"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I should also clarify that Montegraph did ask for a retraction and Nick to take down the Metokur stream. Nick’s reponse was sue me and “Montegraph always loved sucking baby penis”.

Nick is a lying liar who lies. Montegraph initially super chatted in, perhaps in a hostile manner. He keeps digging himself deeper and has a personal vendetta against Monty’s lawyer, who offered to give him a basement office for no charge for a year and mentoring (these were Nick’s own words and he was angry at them for this).
 
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I have tried to estimate the calories of the King Cobra pie, I looked up some of the ingredients calories but obvsly I don't know exactly how much he put in of each so I am eyeballing it

- 1 jar of great value creamy peanut butter - 6,500 calories
- 1 graham cracker pie crust - 1,160 calories
- 1 cup of chocolate chips - 800 calories
- 2 cups of marshmallows - 300
- Reeses miniature cups - 440
- 4 strips of bacon - 170
- 2 hamburger patty - 230
- 2 cups of apple sauce - 380
- 1 can of great value apple pie filling - 700
- brown sugar sprinkled on top - 200

That makes this pie a whopping 10,880 calories. A single slice is 1,360 calories.
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
Josh just now linked his Steam account to his Helldivers 2 mandated PSN account and already has gotten hacked. In fact, this stream is just a distraction while all Kiwi Farmers get their super credits vacuumed from their pockets.
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You don't need a PSN account to play on PC, just skip the link step during setup. You only need it if you wanted to log in both places for crossplay.
 
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Hot take, those Pitbulls did noting wrong!
They did the only thing Pitbulls are good for, enacting TND.
Also, that small dog deserved it because it was a queer or something... probably.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
The one thing American windows do decently well (and have for quite awhile) is be relatively energy efficient, because much of the window manufacturers are located in the ass-hell cold shithole that is the midwest.

European winters and summers are much more mild so they didn't borrow all the energy efficiency shit until late.

(The USA also has much more HVAC than Europe does, with many houses having windows that just never get opened at all anymore).
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also, I didn't see any mention of screens, which are a must to keep out insects in the warmer months
 
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I'm a Silly said:
also, I didn't see any mention of screens, which are a must to keep out insects in the warmer months
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I feel I've seen way more openable windows in Europe that have no screens; do they not have bugs in Europe or something? Maybe all that zyclon B worked...
 
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
Jannies swept it up :(
Edit: Or he just deleted it but idk
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I'm pretty sure he deleted it, because a janny would most likely either move the thread to Spergatory or Deathfats. Later on today, I'm expecting to either hear from OP about how he totes owned us epicly by pretending to be retarded or about the factors leading up to the meltdown and how he is sorry for shitting up the forum with it. Or idk, maybe he did truly -ACKKK after the deletion.
 
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The Real Nigger Cobson said:
I'm pretty sure he deleted it, because a janny would most likely either move the thread to Spergatory or Deathfats. Later on today, I'm expecting to either hear from OP about how he totes owned up epicly by pretending to be retarded or about the factors leading up to the meltdown and how he is sorry for shitting up the forum with it. Or idk, maybe he did truly -ACKKK after the deletion.
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Jannies can restore deleted threads, right?
 
Dr. Ricearoni said:
Well let's not make trolling plans now, I just wanna see his thread back because it was so fuckin funny.
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It's a long-standing tradition that until Null tells us to fuck off, that posting about farmers on the farms is not cow tipping.

The problems are moving it offsite to discord, and offsite tipping. See any thread that the cow is known to read or post in.
 
Gorton Colu said:
I think it boils down to method. I've always maintained to myself that if I was ever suicidal I'd try to kill a warlord or someone, that way a suicide would have meaningful other than self deletion. Could just be autistic of me though.
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What if the warlord guy decides to torture or humiliate you? Better to die in service to others I think.
 
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I know this is not the right thread for music recommendations. But I just wanted to post this absolute unit and the songs are really good.
 
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