Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[lol cow supreme]

he abuses crack,

This has been covered, he uses crack responsibly and not in an abusive manner.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

This has been covered, he uses crack responsibly and not in an abusive manner.

You're right, my bad.
#notallcrackusers

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

they know he's funny

twitch wrapped honda civic

 

[my password is in bcrypt]

average stake player

 

[Lady Adjani]

I have no idea how these online casinos work, does the casino itself provide most of the money he actually gambles with? Seems like it would be very easy to just periodically cash out a few thousand bucks every week or so, what are they going to do, stop feeding him and lose their probably biggest advertiser?

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

This has been a good moment, I was talking shit about the new Twitch era few days back but this was funny.

 

[Blackstar]

I have no idea how these online casinos work, does the casino itself provide most of the money he actually gambles with? Seems like it would be very easy to just periodically cash out a few thousand bucks every week or so, what are they going to do, stop feeding him and lose their probably biggest advertiser?

He's so addicted that he almost never cashes out, he just keeps trying to win more and more only to lose it all

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Flat out lying about the same thing he does every day is not going to get him the Lolcow of the Year award, guys.

There's still 244 days left in this year. 244 days of potential gamba. You could make billions in that time. We all saw that Bossman only needs several minutes to turn pittance into BIG WINS. If he repeated that stunt daily he will have won over 7.3m by the end of the year.

 

[Null]

I have no idea how these online casinos work, does the casino itself provide most of the money he actually gambles with? Seems like it would be very easy to just periodically cash out a few thousand bucks every week or so, what are they going to do, stop feeding him and lose their probably biggest advertiser?

When this thread was started, he was 100% self-funded and just grifted his audience for pennies at a time. He'd get $10, try to make it last, lose it in minutes.

At some point (I take credit for this) he started blowing up and then e-casinos started giving him play money. He does sometimes take out money. He may spend a couple hundred dollars a month on vanity items, like sneaks, or a bong, or some streaming equipment. Just a couple times a month, tops. He's also bought PMs a few times.

However, the main reason he will take money out is to pay back loans from juicers he knows. And these loans he takes out are almost always informal liens against his income from streaming. He does genuinely have thousands of subs giving him thousands of dollars a month. If he just took the Twitch/Kick sub money and gave that to his dad, his family income would probably double - it's seriously between $5 and $15 thousand a month. Instead, he takes cash advances and pays them back.

So even though Boss does sometimes cash out, the fact is he still generates actual income from his audience, and almost all of that goes into the casinos too. They can give him thousands of dollars a day and they still are making all that back, then some.

It's really a marvel.

 

[Barbenheimer]

All they have to do to a US based customer is have them prove their identity to not pay out.

Bossman, in a moment of pure clarity, realizing that gamba is destroying his life and family ties deciding to cash out +$20k only to instead lose it all because he’s trying to do the right thing and go clean would be the best ending to the Bossman story I could ever think of

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Having Bossman gamble on your website is the closest thing there is to GTA infinite money glitch in real life, the only downside is that he is kind of a liability and some people (rats) would argue he is bad for business and makes your site look bad to normies.

 

[Glowie]

He didn't lose enough

 

[TyrasGuard]

I have no idea how these online casinos work, does the casino itself provide most of the money he actually gambles with? Seems like it would be very easy to just periodically cash out a few thousand bucks every week or so, what are they going to do, stop feeding him and lose their probably biggest advertiser?

I'm pretty sure they have evaluated him in many ways and know exactly how much money they can give him to keep him around but not so much as to have Austin use them as a money printer.

I'm pretty sure Austin is aware of this too, to some degree and, even then, it still works perfectly for the site owners. It's honestly fascinating to me. It's a well-oiled machine and Austin is nothing more than a funnel to them.

 

[Andoxico]

I have no idea how these online casinos work, does the casino itself provide most of the money he actually gambles with? Seems like it would be very easy to just periodically cash out a few thousand bucks every week or so, what are they going to do, stop feeding him and lose their probably biggest advertiser?

His tard wrangler sponsor rep has explicitly told him that he should be taking $1k each day. He simply has zero self control.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I am convinced bossman has degenerated into a non sentient automaton. He has no awareness of the past, the present, the future, or even himself. All he knows is he must gamba.

Its why he could get 200k off gamba and still waste it all away. Saving money, or using money in any way other than gamba is literally not in his programming. Its as impossible to him, as toasting bread is for a pocket calculator. He's not designed for it.

 

[postfeetpls]

If he just took the Twitch/Kick sub money and gave that to his dad, his family income would probably double - it's seriously between $5 and $15 thousand a month. Instead, he takes cash advances and pays them back.

I believe the crack pours extra fuel into the fire by keeping his mind dull and cloudy. Even degenerate gamblers have a nice payday every once in a while but it takes a crackhead gambler to come out at 0 after all the cash injections he receives from sponsors and subs.

 

[Kyle Larson]

This is what his Discord looks like now, he deleted all the channels but for some reason does not commit to actually deleting the discord (this is like the 7th time he deleted everything BUT the channel itself).
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Because when he actually full-deletes the discord, all the rats are now unbanned and rules and roles have to be set for users. This led to (openly) rat mods, porn/gore spam, and emotes of Bossman with crack and penises, Bossman's own as well as a few of the African variety.

I do hope he forgets about that one time though, because that was pretty funny.

 

[Captain Ahab]

His only mistake was not taking a small loan of another 30k and gaining it all back. Most players quit before their big win.

 

[Major]

When this thread was started, he was 100% self-funded and just grifted his audience for pennies at a time. He'd get $10, try to make it last, lose it in minutes.

At some point (I take credit for this) he started blowing up and then e-casinos started giving him play money. He does sometimes take out money. He may spend a couple hundred dollars a month on vanity items, like sneaks, or a bong, or some streaming equipment. Just a couple times a month, tops. He's also bought PMs a few times.

However, the main reason he will take money out is to pay back loans from juicers he knows. And these loans he takes out are almost always informal liens against his income from streaming. He does genuinely have thousands of subs giving him thousands of dollars a month. If he just took the Twitch/Kick sub money and gave that to his dad, his family income would probably double - it's seriously between $5 and $15 thousand a month. Instead, he takes cash advances and pays them back.

So even though Boss does sometimes cash out, the fact is he still generates actual income from his audience, and almost all of that goes into the casinos too. They can give him thousands of dollars a day and they still are making all that back, then some.

It's really a marvel.

But if he stops gambling (and losing), the juice will cease flowing. He doesn't really have much of a choice except to gamble with 'extra' money that he could afford to lose. But he won't do that.

 

[Mentos]

He's just flipping a fucking coin. An e-coin, at that. There are much less embarrassing ways to financially ruin yourself than this.