Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

it's such a staple, i'm honestly surprised that there isn't a balldo reference in the thread title too

This thread is brought to you by Balldo: spice up your love life with a twist!

 

[genericwhitemale]

Holy shit DSP cucking Rekeita was not on my bingo card for 2024

Was just about to post this. There were all sorts of predictions at the start of the year about if he would come out or get liver failure or whatever, but if you told me this image was real and not a quick photoshop edit a couple months ago I wouldn't have believed you.

 

[Strix454]

Most of this is in the new OP, but tis last point about attempted shepherding of Nick toward philanthropic interests.

What is the lore here that I have missed?

I've inferred that it was happening based on photos of Nick and his father jointly attending charitable events. It could be considered speculative.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

it's such a staple, i'm honestly surprised that there isn't a balldo reference in the thread title too

Help me come up with a pithy one, and while the OP substitution is in limbo, I will add it to the PG thread and try to get the sub-title emended to add it.

Holy shit DSP cucking Rekeita was not on my bingo card for 2024

This is an unexpected surprise, but a welcome one.

Sorry, but the quote fit. This made me smile today while I was working on some dark shite. Getting DSP to react to the Balldo would be hilarious.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Help me come up with a pithy one, and while the OP substitution is in limbo, I will add it to the PG thread and try to get the sub-title emended to add it.

"Practices Balldo Ads, But not Law"

 

[feral cat #6385]

The point of my favorite film isn't that having sex with a minor is a problem

He who once said Pedophiles belong on the wall. Now belongs on the wall himself. Ironic.

 

[Maraschino]

Andy Warski not too long ago offered to give Phil $50 to react to Dear John. Will DSP make the goal?

SUFFAH, WARSKI

 

[Muppetstudios]

I cracked up on DSP saying
"Anyone on Kiwi Farms is twisted and broken"

Theres a quote for random text

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Andy Warski not too long ago offered to give Phil $50 to react to Dear John. Will DSP make the goal?

SUFFAH, WARSKI

Yeah, I noticed that, too:

(timestamp 15:22)

My guess, even though @elb just posted the video yesterday, is that somebody took Warski up on the suggestion. This feels too "out-of-nowhere" to be a coincidence.

Edit: grammar

 

[Not Who You Think]

I remember back in 2019, Nick used to take his reputation as a lawyer really seriously. To the point where he actually demanded the late KickVic sped Andrew Stallings retract some claims he made about Nick being an unethical attorney. Even going as far as to threaten Stallings with a defamation suit (Stallings never retracted, and then he died. LOL).

Nick still claims to take his reputation seriously, and claims that is what set him off about the Eric July debacle (lol).

In the clip below from a stream in mid January 2024, Gosney is wrapping up a longer explanation that a lawyer's reputation is incredibly valuable. Nick agrees and claims that people don't understand him when he says how important personal integrity and commitment to ethics are. Nick then claims that is what upset him in his infamous stream with Eric July and that anyone who watched it would agree with Nick that he had integrity in that situation.

Of course Nick is a disingenuous liar who has thrown away his integrity (and so much more) in lieu of hedonistic desires. If Nick understood social cues, and if those people Nick talks to about the value of "integrity" actually exist, he would understand that the confusion comes from being lectured by the likes of him about integrity and ethics.

 

[DumbDude43]

Nick still claims to take his reputation seriously

that's probably the most shameless lie he ever told

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

I rly havent watched this guy to much since he went to rumble and rumbles app is crap so holy shit his money tanked that hard?

 

[Neetorino]

I rly havent watched this guy to much since he went to rumble and rumbles app is crap so holy shit his money tanked that hard?

The extremely short answer is he told all his old fans (see: paypigs) to fuck off and stop watching him. The old fans took his advice and never came back.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick still claims to take his reputation seriously, and claims that is what set him off about the Eric July debacle (lol).

Of course Nick is a disingenuous liar who has thrown away his integrity (and so much more) in lieu of hedonistic desires. If Nick understood social cues, and if those people Nick talks to about the value of "integrity" actually exist, he would understand that the confusion comes from being lectured by the likes of him about integrity and ethics.

Yet another thing Nick has in common with Ron Toye - if you look back to those old chats (referenced in the supplementary new OP if you want to read the whole thing), he tells Ron that he cannot decide what his legacy will be. Ron can wish for people to remember him for being this great male feminist all he wants, but no matter how hard he tries, he cannot stop people from instantly connecting him to that guy that can even come to the conclusion that beating a woman with a remote is an acceptable reaction to a situation.

Now look at our boy Nicky. He wants people to believe him when he says he takes his reputation as a lawyer seriously, even though there's mountains of evidence that speaks to the contrary. Regardless of this all existing for people to see, he says he takes his lawyer-dom seriously, and that's that.

Reason #749 how everything he said in his past about the character of others was projection.

rumbles app is crap

It is absolute shit. I just replaced NewPipe (open source YT app) with BraveNewPipe, which is the same thing (fork of NewPipe), but one of the additional features is Rumble support. So you can have YouTube and Rumble in this one app, and even though it too has bugs, it is way better to use than the stock Rumble app. Now I can have YT people and our soft-eyed boi with his MATI streams in one thing.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Phil's choice of alcohol is great. Chad mojito/mai tai enjoyer vs virgin whiskey drunk.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I rly havent watched this guy to much since he went to rumble and rumbles app is crap so holy shit his money tanked that hard?

The extremely short answer is he told all his old fans (see: paypigs) to fuck off and stop watching him. The old fans took his advice and never came back.

He literally (I’m paraphrasing but there’s video evidence of him saying this) told his subscribers: “this is not and was never a law channel, if you want to see me cover legal cases and law topics then don’t watch! Unsubscribe! Go watch someone else! I just wanna have fun and have a good time!”

Balldoese-to-English translation: “nyeeh fuck you I wanna do what I want, I don’t care what anyone who pays me money or subscribes to me wants to see! I wanna get drunk and talk about the merits of vibrating balldos, ballgasms, and talk about how I love going to Asian massage parlors that participate in human trafficking!*”

* = that’s also a paraphrase but he basically said he “wishes he knew” the local Asian massage parlor was human trafficking women so he could go in “not accidentally, I mean, I’ve never gone in there” so he could relish in the suffering of the trafficked women. I’m sure he’s gonna handwave and brush it off as “look. Incel. Virgin. Prude…it’s…comedy. I’m sorry… if you’re so…uptight… and autistic thatyoucantreadSOCIALCUES…but maybe if you…left your KARENFARMS hugbox once in a…while…you’d…GET. IT.”

 

[AltisticRight]

Damn, crossover with major lolcow (Ethan Ralph doesn't count) wasn't on any of the bingo cards.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

that's probably the most shameless lie he ever told

To be fair, he probably tells his kids he loves them.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Rekieta's alcoholism projected him into the future. He wasn't looking at Ceiling Cat, he was looking at DSP looking down on him.

Very brave of Nick to pour his heart out to Phil like that:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I rly havent watched this guy to much since he went to rumble and rumbles app is crap so holy shit his money tanked that hard?

The extremely short answer is he told all his old fans (see: paypigs) to fuck off and stop watching him. The old fans took his advice and never came back.

He literally (I’m paraphrasing but there’s video evidence of him saying this) told his subscribers: “this is not and was never a law channel, if you want to see me cover legal cases and law topics then don’t watch! Unsubscribe! Go watch someone else! I just wanna have fun and have a good time!”

Balldoese-to-English translation: “nyeeh fuck you I wanna do what I want, I don’t care what anyone who pays me money or subscribes to me wants to see! I wanna get drunk and talk about the merits of vibrating balldos, ballgasms, and talk about how I love going to Asian massage parlors that participate in human trafficking!*”

* = that’s also a paraphrase but he basically said he “wishes he knew” the local Asian massage parlor was human trafficking women so he could go in “not accidentally, I mean, I’ve never gone in there” so he could relish in the suffering of the trafficked women. I’m sure he’s gonna handwave and brush it off as “look. Incel. Virgin. Prude…it’s…comedy. I’m sorry… if you’re so…uptight… and autistic thatyoucantreadSOCIALCUES…but maybe if you…left your KARENFARMS hugbox once in a…while…you’d…GET. IT.”

Do not forget his TOTALLY NOT LAPSED Rumble contract...

Check the new OP in Prospering Grounds for a mostly comprehensive timeline. I will be adding supplemental posts with more detail on the arcs only briefly reference in the OP at a later date.