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TiM/FtM Has a meltdown over being treated like a man on the internet, bear edition (Archive)
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I was going to make a joke like, "We know you have an account here, pooner-brother, make yourself known," but I realized these memes are mainstream now. Every pooner's brother probably shares them.
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I can't with my brother and the bear rn and idk how to explain it to him​


Tw: Mentions of sh, deadnaming, and the self offing
My brother has been sharing memes on Facebook lately, mostly involving Men vs Bears, and one he shared kind of got to me. It was Panel 1 - "I'm scared of men so I'll always choose the bear," Panel 2 - "So you understand why I don't want a man in the bathroom with my daughter," Panel 3+4 - ":( :mad:"
I just- He tries his best to understand, sometimes, but it usually takes for a blow up from me for him to understand some things. In order for him to accept me by my, at the time, chosen name, he pulled the "well you've been my sister for the past [19 years]" and it took a long day at work and a borderline breakdown for me to be able to explain to him that I've struggled with sh'ing and self offing thoughts for a long time, and everytime he called me by my deadname, it would make me want to toaster bath myself. Hearing she/her pronouns and my deadname made me feel less than, and like they [him and my mother] didn't want me around.
The blow up worked, and he hasn't misgendered or deadname me since, but he didn't even remember this night a few weeks ago when we were on a phone call, and he sounded like he genuinely felt bad and he felt like a terrible person for making me feel that way.
Back to the original reason I need advice- how do I explain to him that the "bear" isn't about accusing me, but about the reason why I would chose the bear, bc I wouldn't have a panic attack everytime I saw it walking around with its friends downtown. And it's not men (except maybe trans men due to some of these stupid laws) in the bathroom, but women in these bathrooms? I don't know what to say

I don't even ... this is so confusing ... Woman who thinks she's a man has a girlfriend who actually is a man, fucks man-girlfriend is asshole with dildo, but man-girlfriend will not fuck her with penis or even play with the monstrous clit.
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Gf doesn’t satisfy me​


My gf doesn’t please me sexually anymore. I always have to top her. I do get off when I top her bc I use a prosthetic but I have explained it’s not the same pleasure as my actual anatomy. I can’t remember the last time she gave me head, or wanked me off. But I do that to her. The last time she topped me was months ago and only because I asked her to a few times. I feel like I’m begging for someone to just show they want me? I’m scared she finds my growth weird or is grossed out by it.
 
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Your_deadname_here said:
Mama Tried. Followed heavily from 83-90. Haven't been to a dead related gig since 2010. I'm wondering how bad Troonery has made it into the scene. I have to say my first exposure to men wearing skirts was at a dead show in the 80s. I wondered about this because troon activist Tony Erin Reed was into the scene for a bit, and even has a "family" tattoo on his back, a huge stealie with wings. He claims to have been a GD acid family insider. It's funny such a hardcore deadhead never mentions the band. I can't imagine running into Tony at a show with a head full of acid. Jesus.
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I could see troonary hitting the scene pretty badly. Alot of kids on the scene believe in anything so they fall for everything. Just the fact Tony was involved enough to get a stealie tattoo is enough to tell me there's probably a few troons into the dead and that kinda music. I haven't been to a show in awhile, the last thing I saw was UMPH or WSP back around 2013-2015. The other reason I could see troons being into the scene is there was a lot of College Aged kids on tour and that really seems like the biggest age for troons.

It's good to see some other deadheads on the forum
 
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Any Doctor who cares about doing no harm wouldn't mutilate mentally ill people's genitals. Any Doctor who does care isn't going to fix another doctor's fuck up. Why? Because if the troon sues they don't want to spend time out of their schedule's tide up giving depositions in your case. So, if you have complications post-surgery and many troons do you're fucked and at the mercy of your surgeon to fix it or find a quack overseas.
 
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Standardized Profile said:
My brother has been sharing memes on Facebook lately, mostly involving Men vs Bears, and one he shared kind of got to me. It was Panel 1 - "I'm scared of men so I'll always choose the bear," Panel 2 - "So you understand why I don't want a man in the bathroom with my daughter," Panel 3+4 - ":( :mad:"
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lol sorry lil dood, brother is talking about TIMs because nobody cares about pooners
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Back to the original reason I need advice- how do I explain to him that the "bear" isn't about accusing me, but about the reason why I would chose the bear, bc I wouldn't have a panic attack everytime I saw it walking around with its friends downtown. And it's not men (except maybe trans men due to some of these stupid laws) in the bathroom, but women in these bathrooms? I don't know what to say
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Am I retarded, wtf is she even trying to ask about here? I read it three times and it still doesn’t make sense.
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I do get off when I top her bc I use a prosthetic but I have explained it’s not the same pleasure as my actual anatomy.
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wtf does this mean? How do you get off without your actual anatomy? lol that she wonders if he’s grossed out by her “growth,” there’s nothing sexy at all about roided out hyena clits and stinky testosterone snatch.
 
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Standardized Profile said:
In order for him to accept me by my, at the time, chosen name, he pulled the "well you've been my sister for the past [19 years]" and it took a long day at work and a borderline breakdown for me to be able to explain to him that I've struggled with sh'ing and self offing thoughts for a long time, and everytime he called me by my deadname, it would make me want to toaster bath myself.
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That's called emotional blackmail, you little bitch. I wonder what they'd say if the response was "it makes  me want to kill myself every time I have to call you by a man's name"? Just kidding, I already know.
 
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Dr. Butt said:
Give me hats (and puzzle pieces!) but I find this Man or Bear thing to be retarded and embarassing, as someone living in the developed world. Bears (well, grizzly bears at least) are incredibly, seriously dangerous and even practiced, trained, North Atlantic Squadron/Arctic Survival/1 PARA types consider them to be just about the biggest threat you could ever face/fight. It's not funny what those things can and will do to a human body. Soft, useless soytroons and fake internet feminists making this "huehue I'd take the bear any day" joke are just showing how useless the average able-bodied person is these days. I'm one of the loudest man-haters you may ever meet and yet I still refuse to disrespect the bear, because I have been outdoors with food in my possession a non-zero number of times.
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Pffft, you've obviously never visited Terfland. No-one here gives a shit about bears, we know where the real danger lies.

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Spotted this one in the wild. The downvote percentage is 63% and counting down. | archive
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More L's from this man
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Strong “thathappened” vibes.
Procrastinhater said:
Troons don't even use "Imposter Syndrome" correctly. It's not what they think it means.
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They have to pathologise everything, to make themselves the victim. “It bothers me that I’m not really a woman” vs “I am a woman, but imposter syndrome.”
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TiM/FtM Has a meltdown over being treated like a man on the internet, bear edition (Archive)
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Yeah, sorry dude, one of the things about being a heckin’ manly king is that women are scared of you. They’ll cross the road to avoid you late at night. They’ll move to the next car if it’s just you and them on the train. There is nothing you can do about this. No one tells you about this. But fortunately, being a man also comes with the ability to suck it up.

Might want to avoid the enormous packers, too.
 
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Poonocchio said:
Nothing like a stampede of cattle chasing you through a field to spice up your hike through the Lakes.
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Cows are generally pacifists, but they're still huge, powerful animals who can really fuck you up with very little effort on their part. And often not even deliberately at that; say you're holding the gate open and the run is muddy, and sweet, docile, gentle, 600kg Betty slips and falls on top of you... bid adieu to your pelvis.
 
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glass_houses said:
Cows are generally pacifists, but they're still huge, powerful animals who can really fuck you up with very little effort on their part. And often not even deliberately at that; say you're holding the gate open and the run is muddy, and sweet, docile, gentle, 600kg Betty slips and falls on top of you... bid adieu to your pelvis.
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Exactly, I love cows but they've scared the shit out of me once or twice having to cross a field when they're grouped with their bulls and babies especially. They can be very ominous haha.

Sweet, docile Betty high as fuck on the season's first mushrooms bless her.
 
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Poonocchio said:
Exactly, I love cows but they've scared the shit out of me once or twice having to cross a field when they're grouped with their bulls and babies especially. They can be very ominous haha.

Sweet, docile Betty high as fuck on the season's first mushrooms bless her.
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Yeah, you don't want to fuck with bulls, even the ones deliberately bred to be calmer can still be unpredictable. And when all his wives have just dropped their babies and the entire herd is hysterical with bovine post-partum... nope. Just nope.
 
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