Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Kees H said:
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FUCKING DUDDEROOSKI DUDE :lossmanjack:. Went live for nothing.
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One of these days he's going to go live and say "guys am I live, you won't believe this" and he's going to turn on the webcam and it's just him in a saw trap created by Derrick Xmas that involves smoking crack and getting a max win or else Trapper is dunked in a pool of shattered bong glass
 
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Absolutely Retarded said:
Kino felting. Starts off by telling BC.game to "bend him over and spit in his face"
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Its like he thinks the game can hear him and if he cries when he loses it give him wins. Notice he INSTANTANEOUSLY stops the milisecond he wins. I think all this shit he says while gambling (red get bread, double chuck, the whining and crying) is a magic spell that will duplicate his money, in his mind of course.
 
TheBearMan said:
Its like he thinks the game can hear him and if he cries when he loses it give him wins.
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Gamblers have the wildest superstitions, habits, and rituals when they are playing particular games. People rub their hands all over the slot machine screen during a fat featch, craps table goers will not dare speak the number 7, and if you do you will get shot daggers. For Bossman it's negging the slot, which is very funny to watch in real time.
 
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Punished Neco said:
I randomly thought about comparing Austin to how he looked when this thread was first created.

Gambling turned him from a pretty normal looking guy into somebody who looks like they have terminal cancer
August 2023 vs May 2024
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Don't gamble kids :stress:
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Whats wild here is thats the same plug-n-play webcame. All that soft focus is grime from constantly blowing vape and bong rips into it and gunking up the lense or getting into the sensor.

As for the lighting all the shadows seem to be in the same places. Now there could be a dailight on the right and the left is at night and only lamplight. But that lense bloom is grime like back in the day when they used to put vaseline on the lenses to get a soft focus effect to make women look younger.
 
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Rat's in the Cradle
A digital single by Bitch Unomi
Side A lyrics by Bitch Unomi
Side B lyrics by Austin Peterson, arranged by Bitch Unomi
Music by Suno AI, Artwork by Bing AI
This is the most ambitious song I've done yet, coming in at just over 5 and a half minutes and requiring many, many generations and extending the song 5 times. Bandcamp told me I should release new music for "Bandcamp Friday", so I wrote a heartfelt ballad from the point of view of Ratdad himself, Scotty Peterson, and it is backed with a weird polka/eurobeat track on the b-side that was made by cherry picking lines from Bossman's livestream as I was creating it. The free download credits have been reset for the month, so grab the album + singles from Bandcamp if you still need a download. Will upload mirrors of the new single if the credits run out again. Bish2nomi is in the works, these last two singles will probably not appear on the album. 2nomi will feature real instruments played by myself (and maybe some collaborators if any of you guys are musically inclined?) Until then, FUCK MY LIEF DEWD :lossmanjack:
Listen/Download on Bandcamp
 
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Featured on May 3, 2024 by 0 0: Bossmanjack had a $30K run-up which he squandered in two minutes.
BMJ just turned one of his $1,000 refills into $30,000. He immediately withdrew $25,000 to his mom's exodus wallet so he can't lose it and is looking at what car to buy tomorrow! It's finally happening.



Just kidding you fucking retards. Where do you think you are?
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The only time Ive been exposed to Bossman, it was a daily stream where he kept complaining about not having a car and being able to go anywhere—dude was making tens of thousands.

30,000 is way more than enough to get a lease on a new car, down payment on an apartment, and an opportunity to do, well, anything else.

Too bad it's all a joke.
 
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