Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Pitckus]

I doubt he has anything left by Tuesday.

It’s currently 1:27 AM in his timezone at the moment. He barely made it to Monday before losing most of it.



Update: 7 minutes later and he lost another 8k It’s gone.

 

[Eyesore City]

Two more withdrawals. Down to $5k.

I bet none you help him out either. He's going to fuck a dude.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

$5,400 left..
(This will be outdated by the time I post it)

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

2 days, 100k+ lost in multiple 50k+ runups, civicbros this was our chance to shine and we let boss down.

 

[reap]

Not to fear Austin. You got some free schmoney coming in if you can just hold your 9th position. $69 dollar holler, good down payment on a nice new pair of Yeezys perhaps?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Currently down to $3.9k. He's losing it all tonight.
Down to $2.7k now. $1.9k and falling.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

the sun rises, the bossman gambas, the sun sets, the bossman fucks a dude, this is the one universal truth.

 

[Drama Fan]

the sun rises, the bossman gambas, the sun sets, the bossman fucks a dude,

This could be one of the loading screen quotes in Shogun 2.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

HE OFFICIALLY LOST IT ALL. $78K DOWN THE DRAIN.

 

[dumbledore]

ITS GONE.

 

[Pitckus]

HE OFFICIALLY LOST IT ALL. $78K DOWN THE DRAIN.

ITS GONE.
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THAT’S WHY HE’S THE GOAT

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

My father is officially a ratdad. We were having our weekly family dinner yesterday and we somehow got onto the topic of gambling, so I showed him the featured 30k clip. He wanted to see more, so we watched a bunch of the highlights and the previous 60k runs for about an hour. My father's input; "This is really funny, except the nigger music is unbearable. Why do his parents let him stay there? ... Is he simple or just stupid?". He also likes trapper because he looks like his dead dog.

I would have never imagined talking lolcows with my family.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

I can't believe we got content cucked like this, terrible.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

Motherfucker I have never been more angry with twitch than I am right now.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I keep expecting him to do something even halfway intelligent like cashing out a small amount while continuing to play with the majority

He does that. But then he deposits more back in. Until eventually it's all gone.

 

[Burl McMillan]

I hate Twitch and Kick so fucking much right now

 

[Klaptrap]

Over under on when his heart gives out? Winning and then losing tens of thousands of dollars constantly while knocking back crispy crack rocks + no physical activity seems like a good way to have a heart attack by 38.

 

[East_Clintwood]

People blaming Kick/Twitch while ignoring the fact he regularly gambled it all away off stream even when he wasn't banned.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

People blaming Kick/Twitch while ignoring the fact he regularly gambled it all away off stream even when he wasn't banned.

I was literally about to say this, he really never streams after a big run up anymore, he is too ashamed to lose it all in front of the rats.

 

[evilsponge]

People blaming Kick/Twitch while ignoring the fact he regularly gambled it all away off stream even when he wasn't banned.

People don’t understand that the gamba sesh never truly stops