throw it at would be assailants like a grenade and hope they run away in fear once they figure out they just took a puppet dick to the face?

Fellas, when other men size you up do you also take off your faggot Deadpool crop tops so the other man can see your pecs and stomach hair?

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[Geraldine]

Transbians trying to dupe, shame or guilt trip lesbians into fucking them (and failing at it, because you can’t shame someone into being into you) will never not be funny.

They thought they found a magic spell to get some pussy, but ...

Trans people may not like this myth because it explicitly frames Tiresias’ sex change as a punishment and its reversal as a reward.

Cis-normativity not invented by Christians or Jews or TERFs or Hitler just to be mean to them?

 

[Terfmaster9000]

At first I thought he'd had some very bad FFS where the surgeon decided that pulling the face skin back was sufficient to hide his very mannish features, then I noticed that he's Finnish so he probably just looks like that.


How stupid you have to be to make me side with trannies who aren't going to vote for Biden because of Palestine? Who cares how they vote in the NY primary? There's no chance that they'll cost him the state, then even if they somehow did miraculously cost him NY in the primaries, there's no chance that this would cost him the primary. Let them get their idiotic protest vote out of the way.


I can't believe that you wouldn't include a picture of this curvy Palestinian girl who drives yt trannies so mad with desire that they can't help but fetishize him
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If Frank N Further was an ugly troon.

Spoiler: sex toy of the day

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Why? Why???

I know you ask rhetorically, but you know why a Ukulele? Because it's an instrument quirky women play. Troons can fetishize anything, even a fucking string instrument.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Lil pooner dresses for attention and freaks out for receiving attention.

Which is about as fem brained as you can get.

Why? Why???

Because it's too much trouble and tiresomely complicated to get another human being to get you off nowadays. Buy a machine. Love the machine. (It's got an app too!)

I had to look that up too. I know that there are degenerate worlds and products out there I can't come close to imagining, but.... holy shit. Someone designed and manufactures that, and there are others who buy and use it? Jeebus.

 

[Geraldine]

How to move things along faster?
I'm guessing the UK's NHS , but it might be a private HMO in the USA or something else somewhere else.
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Totally worth it to look like this ten months sooner.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rate me late but I wasn’t 100% sure what this was, so googled. The company’s site has various models in a range of colours, but this is the only one in a different shape and it one made me burst out laughing, so I thought I’d share it.

Spoiler: sex toy of the day

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Why? Why???

Oh come the fuck on

Whats the bet they don't even bother cleaning the fucking thing either?

Thats the most degenerate Slaaneshi consoomer shit I've ever seen. It even has a fucking app.
I thought these things were a fucking joke.
Whats wrong with these people?

 

[Bobsmyuncle]

This guy hopes he can get his parents to pay for ffs by taking a bad picture and then throwing a tempurtantrum when his mom trys to make him feel better.

This is the picture he sent her


This other conversation made me mad.. this is what they think it takes to be a woman..

 

[monstrous bubo]

Because it's too much trouble and tiresomely complicated to get another human being to get you off nowadays. Buy a machine. Love the machine. (It's got an app too!)

Oddly enough the fact such a device exists doesn’t faze me. The fact a father of four buys something that big and costly for the coom is more of a problem for me. My rhetorical question was more about why the only model in a shape other than the purely utilitarian was a pink ukulele of all things. So random and unerotic.

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[Syikeblade]

I'm so confused. If random people were going to hatecrime her for being out with her daughter, wouldn't they do it on the basis that she was a pervert targeting a kid? Like, her chances of being hatecrimed for being LGBT are already astronomically low, but most people who genuinely wish violence towards troons do so because they think they're perverts out to molest children, and most of them barely even know that FtMs exist.

And her answer to "a man looked at me threateningly when I was talking to an underage girl" is to make sure he sees the bulge in her pants?

Even leaving aside the tranny stuff... does she think coming across as a man puts her in less danger from other men in public? It's true that women are in danger from men, but men are more likely to be killed by a random stranger than women are, and more likely to be victims of a violent crime in general (and keep in mind the statistics in that link probably underestimate the prevalence of male victims, because men are less likely to report being roughed up by a stranger than women are)

Finally, she does realize that men stare down each other in public all the time, doesn't she? It's not a threat, it's just males sizing each other up. Fuck, even I know that and I'm not in the habit of cutting my tits off and sticking knitted penises down the front of my shorts.

I think a lot of ftm do think they'll be safer being seen as men. There are women who think men don't have to worry about being harassed let alone being raped.