Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Trombonista]

If Jackson really is leaving, then we are going to witness an amazing dumpsterfire of a divorce.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

It's just before 6 AM in California, and Becky is mad because the cucks are asking for some kind of emotional support from her. Can't they just leave her alone and not have these dumb crises, she's busy being the "emotional pillar of this family" and the "full time live in therapist" for the cucks AND her extended family.






Hannah had needs last night, which was really annoying to Becky because autism.



Becky has a magical special kind of autism that gives her super empathy and qualifies her to be the family's emotional support!

I love how she obviously has gone through "crisis" after "crisis" for literal months without stopping but the moment one of the cucks asks for a little support she's subtweeting about how she isn't strong enough for all these excessive demands on her emotional energy.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Ah is this what we're retconning now, Becky? She deleted all her previous tweets, and now instead of stopping work to fix her broken brain she selflessly "walked away" from her career so she could be the emotional support of her whole family. Ok. Gotcha.

It's kinda amusing that she thinks she's the pillar of support against the chaos when she's more aptly described as The Chaos.

Cuckson! Bags packed yet?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

More Becky acting like a stereotypical mean girl with clapbacks to an imaginary envious woman:



Imagine the leaps of logic here. First that someone thought Hannah was "the world's cutest baby," which is preposterous and silly (Hannah looks very normal, neither adorable nor especially ugly).

Then, we have to believe this person would tell a mutual friend of Becky's, who in turn would tell Becky.

However, I do believe one grain of truth is here. I believe there is a Discord that Becky sends naked baby photos out to. I would imagine it's a hive of total degeneracy. Any intrepid Kiwis want to attempt information gathering? (No pozzing negholesp, surveillance only!)

 

[Simon]

More Becky acting like a stereotypical mean girl with clapbacks to an imaginary envious woman:

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Imagine the leaps of logic here. First that someone thought Hannah was "the world's cutest baby," which is preposterous and silly (Hannah looks very normal, neither adorable nor especially ugly).

Then, we have to believe this person would tell a mutual friend of Becky's, who in turn would tell Becky.

However, I do believe one grain of truth is here. I believe there is a Discord that Becky sends naked baby photos out to. I would imagine it's a hive of total degeneracy. Any intrepid Kiwis want to attempt information gathering? (No pozzing negholesp, surveillance only!)

And that Discord hater? Albert Einstein.

Seriously, who is she fooling? Nobody would look at her awful existence & be jealous. Yeah, you have all the trappings of a good life, but because you are who you are, you would be miserable even in the best of circumstances.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'm gonna say it: Becky knows Hannah isn't especially cute or interesting looking and thus has to constantly make up stories to try and convince herself otherwise. Same about how hot others think she is. I'd estimate a good 50-75% of her Twitter feed is just her saying things "out loud" to herself to try and establish The Truth despite reality.

ETA: I'm again reminded of Abigail Shrier's Bad Therapy (highly recommend, if you like this thread, you'd like the book) in that Becky has made her "deficits" her entire personality. My Great Grandmother had severe lifelong depression before it was recognized as A Thing. She kept anti-suicide notes to herself hidden around the house to help her keep going, tucked into cabinets and in her bathroom drawer. She never complained about it out loud; the notes were an open secret, and we all knew Great Grandma STRUGGLED (her life was also not at all easy - poor, lived through the dustbowl in Nebraska).

But she would have NEVER described herself as a Disabled Parent. Why? Because it's probably not helpful to think of yourself that way unless you're missing a limb or have a progressive illness like Lolcow Alex Dacy. To quote Abigail Shrier, would Thomas Jefferson's Mother have called him her Dyslexic Son? This current, heavily-therapized generation has learned to identify with their weaknesses instead of their strengths and it's goddamn gross.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Soon Becky will expose her ex and we'll hear her side of the story. I can't wait!




"Mom, are you going to put this on the internet? MOM."



With all the Discord baby jealousy fantasizing, I bet it infuriates Becky that Hannah isn't smiling for photos. The persecutory fantasies she has are all about how she wants to be perceived. She wants the kid to be spectacularly beautiful, one of those babies where people stop you in the street to tell you how stunning they are. But that's not Hannah, smiling or otherwise. Her "it's fine my baby does what she wants" is such a cope when she's transparent she is taking these photos to draw envious reactions.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I highly doubt anyone envies Becky over either of her two 'husbands'. They're dysgenic shlubs without any backbone or intelligence. And they have to live with her, which inspires pity, not envy.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I highly doubt anyone envies Becky over either of her two 'husbands'. They're dysgenic shlubs without any backbone or intelligence. And they have to live with her, which inspires pity, not envy.

Literally no one envies Becky, but she craves being envied so she makes it up/imagines it where it doesn't exist. It's also why she enjoys fucking married men and making sure she gets lots of accomodations at work. She's completely empty inside but occasionally feels a glimmer of something when she can momentarily believe someone envies her. She can only feel fulfilled by thinking about how others want what she has.

 

[anliteralidiot]

More Becky acting like a stereotypical mean girl with clapbacks to an imaginary envious woman:

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Imagine the leaps of logic here. First that someone thought Hannah was "the world's cutest baby," which is preposterous and silly (Hannah looks very normal, neither adorable nor especially ugly).

Then, we have to believe this person would tell a mutual friend of Becky's, who in turn would tell Becky.

However, I do believe one grain of truth is here. I believe there is a Discord that Becky sends naked baby photos out to. I would imagine it's a hive of total degeneracy. Any intrepid Kiwis want to attempt information gathering? (No pozzing negholesp, surveillance only!)

What if, and I know this is shocking, the person was silent because it's weird to shittalk a baby?

Shocking idea, I know.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

She wants the kid to be spectacularly beautiful, one of those babies where people stop you in the street to tell you how stunning they are. But that's not Hannah, smiling or otherwise. Her "it's fine my baby does what she wants" is such a cope when she's transparent she is taking these photos to draw envious reactions.

Nobody was ever driven to irrational, jealous rage at the sight of Hannah. That baby is ugly. I’m sorry. She looks like a human-toad hybrid. I don’t want to be mean about a baby but goddammit Becky is so confidently wrong about her stupid ugly progeny. She manages to get me angry about the stupidest things. Hannah is the picture-definition of “a face only a mother could love.” Which is a real shame since her mother is an imitation husk of a human being who doesn’t experience love.

If she posted comments that reflected her maternal love for her daughter, expressing joy and pride at her developing mind, and focusing on HANNAH I wouldn’t even care. Everyone thinks their baby is the best thing on Earth. But Becky can’t even gush about her baby properly. It has to be, “my baby is the HOTTEST baby alive and the sight of her gives my enemies the vapours out of sheer envy.”

Also @anliteralidiot I’ll shittalk Becky’s baby with no hesitation, but I realize that’s because of the cloak of anonymity. If I knew Becky personally I would at least have the discretion to wait to shittalk her baby until I was among people who wouldn’t immediately tattle on me. But I guarantee you that everyone in Becky’s life is talking about how hideous Hannah is in the privacy of their own homes.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

it's weird to shittalk a baby

Hell yeah it is. Never before has a Mother been so insufferable a human that it felt ok for me to say her kid isn't cute (well, maybe a few other time, NGL). But Becky's kid is not attractive. She's chubby in that delightful way that babies often are, but beyond that the kid has no good features. She might grow up beautiful in an ugly duckling way, but it'll be in spite of her parentage rather than due to it.

Also, wasn't Becky talking about how Hannah is "speed-running" an ASD diagnosis? A laughing, smiling baby - as Becky claims here Hannah is - is not indicative of ASD in the least. Make up your mind, Becky.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"going through some really intense emotional work in my own sessions ... I'm processing decades of trauma in therapy."

Do you think she believes other people believe this stuff?

 

[Panzerfrau]

I'll go to hell, but since we're shittalking Hannah now...

 

[Printemps]

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"I walked away from my job because..."

Fired, Becky. You were fired.

 

[Next Task]

Literally no one envies Becky

Sadly, a few of her internet idiots clearly do. But they're not who Becky wants to have envy her. She wants the cool kids to envy her, and they don't. Also, if she already is getting positive attention from someone, they're no longer of interest because she's already 'won' them.

What if, and I know this is shocking, the person was silent because it's weird to shittalk a baby?

Shocking idea, I know.

Becky's inability to think from anyone else's perspective makes her fit in with her fanfic pals but really comes through in how she depicts the imaginary people in her world. They either behave how she would or how she wants them to, nothing else. She literally can't imagine it. You also see it in her fictional men, who either provide her with the specific drama she wants at any time, and generally get back into her good graces by being overly emotional and verbose to give her an excuse to pursue them again.

Do you think she believes other people believe this stuff?

Yes. She knows we don't, and the last few pages of this thread have been more blatant response to our criticism than usual. @Diana Moon Glampers' criticism of her mothering really gets to her, at least if the solution is low-effort; look at how, just for example, Hannah got a new dress days after Becky was called-out for buying herself new dresses but keeping Hannah visibly cold.

But her various low-value genderspecials, fellow BPD sufferers and idiots buy a lot her drama, because it falls into their pre-existing beliefs about men, motherhood, being dangerhaired, unappreciated, etc. Becky is very basic, but the reason she has a thread here is she ramps that being basic up to over 9000, and there's a lot of her type out there, addicted to the internet and living for what little drama, manipulations and excitement they can get while being overweight, boring and entitled.

Sad as it is to imagine, for some of the most pathetic people in existence, Becky's life is aspirational. Being a member here for a few years has shown me that no matter how pathetic or pathological someone is, they can still get online orbiters if they post enough; even Jake Alley and Lou Gagliardi have had individuals pathetic enough to try and forge an online friendship with them by constantly trying to engage them. Just like the men Becky manages to fuck in reality, not her imagination, there is always someone desperate and/or degenerate enough to engage.

(And yes, someone should be archiving her tweets.)

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky is now thinking Hannah should never be allowed out of her sight for the next 20 years, and should be made to think the entire world is out to get her.



Hannah has already been diagnosed as "neuroatypical" by Becky, necessitating homeschooling that Becky knows nothing about. In other twe



Another instance of Hannah's ordinary development seen as extraordinary, with Becky hoping to "slow down" her milestones. She's like an alien guessing at human mother emotions here, trying to get the "this is all happening so fast" stuff right but just failing.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Another instance of Hannah's ordinary development seen as extraordinary, with Becky hoping to "slow down" her milestones. She's like an alien guessing at human mother emotions here, trying to get the "this is all happening so fast" stuff right but just failing.

To be fair - I'm sure time distortion/dialation is common in people who are on 5-10 different antidepressants at a time, on top of constantly being high and whatever else she does.

It's probably quite literally all a blur to her.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

To be fair - I'm sure time distortion/dialation is common in people who are on 5-10 different antidepressants at a time, on top of constantly being high and whatever else she does.

It's probably quite literally all a blur to her.

Very much Requiem for a Dream, except the only ones going ass-to-ass are her pet slugs.

 

[Trombonista]

No way is Becky going to homeschool Hannah. That would be too much work for her.