Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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So is this guy a good gambler? How is he winning $70k every other day
There's no way to gamble well. Get it twisted.

He almost always loses all his money instantly. He gets $1000 cash injections from sponsors and he loses it so fast that his sponsors have to straight up tell him they want him to make it last an hour on stream. He can barely manage it, ever.

What he does is basically double-or-nothing it over and over again. He gets $1000 and then starts betting like a retard. He'll bet $200 and then double-or-nothing it like 4 times in a row. Most of the time he felts himself and cries, but a 1/4/4/4/4 chance is still non-zero and sometimes he goes on crazy streaks and breaks five digits.

However, the house has more money than the player, and eventually they win.

If any other pro gamblers watch him play they are usually gobsmacked by how reckless he is. They understand their gambling is a way to make money by STREAMING. It is sharing the gambling high with the audience, who subscribe and tip. So the goal is to make money last as long as possible. BMJ doesn't do that. He sees the audience as a way to continue gambling by siphoning them for as much cash as humanly fucking possible. That's why casinos love to partner him despite him being a low IQ crack fiend. Because they know he's a whale and will give them thousands of dollars a month, regardless of how much they give him first.


What's fascinating about Austin is that he seems to have no goal. He'll say he wants a car, but he routinely gets enough money for a car with cash upfront now. He just doesn't ever stop gambling to buy it. He can't. He knows he doesn't have a use for a car and that he'd rather be gambling.
 
So is this guy a good gambler? How is he winning $70k every other day
Given that he takes out loans that he pays interest on, even with the money he saves for drugs, I imagine he's actually lost money which is insanely impressive given he gets $4000 a day and pays 0 bills

As others have said he goes on these win streaks because he continuously and exponentially increases his betting, so the rare time he gets a big win, he's going to coin flip most of it and there's a 50% chance it gets almost doubled. Unfortunately, he keeps doing this non-stop until the balance is zeros
 
The gamba site algorithms have noticed that he tends to reinvest all his winnings, so they let him taste short-lived victory by paying out frequently, knowing it'll all come back.

That, and his wagers are large, so any win is large to match.
I know mine isn't a very popular take as there are a lot of people who are extremely superstitious and paranoid about gambling. On stake and bc.game there are no 'algorithms', especially not ones that are able to literally psychologically torture you like some sadistic AI from I have no mouth and I must scream or something.

There might be some small, extremely shady casinos that rig their games, but even then an exit scam is a lot easier and more effective. All the licensed ones that are approved in the EU or whatever never will, without any exaggeration. They'd be retarded to, it's unfathomably profitable to operate a casino, why would the casinos risk something that will either get them into prison or net them astronomically large fines alongside them literally making sure the golden egg laying goose dies as noone wants to play in a demonstrably rigged casino. You really, genuinely have no idea how much money these casinos rake in while they play 100% by the rules, it's insane. It's like as if they played russian roulette for an extra 500 bucks, the risk far outweighs the benefits.

Are casinos extremely unethical and do they prey on people with addictive personalities? Sure, but they do that in a 'fair' way.
 
Let’s be generous and assume he ever did buy a Civic; how much time would pass before he threw it in to a pawn shop for a loan so he could gamble?
I don't think he would pawn the car, if it ever happens we might get streams with "bros I am in the middle of nowhere and I have no gas, fuck my life bro, can someone juice me for gas", him gambling the 10 bucks on Stake or BC.Game on his phone, and begging for juice again. Or the car would just break down after a couple of months because he didn't maintain the car properly.
 
I don't think he would pawn the car, if it ever happens we might get streams with "bros I am in the middle of nowhere and I have no gas, fuck my life bro, can someone juice me for gas", him gambling the 10 bucks on Stake or BC.Game on his phone, and begging for juice again. Or the car would just break down after a couple of months because he didn't maintain the car properly.

thats what happened to his last car no? just ran it into the ground until it was beyond repair
 
I know mine isn't a very popular take as there are a lot of people who are extremely superstitious and paranoid about gambling. On stake and bc.game there are no 'algorithms', especially not ones that are able to literally psychologically torture you like some sadistic AI from I have no mouth and I must scream or something.
He's referencing what Bossman says, where he literally believes that Eddie will sit there and turn his RNG from good to bad while watching him stream, I guess so he can touch himself while Bossman agonizes on live.

This isn't hyperbole. He literally believes that Stake's CEO would watch him play, and that he had some sort of knob to turn his luck on and off. He believed the same thing about Jagex and Runescape staking.
 
What's fascinating about Austin is that he seems to have no goal. He'll say he wants a car, but he routinely gets enough money for a car with cash upfront now. He just doesn't ever stop gambling to buy it. He can't. He knows he doesn't have a use for a car and that he'd rather be gambling.
Of course he has a goal. His goal is more gamba, which he fucking does. And if you aren't juicing him to help him achieve his goal, IN THE BIN RAT!
 
He's referencing what Bossman says, where he literally believes that Eddie will sit there and turn his RNG from good to bad while watching him stream, I guess so he can touch himself while Bossman agonizes on live.

This isn't hyperbole. He literally believes that Stake's CEO would watch him play, and that he had some sort of knob to turn his luck on and off. He believed the same thing about Jagex and Runescape staking.
Fair, I have seen people unironically believe this though, that's why I assumed he was serious.

Gamblers don't really like taking accountability, it feels a lot better to delude themselves into thinking the reason they are losing all of their money is because of factors that are completely out of control as opposed to because they are fucking retarded, it just soothes them- which they need in order not to fucking kill themselves, they are a depressed bunch.
 
He's referencing what Bossman says, where he literally believes that Eddie will sit there and turn his RNG from good to bad while watching him stream, I guess so he can touch himself while Bossman agonizes on live.

This isn't hyperbole. He literally believes that Stake's CEO would watch him play, and that he had some sort of knob to turn his luck on and off. He believed the same thing about Jagex and Runescape staking.
He also says that they hate him. These massive online casinos personally hate him, he's top on their list of people they hate.
 
He's referencing what Bossman says, where he literally believes that Eddie will sit there and turn his RNG from good to bad while watching him stream, I guess so he can touch himself while Bossman agonizes on live.

This isn't hyperbole. He literally believes that Stake's CEO would watch him play, and that he had some sort of knob to turn his luck on and off. He believed the same thing about Jagex and Runescape staking.

This is a known fact! Eddie will sit there and pull the levers to counter Bossmans bets. How else would he lose this much money.
Eddie and pajeet Eddie are riggers having to intervene because Austin is such a skilled gambler that would take down their empire.
 
So is this guy a good gambler? How is he winning $70k every other day
Bossman is what happens when you give someone effectively infinite money. He has no bills, he doesn't buy any food, he doesn't pay rent, he just leeches off his parents while flipping virtual coins on the Internet. Everything he gambles is given to him by other people(or is a loan), and these big run-ups come after weeks and months of losing all his money. He's never had this many big wins in a row, but anything is possible when you spend 18 hours a day and every cent you have at a casino.
 
Fair, I have seen people unironically believe this though, that's why I assumed he was serious.
Well tbh I did unironically believe it. I just can't for the life of me trust some shady gamba site to play fair, and I've seen far too many videos on IRL casino slot machines and their payout tunings not to suspect foul play.
 
Well tbh I did unironically believe it. I just can't for the life of me trust some shady gamba site to play fair, and I've seen far too many videos on IRL casino slot machines and their payout tunings not to suspect foul play.
I agree on the point, but i don't think big sites such as stake and bc.game would risk their business when they already earn bank.

In the early days of crypto casinos/csgo gamba and other smaller sites however....
 
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Well tbh I did unironically believe it. I just can't for the life of me trust some shady gamba site to play fair, and I've seen far too many videos on IRL casino slot machines and their payout tunings not to suspect foul play.
I can absolutely understand why you might think they are shady, and they are in their own right. Try to look up casino whistleblowers- you will find 0 that came forward in relation to the games' integrity, all of them did because casinos didn't comply with anti money-laundering laws.

There are so many cogs in this extremely massive industry, if they were rigged there'd be concrete evidence. There were a couple scandals in relation to poker rooms, but none of these were orchestrated by the game's organizers- it was either vulnerabilities in security, so they got hacked, or an employee going rogue as a superuser. These get found out extremely quick and irredeemably tarnish the site's reputation eg.: the somewhat recent GGpoker fiasco.

A good way to think about it I think is like this: Do you think none of the dealers working for 5 usd an hour in these online offshore casinos would ever come forward with video evidence of magnets under the roulette wheel if their manager was a cunt that day?
 
So is this guy a good gambler? How is he winning $70k every other day
Not really, the thing is that it doesn't really matter if his chances of winning $100k are 1 in 10000, all he does is gamba, all day, everyday, he'll eventually hit big by virtue of being persistent.

He is also in a really blessed spot, no bills to pay, no rent, basically a paid NEET. He can try over and over and he'll eventually hit but since he is so comfortable that he never needs anything he doesn't have an idea of what to spend the money on other than the vague idea of buying luxurious things for the sake of having them, like a melanated man.
 
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Casinos/Betting sites are already legal money printers, there is no need for rigging games.

There is however lots of shady practices used such as:
- Unfair bonus terms
- Abusing their terms and conditions to keep money in gamblers accounts or just delaying payouts (problem gamblers will lose their winnings if left there for long enough)
- Targeting problematic gamblers to lure them back if they have been absent for a while
- Some Ban or limit sports betters because they "win to much" (They don't like winners)
 
He's referencing what Bossman says, where he literally believes that Eddie will sit there and turn his RNG from good to bad while watching him stream, I guess so he can touch himself while Bossman agonizes on live.

This isn't hyperbole. He literally believes that Stake's CEO would watch him play, and that he had some sort of knob to turn his luck on and off. He believed the same thing about Jagex and Runescape staking.
Honestly, why couldn't he do it? Lmao.
Come-on Null, youd resist the temptation if you ran stake? Fuck with some crack head addict like a kid with a ant and a magnifying glass? Feel like you control the fate of that poor fuck?

The prison experiment showed us that even normies with some authority over others can be horrible beings.

I'll be fucking honest, I wouldn't be able to at least fuck up his winning streak at least once with a single push of a button.

That's why I think all electronic forms of gambling are fucking retarded, you can't feel the dice to see if it's tampered with if it's lines of code you will never be able to see and check if it's running in real time.
 
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Casinos/Betting sites are already legal money printers, there is no need for rigging games.

There is however lots of shady practices used such as:
- Unfair bonus terms
- Abusing their terms and conditions to keep money in gamblers accounts or just delaying payouts (problem gamblers will lose their winnings if left there for long enough)
- Targeting problematic gamblers to lure them back if they have been absent for a while
- Some Ban or limit sports betters because they "win to much" (They don't like winners)
Agree, casinos/sports betting sites WILL ban you if you're an advantage player. They will. It's easy to tell if you're counting cards in blackjack and it's easy to tell if you're arbitrage betting on sports. They find out quick, and they fuck you hard afterwards, there's all kinds of small text in these terms and conditions that allow them unparallelled freedom in regards to deciding what to do with your money.
 
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