Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[A Gay Retard]

I do not believe Boogie can have sex and his penis is probably up inside his bladder because fat
nsfw https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7932830/

die boogie
die

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

Dude has been vegging out playing games non-stop.

I can 99% guarantee that's Dezi playing those games. Jabba wouldn't be playing games other than to feign his gamercred for a stream or video.

Steven hilariously waddles out of his office and into the living room announcing to Dezi that he's finished work for the day.

Fucking what is this? One of those family vlogging channels? McJugger-style content is cringe as fuck but even after throwing him under the bus, it seems Boogie is still obsessed with that kind of content. Only difference was that while Jesse exaggerated his mundane life for drama, Boogie downplays his horrifying existence to try to convince people he's normal.

Tells dezis weight , 13 lbs heavier than he claimed last week on lolcow, goes to Starbucks cos dezi wanted snacks.

lol making someone's weight public on the internet is about as un-private as it can get but what make sit rich is that its Boogie saying it. Tommy should call this one out on LCL. Imagine the spastic screaming fit Boogie'd have if Dezi made his weight public.

He then announces he's throwing away this TREASURE he HUMBLY calls trash, but no, Dez is properly trained and knows that she has to prolong the charade that this trash is important. She asks to collect it and Boogie RELUCTANTLY gives in,

I'm dying from third-hand cringe just from reading this.

Come spend a day 'sick' at home with me and my paid girlfriend!'?

So sick that they go to McDonalds and Starbucks and he has poor, sick old Dezi clean out the fishbowl.

The 800 paypigs are what's propping this project up at the moment.

Keem probably has plans to make it a long-term freakshow with boxing matches and fake drama and shit. Lets see if Richard, Tommy and Beggie play ball wit that. I think Richard might be a weak link because he still streams by himself and has enough self-respect that he'll try to reach a financial position where he doesn't have to work with Keemstar. My bet is on him asking for a higher cut if he has to stay on and it starting downward spiral.

 

[sure]

seeing boogie film leo while making smug sarcastic comments about neglect when the dog is very clearly in dire need of a haircut definitely ranks high on the list of infuriating things boogie has done. get your dog a fucking haircut already you fat worthless piece of shit. what are you waiting for? no amount of brushing is going to help cool him down. it's may and the weather is peaking at 80 - 85 degrees in fayetteville. you wouldn't need to brush him as much as you claim he's brushed if you just got him to the dog groomer already. you can spend the day driving around town to play pokemon go and get starbucks and mcdonalds but you can't take leo to the groomer?

this video is disturbingly performative, basically staging tasks and activities that prove criticisms against him wrong. see guys, leo is brushed every day! see guys, the fish gets fresh water every day! see guys, my roommate walks the dogs! see guys, dezi calls her parents! the only thing missing from this video is a 10 second clip of him walking on his treadmill to try and convince everyone that he definitely exercises every day.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Speaking of death, I wonder if he's already put a will in place and to whom he'll give all his stuff. I imagine it would be Chad and the latest woman he's paying to be his girlfriend/carer - excuse me, Dezi.

Keem said a couple of streams ago that he and Boogie had agreed to let Keem pay the remainder of the mortgage on the house and then Keem keeps it once Boogie kicks the bucket. I'm guessing the incentive for Boogie is to be two grand lighter each month in finances, with the downside being that he's essentially agreed to contractually be Keem's bitch until death.

Then again, this is coming from Boogie and Keem so take it with a grain of salt until they show some actual paperwork. If he has actually agreed to that then it's essentially leaving Boogie's roommates and child bride homeless.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Him not taking Leo to the groomer is definitely because he's too lazy, but I also think there's an element of shame to it. Kind of similarly to how people with fucked up teeth will refuse to go to the dentist out of embarrassment that they've let it get so bad.
Also he's dug his heels so deep into the ground at this point with his insistence that Leo doesn't need grooming and he's not abused, that taking him to the groomer would be acknowledging the trolls were right and conceding defeat. And we all know he's deathly allergic to taking any kind of responsibility or admitting he was wrong. So essentially this poor dog now has even less of a chance, because his retard owner cares more about the opinion of redditors and farmers than the well-being of his dog.

 

[xerxes]

Keem said a couple of streams ago that he and Boogie had agreed to let Keem pay the remainder of the mortgage on the house and then Keem keeps it once Boogie kicks the bucket. I'm guessing the incentive for Boogie is to be two grand lighter each month in finances, with the downside being that he's essentially agreed to contractually be Keem's bitch until death.

Then again, this is coming from Boogie and Keem so take it with a grain of salt until they show some actual paperwork. If he has actually agreed to that then it's essentially leaving Boogie's roommates and child bride homeless.

I wouldn't believe a word either of them say unless there is an iron clad contract witnessed by lawyers, etc. Even then I'd still not believe them.

 

[Windy Moors]

The issue boogie has is that getting Leo groomed does not fill his belly, or get him high, or mow his lawn and it definitely does not get him HAMS. So boogie doesn't give a single flying fuck that a sentient being is suffering.

If I was Keem (urghhh) I would pay his mortgage get the deed and evict him. A homeless boogie arc would be amazing, don't think dez the sped would stay with him after that.

 

[derthballs]

Keem said a couple of streams ago that he and Boogie had agreed to let Keem pay the remainder of the mortgage on the house and then Keem keeps it once Boogie kicks the bucket. I'm guessing the incentive for Boogie is to be two grand lighter each month in finances, with the downside being that he's essentially agreed to contractually be Keem's bitch until death.

Then again, this is coming from Boogie and Keem so take it with a grain of salt until they show some actual paperwork. If he has actually agreed to that then it's essentially leaving Boogie's roommates and child bride homeless.

Keem suggested it, hadn’t been agreed

 

[Marc83]

Keem said a couple of streams ago that he and Boogie had agreed to let Keem pay the remainder of the mortgage on the house and then Keem keeps it once Boogie kicks the bucket. I'm guessing the incentive for Boogie is to be two grand lighter each month in finances, with the downside being that he's essentially agreed to contractually be Keem's bitch until death.

Then again, this is coming from Boogie and Keem so take it with a grain of salt until they show some actual paperwork. If he has actually agreed to that then it's essentially leaving Boogie's roommates and child bride homeless.

I swear I heard it discussed that KidBehindTheCamera and Keem would both go in half/half on $150k for the deed to the house when he passes. He’d get the money up front and they would get it later on.

 

[cock gobbler]

dezis weight , 13 lbs heavier than he claimed last week

So Boogie isn't just grooming Dezi to be his bang maid, he's grooming her to be a fatass too.

 

[derthballs]

As a dog owner who one of them is similar to Leo in terms of you could play all day with his ball, boogie conditionally calling him a bad dog that he doesn’t like is problem for the this reason, sammie doesn’t need any real interaction he’s happy plodding about, Leo needs play and more stimulation something boogie wouldn’t want to do because effort

 

[Shuhalo]

I never found him very entertaining, the videos that made him viral were just "fat retard has a meltdown" or "fat retard jumps in a pool". The closest he ever came to making interesting content was the McJuggernuggets collabs but the acting in them was so bad I just couldn't stomach it.

Pre-Desi and Post-Desi Boogie can be summed up as "Fat Retard doing fat things" vs "Fat Retard doing fat things, but with a plot".

Pretty sure the Francis Mountain Dew vid was done by Desi. Actually looking at his channel, sorting by popular you have to go down 21 vids to find his first most popular vid with no Desi involvement, which is his Wow account being hacked (Not counting him reuploading someone elses optical illusion). Past that, its another 47 vids to the next non-Desi vid, which is just the second half of him getting his Wow account back.

Desi made his channel for him, and after all the abuse she suffered at his pudgy hands, his channel slowly declining no matter how much he does (or doesn't do) is pure Karma. DIE BOOGIE'S CHANNEL, DIE.

 

[Terfatron]

Boogie should get rid of the dogs he have now and get a pitbull. He deserves a velvet hippo.

And if the dog bites him and the wound never heal because he's fat, inshalla

 

[bravosouth]

Leo needs play and more stimulation something boogie wouldn’t want to do because effort

IIRC he's at least part poodle, one of the most intelligent breeds out there. They absolutely require lots of play and stimulation or they easily become bored, I've seen Leo jumping up and down in his playpen in the background of some of his videos and my heart fucking breaks for that poor thing. It's one thing to not even play with him, but physically confining him I'm positive for hours at a time is another altogether. Leo deserves someone who will love on him and give him the life he deserves, Boogie should absolutely adopt him out.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

The latest Lolcow Live episode with Vito is so fucking boring. Boogie is an awful host, Vito is a boring guest and they've hired a new editor that can't do their job properly yet again (using a two/three-person layout for a four-person stream so people are talking and can't be seen half the time, audio echoing in parts of the episode, etc).

Even Keem couldn't hide how fucking awful this 'show' is:

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

The latest Lolcow Live episode with Vito is so fucking boring. Boogie is an awful host, Vito is a boring guest and they've hired a new editor that can't do their job properly yet again (using a two/three-person layout for a four-person stream so people are talking and can't be seen half the time, audio echoing in parts of the episode, etc).

I hate Vito as much as any of you, he did kind of have a point about Keemstar though. Keem sabotaged the show by firing that Connor kid despite the cows not wanting him fired.

The issue with Keemstar is that he doesn't know when to just go with the flow. Boogie was having a meltdown on that stream a few weeks back, I didn't have high hopes for lolcow live but the thing I kind of expected to see, was these 2 sensitive fags having to face adversity and either rising to the challenge or throwing a hissy fit.

Boogie was starting to moo, this is what the people wanted to see. Keemstar shut it down like the Jew that he is because "boogie is going to die". nobody fucking bought that excuse, Keem himself implies that he thinks boogie is lying about his blood pressure being so high he is about to die.

 

[Moose Groove]

Boogie was starting to moo, this is what the people wanted to see. Keemstar shut it down like the Jew that he is because "boogie is going to die". nobody fucking bought that excuse

Why the fuck is Keemstar so retarded? He makes a podcast about lolcows and gets mad about them being lolcows. It's like running a bakery and getting mad at your customers for wanting to eat the cake you've made. The only fucking reason it gets any viewership at all is because people just love to hate Boogie. There's absolutely nothing he could do to turn it around for himself.
I don't know if this guy's been posted but it's how I keep up on Boogie's bullshit because I can't bring myself to watch that fucking show.

All that being said, fuck Keemstar for ruining the term lolcow. Now every normie faggot is calling everyone they don't like a lolcow because they don't know what the term even fucking means. I remember when that guy Behind the Meme was shit on constantly to the point of "killing himself" for making memes accessible to normies, therefore killing those memes by making them popular and mainstream, well that's exactly what Keemstar has done to "lolcow".
And the worst part is, Keemy doesn't even underfuckingstand that he himself is a lolcow.

 

[wintertide12]

The latest Lolcow Live episode with Vito is so fucking boring. Boogie is an awful host, Vito is a boring guest and they've hired a new editor that can't do their job properly yet again (using a two/three-person layout for a four-person stream so people are talking and can't be seen half the time, audio echoing in parts of the episode, etc).

Even Keem couldn't hide how fucking awful this 'show' is:
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I was surprised when I heard they booted Tuba, seemed like he was doing the best job so far. They just needed to keep pointing him in the right direction.

A problem they're probably running into is that editors are seeing the turnover rate. Anyone worth the money Keems paying is going to look at them going through 6 editors in a year and decide it's not worth the headache. So their only options are weens/autists or people who suck at their job, just like whoever edited the Vito episode.

 

[Windy Moors]

A podcast about Lolcows produced by a Lolcow, what could go wrong? Boogie will panic when keem pulls the plug, then retcon the whole situation into being his idea to end the podcast.

 

[YaBoi]

The Seethin' Steven channel has been back uploading lately and dropped a really interesting one today:

I remember reading about that one but never actually heard him say it, I actually can't believe he came out and said that. I guess that he thought he'd be able to manipulate and bully Lucy Foxx into silence if things didn't work out with the two of them. You can hear him project his concerns towards the end of the clip where he mentions another Youtuber who got exposed.

It's funny looking back at this clip, because he's trying to sound like he's this big shot celebrity who lives a private life when in reality he's some sad, pathetic loser living with another sad, pathetic loser. He just doesn't want anyone telling the world about his true nature or whatever the demons Chad is hiding.

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The channel also dropped a Leo exposé recently:

A very accurate account of events. Only thing missed would've been Leo's cage and Dezi's goldfish, but everything else included makes Boogie look like a terrible pet owner anyway. It's funny watching him backpedal so much during the video. One second Leo's the worst investment of Boogie's life and he doesn't like Leo, 30 seconds later Leo's a great dog and he can't stop saying how great Leo is.

No amount of you saying that you love Leo will take back your initial disdain of him. I mean, if he's saying how much he hates the dog on a random podcast, just how much does he hate Leo off camera?

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Boogie also uploaded a new video, another walking vlog. Lol @ how worn out he looks:



I skimmed it and checked the comments, nothing too interesting. The like/dislike ratio was really bad on his previous two uploads (other walking vlog and home vlog). The home vlog's comments are absolutely brutal. The comments on hiis latest video are just boring, curated Boogie drones cheering him on.

Boogie announced during the vlog that he's currently trying to lose weight so Keemstar will give him $500. He has 2 weeks to do so, we're one week in. He claims that he's dropped 10lbs and is now 409lbs. Right, so you're telling me that there's only a 10lbs difference between these two screenshots then?



There is no way that's a 10lb difference.

As I said, I only skimmed so didn't bother with timestamps. But he makes a point to remind everyone that Leo isn't there because he doesn't walk well off a leash while Sammy does. Claims that because there are "no cars around" that Sammy isn't in any danger, plus his "dog trainer friend" says that it's okay. Fuck I just love Boogie's convenient expert friends who enable his bad habits.

Dezi is with him of course. He takes a passive-aggressive swipe at everyone who's pointed out that the fish tank is too small for the goldfish etc. There were a number of comments on his home vlog pointing this out. He says to Dezi: "Apparently you're a fish murderer." He's totally given up on ignoring the "hate"...I feel like this year will have a repeat of the "rapists and nazis" meltdown.

Speaking of Dezi, her pupils are fucking massive:



I wonder how blitzed she was during this video?

There might be something else interesting in the vlog, but meh, I can't be bothered today. This is obviously an attempt to suck fans into his "weight loss" grift for the 1,000,000th time. And of course, there's dumbasses in the comments who are still falling for it and giving him advice. Having said that, the comments are positive and his fans (at least a portion of them) are enjoying this video. It's a catch 22 situation for him. Being active = views and asspats.

EDIT: Also why do the colors in his vlogs look so bad? He looks washed out to the point that the video quality appears poor:



Embrace your Native American roots Boogie, don't deny them!