Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Sluggo the Nasty]

Did he spam anything in his discord before he nuked it? Assuming it's the same "Fuck my life guys I lost it all again alright have a good night"

 

[Bawbag]

Civic bros we did it.

Ack

 

[Poonocchio]

BMJ just turned one of his $1,000 refills into $30,000. He immediately withdrew $25,000 to his mom's exodus wallet so he can't lose it and is looking at what car to buy tomorrow! It's finally happening.
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Just kidding you fucking retards. Where do you think you are?
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Wow... WOW. That clip has got to go down in BMJ history. It had it all. Hope, joy, MASSIVE felt, riggers, I wanna die, I'm gonna fuckin dude.. Real kino.

 

[Pitckus]

Bossman is DEAD and is NEVER coming back.

(until he gets his next refill)

 

[Probably An Autist]

I have never felt so betrayed

 

[The Wokest]

Flat out lying about the same thing he does every day is not going to get him the Lolcow of the Year award, guys.

STFU you weird fuck!!! you wish you could lose so much money, you wish your lolcow of choice could lose so much money!
DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!
get binned.

Bro so weird, weird people, sick individuals man... Oh well, I'll be alright have a good night guys.

 

[AltisticRight]

How smart is the Bossman? Would he ever wake up and be able to pull off a John Birges?

 

[break these cuffs]

Wow... WOW. That clip has got to go down in BMJ history. It had it all. Hope, joy, MASSIVE felt, riggers, I wanna die, I'm gonna fuckin dude.. Real kino.

I'm honestly becoming desensitized at this point just like our boy. I need the overly animated celebrations and emotional swings only a crack binge can provide. Is there BMJ rehab?

How smart is the Bossman? Would he ever wake up and be able to pull off a John Birges?

He is a literal crackhead and abused xanax before that.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

This is just torture porn at this point

 

[Blacklight]

I guess my hopes were still too high.

Yeah I enjoy laughing at lolcows being idiots but I also enjoy seeing them get some self-awareness and stop being lolcows as well.

It's so rare that makes it all the more special when it actually happens too.

Ah well see you guys in a week when he comes back for more GAMBA.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Flat out lying about the same thing he does every day is not going to get him the Lolcow of the Year award, guys.

10 seconds after winning Lolcow of the year he'd bet it on Red 27 and lose it anyways.

 

[Pargon]

This man one day is going to Budd Dwyer himself and dozens will be on hand to clip it.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

I love the moment of clarity he has that tells him 'walk away, Austin. This is 30,000 dollars!' is immediately washed away by the dominant gamba hemisphere of his brain that tells him 'just 5k more Austin. You got this champ!' Completely and totally brain-fried, but its a gimmick that never gets old.

Surely next time he will walk away and get that car of his dreams.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

He could have turned that $30,000 into $100,000 easy on Coinflip. 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big. Better luck next time, boss!

 

[JelloJerk]

BMJ just turned one of his $1,000 refills into $30,000. He immediately withdrew $25,000 to his mom's exodus wallet so he can't lose it and is looking at what car to buy tomorrow! It's finally happening.
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Just kidding you fucking retards. Where do you think you are?
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I should've known the feature was trolling. Gambling commissions need to just play this clip instead of paying a bunch of money to make a gambling PSA. It's the face of addiction, unfolding live, completely unfiltered. He's literally telling himself to stop but he's physically unable to pull away.

 

[internet friend]

When I saw the title of the feature I just thought "surely not. Not the Austin I know!"
But I stand corrected. It's an amazing video to see him withdraw so much then go right onto online car shopping. DAMN THAT CIVIC NICE!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I like the drive-by posters replying to the feature without actually reading the featured post.

 

[Monopolywheel]

He's literally telling himself to stop but he's physically unable to pull away.

Nah he's actually telling Jack Dorsey to stop flipping the switch and let him win

 

[AN/ALR56]

Fuck, anyone else fooled by the pinned announcement and thought that bossmanjack had actually done a single good smart decision in his entire life and finally stopped being a terror to his own mother and father?

 

[break these cuffs]

Nah he's actually telling Jack Dorsey to stop flipping the switch and let him win

Ethical Eddie would never do that to him.