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So she mutilated her clitoris to discover that her clitoris can be stimulated.
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So she mutilated her clitoris to discover that her clitoris can be stimulated.
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I don't know why but the Metroid Hyena Clits are even more foul than the arm roll rotdogs to me.
Theres just something fucking vile looking about them, they are beyond fucked.
Like the flesh roll 'dogs are just gory, gross and laughable, I don't see anything funny about those fucking Metroid Clits, I don't know whether its just the idea of taking a razor sharp scalpel to a Clit that makes me want to puke or what, but they are so fucking rotten they make me feel sick in a way 'dogs and 'ditches don't.
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It's so dumb. If you don't pass (and none of them do, not really), there's nobody going "
I wasn't sure if it was a man or woman, but then I thought, hey, that person with male arms, skull size, voice, and hip movement must actually be a chick because they're 5 foot ten and a half inches tall" LMAO
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on top of this making me wanna throw up... all these fuckers pose like the sex they are. the way the pooners delicately handle their junk and the way the troons stand...
that first pic reminds me of Bert from Sesame Street. (sorry, Bert)
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Metoids always look so gross to me too. I figured it out, its because they still look like genitals to me, just deformed and unattractive ones. They look like gross excess foreskin on a woman. The amholes and arm sausages are at least weird medical experiments to gawk at.
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I feel like I can see the way this plays out. It starts with someone noting to him that his stature clocks him instantly, so he goes to the default solution for troons, invasive surgery.It's so dumb. If you don't pass (and none of them do, not really), there's nobody going "
He is then told that the most they can remove from a femur is 2 inches of bone, but rather than critically self-reflecting on the pointlessness of this change, the cope kicks in because he needs to keep believing that transitioning is possible, what with his enormous sunk cost already.
So he rationalizes himself that it's better than nothing, hypes himself up for it, and afterwards experiences the same kind of false happiness that fans of bad media properties feel immediately after getting new hyped content. And like those fans, eventually the hype high wears off and he's left bitter about how this surgery yet again didn't fix the problem. Maybe for a fleeting moment he questions whether there's really a point to all this, but he retreats from that thought because of the implications for his own previous choices. He essentially has conditioned himself psychologically to avoid thinking about regret at all costs.
So he moves on to thinking about the next surgery which must surely be the one that will finally make him a woman in people's eyes.
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I don't think she understands how hysterectomies for pooners work...
That first answer, dollsteak-testmeat had the great idea of leaving a self post detailing all her planned surgeries! I'd keep an eye on her evolution.
why do pooners love text walls so much aaaaaaa : ) (this is the same dollsteak pooner)
Hi! I’m (26ftm) heavily considering getting a hysterectomy, and I would like to hear from everyone who’s had one. Did you choose a full or partial? Both ovaries or just one? What’s your reasoning? Who did you go to, who would you recommend? I live in central Texas but have friendly support in Denver as well. Anything and everything is appreciated! Thank y’all.
That first answer, dollsteak-testmeat had the great idea of leaving a self post detailing all her planned surgeries! I'd keep an eye on her evolution.
To save time on explanations I want to explain my phalloplasty staging and have a FAQ. For now this is a proposed plan, I'll edit/add revisions as needed. For anything not answered here I'm totally open to dms. 
Pre-phallo: total hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy, total vaginectomy
Stage one: phallus creation, skin graft to donor site
Stage two: phallus split, skin graft to urethra, initial urethral lengthening, natal burial, scrotoplasty, perineum masculinization
Stage three: re-tubularization of phallus, final urethral lengthening, glansplasty
Stage four: testicular implants, erectile device implantation
FAQ:
Who's your surgeon? Dr. Drew Marano
Would you recommend Dr. Marano? Yes
What graft did you get? MLD
Will you post photos of your results? Yes, but not on any public forum. I post photos on my transbucket account.
Who did you go to for your hysterectomy? Dr. Thad Denehy. I was originally referred to Dr. Eric Liberman but switched to Dr. Denehy. At the time I saw Dr. Liberman I didn't believe that he understood dysphoria and trans healthcare enough to take me as a patient. As of now he's no longer part of Keith/Marano's team, but I've talked to Marano about bringing him back eventually.
Would you recommend Dr. Denehy? Cautiously, he’s mostly respectful and seems to have a good understanding of dysphoria. He was open to making accommodations for me, like requesting male nurses, requesting male OR staff, having a male resident remove my packing and remove/replace my catheter, and having that same resident come over to the office to remove my catheter again because Dr. Denehy and Dr. Liberman (the only other man in the office) were out at the time (thanks to Dr. Joshua Santos for that too).
My mom told me that before my surgery while I was changing into a gown he came up to her in the hallway to introduce himself. He said something along the lines of "I'm just trying to help him feel more like himself," which I think is really great.
However, I feel like I was lied to about what would happen at my post-op appointment. He told me he wouldn’t do a genital exam if I was healing well. He also told me that Dr. Liberman would be in the office the day I scheduled the post-op, so that if I did need an exam he could chaperone. Even though I was healing fine and wasn’t expecting an exam, he did one anyway. I had no time to react appropriately because it was sprung onto me and I felt cornered. Dr. Liberman wasn’t my chaperone because he was on vacation at the time, Dr. Denehy knew he would be. After the exam he said “that wasn’t so bad, was it?” I regret not saying no but I couldn’t think straight because I was so scared.
Does Dr. Denehy require pre-op exams? Personally, no. But, I have talked to two patients of his that were required to do bimanual/digital vaginal exams. I never had vaginal intercourse so he did not require one for me. I was only required to do a transabdominal ultrasound, blood sample, and urine sample.
Does Dr. Denehy require post-op exams? Yes. I was told I wouldn’t have to do one if I was healing well, which was not true because I was coerced into one despite healing fine. But if you also get a total vaginectomy internal exams will be impossible, so it would only be an external exam. Mine was only a visual check of the site without any touching.
Does Dr. Marano require pre-op exams? Only of the graft site, he said a pre-op genital exam isn't necessary for phalloplasty patients. However, he does require a pre-op genital exam for metoidioplasty.
What hospital will you be staying at? Cooperman Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, NJ
How was the hospital? So far, good. A nurse misgendered me but I expect that to happen. Besides that everything else was great. Everyone was nice, made sure I was comfortable, ect. The food is actually pretty good. Not restaurant standards of course but decent enough. I would say it's on-par or even better than something like school lunch.
How long did you wait for a consultation? I first contacted Dr. Marano's office in February 2023 and was scheduled for a consultation in October 2023.
When did you have stage one? [TBD]. I could've had it sooner but due to issues with the gynecologists I had to move my hysterectomy from February 8th to March 28th, which pushed my date back.
Did you have any minor complications (healed on it's own)? Currently, no
Did you have any mild complications (requiring medical intervention)? After my hysterectomy I needed to be sent home with a foley in. After it was first removed in the hospital I wasn't able to completely empty my bladder so I was re-catheterized and had it removed in-office 3 days later.
Did you have any major complications (requiring surgical intervention)? Currently, no
How is your sensation? Currently, it is [TBD]
How pleased are you with your penis in day-to-day life? Currently, [TBD]
How pleased are you with your penis in sexual contexts? Currently, [TBD]
How pleased are you with your penis overall? Currently, [TBD]
Pre-phallo: total hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy, total vaginectomy
Stage one: phallus creation, skin graft to donor site
Stage two: phallus split, skin graft to urethra, initial urethral lengthening, natal burial, scrotoplasty, perineum masculinization
Stage three: re-tubularization of phallus, final urethral lengthening, glansplasty
Stage four: testicular implants, erectile device implantation
FAQ:
Who's your surgeon? Dr. Drew Marano
Would you recommend Dr. Marano? Yes
What graft did you get? MLD
Will you post photos of your results? Yes, but not on any public forum. I post photos on my transbucket account.
Who did you go to for your hysterectomy? Dr. Thad Denehy. I was originally referred to Dr. Eric Liberman but switched to Dr. Denehy. At the time I saw Dr. Liberman I didn't believe that he understood dysphoria and trans healthcare enough to take me as a patient. As of now he's no longer part of Keith/Marano's team, but I've talked to Marano about bringing him back eventually.
Would you recommend Dr. Denehy? Cautiously, he’s mostly respectful and seems to have a good understanding of dysphoria. He was open to making accommodations for me, like requesting male nurses, requesting male OR staff, having a male resident remove my packing and remove/replace my catheter, and having that same resident come over to the office to remove my catheter again because Dr. Denehy and Dr. Liberman (the only other man in the office) were out at the time (thanks to Dr. Joshua Santos for that too).
My mom told me that before my surgery while I was changing into a gown he came up to her in the hallway to introduce himself. He said something along the lines of "I'm just trying to help him feel more like himself," which I think is really great.
However, I feel like I was lied to about what would happen at my post-op appointment. He told me he wouldn’t do a genital exam if I was healing well. He also told me that Dr. Liberman would be in the office the day I scheduled the post-op, so that if I did need an exam he could chaperone. Even though I was healing fine and wasn’t expecting an exam, he did one anyway. I had no time to react appropriately because it was sprung onto me and I felt cornered. Dr. Liberman wasn’t my chaperone because he was on vacation at the time, Dr. Denehy knew he would be. After the exam he said “that wasn’t so bad, was it?” I regret not saying no but I couldn’t think straight because I was so scared.
Does Dr. Denehy require pre-op exams? Personally, no. But, I have talked to two patients of his that were required to do bimanual/digital vaginal exams. I never had vaginal intercourse so he did not require one for me. I was only required to do a transabdominal ultrasound, blood sample, and urine sample.
Does Dr. Denehy require post-op exams? Yes. I was told I wouldn’t have to do one if I was healing well, which was not true because I was coerced into one despite healing fine. But if you also get a total vaginectomy internal exams will be impossible, so it would only be an external exam. Mine was only a visual check of the site without any touching.
Does Dr. Marano require pre-op exams? Only of the graft site, he said a pre-op genital exam isn't necessary for phalloplasty patients. However, he does require a pre-op genital exam for metoidioplasty.
What hospital will you be staying at? Cooperman Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, NJ
How was the hospital? So far, good. A nurse misgendered me but I expect that to happen. Besides that everything else was great. Everyone was nice, made sure I was comfortable, ect. The food is actually pretty good. Not restaurant standards of course but decent enough. I would say it's on-par or even better than something like school lunch.
How long did you wait for a consultation? I first contacted Dr. Marano's office in February 2023 and was scheduled for a consultation in October 2023.
When did you have stage one? [TBD]. I could've had it sooner but due to issues with the gynecologists I had to move my hysterectomy from February 8th to March 28th, which pushed my date back.
Did you have any minor complications (healed on it's own)? Currently, no
Did you have any mild complications (requiring medical intervention)? After my hysterectomy I needed to be sent home with a foley in. After it was first removed in the hospital I wasn't able to completely empty my bladder so I was re-catheterized and had it removed in-office 3 days later.
Did you have any major complications (requiring surgical intervention)? Currently, no
How is your sensation? Currently, it is [TBD]
How pleased are you with your penis in day-to-day life? Currently, [TBD]
How pleased are you with your penis in sexual contexts? Currently, [TBD]
How pleased are you with your penis overall? Currently, [TBD]
why do pooners love text walls so much aaaaaaa : ) (this is the same dollsteak pooner)
Not phallo itself, but directly related. Since I don’t often hear of people getting their vaginectomies with their hysterectomies I wanted to post about how mine's been for other people. I also have really severe dysphoria and was scared shitless over how everything was going to go, so I want to share for people who are/were in a similar situation. Feel free to ask questions
I got a total hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy, and total vaginectomy. The vaginectomy included only partial closure intraoperatively, but with the expectation that it would fuse completely during healing. The partial closure was to allow the blood in my abdomen to drain properly.
CW for anatomical terms and some nsfw stuff. Nothing outrageously graphic, just some info on masturbation after surgery.
March 28th (day of)
The hospital has been chill. The bleeding checks (where they just lift my gown and possibly move my leg(s) to see how much blood I have on the pad) haven’t bothered me as much I thought they were going to. I had two done by a guy while waking up in the PACU but I don’t remember the one, just that it happened. Then, a female nurse did one which I was scared about but she was really reassuring and said she wouldn’t touch me. She said she was going to treat me like her son, which made me feel better about it. Later, one of the residents I met before surgery came in to do one, that was no problem at all since he was in the OR anyway, so it’s not like he hadn't seen anything before. I had two more after that, one by my surgeon before he left for the day and another by a woman who's one of the night nurses. I’ve only had to change the pad once because my bleeding has been so minimal. At one point one of the nurses made me get out of bed to sit on a chair and that kind of sucked, I bled some while getting in and out of it.
I had local anesthetic shots done just as I was waking up so I don’t remember them too well. I’ve only been given tylenol and motrin so far and been fine with those. Lying entirely still is no problem at all, just slight abdominal pain. It’s no different than indigestion or gas pain. But, when I try to move I can feel the vaginectomy area, which hurts pretty bad. Luckily, my bed has up and down buttons so when I want to sit up I can just raise the bed. I’m more sore than anything. The acute pain from moving overzealously is stingy. This is going to sound gross, it feels like someone put blender blades in it . The catheter and packing (I have some thin silicone strips in the old canal) aren't bothering me. The whole area is sore so there's nothing that stands out as particularly painful or uncomfortable.
I’m not allowed to eat anything solid until later today so I’ve just been drinking juice and broth. I don’t really feel like eating anyway, so I’m not disappointed.
My phallo surgeon happened to be at the hospital today so he stopped by my room before and after surgery to say hi and check in on me.
(For context on this bit: I requested male staff) All but one person in the OR were men. Idk how my surgeon even pulled that together. The only woman was one of the residents, but I didn't even meet her and I was out before she came into the OR.
Also, I totally forgot to ask for pictures of everything that was removed! I'm really frustrated about that. I was really really looking forward to it and I asked my surgeon in advance but I wanted to remind him and the resident to take one today, but completely forgot. I haven't had the chance to ask them about it but since they haven't mentioned it I assume they didn't take one. (update on the 29th: they didn’t :/)
But yeah it hasn’t been horrible. I’m sure being on two different anti-anxiety medications and barely sleeping might’ve helped. No one’s touched my genitals while I was awake though so we’ll see how that goes. The guy who will remove my cath and packing is really nice. It’s the same person I mentioned earlier that assisted with surgery and did a bleeding check.
March 29th (day after)
I woke up around 3am after going to sleep at about 8pm. Every time I stood up blood would run down my legs and drip all over the floor, but walking felt okay. Getting in and out of bed was the worst. I’ve also noticed that I have anal/rectal pain, which I was not expecting. My operative report says they packed my rectum and that my surgeon did a digital rectal exam so I guess that’s part of why. Around 6am my surgeon and resident came in to check on me. He said surgery was fine, nothing remarkable and no issues. I double checked with him that even though I still have bartholin's glands I can expect way less mucus production, and he said yes, which is great because it's something I've been looking forward to. About an hour later, the resident came back to take my packing out. Which was disgusting. It was the first time someone was actually touching me, and also (not trying to be hyperbolic) it had to have been about 12" long. Every time I thought it was ending it kept going. It was like the scarf trick clowns do. After it was removed I actually felt a lot of pain relief. About 15 minutes later he came back to take my catheter out too. Before taking it out he put 300cc of water into my bladder through the cath line and then said I had 30 minutes to get out at least 200cc on my own. Having both out was much more comfortable and the least pain I felt in that area so far. I was only able to get out just under 100cc at first, and then later tried again and hit 200cc, but I think I took too long. My nurse scanned my bladder and I still had a lot, so I tried a third time. I got out 200cc no problem but the second bladder scan showed that I still had a lot left. Trying to pee after having the organ directly below your urethra and bladder cut out and sewn up is pretty difficult. I couldn't use any of my pelvic muscles due to them being numb or in stinging pain, so all I could do was just kind of let urine fall out. Because I still had a lot on the bladder scan they had to just replace the catheter and have me go home with it. Having the cath put back in wasn't absolutely terrible because the resident I trusted did it and I was on a strong anti-anxiety med. But, it was still really uncomfortable because for a female foley cath they have to spread the labia minora to clean it and see the urethral opening. The cath itself didn't hurt, but the spreading hurt and the bacitracin wipes for cleaning hurt a lot because they were kind of scratchy and he kept running them over the vaginectomy site. After he replaced it I was supposed to wait for my nurse to come in and teach me how to take care of it, but I was so tired that after waiting 5 minutes I fell asleep. I ended up being discharged 4 hours late because of my nap lol.
The catheter sucks. It's not extremely uncomfortable or anything but I hate needing to be mindful of the tubing, and while it was out the first time I was in less pain, so I know I could feel a little better without it.
I have to go to my surgeon's office Monday to have the catheter removed again and do another void trial. Since both surgeons won't be in the office, and they’re the only men, the resident that saw me in the hospital said he would come over to the office to remove it. I don’t know how to properly express my gratitude for him. He has zero obligation to leave the hospital, especially just for something as simple as cath removal, but he is for me. The office is only across the street from the hospital, so it’s not like he has to drive three hours to it, but it's still incredibly kind of him. Doctors usually don’t remove catheters anyway, so him removing and replacing it was already something I was really grateful for.
I'm just rotating between motrin and tylenol (nurses recommendation to rotate them) and have been great pain wise. I'm annoyed with the cath but it's not horrible and it's only until Monday. I'll need at-home catheters for weeks after my 2nd and 3rd stages of phallo so I'm considering this a practice run.
So yeah I had to be re-cath’d but otherwise all good. No panic attacks or severe anxiety throughout the whole stay. Having a catheter in for another 2 days will be annoying but my pain is already significantly better than before and hopefully once it’s removed I’ll feel even better.
March 30th (2nd day)
I’ve slept most of the day. My pain has gone down a lot, to the point I forgot to take my tylenol and didn’t even notice. Cath is still annoying and gross. I’m really really looking forward to getting it out. I can sit mostly comfortably. I can always feel pressure in my pelvic area when I’m sitting but not always pain. The rectal pain is more noticeable now because the pain across the whole area is going away. Hopefully that will ease up when I take the pain medicine again. My abdomen is still a little tender and bloated but nothing crazy. I’ve been changing pads every few hours to keep everything clean but I haven't been bleeding a lot. The blood doesn’t look or smell like menstrual blood btw. It has a distinct wound drainage smell and as I get farther from surgery it’s looking more yellow (serous fluid, not pus) instead of bright red. I wanted to include that in case anyone has bad dysphoria around menstruation and is worrying about post-hysto bleeding. Even though it is blood on a pad it just feels like a surgical wound (because it is). It's the same fluid you drain after top surgery.
Update: April 1st (4th day)
I had my catheter taken out today and passed the void trial, so I got to go home without it. Peeing is a little difficult, but I think I just have to get used to it again. I still have a lot of rectal pain, which I didn't bring up during the appointment. I see my surgeon on Friday so if it's still happening then I'll let him know.
I masturbated for the first time post-op now that I'm in much less pain and my cath is out. I didn't get as hard as usual but had no trouble orgasming. It does feel a bit different, there's much less of an internal sensation, which I was actually hoping for. The feeling itself isn't better or worse than before, just different. Masturbating is more enjoyable now though because I can't feel a hole, and from what I can tell there isn't any mucus production anymore. So far so good.
Update: April 3rd (6th day)
I'm still having rectal pain. The pain has also moved into the vaginal area more now which from Saturday to Tuesday had been barely noticeable. It feels like I've been hit with a baseball bat. I needed to start taking ibuprofen again to manage it. The rectal pain is worrying me because I have not heard of other people experiencing this. I'm hoping it won't necessitate an exam on Friday. A rectal exam wouldn't bother me mentally, but it will probably hurt considering just existing hurts right now.
Update: April 7th (10th day)
The rectal pain is mostly gone now. On Friday my surgeon said it was because of the sutures near my rectum, and that I didn't need to worry about perforation because he checked for it during surgery. So I didn't need a rectal exam. I'm also still having trouble peeing, which I thought was from the catheter, but my surgeon said that could be from the sutures as well.
I'm still not 100% pain-free, but it's more of a discomfort than outright pain. It's just a soreness that comes and goes, and moves around in different spots. Getting in cars is still difficult, but I'm able to sit upright and even lean forward without significant pain.
For the past few days my drainage would fluctuate between yellow and red/orange throughout the day. But as of today it's totally yellow/orangish. No actual blood anymore. (Edit: of course a few hours I said this I had bloody drainage again. Although after that I really was blood-free)
Masturbation has been mixed so far. Masturbating the first time after surgery was fine, and it's been getting better as I move farther from surgery because I have less pain and swelling. But twice my orgasms were totally mental, not physical. As in I felt a release mentally, but with zero physical reaction. I've experienced that before but it's really rare for me, and pre-op only ever happened with anal penetration, which I haven't tried since surgery. I'm hoping that won't be a regular thing because I don't find them satisfying. Other than that it's been fine though. I really like that there's way less of an internal feeling during orgasms. Having no natural lubrication is a mixed bag. On one hand I really like it because I hated the feeling of mucus, and it was really annoying that I kept producing it even after finishing. But also I now need to use some kind of external lubrication or the friction is kind of painful. Although, I've noticed I've been oversensitive since surgery, so maybe that pain will lessen in the future.
April 11th (2 weeks)
Just some minor things. I started having symptoms of a UTI on the 5th. Then I started getting new ones, so I called my surgeons office on the 9th. They ordered antibiotics for me and told me to get a urine test. Strangely, both the rapid test and culture came back negative for UTI bacteria, but I felt better after starting the antibiotics. After getting the culture results I called the office again to ask what that could mean, and an MA told me it was probably just irritation from the catheter, but to keep taking the antibiotics just in case it is an infection.
I think I might have a little wound separation in the fourchette area (very bottom of the vulva), but I’m just keeping an eye on it and hoping it heals okay on it’s own.
Also, I think I might’ve gotten more bottom growth. I usually get more when my t gets higher so I wouldn’t be surprised if it increased after surgery. I’m getting my levels tested next week so I guess I’ll find out then. I’m really relieved by this because for the first few days after surgery I looked smaller than usual, and I was worried about that. But it must’ve just seemed smaller from the nearby tissue being swollen.
Apart from the UTI related issues I’m pain free now. Still having serous fluid but it’s been very light as of last night. I’m hoping I can stop wearing pads soon. I think they may have something to do with the irritation. (edit from later: I stopped wearing them on the 13th. So I only needed them for just over 2 weeks. Absolutely zero drainage since then. No more pads for the rest of my life. Good riddance)
April 23rd (nearly 4 weeks post-op) - Final update!
I'm basically back to normal now! The only thing I still have a little bit of trouble with is getting in and out of cars. Those low seats are hard to navigate after genital surgery. But apart from car difficulties I'm pain free. Urinating isn't totally back to normal, but it's getting better every day.
My testosterone levels went up on their own. I'm usually in the low 400s, but I got tested on the 16th and it was 561ng/dL. My e had zero change, which I was expecting since it was in male range before surgery anyway. I had been wanting to ask my endo about upping my dose for a while, so I'm glad it just went up on it's own.
I haven't had a change in my libido but I've been masturbating more often recently because it's so much more convenient without vaginal secretion. I'm not as oversensitive as I was for the first two weeks anymore. Overall, being post-op has had a massively positive impact on my sexuality. The trouble I had with some orgasms being only mental has gone away. I also got feeling back in my pelvic muscles, which had a lot to do with the previous lack of physical response. So now I get contractions in my pelvic muscles, but don't feel the deeper contractions I had pre-op, which I am really happy about because I didn't like the deeper ones. The only thing I'm not totally happy about is that I seem to barely have skene's fluid, if any, which means post-phallo I probably won't have ejaculate fluid. That's disappointing because I was really hoping I would. But oh well, at least I don't have a vagina anymore.
The suspected wound separation at the fourchette seems to be going away on it's own. I'll continue to keep an eye on it but I doubt it'll get worse at this point.
The UTI, or whatever it was, cleared up fully and I haven't had another issue since.
This will be my last update. Like I said at the top, feel free to ask any questions you'd like. I'll probably answer anything. Also, on my profile I have a layout of my surgical staging and some FAQ if you'd like to check that out.
I got a total hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy, and total vaginectomy. The vaginectomy included only partial closure intraoperatively, but with the expectation that it would fuse completely during healing. The partial closure was to allow the blood in my abdomen to drain properly.
CW for anatomical terms and some nsfw stuff. Nothing outrageously graphic, just some info on masturbation after surgery.
March 28th (day of)
The hospital has been chill. The bleeding checks (where they just lift my gown and possibly move my leg(s) to see how much blood I have on the pad) haven’t bothered me as much I thought they were going to. I had two done by a guy while waking up in the PACU but I don’t remember the one, just that it happened. Then, a female nurse did one which I was scared about but she was really reassuring and said she wouldn’t touch me. She said she was going to treat me like her son, which made me feel better about it. Later, one of the residents I met before surgery came in to do one, that was no problem at all since he was in the OR anyway, so it’s not like he hadn't seen anything before. I had two more after that, one by my surgeon before he left for the day and another by a woman who's one of the night nurses. I’ve only had to change the pad once because my bleeding has been so minimal. At one point one of the nurses made me get out of bed to sit on a chair and that kind of sucked, I bled some while getting in and out of it.
I had local anesthetic shots done just as I was waking up so I don’t remember them too well. I’ve only been given tylenol and motrin so far and been fine with those. Lying entirely still is no problem at all, just slight abdominal pain. It’s no different than indigestion or gas pain. But, when I try to move I can feel the vaginectomy area, which hurts pretty bad. Luckily, my bed has up and down buttons so when I want to sit up I can just raise the bed. I’m more sore than anything. The acute pain from moving overzealously is stingy. This is going to sound gross, it feels like someone put blender blades in it . The catheter and packing (I have some thin silicone strips in the old canal) aren't bothering me. The whole area is sore so there's nothing that stands out as particularly painful or uncomfortable.
I’m not allowed to eat anything solid until later today so I’ve just been drinking juice and broth. I don’t really feel like eating anyway, so I’m not disappointed.
My phallo surgeon happened to be at the hospital today so he stopped by my room before and after surgery to say hi and check in on me.
(For context on this bit: I requested male staff) All but one person in the OR were men. Idk how my surgeon even pulled that together. The only woman was one of the residents, but I didn't even meet her and I was out before she came into the OR.
Also, I totally forgot to ask for pictures of everything that was removed! I'm really frustrated about that. I was really really looking forward to it and I asked my surgeon in advance but I wanted to remind him and the resident to take one today, but completely forgot. I haven't had the chance to ask them about it but since they haven't mentioned it I assume they didn't take one. (update on the 29th: they didn’t :/)
But yeah it hasn’t been horrible. I’m sure being on two different anti-anxiety medications and barely sleeping might’ve helped. No one’s touched my genitals while I was awake though so we’ll see how that goes. The guy who will remove my cath and packing is really nice. It’s the same person I mentioned earlier that assisted with surgery and did a bleeding check.
March 29th (day after)
I woke up around 3am after going to sleep at about 8pm. Every time I stood up blood would run down my legs and drip all over the floor, but walking felt okay. Getting in and out of bed was the worst. I’ve also noticed that I have anal/rectal pain, which I was not expecting. My operative report says they packed my rectum and that my surgeon did a digital rectal exam so I guess that’s part of why. Around 6am my surgeon and resident came in to check on me. He said surgery was fine, nothing remarkable and no issues. I double checked with him that even though I still have bartholin's glands I can expect way less mucus production, and he said yes, which is great because it's something I've been looking forward to. About an hour later, the resident came back to take my packing out. Which was disgusting. It was the first time someone was actually touching me, and also (not trying to be hyperbolic) it had to have been about 12" long. Every time I thought it was ending it kept going. It was like the scarf trick clowns do. After it was removed I actually felt a lot of pain relief. About 15 minutes later he came back to take my catheter out too. Before taking it out he put 300cc of water into my bladder through the cath line and then said I had 30 minutes to get out at least 200cc on my own. Having both out was much more comfortable and the least pain I felt in that area so far. I was only able to get out just under 100cc at first, and then later tried again and hit 200cc, but I think I took too long. My nurse scanned my bladder and I still had a lot, so I tried a third time. I got out 200cc no problem but the second bladder scan showed that I still had a lot left. Trying to pee after having the organ directly below your urethra and bladder cut out and sewn up is pretty difficult. I couldn't use any of my pelvic muscles due to them being numb or in stinging pain, so all I could do was just kind of let urine fall out. Because I still had a lot on the bladder scan they had to just replace the catheter and have me go home with it. Having the cath put back in wasn't absolutely terrible because the resident I trusted did it and I was on a strong anti-anxiety med. But, it was still really uncomfortable because for a female foley cath they have to spread the labia minora to clean it and see the urethral opening. The cath itself didn't hurt, but the spreading hurt and the bacitracin wipes for cleaning hurt a lot because they were kind of scratchy and he kept running them over the vaginectomy site. After he replaced it I was supposed to wait for my nurse to come in and teach me how to take care of it, but I was so tired that after waiting 5 minutes I fell asleep. I ended up being discharged 4 hours late because of my nap lol.
The catheter sucks. It's not extremely uncomfortable or anything but I hate needing to be mindful of the tubing, and while it was out the first time I was in less pain, so I know I could feel a little better without it.
I have to go to my surgeon's office Monday to have the catheter removed again and do another void trial. Since both surgeons won't be in the office, and they’re the only men, the resident that saw me in the hospital said he would come over to the office to remove it. I don’t know how to properly express my gratitude for him. He has zero obligation to leave the hospital, especially just for something as simple as cath removal, but he is for me. The office is only across the street from the hospital, so it’s not like he has to drive three hours to it, but it's still incredibly kind of him. Doctors usually don’t remove catheters anyway, so him removing and replacing it was already something I was really grateful for.
I'm just rotating between motrin and tylenol (nurses recommendation to rotate them) and have been great pain wise. I'm annoyed with the cath but it's not horrible and it's only until Monday. I'll need at-home catheters for weeks after my 2nd and 3rd stages of phallo so I'm considering this a practice run.
So yeah I had to be re-cath’d but otherwise all good. No panic attacks or severe anxiety throughout the whole stay. Having a catheter in for another 2 days will be annoying but my pain is already significantly better than before and hopefully once it’s removed I’ll feel even better.
March 30th (2nd day)
I’ve slept most of the day. My pain has gone down a lot, to the point I forgot to take my tylenol and didn’t even notice. Cath is still annoying and gross. I’m really really looking forward to getting it out. I can sit mostly comfortably. I can always feel pressure in my pelvic area when I’m sitting but not always pain. The rectal pain is more noticeable now because the pain across the whole area is going away. Hopefully that will ease up when I take the pain medicine again. My abdomen is still a little tender and bloated but nothing crazy. I’ve been changing pads every few hours to keep everything clean but I haven't been bleeding a lot. The blood doesn’t look or smell like menstrual blood btw. It has a distinct wound drainage smell and as I get farther from surgery it’s looking more yellow (serous fluid, not pus) instead of bright red. I wanted to include that in case anyone has bad dysphoria around menstruation and is worrying about post-hysto bleeding. Even though it is blood on a pad it just feels like a surgical wound (because it is). It's the same fluid you drain after top surgery.
Update: April 1st (4th day)
I had my catheter taken out today and passed the void trial, so I got to go home without it. Peeing is a little difficult, but I think I just have to get used to it again. I still have a lot of rectal pain, which I didn't bring up during the appointment. I see my surgeon on Friday so if it's still happening then I'll let him know.
I masturbated for the first time post-op now that I'm in much less pain and my cath is out. I didn't get as hard as usual but had no trouble orgasming. It does feel a bit different, there's much less of an internal sensation, which I was actually hoping for. The feeling itself isn't better or worse than before, just different. Masturbating is more enjoyable now though because I can't feel a hole, and from what I can tell there isn't any mucus production anymore. So far so good.
Update: April 3rd (6th day)
I'm still having rectal pain. The pain has also moved into the vaginal area more now which from Saturday to Tuesday had been barely noticeable. It feels like I've been hit with a baseball bat. I needed to start taking ibuprofen again to manage it. The rectal pain is worrying me because I have not heard of other people experiencing this. I'm hoping it won't necessitate an exam on Friday. A rectal exam wouldn't bother me mentally, but it will probably hurt considering just existing hurts right now.
Update: April 7th (10th day)
The rectal pain is mostly gone now. On Friday my surgeon said it was because of the sutures near my rectum, and that I didn't need to worry about perforation because he checked for it during surgery. So I didn't need a rectal exam. I'm also still having trouble peeing, which I thought was from the catheter, but my surgeon said that could be from the sutures as well.
I'm still not 100% pain-free, but it's more of a discomfort than outright pain. It's just a soreness that comes and goes, and moves around in different spots. Getting in cars is still difficult, but I'm able to sit upright and even lean forward without significant pain.
For the past few days my drainage would fluctuate between yellow and red/orange throughout the day. But as of today it's totally yellow/orangish. No actual blood anymore.
(Edit: of course a few hours I said this I had bloody drainage again. Although after that I really was blood-free)Masturbation has been mixed so far. Masturbating the first time after surgery was fine, and it's been getting better as I move farther from surgery because I have less pain and swelling. But twice my orgasms were totally mental, not physical. As in I felt a release mentally, but with zero physical reaction. I've experienced that before but it's really rare for me, and pre-op only ever happened with anal penetration, which I haven't tried since surgery. I'm hoping that won't be a regular thing because I don't find them satisfying. Other than that it's been fine though. I really like that there's way less of an internal feeling during orgasms. Having no natural lubrication is a mixed bag. On one hand I really like it because I hated the feeling of mucus, and it was really annoying that I kept producing it even after finishing. But also I now need to use some kind of external lubrication or the friction is kind of painful. Although, I've noticed I've been oversensitive since surgery, so maybe that pain will lessen in the future.
April 11th (2 weeks)
Just some minor things. I started having symptoms of a UTI on the 5th. Then I started getting new ones, so I called my surgeons office on the 9th. They ordered antibiotics for me and told me to get a urine test. Strangely, both the rapid test and culture came back negative for UTI bacteria, but I felt better after starting the antibiotics. After getting the culture results I called the office again to ask what that could mean, and an MA told me it was probably just irritation from the catheter, but to keep taking the antibiotics just in case it is an infection.
I think I might have a little wound separation in the fourchette area (very bottom of the vulva), but I’m just keeping an eye on it and hoping it heals okay on it’s own.
Also, I think I might’ve gotten more bottom growth. I usually get more when my t gets higher so I wouldn’t be surprised if it increased after surgery. I’m getting my levels tested next week so I guess I’ll find out then. I’m really relieved by this because for the first few days after surgery I looked smaller than usual, and I was worried about that. But it must’ve just seemed smaller from the nearby tissue being swollen.
Apart from the UTI related issues I’m pain free now.
Still having serous fluid but it’s been very light as of last night. I’m hoping I can stop wearing pads soon. I think they may have something to do with the irritation. (edit from later: I stopped wearing them on the 13th. So I only needed them for just over 2 weeks. Absolutely zero drainage since then. No more pads for the rest of my life. Good riddance)April 23rd (nearly 4 weeks post-op) - Final update!
I'm basically back to normal now! The only thing I still have a little bit of trouble with is getting in and out of cars. Those low seats are hard to navigate after genital surgery. But apart from car difficulties I'm pain free. Urinating isn't totally back to normal, but it's getting better every day.
My testosterone levels went up on their own. I'm usually in the low 400s, but I got tested on the 16th and it was 561ng/dL. My e had zero change, which I was expecting since it was in male range before surgery anyway. I had been wanting to ask my endo about upping my dose for a while, so I'm glad it just went up on it's own.
I haven't had a change in my libido but I've been masturbating more often recently because it's so much more convenient without vaginal secretion. I'm not as oversensitive as I was for the first two weeks anymore. Overall, being post-op has had a massively positive impact on my sexuality. The trouble I had with some orgasms being only mental has gone away. I also got feeling back in my pelvic muscles, which had a lot to do with the previous lack of physical response. So now I get contractions in my pelvic muscles, but don't feel the deeper contractions I had pre-op, which I am really happy about because I didn't like the deeper ones. The only thing I'm not totally happy about is that I seem to barely have skene's fluid, if any, which means post-phallo I probably won't have ejaculate fluid. That's disappointing because I was really hoping I would. But oh well, at least I don't have a vagina anymore.
The suspected wound separation at the fourchette seems to be going away on it's own. I'll continue to keep an eye on it but I doubt it'll get worse at this point.
The UTI, or whatever it was, cleared up fully and I haven't had another issue since.
This will be my last update. Like I said at the top, feel free to ask any questions you'd like. I'll probably answer anything. Also, on my profile I have a layout of my surgical staging and some FAQ if you'd like to check that out.
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I come bearing a gift from r/medicalgore
I'm mobile faggin' it, hope these spoilers work becos it's very gross.
Repair of recto-vaginal fistula in a male-to-female trans patient
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TL;DR his vag was leaking feces. Don't you hate when that happens, ladies?
>>A 24-year-old male-to-female transgender adult with a body mass index of 25.8 kg/m2 who underwent gender reassignment surgery through penoscrotal flap vaginoplasty [6] in an external center was admitted to our clinic with the complaint of fecal incontinence through the vagina. Her medical history revealed no comorbidities or previous surgery, and she was using psychiatric drugs. After the initial surgery, neovaginal dilatation was performed using specifically designed dilators to prevent neovaginal stenosis, and fecal incontinence through the vagina occurred three months after the initial surgery. The patient was followed for a couple of months; however, no spontaneous closure of the fistula was noted. In our clinic, physical examination was performed in the lithotomy position under the supervision of a gynecologist, and methylene blue dye was given via the transanal route, which was fistulized to the vagina through the anterior wall. The fecal diversion was decided to prevent fecal contamination of the fistula tract and to provide secondary healing. Transverse end colostomy was performed. After three months of surgery, the patient was reexamined in the lithotomy position. However, the methylene blue dye, which was given via the transanal route was found to be fistulized to the vagina through the anterior wall. As a result, restorative perineal graciloplasty was planned. Written informed consent was obtained from the patient.
>>The gracilis muscle is a long and slender muscle located in the adductor compartment of the thigh. Its transposition is a viable option for repairing fistulas between the neovagina and rectum [7]. The operation was performed under general anesthesia in the lithotomy position (Figure 1).
>>Preoperatively prophylactic intravenous antibiotherapy was administered. The neovagina and rectum were cleaned with povidone-iodine, and a Foley bladder catheter was inserted for urine output monitoring. An anterior perineal incision was made between the neovagina and anus. The groove located between the rectum and neovagina was gently dissected, and the fistula was reached. The fistula tract was dissected and primarily repaired using tension-free Vicryl 3/0 sutures (Figure 2). After repair, hydrogen peroxide was injected into the fistula through the anus to ensure that there was no leak from the anterior wall.
>>A transverse incision from the proximal and an oblique incision from the distal left thigh was made, and the gracilis muscle was reached. Through the distal incision, the distal tendon of the gracilis muscle was cut, and the muscle was mobilized, preserving the proximal neurovascular pedicle (Figure 3).
>>A subcutaneous tunnel was created between the proximal thigh incision and perineal incision, and the gracilis muscle was retrieved to the perineum. The muscle was then fixed using the vicryl 3/0 sutures between the anterior rectal wall, which was repaired, and the neovagina (Figure 4).
>>Perineal and thigh wounds were primarily repaired, and aspiration drainage was placed to the surgical site (Figure 5).
>>The patient was hospitalized with bed rest in the ward for two days. No postoperative complications were observed, and she was discharged on day eight. During follow-up, neovaginal dilatation was recommended to prevent neovaginal stenosis. At three months of follow-up in the outpatient setting, an examination was carried out in the lithotomy position, and methylene blue dye was given via the transanal route. No vaginal leak was seen, and the fistula was found to be completely closed.
>>After three months, transverse end colostomy was successfully closed, and the patient was discharged from the hospital uneventfully on day five. At six months of follow-up, she was doing well with a healthy quality of life.
Gynecologists can't tell the difference!
I'm mobile faggin' it, hope these spoilers work becos it's very gross.
Repair of recto-vaginal fistula in a male-to-female trans patient
Journal source
TL;DR his vag was leaking feces. Don't you hate when that happens, ladies?
>>A 24-year-old male-to-female transgender adult with a body mass index of 25.8 kg/m2 who underwent gender reassignment surgery through penoscrotal flap vaginoplasty [6] in an external center was admitted to our clinic with the complaint of fecal incontinence through the vagina. Her medical history revealed no comorbidities or previous surgery, and she was using psychiatric drugs. After the initial surgery, neovaginal dilatation was performed using specifically designed dilators to prevent neovaginal stenosis, and fecal incontinence through the vagina occurred three months after the initial surgery. The patient was followed for a couple of months; however, no spontaneous closure of the fistula was noted. In our clinic, physical examination was performed in the lithotomy position under the supervision of a gynecologist, and methylene blue dye was given via the transanal route, which was fistulized to the vagina through the anterior wall. The fecal diversion was decided to prevent fecal contamination of the fistula tract and to provide secondary healing. Transverse end colostomy was performed. After three months of surgery, the patient was reexamined in the lithotomy position. However, the methylene blue dye, which was given via the transanal route was found to be fistulized to the vagina through the anterior wall. As a result, restorative perineal graciloplasty was planned. Written informed consent was obtained from the patient.
>>The gracilis muscle is a long and slender muscle located in the adductor compartment of the thigh. Its transposition is a viable option for repairing fistulas between the neovagina and rectum [7]. The operation was performed under general anesthesia in the lithotomy position (Figure 1).
>>Preoperatively prophylactic intravenous antibiotherapy was administered. The neovagina and rectum were cleaned with povidone-iodine, and a Foley bladder catheter was inserted for urine output monitoring. An anterior perineal incision was made between the neovagina and anus. The groove located between the rectum and neovagina was gently dissected, and the fistula was reached. The fistula tract was dissected and primarily repaired using tension-free Vicryl 3/0 sutures (Figure 2). After repair, hydrogen peroxide was injected into the fistula through the anus to ensure that there was no leak from the anterior wall.
>>A transverse incision from the proximal and an oblique incision from the distal left thigh was made, and the gracilis muscle was reached. Through the distal incision, the distal tendon of the gracilis muscle was cut, and the muscle was mobilized, preserving the proximal neurovascular pedicle (Figure 3).
>>A subcutaneous tunnel was created between the proximal thigh incision and perineal incision, and the gracilis muscle was retrieved to the perineum. The muscle was then fixed using the vicryl 3/0 sutures between the anterior rectal wall, which was repaired, and the neovagina (Figure 4).
>>Perineal and thigh wounds were primarily repaired, and aspiration drainage was placed to the surgical site (Figure 5).
>>The patient was hospitalized with bed rest in the ward for two days. No postoperative complications were observed, and she was discharged on day eight. During follow-up, neovaginal dilatation was recommended to prevent neovaginal stenosis. At three months of follow-up in the outpatient setting, an examination was carried out in the lithotomy position, and methylene blue dye was given via the transanal route. No vaginal leak was seen, and the fistula was found to be completely closed.
>>After three months, transverse end colostomy was successfully closed, and the patient was discharged from the hospital uneventfully on day five. At six months of follow-up, she was doing well with a healthy quality of life.
Gynecologists can't tell the difference!
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Please do!
This woman is absolutely batshit and obviously had some form of severe trauma. The hatred she has over her own body that she can't even have women care for her postoperatively?
I've been involved in cases where a woman who has suffered serious abuse has requested a "closed" theatre with preference for only female nurses postop which isn't too difficult to accommodate given the ratio of men:women in nursing.
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To be fair, I think we can conclude that having a big chunk of your leg flesh taken out and reattached in the groin area is an increasingly common female experience, so kudos for the gender affirmation!
The thing men are definitely known for: only wanting other dudes to see them naked and vulnerable.Please do!
This woman is absolutely batshit and obviously had some form of severe trauma. The hatred she has over her own body that she can't even have women care for her postoperatively?
I've been involved in cases where a woman who has suffered serious abuse has requested a "closed" theatre with preference for only female nurses postop which isn't too difficult to accommodate given the ratio of men:women in nursing.
I've heard of limb lengthening; IIRC the procedure was invented to deal with people who had unequal leg lengths due to polio, other bone diseases, or accidents. But limb SHORTENING? I couldn't imagine any ethical surgeon doing that.
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MCRN_Tachi_ECF270 decided on some unique SRS pics.
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Zero-depth (Colo stage 1) with Stiller in Spokane, WA (3 months post-op)
He's a former marine with a wife and three kids.
And yes they have to call him 'Mom'.
He's about 5 years HRT so he's another one who baby trapped his wife.
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Zero-depth (Colo stage 1) with Stiller in Spokane, WA (3 months post-op)
I had stage-1 colovaginoplasty (zero-depth) with Dr Stiller in Spokane WA on Feb 6, 2024. I am now 3 months post-op! Having my second procedure in late June.
And yes they have to call him 'Mom'.
He's about 5 years HRT so he's another one who baby trapped his wife.
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How heccin' manly of the little dood.
As for Shittin'Ditch, its not even the first one I've heard of that ends up with shit leaking out of their amhole.
These Fleshcrafters are fucking quacks that operate fast and sloppy and lazy, and its a fairly common side effect of having a hole bored back into your taint that was never meant to be there.
But I'm sure Mr Shittin'Ditch would have zero regrets if you asked him.
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It is sometimes done for the same reason as limb lengthing, but much rarer.
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I found its Facebook, because I may or may not live near by. They work at a military base that has always given me “we do experiments here” kinda vibes
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Aw man this is what babysoots has to look forward to if he survives the next 14 days or so
I’ve never seen a good one. The least-terrible ones ITT are noteworthy for not having tons of necrosis and scar tissue (more different kinds of scar tissue than original tissue.)
At this point I have to shrug and say “well, what did they think was going to happen?”
At the risk of being terminally unfunny: it’s the socket where this guys cock used to live at.
Medical complication euphoria time: rectal-neovaginal fistulgelion
According to the case report this troon managed to perforate their new amhole during dilation and started pooping out of it. I’m hoping (praying) that the wire here was placed diagnostically so the medical team could get a better sense of where the fistula was located in imaging… but it’s also possible this piece of wire is what caused the fistula.
Also that is one heckin’ realistic clitoris eh? Real Women’s clitorises all look like a dome sized chunk of squashed bellend.
Trans joy colostomy procedure to resect the FUBAR bit of colon. (Nothing more affirming than pooping into a bag on your abdomen for months like some kind of old cancer patient!)
I think this is meant to demonstrate the defect in the rectum.
not sure what that is, looks horrible
Post operative this troon was living with catheter, surgical drain for weeks and an ostomy for a couple of months minimum. Apparently it “worked” in the sense that he’s no longer passing shit out of his amhole.
I think the number of troons who end up in hospital with severe complications should be reason enough to banish these procedures back to the the extreme body mod people. At least the patients know they’re heading for crazy stupid risk ville when they’re hiring a tranny ferrier to work on their gelding.
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Medical complication euphoria time: rectal-neovaginal fistulgelion
I think the number of troons who end up in hospital with severe complications should be reason enough to banish these procedures back to the the extreme body mod people. At least the patients know they’re heading for crazy stupid risk ville when they’re hiring a tranny ferrier to work on their gelding.
According to the case report this troon managed to perforate their new amhole during dilation and started pooping out of it. I’m hoping (praying) that the wire here was placed diagnostically so the medical team could get a better sense of where the fistula was located in imaging… but it’s also possible this piece of wire is what caused the fistula.
Also that is one heckin’ realistic clitoris eh? Real Women’s clitorises all look like a dome sized chunk of squashed bellend.
Trans joy colostomy procedure to resect the FUBAR bit of colon. (Nothing more affirming than pooping into a bag on your abdomen for months like some kind of old cancer patient!)
I think this is meant to demonstrate the defect in the rectum.
not sure what that is, looks horrible
Post operative this troon was living with catheter, surgical drain for weeks and an ostomy for a couple of months minimum. Apparently it “worked” in the sense that he’s no longer passing shit out of his amhole.
1. This wirey thingie shows the hole where poopoo from colon passes to amhole. This is wrong, we are going to fix it!
2. First of all, we make hole between amhole and butthole!
3. Next, we make this weird "tunnel" to get leg muscle. You'll see why in next step.
4. Here's the magic! Now the leg muscle gets shoved between amhole and butthole to stop poopoo from leaking!
5. Amhole fistula fixed, no more poopoo in wrong place, all is good now!!! Twanz women are women!!!
Also, izzat some hecking twanzfobia I see? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CHUD! WE DON'T DO DAT HERE!
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Ironically, short men doubt their manhood constantly, which is why they spend so much time trying to prove it.
Insufferable. She hates herself so much that she can't have other women around her.
And this is how you know she has led an extremely sheltered life and has a very low bar by which to judge things.
And interesting choice of words, which could be interpreted quite differently.
That's because you never had sex. If you had, you would have loved that feeling, idiot.
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I can't read this without hearing the Muppets Swedish chef.