Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Look, I think that leslie constantly owning Fatrick is funny as hell, but the over the top famning shes getting both here and on owens forrems is a bit much. She is, without a doubt, an average leftist, urban white woman. She's pro fag, pro trans, pro bipoc, pro antifa, etc etc.
Thats what makes her roasting of our favorite pig so funny, because she IS on the same side as he is, and normally leftists will overlook any deviancy, any character flaw, any crime, if someone is an ally. Yet Piggertits is so completly unlikeable even his own "allies" hate him.

That doesnt change the fact that if any of us were locked in a room with leslie anf forced to talk about anything but the Miluakee Sausage Maker 75% of us would strangle her with her own intestines and the other 25% would just snap her neck.

Enjoy the multiverse, child. Many of your hypothetical lives are already over.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Enjoy the multiverse, child. Many of your hypothetical lives are already over.

In some potential universe, it was actually Robert Porngay who cucked Patrick and stole his first, more attractive wife.
In another universe, it might have been (You) or even me.
In infinite universes, infinite men have cucked Patrick.


Tomlinson Isekai NTR anime when?

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

It’s so beautiful. Biggest laugh I’ve had from Pat in a while. It sounds like a marketing slogan.

“For 150 years the Tomlinson family has been farming the rich soil of America’s heartland. Milwaukee residents have always known there’s only one name for the finest Wisconsin cheddar and savory, slow-smoked cured meats. Now you can bring the pure taste of Wisconsin home, wherever you live. Log off. Take a break. Enjoy prison with Tomlinson Charcuterie Boards, available in your grocer’s deli aisle.” We can workshop it but there’s gold in there.

edit: Idk why there's ~12 seconds of dead air. Sorry.

 

[Sneak Deadly Gangster]

Tomlinson Charcuterie Boards

I ordered one of these piles of shit for a consultation with a VERY important client and not one cracker, spoonful of dip or single piece of pepperoni was seasoned. At all. I called this fat tumor and demanded my money back, but he just told me to fuck off and kill myself.

0/10

 

[An automatic clown]

Rare Fatrick W ?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Rare Fatrick W ?
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Fats was Quasi all long. We got long conned.

 

[Kirtto]

Rare Fatrick W ?
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Still can access it fine

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Fact is shes a "literary agent" who works for some tiny agency, that doesn't represent a single author I've ever heard of, and has almost as much time to waste on twitter as The FFWBT. The way she gets under Mr Half Marathons skin is funny AF, but shes at least half a cow herself.

Do you seriously believe that she deserves (or she that is on the path to) getting her own thread? I genuinely cannot comprehend the logic in Patposters enjoying the content she creates and then fucking with her which would possibly deter her from making more content.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Probably the most obnoxious thing about the Farms itself is the purity testing of anyone who isn't an unequivocal lolcow by some folks. Crops up in plenty of threads and it's dumb as hell.

Who gives a shit if Leslie licks troon ladycock. Her relevance begins and ends with her interactions with Patty, which have been pure dimes so far.

Take that away and she's a run of the mill Twitterite. Enjoy the slapfights for what they are.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

The one win that Patrick has for years and that make the Pests look like a load of sex pests and Patrick doesn't even mention it. Has he somehow failed to notice that it even happened?

Hours and hours of arguments with Leslie, he looks to have spent the best part of the day arguing with her. This is the funniest I think. It is hilarious that this triggers him so much. Patrick paid thousands of dollars for a checkmark that he doesn't even have any more.

 

[AnOminous]

Their name was probably on the donator list.

Almost certainly. One wonders why a so-called writer's guild would so openly and aggressively take an anti-First Amendment stance. Why? What is with these child molesters? What do they have against public criticism?

There's something seriously wrong with this organization.

It appears to value pedophilia above freedom of speech. Why?

Why did this organization fund a deranged lawsuit from a mentally ill pig?

 

[Well Intentioned]

Why did this organization fund a deranged lawsuit from a mentally ill pig?

Ignoring the myriad of problems with the people who populate that organization, I'm curious if there are tax-related (or other legally obligated reasons) that they have to do shit for their 'members' to enjoy their status as a non-profit.

I imagine if Patty is/was a member in good standing and if he came to them requesting help, they'd be obligated to help his fat ass out. They are a 501(c) 3 public charity, but I don't know enough about that shit to know if that matters at all.

They do say that they "assist members in various legal disputes" and also offer "grants" for medical or legal expenses.

If what I'm theorizing is tracking, I would venture to guess Patty probably misrepresented the full details of his lolsuit to SFWA and once they got a clearer picture, is why they dropped him like a hot potato.

Which means Patrick Tomlinson is such an abhorrent, repugnant fat fuck with bitch tits that not even a cabal of geriatric pedophiles want anything to do with him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Patrick announces what we all already knew. He would have turned Tuvix into next week's Wednesday night galley special if he had been captain of Voyager.
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I haven't seen that episode in probably over a decade but wasn't Tuvix super competent and not at all annoying? It wouldn't have been a dilemma if Tuvix sucked.

What's the point in killing Tuvix if you don't get Tuvok back?

 

[bile demon]

The only real bomb threats this fat faggot faces are his stand-up comedy stints and Sgt Evans coming over to blow Nikki's cuntflaps off the hinges.

 

[Bloitzhole]

This organizer, whose name is withheld out of respect for their privacy, heard all about my tale of woe and invited me to participate on the spot out of solidarity and as a big “Fuck you” to the cult harassing our community for their own twisted amusements.

A couple of months later, PenguiCon 2022 came around and I was only too glad to participate.

I like how he flat out admits that he was essentially able to leverage his professional victimhood into a panel appearance, which he gladly accepted - not because his work merited it, but just to show those dang dirty trolls.

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick paid thousands of dollars for a checkmark that he doesn't even have any more.
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lmao, still pining after that REAL check mark (not the FAUX one!) that let him pretend he's important. Deeply pathetic. And Rick thinks everyone is like him and gives a shit about "validation" from Twitter, rather than the actual features you get, like longer posts and the ability to edit them.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I read through Pat's blogpost and noticed this.

https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2024/05/02/penguicon-2024-postmortem/

Pat was scheduled to give a presentation with an almost identical title at ConFusion in January of this year. Indeed it is still listed at their website.

https://2024.confusionsf.org/schedule/

Is Patrick getting confused at the different conferences, simply lying here, or did ConFusion schedule him merely after contact with one of the stalkers and without contacting him at all?

 

[An automatic clown]

I read through Pat's blogpost and noticed this.

https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2024/05/02/penguicon-2024-postmortem/

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Pat was scheduled to give a presentation with an almost identical title at ConFusion in January of this year. Indeed it is still listed at their website.

https://2024.confusionsf.org/schedule/

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Is Patrick getting confused at the different conferences, simply lying here, or did ConFusion schedule him merely after contact with one of the stalkers and without contacting him at all?

In his defense, he was probably wasted sitting on the fart couch shoving his hooves into his Surface laptop typing.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I thought the working title at penguincon was something like “If Venus had a Penis: Transforming the pooner planet”

 

[AltisticRight]

https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2024/05/02/penguicon-2024-postmortem/

This paragraph gave me draconic AIDS.