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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 194 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 782 56.7%

  • Total voters
    1,379
In the meantime, it's amazing to see this pissed off greaseball get worse and worse with zero self-reflection or actual effort to save his own life.
For me this is the only respite I get from watching him. I'm not religious or believe in an afterlife so unfortunately I don't get any catharsis imagining him in hell wondering what he did wrong for a thousand years.
 
For me this is the only respite I get from watching him. I'm not religious or believe in an afterlife so unfortunately I don't get any catharsis imagining him in hell wondering what he did wrong for a thousand years.
He's in hell right now, easily, and it'll continue as long as the wendigo binds his diseased soul to his failing body.
 
Biden is the incumbent so he's got the nomination in the bag. And Trump has more or less sewn up the nomination on the right.

So why the need to announce it? Oh right... Fatty is a dumbass.
Yeah like even with the conservative belief Biden will be replaced by someone else, it would be done at the Convention.

Anyway new Jack on the Go

 
Yeah like even with the conservative belief Biden will be replaced by someone else, it would be done at the Convention.

Anyway new Jack on the Go

You would think after enough times doing this larp Jack would just show (honestly he could just order) the single serving of meat but again this is Jack so he has to order the entire fucking meal with sides. Of course he wont show himself eating it cause he knows hell catch shit for it, but if that was the case he shouldnt of ordered it all. Again Jack is a fucking retard and handles his larp like a child playing pretend.
 
Yeah like even with the conservative belief Biden will be replaced by someone else, it would be done at the Convention.

Anyway new Jack on the Go


He should start doing anti-dandruff shampoo reviews.

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Tam hams reviews are almost jack level bad. She sounds drunk, tired and or fed up. Not sure why but it definitely rubbed me wrong way and MATI listening to her sound like her fat gay husband.

I'm not shocked her gorging (she's pre profile by Standford levels) looking rougher than ever. But being the only one in a house of 4 adults with a full time job, and around Jack wed all be aging quick.

I legitimately learned nothing by this review. I know it's over stated here but fuck me, I couldn't tell you the name of the place or what they got. No menu look nothing just two dying pigs stuffing meat in their faces.

Really bleak.
 
Yeah like even with the conservative belief Biden will be replaced by someone else, it would be done at the Convention.

Anyway new Jack on the Go

That looks like the sort of shit you'd get in a school cafeteria or in one of those aid programs that send you food. That shreddy meat looks dry as dogshit, and the rest of it is just canned crap you could upmark if you raid the dollar store or Walmart's dumpster.

Jack again proves he magically finds the shittiest places to pig out at while brainlessly gurgling a reflex word for more fud.
 
This is gross. The red CPAP mask induced rash (and likely does not clean it) and the excessive dandruff, even on his brows. Disgusting.
There's been a couple of pictures/videos where you can see some of his CPAP stuff (in the kitchen, WTF?) and it was absolutely filthy. I use one and there are some parts you need to clean every day. It's not that big of a deal, basically you just run hot water/Johnson's baby wash through it, but Jack is too stroked out (aka lazy) to do even that. I'm also thinking Jack is using tap water instead of distilled because he's too cheap to pay $1 for a gallon of it at Walmart because it's "free" at home.
 
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