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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 319 92.5%

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A friendly reminder of what the groypers said about his daughter last year
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Imagine wanting to make peace with those types of people who said that kind of stuff about your infant daughter just to own da jooz. Mindblowing at how retarded this guy is.
Holy shit I forgot about these.
I remember seeing several of them. What a pathetic pig.

However, on the flip side, Ethan Ralph called Nick Rekieta's kids retarded and called his wife a cock-hungry whore. They made up.
The groypers doxed Theodore Feaser and his family, made websites in his name, and he crawled back.
Nobody in the Sektur has a spine.
 
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GiveSendGo grift incoming?
 
If he lets him back in, it will be solely so that he can enjoy seeing the groypers will taunt and ridicule him ceaselessly. Just because Nick says he can stream on Cozy or whatever again doesn't mean they're going to treat him well. One of the huge reasons why Ralph quit in the first place was that Nick's people just treated him like the group's pet retard, and he knew it. It'll be like that a hundred fold if he goes back.
Ya know when you put it that way: Nick let Ralph back in!
 
Ahhh yes the true ending to the America First rebellion, after getting a crew of Cozy streamers together to fight against pedophilia, he ultimately failed even that because of his own ineptitude and past failures to haunt him. Apologizing to Jawhua Moon and to the Kiwi Farms while saying he needs all the help he needs, to groveling back because he needs money thrown at him for being a lazy retard. Feels good to see storylines take their time to complete themselves.
 
If he lets him back in, it will be solely so that he can enjoy seeing the groypers will taunt and ridicule him ceaselessly. Just because Nick says he can stream on Cozy or whatever again doesn't mean they're going to treat him well. One of the huge reasons why Ralph quit in the first place was that Nick's people just treated him like the group's pet retard, and he knew it. It'll be like that a hundred fold if he goes back.
Nick will let Teddy Feaser on for the same reason before he lets Ralph back on.
 
At first I thought it was a bad thing that Ralph is now kneeling to Fuentes but after some thought and multiple beers I have decided that it's a good thing. Nick should give fatboy the cozy channel back because Ralph is so fucking boring that any change is good for all of us.

Ralph is too much of a pussy to handle having a cozy account though, even gayboy Fuentes knows that.
 
I hope Nicky boy does let him back in to his good graces, however tepid it may be. I want Ralph to live a long, miserable life in poverty, sustained only by the charitable pittance a bunch of retard zoomers toss his way on the daily to make fun of him.

Pointing out how much of an insipid coward and vile person he is for trying to suck up to pedophiles and people he hates is pointless, because he flip flops every year in a desperate attempt to find a crumb of new audience who will listen to him slur into a microphone for six hours a day. It's old history. Licking Null's taint only got him two killstream appearances and a month's goodwill from extremely naive Kiwi Famers, and that ain't good enough for the king, especially if he has to maintain something resembling a moral compass to keep that connection going.
 
It makes sense for Ralph to go back to AF as he fits right in with their crew. He's already known to be a humongous hypocrite so what difference does it make? All he cares about is getting drug money and whores.
 
It's really incredible how shameless and willing to debase himself he is. Why does he even bother trying to frame it like "squash the beef?" Like, are you sure? Did you ever talk to Fuentes to confirm that this beef is squashed, or did you just completely fail to harm AF and decide you were going to crawl back after Daddy Elon noticed him?
I like how he frames it as it just being "beef" with what occurred between him and Nick. He literally called Nick a gay pedophile and doxxed several of Nicks supporters during their falling out with each other. But now he is pretending it was just light animosity.
I always thought it was so embarrassing to see Ralph grovel for a man who is so much younger but much more accomplished than him. It's like when you see a really old man working at McDonald's and the manager is some teenager. Is there anything more humiliating for a man than to treat a younger male as your mentor and leader that you have to look up to? Knowing you will never have anywhere close to the success that he does?
Ralph has always been a clout chaser. He has routinely jumped from bandwagon to bandwagon to pursue success. You also have to remember that with Nick that Ralph attached himself to him during a bad period of Ralph's life. This was during the second half of 2019 when Ralph had already turned off a lot of his viewers with everything that happened during the first half of that year: all the drama that happened with the gunt photo, his falling out with Warski, the numerous pillstream era shitshow streams.

While he still hadn't completely burned his entire original fanbase, I think even Ralph could tell things were on the downturn and that he needed to do something to salvage his viewership. Attaching himself to Fuentes drew in a lot of Fuentes supporters and probably helped stabilize himself for a little while.
 
That fucking ring has a real psychological function and actual real ego preserving purpose. That shitty little ring is the object on which he misdirected and projected on it actual values and principals he lacks in real life. Most people have things they live for, their families, their Deities, their values whatever they may be for each individual. He projected this purpose on a shitty little metal object.

If that ring could escape it would.
 
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