Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Chorton...Fren... Kiwi...this is the single greatest gif I've ever seen on the internet. Honestly. :winner:

Also sweet baby Jesus that attempt of a "jump" thats just a crumple. Reminds me of fail videos where cats try to jump but they slip and just plop onto the ground instead. She even throws her hands up like a kid jumping, but no jump happens.
What the fuck would this idiot have done if she had an issue in that pool? There's no dragging her 450 pounds of fat and wet tarp out of the water.
 
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Hey, she bathed for the first time in...who even knows. I think the last time we learned of actual immersion in water was the famed OnlyFans "Peep" show from over two years ago.

...and this one was replete with chlorine, so it might have helped mask the odours of her bodily fungi, growths, and spores. However, I was legitimately and pleasantly surprised to see our lardass actually doing this. With a 450-lb body cloaked in fabric and a belly full of chow, it would have been extraordinarily unpleasant for her to do, but she did it.

Oh, also, Salah is quite overtly a brain-damaged virgin: this video made up my mind. Stephen Hawking had more sex appeal, charisma, and sensuality than this curvy-hipped, blank-eyed child. If any lady wanted to get it on with him, he would loudly guffaw in that intolerable way of his, tentatively touch a breast, awkwardly guffaw again, give her a peck on the nose, more hyucking, pat-pat her vulva as though it were a tot who just ate its vegetables, chortle some more, and so on from there. This dude probably hasn't even fucked his own hand.

ETA: A saltwater pool?! Mega ouch for our seeping-wounds-everywhere heroine.
 
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All I could think watching that, was of her festering, weeping, open wound that has been so bad that she has been dressing herself with those stick on pads for.

Then she says the pool doesn’t smell of chlorine, she thinks it might just be salt water.

Good luck to the rest of the apartment complex residents waking up tomorrow to use the facilities.
 
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FIRST TIME SWIMMING AS A MUSLIM IN KUWAIT WITH MY HUSBAND 5/9/24​

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That's one filthy pool. All that mold along the walls. Would never swim in an unkept pool like that. She would rather nearly drown with all the layers of clothes on than dress like a normal human. It says more about the religion where they make women wear all of those tarps when going for a swim. This shit is bizarre. Why doesn't salah put his foot down and tell her she doesn't need to wear that shit to go swimming.
 
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Oh my god, I've got nothing worthwhile to add here. Chantal made all the jokes for all of us. She "swam" in 20 lbs of wet clothing, clung to Salah who claimed her could "lift" her buoyant fat in a pool (he still couldn't) and sloppily flopped like the big ocean mammal she is. Delightful!

Good content! A+! But why are there leather couches by the swimming area?

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She won't make it home in time before she needs her rest, so she's going to flop onto one of those in her pee filled, soaked tarp. Whatever, not my middle eastern shit-hole. Not my problem. I quite enjoyed whatever the fuck this was.
 
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First, I'll said start by saying I'm proud of Chantal for getting the first exercise she's gotten in years. I hope she keeps it up.... I know she won't.

For the video, Salah is really full of himself here. They splash other, he has Guntal do three cannon balls and a lot of him smiling. He calls her Ursula from the Little Mermaid. Which she takes as a compliment. It's not. The immaturity and insecurity between them is great. Mr. Al Sultan wore a shirt while swimming. That's some Peetz tier shit. Pathetic. I'm starting to think Chantal deserves better.
 
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Then she says the pool doesn’t smell of chlorine, she thinks it might just be salt water.
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Salt water swimming pools are still chlorinated. Unlike traditional chlorine, they don’t smell and are far gentler on the skin and much cheaper to maintain because the chlorine comes from the salt in the water.

Salt water chlorination is a process that uses dissolved salt (1000–4000 ppm or 1–4 g/L) for the chlorination of swimming pools and hot tubs. The chlorine generator (also known as salt cell, salt generator, salt chlorinator, or SWG) uses electrolysis in the presence of dissolved salt to produce chlorine gas or its dissolved forms, hypochlorous acid and sodium hypochlorite, which are already commonly used as sanitizing agents in pools. Hydrogen is produced as byproduct too.
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Just Saying provided an archive on Twitter, and you can view it here.
Here's the yewtube link (note that this was on the Salah and Chantal channel, not the Foodie Beauty one).

LOCAL ARCHIVE PENDING -- watch this space

Archive via Just Saying on Twitter:



Thumbnail via StuffKSaid on Twitter:

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Video tags, complete with misplaced apostrophes, also via StuffKSaid:

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The Twitter gorls are having a grand old time, unsurprisingly:

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The vlog is being covered by posters in this thread, so I'm adding a very brief summary for future reference.

SUMMARY IN PROGRESS

  • No opening music, no Cameo ad.
  • Pool area has couches.
  • Pool just filled for summer.
  • FUNCLE FEET.
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  • Burkini is too form-fitting. Wearing leggings, underslip, and "flowy shirt" (navy shiny-looking one). Also hijab.
  • Bucket and mop visible in the background. This pool is gross. Also some sort of big white tanks?
  • Salah giggling like an actual mental defective when she slides into the water from a seated position.
  • She's floating, sort of.
  • Salah is wearing trunks and a black shirt. Of note, his hair looks awfully poofy for someone who supposedly just went to the barber.
  • Friendly reminder: BITCH TITS BITCH TITS BITCH TITS
  • They get in a splash fight. Pool seems very shallow, maybe 4 feet or something.
  • Salah tries-- and fails, badly-- to carry her. BUT HE COULD LIFT KAIBELLA!
  • Salah's spoken English has not improved.
  • Both speak to the phone on the side of the pool as if it's an actual person.
  • They're going to race. This teaches us that Salah is very bad at backstroke, and Chantal is very bad at what I think is supposed to be breaststroke. As a reminder: she's not getting her breasts stroked by Salah.
  • Salah wins, but it's a very Special Olympics-style victory, if you catch my drift.
  • She actually puts the jump into the pool in slo-mo. It's . . . something.
  • Salah says she jumps like Tarzan.
  • She says: "I think I can do more things than I give myself credit for, actually."
  • Look, the special ed kids are having a really good time at the pool. Can't knock that (but I can certainly laugh at it, and I intend to).
  • They do a "bro fist" and give each other a high five, which is the closest they've ever come to consumating their relationship and the most affection they've ever shown onscreen.
  • Salah grabs her hand (he's such a kid, and not in a good way) and accidentally drags her into the deep end. Actual alarm on her face as she starts to lose her footing.
  • Says she can do Jane Fonda water aerobics.
  • Says they can reserve the pool and guarantee that no one else will come while they're using it.
  • Says it's currently midnight. Our gunt is nocturnal.
  • She's having a good time, for real. It's probably much less pain with movement than she's accustomed to. They're mostly goofing around, but movement is movement.
  • They're walking hand-in-hand to test the pool's depth. This is Salah's idea.
  • Speaking of Salah, he's eye-fucking himself every time he looks in the camera. You probably already knew that.
  • Says he thinks the deep end is 185 cm (= 6 feet, or technically very slightly over).
  • She edits little hearts over their hand-holding.
  • Floor of pool is slick, which she keeps saying must be because it's clean. No chlorine smell, says she thinks it's a saltwater pool.
  • Says she wants to jump in again and do a cannonball. Salah gives her a pretty hilarious look that says "bitch, you serious right now?"
  • She says "count to three," so he counts down from three. It's very much like a kid looking for a parent's approval (except it's two kids, so whatever).
  • Her shirt ballons over her head, and we see her great big giant pasty white gunt. She says it almost drowned her. Notably, Salah kept filming rather than trying to help.
  • "Babe, you look like the queen mermaid!" She edits in a picture of Ursula.
  • Slows down footage of her posing in the pool.
  • She points out the bathroom, which she's apparently just noticing? Salah explains what a bathroom is for.
  • She asks him if she feels light in the pool. He lies and says yes.
  • He attempts to give her a ride on his back. She's holding onto his shoulders, and he's dragging her behind him like she's a fat and dimwitted superhero cape.
  • Now Salah jumps in. It was girly.
  • He shakes his hair/fur like a dog.
  • More funcle foot footage!
  • They "dance" in the water. Piano music overlaid.
  • Chantal explains pool lanes to Salah. He didn't actually seem to know.
  • She says they'll be doing this a lot more.
  • Gunt out!

I guess I lied about it being a short summary. Brevity isn't my thing.

Honest to Allah, 10/10, quality content, more of this, please.
 
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