Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pagan Min]

He talked alot about how hard life is and how hard things are mentally on him. He makes a suicide reference again. He talks about his massive stress and anxitity from his personal life. His life is "complicated". Some days are mentally rocky. Some days he can't stream. Some days he is just down.

Oh, boo-fuckin'-HOO, Balldo... I'm reminded of that Kitchen Nightmares episode when Gordon Ramsay (mildly) ties into that wannabe gangster dipshit when the faux guido starts talking about having problems...

You know what, Rackets? If you ARE still reading your thread (and I have every reason to believe you're lying when you claim you don't), maybe you should buy a vowel and a clue one of these days, and realize that EVERYONE has problems. People work ACTUAL jobs and deal with shit-tons of stress EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. Yet somehow, they continue on with their lives. And ya know what, Balldo-boy? Deep down in the inner recesses of their souls, they're content in the fact that they will NEVER be as much of a worthless cunt as you are. Even on their worst days, when the septic tank cleaning scene from Tremors makes their workday look like a walk in the park, they know that they're providing something worthwhile to themselves and their loved ones.

But you? "Oh, poor me! I was born with a silver foot in my mouth! Waaah, mommy and daddy won't give me the money I'm entitled to have, so I have to deal with you rotten refuse!" If you really DO have these suicidal ideations and the rocky mental health, you should actually see a professional about those problems. Ah, but you won't, because you won't get that coddling you so desire.

Get fucked, Rackets.

 

[dustnight]

"You may think I'm drunk, you're probably right... but that's okay because I'm not dying of liver failure, I'm dying of stress; more crazy babble; reads a chat about American Beauty that he's read and answered, doesn't notice; gives a new, different answer; more nonsense; "We're back tomorrow... what, am I gonna cancel a show? Not likely!"; "probably" a Locals stream during the day tomorrow

This should go in his eulogy.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Couldn't sleep so here's some selected screenshots.

Can't blame you. If I was watching that crypt keeper I wouldn't be able to sleep either.

Look at those sunken cheeks, crooked nose, jaw shaping his head like a skeletal eggplant.

Why are you posting pictures of Eugenia Cooney in the Rekieta thread?

 

[AltisticRight]

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What the fuck did I just listen to?

 

[sum ting wong]

I just got to this part and I’m trying to figure out how he went from “my 6 year old ...” to no you can’t marry Alec Benjamin, he’s not a teacher who will marry you because child rape brides aren’t America and something about blowing off your penis with suicide dicks and homeless men

This stream is making me MATI

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Why is the greasy hair comb-over such a popular look with alcoholics? To lazy to get a haircut? To drunk to realize it's gone? No shame left to care?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That arm that looks like a mix between a cryptkeeper and the paws of one of those hairless cats. The skin on his fingers curling on itself giving him that fleshy dehydrated raisin look.

Why does a 40 year old man have the hands of current day Madonna

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So going back to unbreaded to make that bread again eeh?

Next he's gonna bring back kermit voice.

Correct. Bringing back all these 2+ year old bits will bring all of his lost viewers back.

He should try to bring back the 20 dollar and up Super Chats get read first.

Rekieta viewers are trying to figure out who he got effortlessly felted by:

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Nick has an audience of normies and idiots.

I was scrolling thru Nick's twitter cause I noticed his twitter engagement is really fucking shit now and I wanted to know when was the last time his show announcement got 100+ likes.

Scrolling to feb i realized i should switch to media tab cause looking at replies pisses me off cause he talks to the pedo too much.

Turns out twitter doesn't recognize rumble as legitimate so it's only showing his youtube links which he always posts as a reply to the rumble link and the engagement is even worse. God, rumble is such a fucking shithole

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He used to make show announcements on YT and get massive re-tweete and comments. He gave it up for almost 2 years, and has only recently been doing it again semi-regularly.

In his currant state he could walk into any haunt and be hired on the spot for just how ghoulish he looks. He even saves on makeup costs by looking so scary.

LOL! Typo! But he really does like he is about to turn into a vegetable.

>Was gay
Yeah, I need a citation for that, Balldo.

He is talking about pretending to be 'gay' to get close to his wife. This story is clipped under the 'Kayla' section of the new OP (awaiting substitution after all attachments are restored.)

He talked alot about how hard life is and how hard things are mentally on him. He makes a suicide reference again. He talks about his massive stress and anxitity from his personal life. His life is "complicated". Some days are mentally rocky. Some days he can't stream. Some days he is just down.

back to life is hard; stress and anxiety comes from "normative things" like "family, government, community, religious community"; everyone deals with this; streaming isn't the hardest job in the world, pay is way fucking better [lol], but pressures are the same

This will be his excuse to not stream. He has used this excuse before. First before his first Hedo trip and afterwards to explain his absence with a renewed promise for more content (never delivered). Next in 2023 around the time of his 'you were right, but told me in a faggy way' with the same (unfulfilled) content promises, and now again.

No one believes you Nick. Not even your ghost town of a LOCALS, based upon the recent screenshots in the last 5 pages.

Nick, your life is EASY compared to most people. You are just a socially maladapted retard.

ife becomes more and more complicated as you go on; difficult to make friends as an adult unless you "give them other stuff" (1h4m)

Nick always thought he had to buy friends. Maybe he has trouble reading social cues, because even with my autism, I have friends and can make more. Maybe that is why he was sad the happy-ending massage parlour local to him went out of business?

Is it just me or is the chat becoming filled with more and more a-logs?

His LOCALS is dominated at time by farmer accounts. My logger stalls and has to be rest more often due to LACK of activity creating a compounding error somewhere in one of the libraries that drives the web browser.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick has an audience of normies and idiots.

I think it's safe to say it's overwhelmingly the latter at this point. Normies are more apt to be "Da fuck is this shit?" If he still had normies in his audience, his numbers would be much better.

His old audience consisted of plenty of normies. Plenty of "normal people" were interested in Johnny Depp, Kyle Rittenhouse, and (to a lesser extent) Vic Mignogna. They're gone now.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

massive stress and anxitity from his personal life.

I'd feel stressed and anxious too if I was perpetually both hungover and tweaking simultaneously.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

The clip @elb is truly horrifying based on his clap trap about child marriage, but why is a
six year old routinely going to him after midnight?? I didn’t even know what midnight was at that age and I assume most six year olds are the same…

Based on that and the STMS story about spaghettios, it really sounds like those children are in a Lord Of The Flies situation with reduced socialisation (due to being home schooled), structure or rules in place. Their future looks bleak to me.

 

[elb]

best shape of his life; numbers great, "in like, uh, the good area"; mental health "troubled", life's a rollercoaster; streaming means being on all the time [lol]; you can pretend or acknowledge that life is hard, "some people put bullets in their head for the same shit", "massive fucking stress and anxiety"; friend just died of cancer; sometimes cancels shows because it's hard to do them; life becomes more and more complicated as you go on; difficult to make friends as an adult unless you "give them other stuff" (1h4m)

• bathroom break (1h38m); after 20 minutes, RyanTheEditor starts playing clips; 25 minutes, new record I think
• back to life is hard; stress and anxiety comes from "normative things" like "family, government, community, religious community"; everyone deals with this; streaming isn't the hardest job in the world, pay is way fucking better [lol], but pressures are the same

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[WelperHelper99]

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Look at those sunken cheeks, crooked nose, jaw shaping his head like a skeletal eggplant.
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That arm that looks like a mix between a cryptkeeper and the paws of one of those hairless cats. The skin on his fingers curling on itself giving him that fleshy dehydrated raisin look.

I have personally seen recovering hardcore anorexics look better than this dude after they were a mere few days on ensure.

Best health of his life, everyone.

Nick looks like a 80 year old on his death bed except he's half the age. Alcohol is one hell of a drug.

 

[daffodils]

Has anyone seen the chat he's "reading" here? I'd like to know what he's responding to.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The beeping robot was hilarious

~Chirp~

This is one of my favorite shots of Rekieta.

It's not a corner demon is it? It's just the reaper patiently waiting for Nick's body to finally give out.

someone compares him to Youtuber Clint's Reptiles; Nick doesn't understand how people care about animals that much

Nick, you drowned a skunk. TWICE.

Nick hates that every time you bring up American Beauty, people go 'Eww, that's a pedo thing!'

TAKE THE SOCIAL QUE YOU COOMBRAINED ALCOHOLIC!

difficult to make friends as an adult unless you "give them other stuff"

This might be the saddest thing he's ever said.

screaming about pedos again

What performative ass covering. This outrage is just Nick trying to claw back goodwill by acting the way he used to. It rings hollow since he's still hanging off Juju the Cow's teat right next to Vito the Pedo.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

The association with American beauty is just really weird, I havent paid Nick any attention in a while but the fact that he relates with the midlife crisis pedo movie is frightening. Mark my words, hes gonna end up diddling somebody once Rackets leaves him and he stops making money.

 

[Swole McPole]

best shape of his life; numbers great, "in like, uh, the good area"; mental health "troubled"

I believe him when he says his mental life is "troubled". Twelve months ago, he was on top of the world. Everybody loved Nick. He was the lawpope. Lawyers would fall over themselves to get onto his show. He was the number one superchat recipient in North America -- coin was flowing in faster than he could spend it and he managed to convince himself it was all about HIM. Everybody loved him -- and they'd continue to love him, regardless of how he treated them.

Sadly for Nick, his audience is not his abused wife. When he tells them that their brain has been ruined by spending too much time listening to Rekiera, they're not going to stick around and listen to more abuse. OK, maybe the sick coomers over in Locals, but most people will just abandon him.

But this is the thing I find really odd. Imagine you feel really depressed because your world is falling in on itself. You're chronically depressed, and your wife hasn't had any black cock in so long she can't get out of bed. How does he try and cheer himself up? He cancels his shows and gets some retarded fucking hillbilly and his nasty slag of a wife to come over and play wife swapping in the hot tub. He enjoys the slag so much he moves her in permanently.

I'm not surprised he's troubled. If I was acting out like Rekieta, I'd neck myself. When he talked about 'how embarrassing' John's situation was in that recent stream, he really had to be projecting -- talking about himself. Because nobody knows who 'John' is. He's just some anonymous stream watcher. But Rekieta's the Lawpope. We all watched him go up -- and then we watched him slide down again.

How embarrassing.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

bathroom break (1h38m); after 20 minutes, RyanTheEditor starts playing clips; 25 minutes, new record I think

RyanTheEditor still has a job? Wow. I don't think he put out one piece of "edited" content in over half a year at this point.

turns camera off for two minutes; comes back refreshed

He just dunked his head in a bucket of cold water, that's all. Definitely no stimulants were snorted in that period. You can tell by how the hair looks greasy -- it isn't grease, it's steam nice fresh water from the bucket he has to constantly dunk himself into to stay awake! The XBOX fridge is just there to keep the bucket chilled. Also, that's why the "bathroom breaks" have been getting long -- he was just drying his hair. This time, he simply couldn't be bothered because of stuff. See, there's a reasonable explanation for everything. Kiwi Farms owned again.

I'm not dying of liver failure, I'm dying of stress

He's dying of liver failure, isn't he?

 

[Neetorino]

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His faggot arm movements have made it look like his glass is trying to run away from him. Also dear god his eyes get more sunken in every night. Maybe try to get a full night's sleep when you no-show, Nicky. And stand in the sun for a few minutes, you're getting too much of the wrong vitamin D.

 

[Pagan Min]

This might be the saddest thing he's ever said.

It's an interesting glimpse into Nick, though. He feels as if he can ONLY make friends if he gives them something in return for that friendship. This obviously comes from his having to buy so-called friendship throughout his life, otherwise I don't see how he could come to that conclusion.

Hint to Nick: If you have to buy friendship, that person's not ACTUALLY your friend. Here's to hoping you finally learn how to read social cues, and I wish you a million Balldos, you non-practicing streamer...

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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You know he’s absolutely sloshed when he’s sliding so far down his chair that his head is barely in frame.

Have another drink, Nick. You’ve earned it!