Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Chibi needs to learn what a fucking tie is how to match it to the suit he's wearing; it's Japan Chibi, rules/bureaucracy are part of the lifeblood. Your shirt shouldn't be flamboyant and your tie should be matching but muted; trying to do the Kazuma Kiryu with a loud undershirt with your collar popped is gonna get you refused you fucking reprobate; and worst of all, you can't even pull off the hard look if you wanted to.

No lie though, that Mario shirt; if I didn't get a good look at it, and saw him (or someone else) wearing it at the beach, I wouldn't think twice about it. But because it's Chibi, and I can clearly see the Mario Sunshine, dude... you're 30. I'm not saying you can't, I'm saying get a more normaliish wardrobe. Otaku isn't the tee-hee in crowd thing it is over here; the Yamato people, men and women, will cringe at you.
 
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Also, imagine going to a job interview with that hair.
The hair is the killer for me. I could cut someone some slack and even give them credit if they turned up in an ill-fitting suit they clearly weren't comfortable in, because it tells me they wanted to make a good impression even if they didn't quite nail it, but the hair...that greasy mop tells me I'm going to be hearing from HR in a few months time about breast milk going missing from the break room fridge.
 
The hair is the killer for me. I could cut someone some slack and even give them credit if they turned up in an ill-fitting suit they clearly weren't comfortable in, because it tells me they wanted to make a good impression even if they didn't quite nail it, but the hair...that greasy mop tells me I'm going to be hearing from HR in a few months time about breast milk going missing from the break room fridge.
A good razor would work as well. A comb and brush will work as well. The most important is a well fitted suit.
 
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The hair is the killer for me. I could cut someone some slack and even give them credit if they turned up in an ill-fitting suit they clearly weren't comfortable in, because it tells me they wanted to make a good impression even if they didn't quite nail it, but the hair...that greasy mop tells me I'm going to be hearing from HR in a few months time about breast milk going missing from the break room fridge.
An ill fitting suit is one thing. No tie? Yeah that's a problem. Sure I get it not everybody knows how to tie one. Although there's videos online for that. Not to mention clip-ons.

As for the hair and shaggy beard? No. That doesn't fly. That screams, "I have no idea how to groom myself".
 
Chibi…..chibi never changes…..
I don’t check this thread in months and he’s still doing the same shit.
Whenever the thread goes a couple days without any posts then suddenly gets a bunch, I always have to prepare myself because there's always a feeling in the pit of my stomach that Chibi might have crossed the Rubicon and did something seriously fucked up.
 
I'd at the VERY LEAST shave the fucking beard, a greasy beard is the worst thing to have at any time, much less at an interview
This is (or was, not sure now) one of the weird things I found in Japan. There's this idea that Japanese are opposed or find facial hair as a negative, and while that can be true in some places, it's not as true to make it a rule, especially not a hard rule. But what is funny, is Japan workplaces doesn't seem to like you being inbetween clean shaven or with proper... emphasis on the PROPER, as in groomed, facial hair. You want a beard/mustache/goatee, whatever, you can... but that shit better grow in fast or you better take time off work or be really fucking meticulous about grooming as it grows in, because for some reason, the inbetween/unkempt look is something they don't like.
 
Chibi makes 60k a year and refuses to go to a goddamn taylor to get a properly fitted suit. Or going to a proper hairstylist to get him a haircut that suits his bloated face. He just refuses to be an adult. He does have one thing going for him that makes him suited for being a sleazy salesman being able to manipulate people into making them feel sorry for him. In short chibi acts like prey but he is a predator.
 
Chiming in, to say that I am pretty certain the person who posted the conversation catfishing Adam was Beatrice Beth Armstrong and not Kody Mullins.

"Bibi"/Beatrice nickname, Futaba cosplay, "cosplaying Silverwolf and Kafka at AWA" which is on the profile. Honestly hilarious he would fall for it with the clear Instagram screenshotted photos with the tag logo in the bottom corner because they couldn't be bothered to download the photos, and the other name for the profile URL.


However, I know for a fact Kody Mullins is indeed a minor at 14 as of April. I honestly don't want to speak on the accounts to much given those circumstances, but both accounts have heavy interactions with what I can see is her mother, father, and grandmother tagging both in content for a long time. One being a public post that states their recent birthday.

So, good fucking job Cheebs.

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Poor cropping because the post was full of images as them assuming below 10.
Edit: Accidently cropped the date.

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Chiming in, to say that I am pretty certain the person who posted the conversation catfishing Adam was Beatrice Beth Armstrong and not Kody Mullins.

"Bibi"/Beatrice nickname, Futaba cosplay, "cosplaying Silverwolf and Kafka at AWA" which is on the profile. Honestly hilarious he would fall for it with the clear Instagram screenshotted photos with the tag logo in the bottom corner because they couldn't be bothered to download the photos, and the other name for the profile URL.


However, I know for a fact Kody Mullins is indeed a minor at 14 as of April. I honestly don't want to speak on the accounts to much given those circumstances, but both accounts have heavy interactions with what I can see is her mother, father, and grandmother tagging both in content for a long time. One being a public post that states their recent birthday.

So, good fucking job Cheebs.


Poor cropping because the post was full of images as them assuming below 10.
Edit: Accidently cropped the date.

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So wait. Kody Mullins is an actual 14 year old he talks to? A man in his 20s had no business talking to a child to the point they are getting matching autismo avas on facebook.
 
So wait. Kody Mullins is an actual 14 year old he talks to? A man in his 20s had no business talking to a child to the point they are getting matching autismo avas on facebook.
Oh, it's worse than you think. Adam White is in his 30's, he should be around 33 years old now. He is over 2x this transgender minor's age, and he's preyed upon minors both real and bait for his entire adult life. This is pretty alarming.
 
Oh, it's worse than you think. Adam White is in his 30's, he should be around 33 years old now. He is over 2x this transgender minor's age, and he's preyed upon minors both real and bait for his entire adult life. This is pretty alarming.
I honestly forget he is that old cause he acts so exceptional. He’ll be the same at 40.

That girls parents need to step in and see what she is doing online and get her away from the ftm shit and into therapy. There’s no way they would be ok with her talking to some man in his 30s. A confused 14 yo is easy prey for someone like chibi.
 
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