Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Alleged Sex Position]

Is there like a secret gambler code that I don't know of that says gamblers/streamers they have to loan eachother money? I know that actual loaners are a thing but I see it a lot with gamblers where they'll loan eachother absurd amounts of cash and constantly screw eachother, even with sizeable audiences.

As far as I know these fucks don't know eachother IRL.

Lending another gambler money and seeing how much you get back is another form of gambling.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Violencebros, we are SO FUCKING BACK.

(The music is from @Kees H's @Juhlonduss's restream, not Austin.)

He's crying about self-inflicted booboos in his Discord right now, flabbergasted at how he can lose so much.

It's because he doesn't stop at 1 coin flip, he goes for 3-5 before cashing out now. Which gives him odds of around 3.125-12.5%, assuming no paytable fuckery.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Violencebros, we are SO FUCKING BACK.

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"Im sorry guys, im sorry"
Immediately resumes smashing shit

 

[Alerion]

Degen gamblers have a sort of camaraderie it seems like. They all end up in the dumps of a $0 balance so they all know how it feels when a fellow coin flipper is there. My best guess as to why they sympathize so much lend eachother non stop.

 

[HackerX]

You just know I am a sucker for BBV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaCD5BLwlLA

ETA this one is even funnier since it's literally a read out of a thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPgvgWekV4w

"If you're not careful, you're whole fucking life can become a flip"

BMJ is a victim of the doom switch and he deserves our sympathy.

Talk about a nostalgia rush, the forum board is still up and has posts from the mid-late 2000s. I think I still have my (((Barry Greenstein))) "lol donkaments" shirt somewhere.

 

[latinlover]

You just know I am a sucker for BBV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaCD5BLwlLA

ETA this one is even funnier since it's literally a read out of a thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPgvgWekV4w

I really wish we'd get a contemporary pokercow one day that's sufficiently entertaining to normies, people like Phil Hellmuth are inaccessible and fucking boring.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Violencebros, we are SO FUCKING BACK.

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"Every fucking combo" like there actually exists a strategy to flipping a coin, god damn that boy stupid.

 

[False and Misleading]

Violencebros, we are SO FUCKING BACK.

Can anyone tell what that was? A really bright keyboard or was that his monitor?

 

[rel=alternate]

I really wish we'd get a contemporary pokercow one day that's sufficiently entertaining to normies, people like Phil Hellmuth are inaccessible and fucking boring.

Phil is not a cow, he a business machine. I don't understand why he get invited anywhere. And it's my understanding he is pretty much an add on more than anything since Hustler. His tantrums are just boring, and he is way too stingy for anyone to care.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Can anyone tell what that was? A really bright keyboard or was that his monitor?

It looks like a combination keyboard steel chair slam with a tower kick.


EDIT: KEYBOARD CONFIRMED BORKED

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Can anyone tell what that was? A really bright keyboard or was that his monitor?

That was his keyboard. Keno Kasino experts also believe he kicked his actual computer under the desk but this is as of yet unverified.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Violencebros, we are SO FUCKING BACK.
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(The music is from @Kees H's restream, not Austin.)

"Every different combo, every different method"
What fucking method is there for virtual coinflips? Retard. You have a coin, you choose heads or tails, you flip it, and you win or lose.

Spoiler: Live Keno Kasino reaction to violence

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Moment of clarity from Austin, will this be his wake up call?

Naaaaaaaaaah.


The Gambler's Creed:

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Moment of clarity from Austin, will this be his wake up call?
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Naaaaaaaaaah.
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[John R. Brown M.D.]

Violencebros, we are SO FUCKING BACK.
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(The music is from @Kees H's restream, not Austin.)

He's crying about self-inflicted booboos in his Discord right now, flabbergasted at how he can lose so much.
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It's because he doesn't stop at 1 coin flip, he goes for 3-5 before cashing out now. Which gives him odds of around 3.125-12.5%, assuming no paytable fuckery.

*debates Street Fighter technique*
*violence*
*apologises for violence*
*more violence*

I love you bossman

He isn't what? After witnessing what you have witnessed so far, your takeaway is that he isn't retarded???? Man do I have news for you.

He has literally withdrawn over $150,000 in the past week and there has been ZERO issues with KYC. BC.Game does not give a FUCK.

Man I don't understand why people latch onto the most boring, insipid, dry subjects when discussing BMJ: taxes, KYC, Twitch TOS, and the finer intricacies of a literal 50/50 game. Especially since these are otherwise extremely fascinating times for BMJ, he's had a taste of the high roller lifestyle JUST as his main source of income gets cut off, he's shown levels of compulsion that were previously unheard of before, he has demonstrated now that his drug addiction is bad enough he WILL indeed sell his few possessions to feed it.
People who were hopeful for BMJ (idiots) at least had the metals to point to: "Well he still has about $10,000 worth of metals", nope, he does not, he is back at a big FAT zero, his BC.Game deal might be gone soon, he's banned from Twitch, Kick will probably perma ban him soon... we are about to witness desperation like we've never seen before.

I do happen to find @rel=alternate 's post both insightful and constructive for the thread, if you have nothing to say then stfu, the ignore botton is right there. Or you can just take your gambler brain ass to the Keno Casino chat for that fast Tiktok dopamine surge. Idc.

I think it's more the latter. Even though I struggle to understand why anyone would loan this guy money.

It's part of the system. Bums will help each others out or hang out and be nice and help for a few hand outs with bigger players. And in the case of games where players play against each others, the house may back you just because you being there means more people to show up.

Gamblers will however also gamble on the money they lend you. Where you agree on a share on the profit.

Even though they are gamblers, most still expect some type of return on the money they lend. It's just complicated. Even if you know it will probably go wrong. Because most of the time, shutting up is the best strategy to actually get your money back and more.

If you out them, they won't be able to borrow anymore but won't pay you. You win nothing.

If you let them some time, they will be able to borrow money from someone else to pay you with interest.

And if you feel extra frisky, and you think you can flip it, you can even buy the debt back for % on the dollar from that other person once they realize they are not getting paid.

Everybody has a piece of each other and is paying back a debt of some kind.

Damn, they charge interest? WHAT A BUNCHA RATS

What kind of RAT wouldn't take 25% interest? clearly he wants to see our boy suffer

He should've charged 50% interest.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Violencebros, we are SO FUCKING BACK.
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(The music is from @Kees H's restream, not Austin.)

Just to be clear, I'm the one running the restreams that have chat on screen and music on Kees' odysneed. Don't blame him for the music in the clip, plz.
FUCK PAJEET KICK JANNIES

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Just to be clear, I'm the one running the restreams that have chat on screen and music on Kees' odysneed. Don't blame him for the music in the clip, plz.

My bad. I saw that somewhere but thought it was a joke, was just going based off of the channel name.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

This guy is a fucking moron. I don't understand the appeal.

It's like watching a rat press a lever to self-administer cocaine, over and over again.

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It's the natural progression of human malevolence.

"It started with surrogates at that non-human level. Physical objects, my possessions, other people's, destruction of things that are cared about. And then destruction of things that are living on a lower level. Small animals, insects, animals, and then finally Bossmanjack."

 

[drachenbarde]

What would happen if Bossman actually withdrew like ~$100k from his account and never put it back in? (impossible, I know)

Would he lose all his gamba sponsorships? I assume the only reason they keep him around is because they know he will never, ever, stop.

I don't think anything would happen. 100k is chump change for a big casino like bcgame. Bossman brings in a lot of new players and some of them will obviously register at bcgame and may even turn into livelong gambling addicts bringing them a lot of money in.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

What would happen if Bossman actually withdrew like ~$100k from his account and never put it back in? (impossible, I know)

Would he lose all his gamba sponsorships? I assume the only reason they keep him around is because they know he will never, ever, stop.

His BC game deal is structured where he gets 4 $1000 "raw" reloads per day, with each one being unlocked after losing the previous entirely and after an hour of playing. What makes it "raw" is he can choose to make a withdraw, and stop the flow of $1000 reloads for the rest of that day. A withdraw of any amount before he has used his 4 reloads counts. His deal is literally structured so that after losing the 3rd reload, he can take out $1000 for himself, every single day, and his BC game reps have even told him this is what he's supposed to do. TLDR - He is supposed to be making $1,000 a day, or up to $365,000 a year.

Would they keep him if he got $100,000 and actually kept it? Absolutely, its great advertisement for their site, and he's already basically forgone* the payment they expected to give him for the most part ($365,000 a year), so whatever BC internal machinations decided Bossman was worth $300k a year definitely have him being worth $100k a year.
*To be fair, while we see Bossman "losing it all" from his perspective, BC game isn't getting it all back, there's the premium from buying (and now selling ) the precious metals, the interest and fees on the loans he does, and the drug purchases, which as far as BC game is concerned is part of their income to Boss and is unknown exactly how much he spends on this alone.