Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 194 14.0%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 784 56.8%

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2nd Attempt At Carnivore Bread: Did It Work?​

(05/03/2024)

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At 1:47 Jack calls the pork rinds "breadcrumbs" and you can hear a woman whispering to him that he used the wrong name. About 30 seconds later he makes a bitchy comment about how Tammy will love that he's spilling food in the kitchen. Which is really weird, since she appears to be the one helping him film? So he's making a passive aggressive comment to her face, all while pretending she's not in the room?

If someone were to ask me what Jack's channel is like these days, I would just show them the 30-second sequence here where he chews loudly for 30 seconds, struggles to swallow the bread and then explains while deeply out of breath how the pork rinds makes this recipe better.
 
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Jacks brain is basically just a hand full of neurons floating around in cream geez at this point.

Somebody was in a mood this morning:
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I wonder if 80's club Jack thought he would wind up without a left arm arguing with Dontell Barkevious Benjamin at 10am on a Friday.

Even if he says something right, it's hard not to disagree with him out of spite just because he sucks that much.
 
If SF were a ghost town... there wouldn't be any crime. Clearly there are still people and businesses to rob and burglarize. I also like the "science is bought and paid for" as if his fucking mega church with laser and pyrotechnic shows isn't?
San Francisco is a shithole but it's not a ghost town, in fact it's busier then it's ever been but for all the wrong reasons. Jack talks so much shit for someone that's sensitive and so ill-informed. Dontell is legitimately right with his response and like a pussy, "you ALWAYS argue" from Jack. My man needs to stop worrying about our fast food prices and worrying about himself.
 
Jack is surprised that making any type of bread without the use of yeast would collapse.

Also really disgusting manners on camera by talking while he's chewing his food.
Combined with his gurgly voice, it's unbearable. I really don't know how some of you watch his entire videos. I have to tap out after about a minute, it's definitely gotten worse over the past few months.
 
#strokin made me laugh loll. Jack probably watched some vice type doc on the crime in SF and now it's a "fact" in his mind that SF is desolate and crime ridden. I wonder how huge jacks block list is at this point. Rob, if you're reading this, can you try to convince jack to unblock everyone? I refuse to make a burner boomer book account just to follow his shit.
 

2nd Attempt At Carnivore Bread: Did It Work?​

(05/03/2024)

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No Jack, no it didn't.
That thing looks like a block of fucking cement. Atrocious.

Look at these atrocious garbage.
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WHAT?
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It looks like this fat fucking loser disabled sales history.
 
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