Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Best I can do is a Creepypasta tier trailcam edit
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Your car ran out of gas driving on the trail through the woods, with a heavy heart, you get out and begin following the path to civilization.

Even this late in spring it's chilly at night, and you wish you had a jacket. It's creepy too, but you know better than to believe in things that go bump in the night or horrors in the woods.

Or you thought you did.

You hear a "WOOOOOOOOOAAAAW!" and a bunch of hurried footsteps rushing to you. Thinking fast, you begin to sprint, away from the sound. A calm lizardian part of your brain suddenly tells you to activate your cam so you can at least catch proof of whatever this sudden fright is chasing you down. In case you don't make it.

The footsteps only get faster. It's catching up -

- caught up -

- in your last moments before blackness, terror, and sheer pain overtake your consciousness, you hear a not-quite-human screech bellow alongside a full view of the wide, dead eyes and unnatural-sized smile as It lunges towards you.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Dylan compared to thin woman of similar height:

He's not even a twunk, more like a muscle mary midget or something. He has stronk bones, that's for sure.

 

[Screamer_2]

Because the over-the-topness is usually fake, and the eyes are said to be the windows to the soul. Thus, a fake person's eyes will always reveal their not-so-happy interior self, even when everything about their exterior self says they're happy. And we notice the contrast between the two because thousands of years of evolution have allowed men (and women) to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency.

Or it's drugs. That's a valid answer too.

That's a pretty good explanation for it. Thanks!

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Yep! He’s a Gem!

 

[AnOminous]

He's not even a twunk, more like a muscle mary midget or something. He has stronk bones, that's for sure.

And even as a flat-chested, mannish woman, Patti is obviously a woman.

 

[Dr. Butt]

And even as a flat-chested, mannish woman, Patti is obviously a woman.

And even as a greasy bearded middle-aged man, regular Dylan is more feminine than our Dylan.

 

[Haramburger]

Yep! He’s a Gem!

Reminds me of the latest crypto ads

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Remind me never to review this thread right before I go to sleep again......

However, maybe Dyldo does have a second act....as a monster in a horror movie.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Lmao Dylan would make a good Stinkditch themed smiley, fits right in.
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But what emotion would he convey?

 

[Doktor Grimm]

But what emotion would he convey?

An insatiable urge to consume human flesh?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

But what emotion would he convey?

Yeah that's the problem, maybe he can be the illustration to current year horrors beyond your comprehension.

 

[AMHOLIO]

But what emotion would he convey?

The feeling and drive to chase upvotes and likes and how it warps someone.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Remind me never to review this thread right before I go to sleep again......

At least with Dylan you can gasp or laugh at him without pity. Or shame in doing so. He willfully did this to himself for fame and fortune. There aren't sympathetic extenuating circumstances like him being an alienated autistic kid. Or that he was sexually abused or exploited by insane adults sometime during his life. He's just an aging twink grifter who wanted moar and truly fucked himself trying to get it by dishonest means.

 

[umami's milk]

A lot to catch up on.

Recent Sex and the City larps.

Baby Dylan and Kristin Chenoweth

One has broken away from the flock.


Looking for this in full, BRB.

 

[LimeRikki]

Demon.

Also, IDK whats going on with that eyeliner and mascara but it looks bad, it kinda looks like crow's feet.

You already look 46 in your 20's with no effort Dyldo, stop making it worse.

 

[pink cigarettes]

A lot to catch up on.

Recent Sex and the City larps.
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Baby Dylan and Kristin Chenoweth
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One has broken away from the flock.
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Looking for this in full, BRB.
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When I see women cuddling up to this goblin it reminds me of the irony of troon social situations: MTF trannies are more dangerous for women (if not individually like the anorexic Dylan, then as a group), but because of nature and/or socialization, women are typically going to put up with them. They'll fix the bra straps that hold up their moob-tubes and go out of their way to be like "slay kween!!!" and take selfies with them.
But if they feel they can get away with it, they will not invite them on a girl's night out or to a bachelorette party, and they will never, ever see them as women, ever.
(FTMs, hilariously, have the opposite problem. Men also need their own activities and spaces, but FTMs don't get that men typically don't make connections or socialize the same ways women do. So you end up with pooners agonizing over how they just don't feel accepted, they just aren't one of the guys, etc. Because the men haven't spent 45 minutes exhaustively discussing their emotions toward the pooner LMAO)

 

[Vect]

A lot to catch up on.

Recent Sex and the City larps.

To be fair he looks the best with the SJP hair.

But fuck me he has more wrinkles than Helen Mirren.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

A lot to catch up on.

Recent Sex and the City larps.
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Baby Dylan and Kristin Chenoweth
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One has broken away from the flock.
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Looking for this in full, BRB.
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Makes sense, Lindy West described the SATC movie as like "a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls". The characters don't act like real people, let alone real middle-aged women. Perfect for Dylan.

I don't think he looks like Helen Mirren though. For a start, she's female and still looks great, just old.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Makes sense, Lindy West described the SATC movie as like "a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls". The characters don't act like real people, let alone real middle-aged women. Perfect for Dylan.

I don't think he looks like Helen Mirren though. For a start, she's female and still looks great, just old.

Helen Mirren was always really pretty. She looked fucking great in Caligula.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Helen Mirren was always really pretty. She looked fucking great in Caligula.

Still got it IMO, she's a GILF. Dylan could've grown into a handsome gay dude but nope, had to get his face carved up and starve himself. If he even lives as long as her, he'll be a ghoul by then.