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“The highest pressure isn’t enough for me personally”
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AfghanBlue said:
I bet Kevin is the kind of cunt to use insane amounts of toilet paper.
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I seriously doubt that. He's the sort of disgusting freak who walks around with a shitty asshole and leaves :briefs: lying around everywhere reeking of filth with skidmarks that would make the Indianapolis Motor Speedway jealous.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
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I find it interesting that they'll gesture at transhumanism, but make sure to signal they're against someone actually trying to produce functional human "augs." Like, I have no clue how well the neuralink thing is going--I'm certainly hestitant to stick anything in my brain--but some disabled dude being able to play Stellaris with their brain sounds a lot more impressive than filing down your teeth or turning yourself into a medically unstable eunuch.
 
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AnOminous said:
I seriously doubt that. He's the sort of disgusting freak who walks around with a shitty asshole and leaves :briefs: lying around everywhere reeking of filth with skidmarks that would make the Indianapolis Motor Speedway jealous.
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I also have no doubt of that.
But I reckon he both uses a fuck load of shit tickets whilst actually *using* 0.2% of them efficiently. Hence a huge bit balled up, then waved in the general direction, impeded by fat and laziness.
 
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kazuhiro said:
Kevin: "FFS is my last major surgery too! I went pussy, then tits, then finally face lol"
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The AGP acquisition list: a vagina and boobs to masturbate with and uhhh oh yeah, FFS. No wonder Kevin is so indifferent to his own face scrambling. His AmHole and "big baps" are his prize possessions: the ultimate masturbation toys and the biggest FUCK YOU to women he can imagine. FFS must feel like something he buys to complete the set.

Troon prestige, the attention of medical staff, hopes of looking less hideous, and a pathological need to waste resources aside....
AfghanBlue said:
But I reckon he both uses a fuck load of shit tickets whilst actually *using* 0.2% of them efficiently. Hence a huge bit balled up, then waved in the general direction, impeded by fat and laziness.
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THAT'S RIGHT. Kevin's inattentive, indolent ways are nonstop. I should have put a garbage disposal function and robo wipe button on the remote I made. He just bumbles through life like a pervert Mr Magoo, carelessly making trouble for everyone around him. Kevin really belongs in a group home.
 
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Melee Bouquet said:
The AGP acquisition list: a vagina and boobs to masturbate with and uhhh oh yeah, FFS. No wonder Kevin is so indifferent to his own face scrambling. His AmHole and "big baps" are his prize possessions: the ultimate masturbation toys and the biggest FUCK YOU to women he can imagine. FFS must feel like something he buys to complete the set.

Troon prestige, the attention of medical staff, hopes of looking less hideous, and a pathological need to waste resources aside....

THAT'S RIGHT. Kevin's inattentive, indolent ways are nonstop. I should have put a garbage disposal function and robo wipe button on the remote I made. He just bumbles through life like a pervert Mr Magoo, carelessly making trouble for everyone around him. Kevin really belongs in a group home.
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I have often thought a tent city stroke shanty town for all of the Troons, perverts and other creeps would be a great move.

Rather that, than a group home for Kevin.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
I also have no doubt of that.
But I reckon he both uses a fuck load of shit tickets whilst actually *using* 0.2% of them efficiently. Hence a huge bit balled up, then waved in the general direction, impeded by fat and laziness.
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ON HIS REVISION W.A.P.
RIGHT GUYS???
 
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kazuhiro said:
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It's going to be nuts how unstoppably hot these two look sitting in their filthy dens never going anywhere or talking to other humans.

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This turned out to be some chick from a protest in Georgia (the country) about a local issue, all the tards like Kevin think it's from an American campus over Palestine. :story:
 
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KiwiFuzz2 said:
I think that already happened.

It was called the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.
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Well that fulfilled a lot of the criteria.

But my proposal will be externally policed to prevent the class hierarchy which emerged there and created a bizarre version of feudalism.

Every troon and creep will be equal, but downtrodden.

Oh and the key difference is that they will be allowed to leave at any point, they will just have to concede that they are being delusional and narcissistic.

I am not proposing an enforced camp or anything like that, just another place where people can “live their authentic selves”.
 
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Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
Yeah, that’s what I was getting at. Neither Wedge or Rioley looked any different after their surgery. Seems like state-paid-for FFS is a scam, OR those two clowns lied about getting it.
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Even non-state funded FFS is a scam though. You just cannot perform enough surgery on a male face to make it look like a woman's without such invasive and dangerous surgery that you'll probably end up with severe nerve damage. It's another magic bean peddled to these idiots by the medical industrial complex to help them line their pockets.
 
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FinnSven said:
Oh and the key difference is that they will be allowed to leave at any point, they will just have to concede that they are being delusional and narcissistic.

I am not proposing an enforced camp or anything like that, just another place where people can “live their authentic selves”.
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Fatal flaw. Troons have no problems using deceit to get what they want. Kevin will swear fealty to JKR and renounce porn to get out and then immediately crow about how easy it was to trick the fash while posting AmHole shots to BlueSky.

Kevin in a group home would be hilarious because he'd be in forced proximity with other retards and all the retarded things they do AND staff trying to curb his laziness. Can you imagine someone limiting Kevie's screen time? It's SCREAM time now! Regular showers? Being forced to do "activities of daily living" like a chore or having to take a walk outside? It would be like a gulag for him.

Also, if they took away his weed.... :story:
Lou's Sentient Backfat said:
Even non-state funded FFS is a scam though. You just cannot perform enough surgery on a male face to make it look like a woman's without such invasive and dangerous surgery that you'll probably end up with severe nerve damage.
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You'd end up with a corpse! FFS can only offer a degree of de masculinization. If surgeons were less evil, they'd push for an approach that focuses on increasing overall attractiveness with androgyny as guiding goal. Instead they to force female face metrics where they can and the results are ugly, unsettling, and totally unconvincing.

The most an AGP like Kevin can hope for is to not die and use his hacked face as a "I'm really trying to be a woman!" token.
 
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In case anyone missed them, @Temperance XIV posted some great (pre-honkers) rare Kevins from October 2022 in the Tranch thread:
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Nothing new with Katrina Mora (the Native woman who was friends with Penny and involved in the Tranch's Oglala Lakota charity scam). Just wanted to mention that I found these rare Kevins (& Pennys) on Katrina's hair salon facebook account.
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Meanwhile, the Kevin of May 2024 is as dull as dirt.
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"Comforting" a troubled "friend."
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Helluva Boss.
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Another "bestie."
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Lore bore.
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Magic.
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