Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Sheesh, the on again off again thing between Sammie and Darnell reminds me of the Chantal/Nader saga, BUT WITH A BABY INVOLVED!!!

 

[ZB927]

How do you "know" this?

I watch a metric fuckton of Zoom CPS/custody cases on YouTube and there are frequently children that come up positive for meth just from being held by their using parents, even in a clean environment such as a hospital or foster care. It is secreted also through sweat.

OnTropolis is a good YouTube channel for these types of cases if anyone is interested, though their focus is mostly on the CPS stuff. My local area coincidentally broadcasts these cases live on YouTube but OnTropolis compiles them and redacts any personal information. For crazy custody/divorce cases, there is Looking at Legal Stuff! or kay_el_eff.

 

[Got Milk!]

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I know that meth comes out in your pores but I don't know about opioids. I would strongly caution them about letting Sky lick Darnell's face (fuckin' ew), especially his nose if he's a snorter.

And damn Sammie. Quit posting nasty shit like this. No one needs to know this, especially since you just told us yesterday that you were bleeding (fuckin' ew).

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I may be late on this but she changed her middle name from Violet to Purple on her account.

Also, every time I see this thread on my list I read it as "Sammie VioleNt BuTTshart".

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I hope Sammie and Darnell aren't hanging out in Lucy's room, fucking like ugly gorillas while the kids are running around screaming and twerking and Ma Shart stares at a bottle of vodka wondering if this is the rest of her life.

 

[Goatchoker]

I hope Sammie and Darnell aren't hanging out in Lucy's room, fucking like ugly gorillas while the kids are running around screaming and twerking and Ma Shart stares at a bottle of vodka wondering if this is the rest of her life.

Fucking hell that was depressing to read and not that far off I’m sure.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I hope Sammie and Darnell aren't hanging out in Lucy's room, fucking like ugly gorillas while the kids are running around screaming and twerking and Ma Shart stares at a bottle of vodka wondering if this is the rest of her life.

I laughed but its grim as fuck and I bet true.

Dude, what the actual fuck is he doing lol? Hes not even looking at her eyes hes just mashing her against him and staring at her mouth area. Creepy.

 

[ZB927]

I hope Sammie and Darnell aren't hanging out in Lucy's room, fucking like ugly gorillas while the kids are running around screaming and twerking and Ma Shart stares at a bottle of vodka wondering if this is the rest of her life.

And you KNOW that they are loud and gross when they have sex. They can probably be heard down the block.

 

[Even more 8008135]

These fuckers are vile.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

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I know that meth comes out in your pores but I don't know about opioids. I would strongly caution them about letting Sky lick Darnell's face (fuckin' ew), especially his nose if he's a snorter.

And damn Sammie. Quit posting nasty shit like this. No one needs to know this, especially since you just told us yesterday that you were bleeding (fuckin' ew).

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Bruh. I was eating.

 

[Free the Pedos]

And you KNOW that they are loud and gross when they have sex. They can probably be heard down the block.

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Ugh, it's not even a gross anonymous meme. She needs to be institutionalized.

 

[McSneaks]

And damn Sammie. Quit posting nasty shit like this. No one needs to know this, especially since you just told us yesterday that you were bleeding (fuckin' ew).

Literally zero people have died from licking a heroin addicts skin lets calm down here or we'll have more news stories about POLICE OFFICER LOOKED AT FENTANYL NOW HIS FAMILY DIED???

I hope Sammie and Darnell aren't hanging out in Lucy's room, fucking like ugly gorillas while the kids are running around screaming and twerking and Ma Shart stares at a bottle of vodka wondering if this is the rest of her life.

Let's be honest, she stopped wondering that 10 years ago when she found out she can't get her blob gorilla sterilized

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Way back when, someone told me this was their favorite thread on the Farms, and I said, oh, I've never read that one.

They said, well...don't read it in ordinary circumstances. Read it sometime when you're feeling like you couldn't possibly feel much worse. Because otherwise...

I took that advice. And this week, years after first hearing about this thread, I read all the highlights and skimmed the rest. All 942 pages.

Sammie is a work of art.

The axes of lolcowdom are "Schizo," "Autistic," "Personality Disordered," and "Retarded."

Most cows are prominent on just one or possibly two axes.

But this unique individual is, impossibly, all of them at once, to extreme degrees. The story about her autistically writing down the Teen mom cast in the psych ward! The way she reacted more to fake pregnancy losses than her real child being in the ICU! The constant delusional pregnancies, the barely-competent-to-type posting. She checks every box. She's everything. The perfect lolcow.

I have to say, though. When I was told about this thread, it was actually much less horrible. I was feeling shitty this week, but now? The first hundred pages of this thread made me laugh like crazy.

Once upon a time this thread was about how Sammie's womb killed more imaginary babies than Hamas, and it was a laugh riot.

Now it's a real live baby who was probably abused to hell and gone, and a mother who doesn't care because she only likes (imaginary) sons. I came in laughing and I'm leaving shellshocked. I don't know if I'll be back.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Way back when, someone told me this was their favorite thread on the Farms, and I said, oh, I've never read that one.

They said, well...don't read it in ordinary circumstances. Read it sometime when you're feeling like you couldn't possibly feel much worse. Because otherwise...

I took that advice. And this week, years after first hearing about this thread, I read all the highlights and skimmed the rest. All 942 pages.

Sammie is a work of art.

The axes of lolcowdom are "Schizo," "Autistic," "Personality Disordered," and "Retarded."

Most cows are prominent on just one or possibly two axes.

But this unique individual is, impossibly, all of them at once, to extreme degrees. The story about her autistically writing down the Teen mom cast in the psych ward! The way she reacted more to fake pregnancy losses than her real child being in the ICU! The constant delusional pregnancies, the barely-competent-to-type posting. She checks every box. She's everything. The perfect lolcow.

I have to say, though. When I was told about this thread, it was actually much less horrible. I was feeling shitty this week, but now? The first hundred pages of this thread made me laugh like crazy.

Once upon a time this thread was about how Sammie's womb killed more imaginary babies than Hamas, and it was a laugh riot.

Now it's a real live baby who was probably abused to hell and gone, and a mother who doesn't care because she only likes (imaginary) sons. I came in laughing and I'm leaving shellshocked. I don't know if I'll be back.

I have to take breaks from her, Kailyn, Tess, and some of the other shit parents here.
Breaks my heart to see how the innocent children get treated by these freaks.

 

[ZB927]

 

[Vi0l3t]

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Has it actually been 2 years I thought this was last year?

 

[Handlebar Mushroom]

Not to be insensitive, however, is this a normal thing that people do when they have miscarriages/still births? Dress the baby and take photos of everyone holding the baby in different states.

I can sort of understand doing this but not posting photos on the internet, rather, it being a private situation for immediate family. The grief would be immense so I can see it being part of that, but all I see in Kims eyes is 'wait, get a photo of me kissing the baby' rather than any sign of grief or even just being natural. I guess this is what happens to perpetually online people, everything is a photo op.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I usually laugh at all the groypers when they reeee about dysgenics and then I find this thread. I’m in ontological shock.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Not to be insensitive, however, is this a normal thing that people do when they have miscarriages/still births? Dress the baby and take photos of everyone holding the baby in different states.

I can sort of understand doing this but not posting photos on the internet, rather, it being a private situation for immediate family. The grief would be immense so I can see it being part of that, but all I see in Kims eyes is 'wait, get a photo of me kissing the baby' rather than any sign of grief or even just being natural. I guess this is what happens to perpetually online people, everything is a photo op.

I think the answer to your question is the same answer whenever you're confounded by something Kim (or Sammie) does: she's a retarded freak who puts everything on TikTok and Facebook. She has idea how horrifying her life is to normal people.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Let's be honest, she stopped wondering that 10 years ago when she found out she can't get her blob gorilla sterilized

I'm still unclear on this--did she need to have Sammie declared incompetent and that was too much hassle?

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

I'm still unclear on this--did she need to have Sammie declared incompetent and that was too much hassle?

One look at her and it should be a slam dunk.