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"Hurray, my parachute deployed in time. Ma, put the coffee on, I'm going to make it."
*20 feet from ground - zap-zapp-zapppp*
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"Hurray, my parachute deployed in time. Ma, put the coffee on, I'm going to make it."
Would you rather;"Hurray, my parachute deployed in time. Ma, put the coffee on, I'm going to make it."
*20 feet from ground - zap-zapp-zapppp*
Parachute for me. One last ride down, feel that breeze. Fuck it, I'ma cut these straps. Maybe I'll bounce.Would you rather;
Death by lathe
Parachute into powerlines
Have a bus crash into your bike?
I’m going with lathe. I find the idea of some poor soul having to remove the body hilarious.
The odds are long, but you might actually survive it if you cut the straps at the right moment. You'll break your legs and possibly other bones, but it beats being electrocuted.Parachute for me. One last ride down, feel that breeze. Fuck it, I'ma cut these straps. Maybe I'll bounce.
Not me fam, not me. Ever since I was a little sperg and had the first nightmare I remember clearlyParachute for me. One last ride down, feel that breeze. Fuck it, I'ma cut these straps. Maybe I'll bounce.
Probably won't want to watch the footage from Ivan Lester McGuire then. He jumped out of the plane without a parachute by mistake, went to pull the ripcord on his backpack and found nothing.the very thought of skydiving causes me to tense up.
David Attenborough voice "Such is the cycle of life."Shaniqua gets chased and finally gatted by Tyrone as an old lady films and does nothing but say “leave her alone”
Strikes me that if they'd got back in the car or run around the front instead, kid would've been fine. It's like in Prometheus or some of this other hollywood shlock, just run the other way! your panicked attempt to flee put you directly in the path of danger, this could have been avoided.Child gets splattered by a falling tree, having stopped for a piss during a road trip. Grieving friend or relative sells the video to a Telegram channel.
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You're right, but it's easy to say that after the fact when you don't have a tree branch hurtling towards you. She made a split-second decision and it turned out to be the wrong one. This thread alone has many such cases.Strikes me that if they'd got back in the car or run around the front instead, kid would've been fine. It's like in Prometheus or some of this other hollywood shlock, just run the other way! your panicked attempt to flee put you directly in the path of danger, this could have been avoided.
Found the basics, some apartment complex in Baltimore County MD.Shaniqua gets chased and finally gatted by Tyrone as an old lady films and does nothing but say “leave her alone”. If only there was a number that could be called to bring help to the sceneThe guy still hasn’t been caught yet, BTW.
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I was half expecting that firework factory to just assplode and take them out until the train showed up.Footage of an older Train attacking it's prey at night:
This is why you always double tap.Something about watching people get paralyzed and then flail around impotently on the ground desperately trying to make their legs work freaks me out.
"Don't snitch" culture, tho in this case I doubt the cops would've arrived on time. Nothing besides the old lady taking a moist nugget and 360noscoping tyrone from her balcony would've stopped it.Shaniqua gets chased and finally gatted by Tyrone as an old lady films and does nothing but say “leave her alone”.
That kid just plain disappeared, fucking horrible...Child gets splattered by a falling tree, having stopped for a piss during a road trip. Grieving friend or relative sells the video to a Telegram channel.
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In fairness the video is just 45 seconds. Telling him to leave her the fuck alone was more productive.If only there was a number that could be called to bring help to the scene![]()
It's also hard to tell where exactly an object falling from above will land, the visuals are disorienting and looking up (tilting your head backward) makes it worse.Strikes me that if they'd got back in the car or run around the front instead, kid would've been fine. It's like in Prometheus or some of this other hollywood shlock, just run the other way! your panicked attempt to flee put you directly in the path of danger, this could have been avoided.
tho in this case I doubt the cops would've arrived on time
I think it might not have saved her, but it would've allowed the cops to more effectively chase down an at-large gunman.In fairness the video is just 45 seconds. Telling him to leave her the fuck alone was more productive.
The nigger looks exactly what I imagined it would.Found the basics, some apartment complex in Baltimore County MD.
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Victim and assailant at large. To the shock of nobody.
Anyone got the vid of that US Marshalls shooting? Apparently a neighbor filmed it.