Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[S.C.U.D.]

It’s called Jeni’s Brambleberry Crisp (screengrab from the brand website, where a pint is almost her entire rent).

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Deathfat lolcow Tess Holliday used to have pints shipped to her apartment on the semi regular before the modeling gigs and cake Johns dried up or fucked off. Maybe it’s good stuff, never tried. With Staph mentioning it, that’s now two lolcows (one of which that completely fucked up the name while recommending it) to associate it with. Wonder how much of her recent weight gain is just from “gourmet” ice cream, because she implied that it’s a regular purchase (like her Oliopop?).

That does look pretty good tbh. 12 dollars good I don't know. But it does look good.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

In the early morning, my wife of twenty-eight years, a transwoman, goes out with two of her transwoman friends, and they take the Maypole from the basement wall where it lives all winter and hide it in the woods. Them hiding the pole started out as a joke, but now it’s tradition, something they do proudly.

At least this troon seems to have a sense of humor.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Her hashtag:


As you wish!


There was this:

I could find no evidence of this across all of her known accounts, which leads me to believe she has been starting shit on her private Twitter. I have no idea if you can even get into slapfights if you're a private account, if not then she's lying or she has some more accounts unknown to us. Her private Twitter is at 72 posts and only 6 followers. Come on Yarrow, unlock it! How can you defend paraphiles behind a private account?

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Damn, just checked, you're right. I'll sort it out. In the meantime, there's this:
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I wheeze laughed at the leg hair. Why any god would class that as a gift, I don't know. I'm so glad she still gives gross cast offs from her body as offerings. All of that post is worthy of random text.

Norse gods are not known to accept such unworthy offerings. They might just get offended.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Damn, just checked, you're right. I'll sort it out. In the meantime, there's this:
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I wheeze laughed at the leg hair. Why any god would class that as a gift, I don't know. I'm so glad she still gives gross cast offs from her body as offerings. All of that post is worthy of random text.

This is the funniest thing I've read in awhile, random.txt please. The Morrígan may not care either way, but Loki would be delighted.

Shaved-off leg hair is literal trash. That's worse than offering the gods a regifted hand lotion from Dollar Tree because you didn't know the gods were coming to your Christmas party until the very last minute.

This practice of unironic trash offerings is what cracks me up about modern pagans. The gall of these lazyasses to claim "any offering is fine, your deities appreciate your devotion no matter what!" That's still no excuse to throw Little Debbie crumbs or your nasty skin pickings and discarded leg hair on your construction paper alter. The gods would be insulted. It's true, so many of these people think they're way more special and spiritually gifted than they really are.

Also shaving your legs, very manly of you, Gyro.

It’s called Jeni’s Brambleberry Crisp (screengrab from the brand website, where a pint is almost her entire rent).

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Deathfat lolcow Tess Holliday used to have pints shipped to her apartment on the semi regular before the modeling gigs and cake Johns dried up or fucked off. Maybe it’s good stuff, never tried. With Staph mentioning it, that’s now two lolcows (one of which that completely fucked up the name while recommending it) to associate it with. Wonder how much of her recent weight gain is just from “gourmet” ice cream, because she implied that it’s a regular purchase (like her Oliopop?).

Can confirm Jeni’s is good but nowhere near $12 a pint good. They got full of themselves and greedy once they gained national recognition. Also their plants are routinely rife with listeria and other health code violations. Gorl is gonna die. So punk to keel over from capitalism flavored ice cream

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

grade-school "coupon booklets"

Lol, my kids gave me those once. Did not honor a single one! I think I missed a teaching opportunity there.

Her hashtag:
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As you wish!
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Seeing her in those masks wasn't even jarring, somehow. What a life when you look completely natural and at home in metal freak masks.

Still wondering wtf she shaved her legs. Think she shaved that belly?

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Seems like this could by why she latched on to this guy:

"So, here's a guy who has NO mentors or lineage, has an entire career forged from picking and choosing in best neo-pagan fashion, as well as making things up along the way; styles himself a professional spiritual sadist, dispenses pastoral counseling of questionable merit, feels entitled to co-opt words from a specific culture, and says he pays for use of it when there is no way to even prove he has done any of the goods works alleged (as if that made it right anyhow!)"

Can't archive right now, but it's from here:

Newagefraud.org (lol)

ETA: Archive

 

[JaneThough]

Her hashtag:
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As you wish!
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There was this:
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I could find no evidence of this across all of her known accounts, which leads me to believe she has been starting shit on her private Twitter. I have no idea if you can even get into slapfights if you're a private account, if not then she's lying or she has some more accounts unknown to us. Her private Twitter is at 72 posts and only 6 followers. Come on Yarrow, unlock it! How can you defend paraphiles behind a private account?

She has a way of twisting shit so I wouldn’t be surprised is this “terf who demonizes SSRIs” might just be some basic girl who’s like “I used to be depressed but now I work out!” who doesn’t have pronouns in her bio.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Still wondering wtf she shaved her legs. Think she shaved that belly?

I remember Staph saying that her dad always bitched at her hairy legs and she felt the pressure to shave them. I guess boomer men get offended by the sight of women having hairy legs, even their daughter's. If she is indeed still shaving them to avoid grief from her dad, then it's the ultimate malicious compliance: OK, I'll shave my legs! You didn't say anything about the rest of me!

Staph retweeted something today. Nothing important:

But I thought it was worth sharing because I feel like she's revving up to start using that account again. My Staphy-senses are tingling. The Tumblr activity on her edgy account has dropped a lot since her private Twitter was created. On her peace love and woo Tumblr account, it's mainly reblogs of pagan shit and stuff about Gaza. She's obviously feeling stagnant there, as there's no heated interactions, so she will probably be going back to Twitter to get her discourse fix soon enough.

 

[VisceraNexus]

I could find no evidence of this across all of her known accounts, which leads me to believe she has been starting shit on her private Twitter.

To protect my own identity and the identities of people I know I can't screenshot, but I can personally attest that she has recently been privately interacting with people on her personal Facebook. It wouldn't shock me if she was starting shit there either.

And it goes without saying but, no, I have not been personally interacting with her.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Norse gods are not known to accept such unworthy offerings. They might just get offended.

Something she must surely have brought up to that shaman (or will do when she has the actual appointment) who will hopefully blanche in utter horror and tell staph she's been pissing off the gods big style for years with her utterly gross insulting fuckofferings.

Lord, she finally finna get raped. By a shaman no less! She might be saved by her forceful of gross I suppose..but this guy doesn't seem to be that put off by gross things.

 

[Chromeo]

To protect my own identity and the identities of people I know I can't screenshot, but I can personally attest that she has recently been privately interacting with people on her personal Facebook. It wouldn't shock me if she was starting shit there either.

And it goes without saying but, no, I have not been personally interacting with her.

I think VN here is the evil spirit from Stephanie's family that she's going to beg the shaman for help with, lol

 

[moorhen]

Something she must surely have brought up to that shaman (or will do when she has the actual appointment) who will hopefully blanche in utter horror and tell staph she's been pissing off the gods big style for years with her utterly gross insulting fuckofferings.
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Lord, she finally finna get raped. By a shaman no less! She might be saved by her forceful of gross I suppose..but this guy doesn't seem to be that put off by gross things.

Steph wishes she was rapeable.
Literally.

 

[RonRiot]

Mine is also pistachio (even when it's not a prescribed option - pistachio is the GOAT, please get the guillotine). Anyone who picks cookies and cream is the most basic of bitches. (Sry cookies and cream fans.)

Also this Raven Kaldera person might warrant a thread...

Raven Kaldera (a pooner before it was cool) has been my own private cow for about a decade, and I am DELIGHTED that these particular streams have crossed. I remember some mild drama about them ritually killing a goat on their weird cult compound, and joking on fetlife about using celiac disease in BDSM. She is a very strange individual and her orbiters are equally strange. I found her through the Lokean God spouse cow community, and the milk with that crowd is plentiful.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I... where to even start with the shitheadedness exploding in every direction with this one

Somehow every single facet of this is retarded.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I... where to even start with the shitheadedness exploding in every direction with this one
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That is the dumbest thing I've seen this week. This is like someone winning a billion dollars then using it to build the fanciest bus with only the highest quality of piss smelling bums on it continue to take them to the job they hate lol

 

[Vi0l3t]

I... where to even start with the shitheadedness exploding in every direction with this one
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Somehow every single facet of this is retarded.

Imagine stealing disability from people who actually need it, accepting the 10mil or 1k per day you wouldnt need disability. Shes so fucking shitty, a literal cockroach.


Also I hate her mouth it's so ugly and all I stare at when I see her face. Huge moon face with a tiny ass mouth that looks smug.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Imagine stealing disability from people who actually need it, accepting the 10mil or 1k per day you wouldnt need disability. Shes so fucking shitty, a literal cockroach.


Also I hate her mouth it's so ugly and all I stare at when I see her face. Huge moon face with a tiny ass mouth that looks smug.
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The fact that she so automatically just works out a way to "square it away". Then says it out loud as if everyone is naturally so skeeving and out for themsleves.
And! - in the exact way in which it would most comparatively impossible to do-"especially a check"
what?!??!!
No divvy, the opposite, literally any other option.*

Big insight into her little grant money mental moral pathway.

*Edit- oh wait! ^^^^^^^duh-doi. She must mean so she could embezell it through her fake charity. Lmao she just comes out and says it huh.

 

[JaneThough]

Imagine stealing disability from people who actually need it, accepting the 10mil or 1k per day you wouldnt need disability. Shes so fucking shitty, a literal cockroach.


Also I hate her mouth it's so ugly and all I stare at when I see her face. Huge moon face with a tiny ass mouth that looks smug.
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It's quite telling that her reaction to winning $10mil wouldn't be "wow, how can I give back o my community" but "wait, how do I make sure the government keeps giving me gibs?"

Community organizer, ladies and gents.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I... where to even start with the shitheadedness exploding in every direction with this one
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Somehow every single facet of this is retarded.

Morality aside, who in their right mind would care about their $1300/month (or whatever it is) disability if they had $10M lump or $30k/month for life?

And "especially as a check"? As opposed to what? A load of pennies? Direct deposit is a problem?

She is so stupid. Has there ever been a thing she has posted that wasn't a pretense to talk about her poor-me life and advertise she is "disabled"?

And my dear, you meant, "squirrel away."