Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr.Bucket]

Tbh, the usecase is fine. But it's hilarious at how poorly it's set up. People tried to tell him and fix it, but he said, basically they "didn't get it". "It's so high def it makes me look worse".
People say it's at 720, but I think it's more like 480. I might be wrong, but I can never tell when my vid goes down to 360 if he's the subject.

It's just so stupidly overkill for streaming on youtube. It's something someone with more money than sense would do. It's on the level of Linus Tech Tips using 8k cameras for youtube videos.

 

[Shig O'nella]

That's entirely possible. I also think it's too much of a coincidence with everything we know about them for this pineapple tat to be just by chance. I think it's also likely she's just an idiot, and didn't think to do it upside down.

It's upside down when SHE looks at is, isn't it?

 

[Sharpeteer]

At least Formosus showed up to his own case, despite being literally dead. And ultimately he won it, if you count appeals. And not only that, but subsequent absolutely absurd trials of corpses were outlawed entirely under canon law.

Even dead people do a better job than Nick.

BTW, the same day this was happening, Friday Night Tights had Gina Carano on. I am told they had over 20k simultaneous live viewers. Total views are currently sitting at 163k.

Well I'll be damned. They actually did it, and got Gina on as a guest. Good job.

It's upside down when SHE looks at is, isn't it?

Yeah people have posted that since I wrote that, and I agree. It just all makes too much sense for it to be anything else.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I’m not sure if this has been addressed already ITT but I saw a recent clip of Nick talking about “wrecking my own house like a real man” on @elb ‘s channel and I wanted to share some thoughts.

Nick’s nasally faggy whiny stuffy-nose is very likely caused by the Modafinil. One of the common and least severe side effects of Modafinil is sinus blockage/stuffy nose. I’m not a doctor so I don’t know the official term for that symptom.

SteelToe lacks a thread

I consoomed several hours of STMS-alog content on the job this week and I have been tempted to try my hand at writing an OP in Prospering Grounds. I don’t know if I could pull it off

The potential is there. This Aaron guy is a real faggy piece of shit and he heavily shares a lot of disgusting personality traits with Balldoman. He’s been whining about how “the internet isn’t nice to women! You guys (his alogs) have been talking shit and harassing my wife April and that’s not cool! Family and children are off limits, man!”…meanwhile, he literally got kicked out of his cushy terrestrial FM radio job because of how he was constantly talking shit about a rival station’s female radio host. In my opinion, April is/was fair game for the simple reason that not only did she participate in Aaron aylawgging all these “dabbleverse” retards and whoever Aaron got into beef with online, but she was part of his show. She wasn’t a hidden non-public figure. She quit because she couldn’t handle the blowback/banter/responses when her and Aaron would alog others.

I also think Aaron would be prime cow material because he’s such an obvious example of someone whose whole “career” was built on skinwalking more famous/successful radio personalities like Anthony “Coomer” Cumia, Greg “Opie” Hughes, and Howard Stern. Aaron says he even started radio at 19, and he has that same self-important fart-huffing opinion of himself that Opie does of, “dood I’ve been doing this since I was 19, I deserve some respect, I’m a fuckin professional dood”. Only…Opie actually had a successful career even if he was never funny…he actually has millions of dollars to show for his time on radio+satellite radio. He isn’t begging for $250-350/day on YouTube. Just listening to the way this cuck talks, if you close your eyes, you can picture that pockfaced Tunisian knife-fighting pedophile Anthony Cumia when Aaron is speaking. From the tone/inflection, to the cadence of how he speaks. Even the whole “yeah nah dude I just like talking shit, I don’t care about people’s feelings, I’m so fuckin edgy and cool and rebellious, I just wanna talk shit and say funny things just like my hero Anthony Cumia” attitude is ripped straight from Cumia. And he knows it, because plenty of people have called him out on it. Only that whole “yeah I’m so edgy and cool fuck your feelings bro” schtick goes out the window when his wife is in the crosshairs and she quits the show.

There’s also some other alleged drama about how STMS runs an “illegal sweepstakes/lottery/raffle”, according to State of Minnesota laws? Apparently he just randomly gives his paypiggies a couple hundred every so often but there’s no structured system for how he chooses who to give money to (e.g: raffle/lotto tickets, bingo balls, etc.). His alogs have called him out on it and his defense is “it doesn’t seem illegal to me so it’s fine”.

There’s the other stuff already mentioned in passing ITT, like how he left his ex wife while she was still pregnant for his current skeletal lich of a woman, who he met because she was a regular listener when he was on FM radio. She left her boyfriend for Aaron and he left his pregnant wife for her. It was such a scummy move that his own family disowned him for it. And the ex wife even wrote a book shitting on him for it.

The most annoying thing of all is the fact that his own cumia skinwalking way of speaking has been transmitted to Balldoman, though. In my opinion.

tl;dr: Aaron Imholte + April Imholte/Steel Toe Morning Show are long overdue for a thread in PG. we know he reads KF, so it could lead to some funny results.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Aaron: "Family and children are off limits, man!"

Yes I agree, when Nick drives drunk with the kids in the car, and Kayla allows that to continue, and whether the kids get fed or not is up for debate, we shouldn't talk about that because family and children are off limits, and they should just continue to do these things without anyone saying anything.

I can only assume he means shit talking about these topics, because what the fuck else do we do here. Any attempts to touch cows are met with punishment and ridicule here, and since I don't see a lot of thread bannings happen here (the last one I remember was "iheartnick" and they weren't even cow tipping), I assume we play by that rule. So fuck you Aaron, and your wife is a syphilis hive.

"harassing my wife April"

Oh here we go. The typical play card for people with nothing to say. So shit talking on a forum, and some mean comments are "harassing his wife". Is he going to call us literal terrorists next? Are we going to start seeing his quotes on that random.txt in the top right corner? (I'm pretty sure I've seen every single one of those by now)

You know what? Now I hope you (or somebody) eventually makes a thread for STMS. This guy is fucking annoying, I really hate his voice and attitude (had to listen to a bunch of it recently), and fuck Nick Rekieta for forcing these absolute STI-mills into his life, and by proxy, the viewer's experience.

Aaron knowing a thread dedicated to him exists would probably bring on Rekieta-tier seething.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

It's a sony of some description. A DSLR *I think*. I remember it requiring an overpriced dongle to plug in instead of using batteries. He bought the wrong dongle (because sony loves proprietary everything for everything) so his camera would randomly die at least once a stream until a paypig bought him the right one.
And yes, I know those types of cameras aren't normally used for full-time video. Which makes it even more retarded that Rekieta uses it as such.

And also that he outputs it at 720p so it looks like absolute horseshit. A $100 Logitech webcam looks 20x better.

It looks bad because he keeps it unfocused. Yes its also not in 4k for some reason.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The potential is there. This Aaron guy is a real faggy piece of shit and he heavily shares a lot of disgusting personality traits with Balldoman. He’s been whining about how “the internet isn’t nice to women! You guys (his alogs) have been talking shit and harassing my wife April and that’s not cool! Family and children are off limits, man!”…meanwhile, he literally got kicked out of his cushy terrestrial FM radio job because of how he was constantly talking shit about a rival station’s female radio host. In my opinion, April is/was fair game for the simple reason that not only did she participate in Aaron aylawgging all these “dabbleverse” retards and whoever Aaron got into beef with online, but she was part of his show. She wasn’t a hidden non-public figure. She quit because she couldn’t handle the blowback/banter/responses when her and Aaron would alog others.

I was hoping some of the new knowledgeable people joining this thread's discourse would do it eventually. I lack the knowledge of the lore, and as you say, there is potential...

The similarities between Aaron and Nick have been noted by many (me more than a few times) and it explains in my mind why they get along so well.

Aaron knowing a thread dedicated to him exists would probably bring on Rekieta-tier seething.

But then he would have to watch TWO threads! That cuts into the gay buttsex time with Nick!

 

[Captain Manning]

I consoomed several hours of STMS-alog content on the job this week and I have been tempted to try my hand at writing an OP in Prospering Grounds. I don’t know if I could pull it off

May the Lord be with you.

Honestly, it's totally doable, and in a way that would clear PG, but the reason why I would never want to do it is that Aaron's lore goes much deeper than Rekieta, and I just can't be arsed to go deep down another rabbit hole.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Yes I agree, when Nick drives drunk with the kids in the car, and Kayla allows that to continue, and whether the kids get fed is up for debate, we shouldn't talk about that because family and children are off limits, and they should just continue to do these things without anyone saying anything.

I can only assume he means shit talking about these topics, because what the fuck else do we do here. Any attempts to touch cows are met with punishment and ridicule here, and since I don't see a lot of thread bannings happen here (the last one I remember was "iheartnick"), I assume we play by that rule. So fuck you Aaron, and your wife is a syphilis hive.


Oh here we go. The typical play card for people with nothing to say. So shit talking on a forum, and some mean comments are "harassing his wife". Is he going to call us literal terrorists next? Are we going to start seeing his quotes on that random.txt in the top right corner? (I'm pretty sure I've seen every single one of those by now)

You know what? Now I hope you (or somebody) eventually makes a thread for STMS. This guy is fucking annoying, I really hate his voice and attitude (had to listen to a bunch of it recently), and fuck Nick Rekieta for forcing these absolute STI-mills into his life, and by proxy, the viewer's experience.

Aaron knowing a thread exists dedicated to him would probably bring on Rekieta-tier seething.

To be fair, I assume the statements I paraphrased from Aaron that you quoted are in regards to “dabbleverse” people who have YouTube channels dedicated to shitting on Stuttering John Melendez. That whole mini sektur is so fucked up and retarded that they all go after eachother as well, so they’ve all made dozens of hours of livestream content (or more!) dissecting and criticizing Aaron + April’s relationship dynamic and how it ties in with his shitty personality + their “online radio show”. I think some of his comments about that were made after he came into the balldoverse and was possibly reading this thread on Nick, though. I would guess those comments are 80% aimed at Dabbleverse, 20% at KF.

The way he reacts to people saying anything about him, his show, or his wife is just prime fertile ground for him to be a new cow. He fits the Jersh-defined trait of “not being able to learn from his mistakes”. He’s on a Ralph/DSP level of floundering griftshow where he sits there and reads chat while begging for pennies. And he does it twice a day. Even Ralph takes breaks and he only streams once a day.

i guess I just have an expectation of myself that I need to make a perfect thorough writeup or else I’ll just come off as a lame idiot, but then again I know that the threads on PG can be considered “rough drafts”/“works in progress” until they get approved

I was hoping some of the new knowledgeable people joining this thread's discourse would do it eventually. I lack the knowledge of the lore, and as you say, there is potential...

Maybe I’ll continue sacrificing brain cells and listen to more NobodyLikesOnions/“Dabbleverse” stuff on my commute and at work so I can get a comprehensive overview of the info + timeline and work on a rough draft. If someone beats me to the punch then I’ll at least be in a good spot to hit the assist.

May the Lord be with you.

Honestly, it's totally doable, and in a way that would clear PG, but the reason why I would never want to do it is that Aaron's lore goes much deeper than Rekieta, and I just can't be arsed to go deep down another rabbit hole.

Honestly I ran out of MATI episodes to listen to at work and I was dipping my toe into the fuss about this Aaron guy after the last effort post I made ITT where he was Balldoguarding Nick and saying “oh Nick is great, he’s fine, he takes care of all 5 kids and cooks and cleans and carries that whole household on his back, maybe he lost a little too much weight!”

I have a vivid distaste and lack of respect for this guy mostly because of that early 2000’s “shock jock” attitude that he brings to every interaction. Even every interaction with his poor dumb skeletal 22 year old wife. From what I’ve seen recently it’s almost as if he’s willing to give his marriage to her up before he abandons his floundering “online radio show” where he begs to a gaggle of inbred retards with no taste or standards.

 

[Major]

Don't know fren... I didn't edit it beyond extraction - I just downloaded the video as a 720p .MP4 file and then cut out the continuous relevant section with ffmpeg, specifying a start time, end time, and output filename.

ffmpeg -hwaccel auto -y -ss 03:30 -to 04:15  -i "input_clip.mp4" -c:v copy -c:a copy -avoid_negative_ts make_zero "output_clip.mp4"

The Elissa clip ^^^ above is what I extracted from (timestamp 3:30 to 4:15), and I assume she got it from the Rekieta YT channel, live stream capture, or the Rekieta / Steel Toe members section.

Hope this helps

mrs Rekieta definitely looks like she's had a boob job. I assume that's been pointed out before.

Another nail in the 'traditional' coffin

 

[daffodils]

It just all makes too much sense for it to be anything else.

If there's a point to having a swinger tattoo, it would be making yourself identifiable for your fellow swingers. But why bother? Thirty years ago, people looking for that sort of action would just have placed an ad in the backpages of the local alternative paper. Today, it's even easier with dating apps. Sometimes a pineapple is just a pineapple.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The way he reacts to people saying anything about him, his show, or his wife is just prime fertile ground for him to be a new cow. He fits the Jersh-defined trait of “not being able to learn from his mistakes”. He’s on a Ralph/DSP level of floundering griftshow where he sits there and reads chat while begging for pennies. And he does it twice a day. Even Ralph takes breaks and he only streams once a day.

Maybe I’ll continue sacrificing brain cells and listen to more NobodyLikesOnions/“Dabbleverse” stuff on my commute and at work so I can get a comprehensive overview of the info + timeline and work on a rough draft. If someone beats me to the punch then I’ll at least be in a good spot to hit the assist.

The spot of advice I might give is to make his OP more of an introduction with the main highlights (and low points) of his arc. I have attempted this with the Rekieta OP (still pending replacement, but Joshy is a busy boi). I advise against a comprehensive approach if there is a lot of lore as the Rekieta OP was just too long trying to explain everything.

If summaries are available to link to the parts you do not choose flesh out, it is well enough. The point is to give the 5-10 minute read on why they are a cow and how to learn more. The OP can be updated later as new information arrives, and effort posts later in the thread linked.

Speaking of which, I really need to start fleshing out the mini-arc summaries for this thread...

 

[Sharpeteer]

To be fair, I assume the statements I paraphrased from Aaron that you quoted are in regards to “dabbleverse” people who have YouTube channels dedicated to shitting on Stuttering John Melendez. That whole mini sektur is so fucked up and retarded that they all go after eachother as well, so they’ve all made dozens of hours of livestream content (or more!) dissecting and criticizing Aaron + April’s relationship dynamic and how it ties in with his shitty personality + their “online radio show”. I think some of his comments about that were made after he came into the balldoverse and was possibly reading this thread on Nick, though. I would guess those comments are 80% aimed at Dabbleverse, 20% at KF.

Even so, unless there's actual stalking and messing with them in real life (like with Wings), then I don't even want to see the "harassment" card. At least Wings and DSP have a legitimate claim there.

Even ReviewTechUSA, as much as I really don't like the guy, did have a legitimate claim for harassment as well back when ReviewHell/RTU Critic's trolling evolved from shitpost videos to actual stalking and contacting of his family members by phone. When I think of people harassing somebody online, I think of stuff like that, not writing posts and comments about them on a forum or YT channels.

i guess I just have an expectation of myself that I need to make a perfect thorough writeup or else I’ll just come off as a lame idiot, but then again I know that the threads on PG can be considered “rough drafts”/“works in progress” until they get approved

If I were tasked with writing a thread OP, I'd want to ensure everything is 100% perfect too. I don't blame ya there.

In fact, I don't want that responsibility. I'd never be satisfied with it if I wrote it.

 

[Captain Manning]

i guess I just have an expectation of myself that I need to make a perfect thorough writeup or else I’ll just come off as a lame idiot, but then again I know that the threads on PG can be considered “rough drafts”/“works in progress” until they get approved

They are.

You won't get jettisoned from PG unless your OP is complete and utter dogshit, and has absolutely no reasonable chance of getting better.

If you would like to see a utter dogshit OP, look to the (now locked) Eric July thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eric-july-youngrippa59.173844/

Don't do that, and you should be fine. I have confidence you will do fine. Even if it were to take many revisions/updates.

 

[Chazzed Up]

The potential is there. This Aaron guy is a real faggy piece of shit and he heavily shares a lot of disgusting personality traits with Balldoman. He’s been whining about how “the internet isn’t nice to women! You guys (his alogs) have been talking shit and harassing my wife April and that’s not cool! Family and children are off limits, man!”…meanwhile, he literally got kicked out of his cushy terrestrial FM radio job because of how he was constantly talking shit about a rival station’s female radio host. In my opinion, April is/was fair game for the simple reason that not only did she participate in Aaron aylawgging all these “dabbleverse” retards and whoever Aaron got into beef with online, but she was part of his show. She wasn’t a hidden non-public figure. She quit because she couldn’t handle the blowback/banter/responses when her and Aaron would alog others.

You know what's not nice to women? Cheating on your pregnant wife.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Even so, unless there's actual stalking and messing with them in real life (like with Wings), then I don't even want to see the "harassment" card. At least Wings and DSP have a legitimate claim there.

Exactly, that’s just it! As far as I can tell (and I could be wrong, I frequently am), nobody has taken the steps to actually stalk April in real life or go after his kids. Allegedly, Aaron was “swatted” by fans of Elissa Jordana (that lady who was arrested for assaulting her autistic millionaire BF in the car on livestream) a while ago, but according to Amateur Mersh Lookalike Patrick Melton (NobodyLovesOnions), it was more of a door knock wellness check thing.

He’s just a fucking soft blobfaced bitchtitted pussy who is more than happy to dish it out but he can’t take it. He forgets that sure, Anthony Cumia was a pro at shit talking and making fun of people…but look where he is now. All Cumia’s fans have turned on him because they noticed that Cumia also responded like a sensitive little fag whenever anyone would make fun of him for his tranny fucking, his domestic abuse, or his comments about wanting to fuck 13 year olds. For fucks sake, Cumia was threatening to get admins to take down the OnA subreddit because they were making fun of him! It’s so uncanny how Aaron thought that he wouldn’t ever get the same level of hate that he’s dished out to other people in the past, and he responds in the same bitchmade faggy effeminate manner that Cumia did.

I say all that to say that, no, other than a police wellness check (allegedly, not a swatting)…nobody’s ever taken their alogging of STMS into the real world. He’s too pathetic and too irrelevant to be worth the effort, IMO. He shines best (as a lolcow) when he’s on his faggy show in his basement, on camera, in front of that godawful 2008-era Kinko’s tier backdrop banner. Just like Rekieta.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Lmao it's Nick, so it's more like a "black male" file.

That dude was fat. Then he was dead. He's still dead. That's still funny. He's fat and dead. The only thing anyone has said about that lardass since he died gracelessly was wow, that dude was fat.

Do you know who else was fat? His wife.

Also she cucked him. So the other known fact about this dead lardass is he was also a cuck.

He does enjoy guzzling nigger cum

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

Yes I agree, when Nick drives drunk with the kids in the car, and Kayla allows that to continue, and whether the kids get fed or not is up for debate, we shouldn't talk about that because family and children are off limits, and they should just continue to do these things without anyone saying anything.

I can only assume he means shit talking about these topics, because what the fuck else do we do here. Any attempts to touch cows are met with punishment and ridicule here, and since I don't see a lot of thread bannings happen here (the last one I remember was "iheartnick" and they weren't even cow tipping), I assume we play by that rule. So fuck you Aaron, and your wife is a syphilis hive.


Oh here we go. The typical play card for people with nothing to say. So shit talking on a forum, and some mean comments are "harassing his wife". Is he going to call us literal terrorists next? Are we going to start seeing his quotes on that random.txt in the top right corner? (I'm pretty sure I've seen every single one of those by now)

You know what? Now I hope you (or somebody) eventually makes a thread for STMS. This guy is fucking annoying, I really hate his voice and attitude (had to listen to a bunch of it recently), and fuck Nick Rekieta for forcing these absolute STI-mills into his life, and by proxy, the viewer's experience.

Aaron knowing a thread dedicated to him exists would probably bring on Rekieta-tier seething.

I also think it would squeeze out any and all info he has on Rekeita! I mean he throws his own wife under the bus to save himself on stream

 

[Mr.Bucket]

his own family disowned him for it.

Imagine being disowned for *that* of all people.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Imagine being disowned for *that* of all people.

Honestly even though my last 3-4 posts are peppered with shitting on April, I do kind of feel bad for her mostly because you can just tell she’s fucking dumb.

She went from being a factory worker where she was painting valves for a living, to leaving her boyfriend for some mantitted “local celebrity shock jock” who got shitcanned for insulting some other radio lady (and not even being funny about it). Allegedly she was holding him and comforting him in a garage as he was sobbing after he got drummed out of the radio station and kicked off the airwaves.

After that point his low testosterone narcissist-brain took over and he started his own “internet radio show” in his basement and he narcbrain’d her into becoming his cohost and he basically threw her into the fray and then occasionally using her as his human shield to deflect criticism from other people or from his chat. It’s been posted weeks ago but there’s a video of him reading aloud all the negative comments about April after he convinced her to do the show seated next to him in a two piece bikini.

It was somewhat tame stuff like “she has the body of a 12 year old boy”, but it still was interesting in the sense that you could tell that this nigga cared (cares) more about his lackluster failed online show than he did/does about his wife. His wife that he abandoned his pregnant ex and two children for. She’s not blameless in this but he definitely got inside her head and gassed her up to a certain extent. Only now, the current speculation (I know you read this thread Aaron, so I’ll be charitable) is that she’s been separated from him and it’s possibly because the show and his attitude towards her vs his attitude towards the show drove a wedge in their marriage. The current speculation is maybe she’s not as dumb/meth-addled as she seemed and she’s starting to realize she has hitched her wagon to a sinking ship.

This is 12 minutes long and it does have that irritating guy Redbar/Mike David in for color commentary but just watch it and tell me that a husband who loves his wife would be throwing her to the sharks like this on livestream.

EDIT: Skip to 2:17 if you want to get to the bikini part and skip some of the Redbar commentary

EDIT2: I found a better video of Aaron showing off his wife in a bikini, skip to ~2:40. This one has no Redbar so it’s already better and it features the insults the chatters make towards April, and Aaron reads them aloud to get a reaction from her.