Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

That boy needs therapy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv8J_mpHTDo

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

The Balldo-more County School Board has recommended explusion......It is the opinion of the entire staff that Nicholas is coomerly insane"

 

[Foltest]

Well, I got to learn what balldo was.
That is just….. eeewww.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

It could be meth. The other possibility discussed is that he is grinding up and snorting pills of some sort.

Or taking coke. The funniest option is he is such a dysmorphic retard he has taken Ozempic to lose weight like all the fatties.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience? Perhaps even return to being somewhat entertaining?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

All he had to do was take advice. Look what he chose to do instead. Look how it worked out for this stupid spastic faggot.

It's all Null and Kiwifarms's fault. All this thread had to do was give Nick advice in a not faggy way. But this thread didn't, so now Nick is dying of alcholism and AIDS. When Nick finally dies, that Kiwifarms death count is going up another body! Matthew Prince won't like that!

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience? Perhaps even return to being somewhat entertaining?

He'd recover his wine mom audience and be able to grift off the "recovering alcoholic" thing but most of his audience isn't coming back because it's blatantly clear he's a fake lawyer, a fake conservative, a fake Christian, a fake father, a fake man, etc.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

blatantly clear he's a fake lawyer, a fake conservative, a fake Christian, a fake father, a fake man, etc.

Yeah, that's sadly become evident.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience? Perhaps even return to being somewhat entertaining?

That ship has long sailed. Even if we got back the old Nick, the game has changed. Nick's growth and popularity was because he found a blue ocean market on YouTube for long form legal coverage and lolsuit coverage. Today, that ocean is now red with a ton of YouTube lawyers who are more informed, specialized, and entertaining than Nick (Ironically, most of them got their start because of collabing with Nick). So his former audience have moved on to better content creators and are never coming back.

He'd recover his wine mom audience and be able to grift off the "recovering alcoholic" thing but most of his audience isn't coming back because it's blatantly clear he's a fake lawyer, a fake conservative, a fake Christian, a fake father, a fake man, etc.

You're being too negative, he is a:
Genuine Alcoholic
Genuine Cuck
Genuine Degenerate
Genuine LOLcow

 

[Strix454]

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience? Perhaps even return to being somewhat entertaining?

No. The old audience is gone and its not coming back. What he would have to do is start over and build a new audience. That is going to be difficult because of all the lawtalk competition today and because he has alienated most of his potential guests or collaborators. If, for example, he goes back to covering trials, he would be covering them alone.

There is also a question of how much, even after rehab, he can get of his mind & body back. I'm not sure that there a road back to being an articulate and well-spoken Nick.

I think after rehab he could get back to being somewhat entertaining. If he discovers a work ethic in rehab. But the best he can hope for is the level of redemption that Warski has accomplished.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience? Perhaps even return to being somewhat entertaining?

Never say never, but I ain't watching him. I genuinely dropped all the lawtube stuff after Herd anyway because it's all the same shit and everyone has about as much personality depth as a Bethesda NPC. If he did dropped the booze he should switch his content to how he beat addiction it might actually be interesting.

 

[DumbDude43]

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience? Perhaps even return to being somewhat entertaining?

it would certainly improve his content quality and viewer numbers, yes
but to really redeem himself in the eyes of his former audience he would have to go further
>stop and denounce the degeneracy, the swinging, the cuckoldry
>stop associating with the steel toe swinger couple
>cut ties with dick and his crew of degens
>remove drexel from his life
>throw the balldo in the trash
and i don't think he has it in him to do all that

 

[Botchy Galoop]

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience?

Most everyone likes a good redemption arc, and I do think that Nick could still pull up and recover an audience, but he will never get back his old audience.
He can never be trusted by those who used to hold him in esteem. Or at least, for myself, he would have to be very transparent about his addiction and recovery.
Ya know, work the program.

Then maybe.

edited because repetition is repetitive

 

[FILTH Tourist]

it would certainly improve his content quality and viewer numbers, yes
but to really redeem himself in the eyes of his former audience he would have to go further
>stop and denounce the degeneracy, the swinging, the cuckoldry
>stop associating with the steel toe swinger couple
>cut ties with dick and his crew of degens
>remove drexel from his life
>throw the balldo in the trash
and i don't think he has it in him to do all that

Even if he did do all that, would they even notice? The only updates I get on Nick anymore is pretty much just MatI and occasionally peeking in on this thread. How would a non-farmer know he improved? They are not following him anymore and he is radioactive to law tube so collabing with big names is out of the question.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

How many viewers and what was his total from his last few streams?

He gets 1,000 YouTube viewers and around $100-200 in super chats (before platform fees) each night, around $2000 per month. The thing is that large fractions of his super chats these days are negative.

A sub board all for Rackets would be so empty

It made a lot more sense 6 months ago. He's had almost no guests throughout 2024.

 

[DumbDude43]

he is radioactive to law tube so collabing with big names is out of the question

well if he did get his act together then i imagine a lot of those people will be more than willing to welcome him back into the fold
a lot of them got their start because of him, and his name still carries some weight because of that

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

It made a lot more sense 6 months ago. He's had almost no guests throughout 2024.

That’s basically the problem with ever single one-person board, there’s a flurry of activity when something big happens, a bunch of orbiters and trolls and mini-story arcs, so everyone clamors for a board, and then eventually it’s dead except for maybe 3-5 threads that could and should be merged. Even the Chris board is mostly coasting off inertia, there’s nothing happening in most of it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Its reached a level where trolls are heavy in his chats/superchats and the tail is now wagging the dog. In one of his recent streams it had reached a point where the trolls were in control of what he talked about.

Yeah, one of his streams last week had that Nicklovesfreespeech guy accounting for like 40% of his superchats. He kept feeding him superchats at $5 a pop to keep Nick sperging over Montagraph.

Nick seems to think that IS Montagraph. I dunno if that's true, but it would be kinda funny if it were. Doubly funny if the things Nick said in response to those superchats were used against him in Monty's case.

 

[There She Glows]

well if he did get his act together then i imagine a lot of those people will be more than willing to welcome him back into the fold
a lot of them got their start because of him, and his name still carries some weight because of that

If the only issue was poor quality content due to alcohol abuse, sure. Or the swinger shit, most of them probably don't care about that. But he's shown a side of himself that a lot of people will never want to associate with now that it's out there. Like that dear John video was genuinely psychotic and creepy to any normal person and it can't be blamed on the booze, most people don't act like that when they drink. The alcohol just happened to bring out thoughts and beliefs that were always there underneath. Lawtube isn't the sektur, I don't think a lot of people will ever want to associate with that on a professional or personal level.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Testicular torsion torture device that he shills. I believe there’s a Metokur video where Jim laughs hard enough his oxygen tube comes out.

Do you have a link to this? I need a good Metokur clip.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Do you have a link to this? I need a good Metokur clip.

It’s mostly Metokur reacting to how stupid it is. I believe Metokur saying Balldo and Pippa saying Balldo got included in an ad which Pippa’s company threatened legal action over.

 

[Captain Manning]

well if he did get his act together then i imagine a lot of those people will be more than willing to welcome him back into the fold
a lot of them got their start because of him, and his name still carries some weight because of that

Nah, I'm sorry, but that's bullshit. No offense, but that sounds too much like Ethan Ralph ("he made youuuuuu").

A lot of people probably got their start in Hollywood because of Harvey Weinstein (in more ways than one). Today his name is shit. Nobody speaks of him with reverence anymore.

This isn't gonna be a Roger Corman type situation. It's not about a decent likeable weirdo who gave a leg up to a lot of people who would go on to be far more successful than him (see "The Roger Corman Film School").