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How is there not a single search hit on this site for Justus Schrom, how has no one here brought up GAC (an AMC network)'s biggest fan from Arizona?
I stumbled upon him today and looked to see if he had a thread here. He just seems like a really nice guy.





He has a job, has land he will probably inherit in some way, loves and cares for his mom, and engages in deep political discussion. Miles ahead of most other spergs.

Not to mention he can appreciate a bitchin' ride when he sees one

 
How is there not a single search hit on this site for Justus Schrom, how has no one here brought up GAC (an AMC network)'s biggest fan from Arizona?
with tattoos and as a respectable lawyer from New York born and raised in Arizona (also played by Justus Schrom) and what pizza and sodas would they get?
 
How is there not a single search hit on this site for Justus Schrom, how has no one here brought up GAC (an AMC network)'s biggest fan from Arizona?
I found out about that guy a couple of months ago from a random YouTube recommendation. @SeizureRobot5000 brought him up on cobra bones and his livestream which reminded me of him. Looks like he had a fight with his mom because he ate all of the Chicken Alfredo she made.
Now she won’t let him eat any of the fruit snacks she bought*sigh*
If someone’s interested I’ll try to make a thread on him. He seems like an old fashioned nice sperg like ulillillia that we don’t see anymore.
 
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I've stumbled across LORDWENZA777 today, cant find out any history on him. i dunno if funny but obscure and kind of outlandish.. watch at either 1.5 or 1.75 speed.

basically he started vlogging a few months back and uh....

< in his first video, alleges he owns firearms that he uses for "armed security" and in the next sentence says he doesn't have a license to do so.

he goes from stoked about his first apartment to posting "#vanlife #incel #blackpill" content in the span of about two months.

<disclosing vivid visual hallucinations that he is attributing to a religious experience

Here is a video he took of the moon

I cannot tell if andrew still possesses the firearm if he does, keep an eye on this.
 
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For me personally the "felon turned life coach" JD Delay is kinda of lolcow. He doesn't really do much like traditional lolcows but his LOUD=FUNNY and talking extensively about dudes getting raped, dudes selling their holes, hiding contraband up his asshole, dudes selling their assholes for others to hide contraband.
He's basically the face off "LET'S SEE YOUR PAPERWORK HOMIE"
Also look at them fuckin nips. I get he's an in shape dude but if my nipples looked like little clits on my chest I'd always wear a shirt.
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Instagram schizo tavariswalker6 seems to be experiencing a mental breakdown. Couldn’t find a thread on him, so I figured I’d dump it here in case anyone was interested watching it go down.

Put behind a spoiler because he’s posting his rants claiming to have killed three people on top of a collage of images that include cocks. No idea is it’s his or if he took the picture from elsewhere, I’m not really interested in trying to find out.
 
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Rebecca Irwin has been making weekly fan music videos of herself and sideshow bob from the simpsons. She currently has 4.3k uploads. Meaning they have been uploading their ships to YouTube ceaselessly for over a decade. She only has a little over a 1k subs


She showed her face here.

A lot of her fantasies involve either her being part of the simpsons family (replacing Bart) and being the object of affection for sideshow bob.
This feels like Chris Chan if he were never discovered
 
I was looking up info on rather there was any merit to the Ghislaine Maxwell was a Reddit powermod conspiracy theory, went down a rabbit hole and found a prolific schizo.
To give some idea, here's his about author at the end of all his blog posts
Timothy Charles Holmseth is an award winning news reporter and investigative journalist. He is an FBI witness in a national profile kidnapping case. He captured rogue CIA and FBI child traffickers on tape discussing their operations. He has been targeted for a decade. In 2019 Timothy Charles Holmseth became part of the Pentagon Pedophile Task Force. Timothy Holmseth is the only reporter authorized to report original content for the PPTF. There is ONE MAN between Timothy Holmseth and President Trump.
His About Tim page is long, self important, and insane
Timothy Holmseth is a human trafficking victim of the State of Minnesota. Holmseth became a political prisoner after he was kidnapped by State of Minnesota four times. Holmseth was charged with publishing evidence and information about Jeffrey Epstein’s child procurement operation and an FBI agent who was running a black-market baby sales operation through the Ukrainian Embassy in Washington DC. Holmseth was locked in a private for-profit detention center and tortured by his captors who were trying to coerce Holmseth into signing a confession (which Holmseth would not do).


THE CLINTON BODY COUNT


Timothy Holmseth is being actively hunted by CIA, Luciferian Brotherhood, and paramilitary operatives connected to Hillary Clinton.


The threats to kidnap, torture, and murder Holmseth and his loved ones are in the possession of the United States District Court – Minnesota, and the Criminal Investigative Division of Fort Campbell, Kentucky and other law enforcement.


Investigative Journalist/Author/Publisher/FBI Witness/One Man Away From President Trump


In 2019, Timothy Holmseth became the news reporter for the Pentagon Pedophile Task Force, which was created through the Donald J. Trump White House, per Presidential Executive Order, and operates through United States Army Intelligence Support Activity to provide actionable intelligence of international crimes and crimes against humanity to the U.S. Military through special liaison to President Trump and Joint Special Operations Command.


NOTE: Holmseth’s JSOC connection(s) may have been part of factions of the United States Military and federal agencies that were secretly working against President Trump (which Timothy uncovered and exposed).


In 2022, Timothy Holmseth revealed he had effectively infiltrated an international organized crime apparatus that was planning the overthrow of the U.S. Government.


In 2019, Holmseth, and a former Minnesota truth and taxation judge Randi Lynn Erickson (who escrowed Holmseth’s human trafficking evidence and publications to secure them from unlawful seizure) were told very specific details of several child rescue operation conducted by U.S. Marines in California where thousands (2,500 total) of children were moved from their confinement in cages in underground tunnels [abandoned China Lake military base] to U.S. Military hospitals.


The details of the child transfers came from David Lester Straight, Bend, Oregon. Straight said he actively participated in the military operation. Straight told Holmseth (and Erickson) he was a former Navy SEAL, U.S. Secret Service, and had clearance which he (Straight) used to view videos of Vice President Mike Pence raping a little boy. Straight said he was appointed to three Presidential Commissions by Donald J. Trump (Human Trafficking, Judicial Corruption, Space Force).


In 2020, Holmseth met with Straight in Oregon to investigate a human trafficking operation. Straight had a woman named Marcella Crandall with him. Straight told Holmseth, Judge Erickson, and others, that Crandall was “Mary Magdalene” from the Bible and carried the DNA strand of Jesus Christ. Straight said Crandall was going to have a baby that “saves the world”. Holmseth uncovered information that Crandall was trafficking child pornography. Holmseth confronted Straight with the evidence. Straight said God put Crandall in these positions because He has a huge role for her to play in the End Times.


Straight told people at his seminars there is a judge at GITMO by the last name of Crandall. Straight suggested Judge Crandall was connected to Marcella Crandall and said it was all prophetic. Straight also told his seminar students that John F. Kennedy Jr. is alive and serving as “Vice President” of the United States.


In 2020, Straight told Holmseth he was in a photograph with another one of Holmseth’s news sources named Lawrence Dean O’Bryan. Straight said he was on a “mission” with O’Bryan in South America in the 1980’s.


LAWRENCE DEAN O’BRYAN – PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH’S HIT MAN


In 2018, O’Bryan told Holmseth he was a Special Operator who was trained through mind-control and Satanic Ritual Abuse. O’Bryan said he was duct taped to a chair and forced to watch U.S. Congressmen and others rip a living baby apart with their teeth while they snorted cocaine and played opera music. O’Bryan said he was at Waco. O’Bryan said the fire at Waco (Branch Davidians) was started with a U.S. Army flamethrower. O’Bryan said he was the actual shooter at Ruby Ridge (as opposed to the official story). O’Bryan said he was the favored hitman of President George Bush. O’Bryan said the “Bush ranch property” in Texas is a “mass graveyard”. Straight confirmed what O’Bryan said about the mass graveyard. Straight said they “cleaned it out”.


CHRISTOPHER E. HALLETT – THE E-CLAUSE MURDER


In 2019, simultaneous to his news reporting, Timothy Holmseth was being assisted by Christopher E. Hallett, E~Clause LLC, Florida (E~Clause stands for the “Emoluments Clause).


On November 2, 2020, (day before the Election) Christopher E. Hallett, CEO, E-Clause LLC, Florida, filed documents in Florida’s Middle District – U.S. Court.


Hallett was working under consent of U.S. Congress to perform loss prevention for the U.S. Government. The documents he filed contained evidence that involved NATIONAL SECURITY pertaining to international COVID-19 tracking codes and the largest human trafficking operation in the history of the world.


On November 15, 2020, Hallett was assassinated – shot in the head – in his Ocala, FL home. Then – ALL of Hallett’s court filings VANISHED! NO TRACE remained that the file ever even existed.


However, before his murder Hallett sent a copy of the receipt to Minnesota judge Randi Lynn Erickson. Erickson was working with Hallett, as well as David Lester Straight, on a task force called the Pentagon Pedophile Task Force.


Hallett’s friend and colleague Neely Petrie Blanchard is charged with first degree murder.


However, the fact the files VANISHED essentially proves Blanchard was not the person or entity that stood to benefit from Hallett’s murder. TROVES of evidence suggest something is amiss in the Blanchard case.


JANUARY 6, 2021


In the days leading up to January 6, 2021, Straight telephoned Holmseth and told Holmseth he was meeting with Attorney Lin Wood on January 6, 2021, in DC. Straight said he was going to give Wood a copy of Holmseth’s book. Straight said he was going to swear-in a crowd on January 6 in DC (which he subsequently said he did) to arrest Congress and VP Pence – try them – and “hang them”.


Wood and Straight were coordinating.


On January 4, 2021, Wood launched his famous Tweet storm wherein he accused world leaders of raping and murdering children. Wood said the murders are captured on film, and he declared he held the key pass code to the files. Holmseth believes the video Straight viewed of VP Pence raping a child was among the videos Wood possessed. Wood’s very first tweet was Holmseth’s MEMO to AG Jeff Session warning Trump about Pence and an FBI agent using the alias John Regan to traffic kids through the Ukrainian Embassy in Washinton DC.


In 2021, mainstream news reported about the 2,100 kids Straight had told Holmseth about in 2019. However, the fake news, now under Biden, was claiming the 2,100 children vanished under President Trump’s watch.


In 2021, following J6, Straight abruptly moved to Texas with a woman named Bonnie Thomas who he claims is his wife. Straight created a business card calling himself a “Colonel” with the Republic of Texas, Texas Rangers. Bonnie claims she is “Counsel General” of Republic of Texas. The Straight’s set up an “Embassy” connected to the United Nations. Straight took with him all the evidence of crimes against humanity that implicated world leaders in unspeakable torture, rape, and murder. Straight secured [stole] evidence [from an eyewitness] [under the guise of being a federal agent] regarding the Clinton Foundation’s Dark Web videos of infant rape, as well as a Bitcoin wallet worth untold millions of dollars.


U.S. PRESIDENTS ARE EATING CHILDREN – DROEL LAW FIRM – JESSIE MARIE CZEBOTAR


In 2022, Droel Law Firm (TX-MN) filed responsive documents to an Injunction filed by Randi Lynn Erickson who was being threatened (along with Holmseth) by former federal agents and Navy SEALS with kidnap, torture, rape, and murder.


On February 15, 2022, shortly before Donald J. Trump’s RICO suit was filed – Droel Law, TX-MN, included my name “Timothy Charles Holmseth” in a U.S. Court filing in Minnesota. Droel named me and evidence I obtained regarding an FBI agent named “John Regan”. Droel said, “sold kidnapped babies through the Ukrainian Embassy in Washington DC.


Droel said, “Jessie Marie Czebotar”.


Droel Law said in a filing, “…as well as several murders by Hillary Rodham Clinton in Chicago in the early 1980s, which included the raping, torturing, and eating of children during satanic rituals”.


Droel said, “…and other high-profile individuals, such as Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Newt Gingrich, Dick Cheney, Dan Quayle, Mike Pence, John Kerry, Muammar Gaddafi, Amy Coney Barrett, and Elon Musk to name a few, as being involved in some Satanic cult that tortures, rapes, murders, and eats children.”

DAVID LESTER STRAIGHT CONFESSES


In 2022, David Straight was forced to admit in writing that he was never a Navy SEAL or a federal agent after he was publicly confronted by former Navy SEAL Don Shipley. Straight now claims he has only been a private contractor.


Timothy Holmseth believes the evidence shows David Straight was on a “mission” with Special Operator Lawrence Dean O’Bryan in the 1980’s in South America because Straight is also an assassin who secretly works at the behest of Presidents. Straight brags during his seminars about such things. Straight told Holmseth and Erickson if someone crosses him, he will “kill them in their kitchen”.


Straight told Holmseth the name of a Navy SEAL who he believes traveled to Florida and Georgia and trained the ‘shooter’ in the assassination of Christopher Hallett.


The SEAL is directly connected to Attorney Lin Wood.


BACKGROUND

Timothy Charles Holmseth, deemed a credible witness by the FBI, is the only news reporter authorized to report original unique content for the Pentagon Pedophile Task Force (PPTF). Timothy was brought onto the PPTF after his work-product was obtained by intelligence agents who delivered it to the Pentagon; it contributed to the arrest of Jeffrey Epstein.


Timothy became a heavily targeted witness after uncovering a world-wide child trafficking operation that involved rogue CIA/FBI black operators kidnapping and selling babies and kids through the Ukrainian Embassy in Washington DC. The trafficking operation is connected to Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden.


Timothy also reported extremely disturbing information regarding Vice President Mike Pence, which resulted in a high-level plot against Holmseth between VP Pence and Minnesota Deep State operatives to have Holmseth falsely imprisoned and murdered. Holmseth was protected by members of a task force and U.S. Marshal’s attended a court hearing in Crookston, Minnesota to interfere with the plot.


Shortly after the insurrection on November 3, 2020, when the election was hijacked and stolen by a foreign power, Attorney Lin Wood launched his famous Tweet storm wherein he exposed pedophiles and organized satanic crime in government. Wood’s first tweet was a MEMO Timothy Holmseth warning President Trump about the international trafficking operation.

Timothy has been recognized with first place awards for news reporting and column writing by the North Dakota Newspaper Association including Best News Series, as well as awards from Boone Publishing.

FURTHER BACKGROUND – THE EARLY DAYS


In 2009, Timothy Holmseth was contacted by a private investigator/bail bondsman working for an attorney that was representing the mother of a missing five-year-old child from Florida named HaLeigh Cummings.

Timothy Holmseth (1) Conducted over one-hundred hours of recorded interviews with case witnesses, law enforcement, lawyers, social services, and others (2) obtained highly sensitive information regarding the activities of satanic organized crime in Florida (3) obtained names of kidnapping operatives claiming to be FBI and CIA agents that were selling babies through the Ukrainian Embassy in Washington DC (4) was told intimate details about why HaLeigh Cummings was missing, who really took her, how they did it, who police had questioned, who possessed child porn of HaLeigh, the involvement of Florida DCF (5) the connection to the Casey Anthony murder trial and Gloria Allred (6) learned the connection to former Florida Governor Charlie Crist, disbarred and federally convicted Ponzi schemer Scott W. Rothstein, and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.


Timothy Holmseth was subsequently sent covert recordings of CIA operatives that exposed the truth about the murder of Caylee Anthony and a biofuels scheme that was the subject of a RICO investigation in Florida involving Scott Rothstein and Jeffrey Epstein.


Timothy Holmseth assisted the Minneapolis and Florida FBI and became the target of a shadow government operation by operatives embedded into local, state, and federal agencies including Florida, Minnesota, and Indiana.


Click image below to listen to FBI call made to Timothy Charles Holmseth

Timothy received voice changer calls from persons identifying themselves as “The Deep State” calling from telephone numbers such as “Trump Organization” “Clinton Global” “CNN” “Republican National Committee” “Mar-A-Lago Resort” “Doral Resort” etc. He was warned to remove his websites or face consequences including the kidnap of his granddaughter. His home-office was raided by the Minnesota Pine to Prairie Gang and Drug Task Force which seized his computer and destroyed his hard-drive in effort to destroy all of his interviews and work product. Timothy subsequently located back-ups of his investigative files.


Timothy was poisoned at least three times.

Timothy Holmseth has received information regarding many cases, including recordings of FBI interviews pertaining to Planned Parenthood attacks, slain children JonBenet Ramsey and Dylan Redwine, election fraud in Broward County, police shootings, and much more.


In 2018. Timothy Holmseth exposed what may be the most significant and far-reaching conspiracies of our time when he revealed the bones and teeth purported to be Jacob Wetterling were not human – and – the missing boy had been kidnapped and ritually sacrificed by a cult involving his father.


In 2018, Timothy was arrested by police officers in East Grand Forks, Minnesota and charged with publishing content on the Web. Minnesota asserted it was enforcing a ‘domestic violence protection order’ issued against Timothy in a Broward County, Florida Family Court by a person Timothy never met – in a State where Timothy has never been.


Timothy was falsely imprisoned in Polk County, Minnesota. However, Timothy was taken into protective custody of the Pentagon Pedophile Task Force and given lawful assistance by E-Clause LLC, which does loss prevention for the United States government.


In 2019, investigative work product and evidence of an international child trafficking operation through the Ukrainian Embassy in Washington DC was published on the Web.


Timothy has never been sued.


Timothy Holmseth is the father of three and blessed with four grandchildren.
TL:DR He was trafficked by Minnesota after he blew the whistle on an FBI agent selling babies. He's being gangstalked by HRC, CIA, satanists, and militias. Trump created the Pentagon Pedophile Task Force and made him a reporter. His reporting was cited in a court case about politicians eating babies. Some guy he was pals with betrayed him and was actually Bush's hitman and was trying to cause some end times shit. More gangstalking. Linwood cited his work about pedophiles in the government. He busts a pedo ring that was full of FBI and CIA agents that were selling babies in the Ukraine embassay. He was poisoned three times. He's getting classified information about pedo rings. He was arrested in 2018. He's continuing to fight the cabal.

I wish I could see his blog stats because he seems to publish daily, sometimes multiple articles under the guise of the Pentagon Pedophile Task Force.

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Sorry if I fucked up the formatting, I haven't tried to type up something like this before. This guys got years worth of drama and beefs to go through. There are a bunch of legal files too, but I don't feel like reading legal records.
 
Reet Geeb here BAAAAAAACK at it again with another drinking video. Guy deletes videos once in a while, I haven't had time to archive on my PC so I figured I'd share the fresh fruit with you all.
THUMBS UP DRINK UP

 
Anybody ever see this guy, Quarkbip? He's autistic, and seems pretty schizo.

First video is him complaining about being poor, and the second is just schizo ramblings.


 
I stumbled upon him today and looked to see if he had a thread here. He just seems like a really nice guy.





He has a job, has land he will probably inherit in some way, loves and cares for his mom, and engages in deep political discussion. Miles ahead of most other spergs.

Not to mention he can appreciate a bitchin' ride when he sees one

Ah I was avoiding spreading this guy around because his voice is so silly and he's so innocent and harmless, all he does is ask people random hypothetical questions about Home Movies and Frasier.
There WAS one who I would have posted because he was a raging autist who had some random nemesis like golden era Chris Chan but he went and either deleted his YouTube or got it deleted before I could save any of his videos. He changed his name to *his name*the psycho serial killer or some shit because he was so mad about people calling him a zoophile it was such a silly shit show lol.
 
One of my earliest personal lolcows in the days of yore was Lee Stanek. He was a bizarre horse blogger who wrote articles on all sorts of equestrian shit, but here's the twist: he was a virulent misogynist/male chauvinist who wrote several articles shitting all over horse ladies, which caused much upset back then.

Oh, and he was an old guy that was born in the Soviet Union and he had some really interesting perspectives that seemed quite bizarre to me at the time. Iirc he was also an anti-communist, but I may be misremembering that part. Anyway, he had two sites, iirc: horsemanpro and weblee.

One of my favorite things about his sites was that he had this old school audio player embedded on his blog so that you could listen to classical music while reading his flippant screeds against horse ladies as well as his odd ideals on horsemanship which could best be described as vaguely "fascist". As if some sort of cultured horseman was meant to sip on fancy wine while deeply reflecting upon his esoteric musings. It was quite strange and amusing.

He got a lot of negative attention from some online horse ladies, but less than you might expect and he seemed to relish in it, much to my entertainment.

It seems like his hilarious rants have been lost to time, like tears in the rain. RIP Lee Stanek, professional online horse chad.
 
Ronnie Vain along with his lover Andrew K (no relation to the musician) . Teenage toddlercons and retarded enough to brag about it.
 
There is a Japanese artist who goes by the name of @qrgr_z or what people like to call her Hoshi-chan. A failed Yaoi Mangaka artist whom if you go on Twitter and translate her tweets, 25% of them is her contemplating suicide. She is the mangaka equivalent to Cyrax. She is said to have bipolar disorder as well.
This is one of her drawings BTW. 1720242083530.png
 
There is a Daily Kos Elections commenter called "PassionateJus" who is probably the absolute worst poster over there. He's combative as hell but extremely far left (and thus unable to be called out,) from Portland Oregon and has lots of "sex worker friends." Despite being the forum idiot he has managed to worm his way into real life politics and is currently selected as a delegate to the DNC convention in Chicago. ....aka I now know his real name. And yes, literally a caricature of everything you hate about leftists.

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