Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Well, I guess if Marty and Fry can do it...

God, Chris is disgusting.

You brought it upon yourself.
Wait, why can't I send this video.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I think its likely that Chris is going to claim that this is a sign that the timeline is healing

 

[D_Tractor]

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I think its likely that Chris is going to claim that this is a sign that the timeline is healing

Original tweet: https://twitter.com/EquestriaDaily/status/1788340287233814661

 

[Strangolapreti]

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I think its likely that Chris is going to claim that this is a sign that the timeline is healing

More likely they cling to past shit because new stuff isn't attracting anyone.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Original tweet: https://twitter.com/EquestriaDaily/status/1788340287233814661

Thanks for adding it because I forgot

 

[King Kiwi]

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I think its likely that Chris is going to claim that this is a sign that the timeline is healing

It means they weren't making enough money with G5.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

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I think its likely that Chris is going to claim that this is a sign that the timeline is healing

The timeline is healing, the universes are coming back together, there is work to be done!

 

[Random Internet Person]

It means they weren't making enough money with G5.

G4 and Friendship is Magic did Gangbusters for Hasbro. And I guess G5 hasn’t.

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I think its likely that Chris is going to claim that this is a sign that the timeline is healing

Equestria Daily? Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

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I think its likely that Chris is going to claim that this is a sign that the timeline is healing

THE TIMELINE WON'T BE IN CHAOOOSS ANYMORE!!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Chris being happy is one thing but if we see a fucking brony revival I'm going to be pissed.

Be prepared to bully them as hard as possible.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Didn’t G5 pretty much end already? I thought I remembered someone in one of these threads saying it had been over for a while and was just a standard, limited, little girl focused franchise like 1-3 were. If it’s over, I guess rebranding back to the most lucrative expression of the brand in the intermission years until the next adaptation just makes economic sense, although scrolling through the replies it’s enabling some of the worst people to ever exist.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Calling it now, in 2 years they will announce a continuation of Gen 4.

 

[Pedophobe]

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I think its likely that Chris is going to claim that this is a sign that the timeline is healing

Okay now I do think Chris is dead. He sacrificed Himself to bring salvation to this world by resurrecting the G4 ponies.

 

[The Dude]

I think it means the channel is run developmentally arrested, mentally retarded faggots who have an unhealthy interest with a cartoon intended for pre-teen girls.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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I think its likely that Chris is going to claim that this is a sign that the timeline is healing

How will the weens react to this?

 

[The_Luck_Boy]

Okay now I do think Chris is dead. He sacrificed Himself to bring salvation to this world by resurrecting the G4 ponies.

Naw, some ween threw acid in his face in a Walmart parking lot and now he's permanently blind, the timing is just God torturing him while he lays in a hospital bed unable to every look at his phone again... Now he can't watch the new episodes, play Vidya, watch porn, drive, draw (Though being blind might improve it), do anything by himself so Caden will get tired of that shit REAL quick and throw his ass out.... huh. Chris suddenly going blind would actually probably be what makes him finally kill himself.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris being happy is one thing.

I'm sure he would be, if he wasn't dead.

I refuse to believe he's alive until there's proof.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I think it means the channel is run developmentally arrested, mentally retarded faggots who have an unhealthy interest with a cartoon intended for pre-teen girls.

*Pre School

 

[Ammyterasu]

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I think its likely that Chris is going to claim that this is a sign that the timeline is healing

If that won't make zombie!Chris react then I don't know what will.

I doubt they will bring it back for real, but it would be absolutely hilarious if he gets monkey paw'd and, instead of a continuation with everything exactly as it was, it's a hard reboot with the "GoPony" art style he hates, different voice actors and stories that appeal to the TikTok zoomers' audience which he can't relate to.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm sure he would be, if he wasn't dead.

I refuse to believe he's alive until there's proof.

He was picking up rocks the other day wasn't he?

I don't care what those Praetor fags had in mind, Chris is sitting in that dude's room being a lump. The most important thing to know about Chris is that every attempt to get Chris to do something, for weal or woe, inevitably backfires. That Caden guy is probably just grasping at a bit of his SSI and regretting it every day, as he should. I hope he gets an earful about the god damn ponies again.