How would you plan the perfect Kiwi Farms wedding?

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

If two Kiwi Farmers were getting married (after meeting on the forums of course) what would be the ideal wedding plans?

Would you have Null officate wedding? Or would you try to get the Gothic Bad Boy- King Cobra to officate?

Would the wedding cake be kiwi flavored?

 

[winterfag]

I dunno but all the recent gay group DM drama makes me worried about the bachelor party

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Instead of tossing a bouquet we toss a silver coin in the air and let a jew Kiwi catch it.

 

[The Backwards Man]

With lots of pizza and NO hollandaise sauce.

 

[Digital Snow]

You'd have to get a few kiwis to run around and let people pet and feed them.

 

[gobbles]

These exist:



And Mr. Kiwi is wearing a top hat

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It would be a surprise wedding involving chloroform and zip ties.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Obnoxious amounts of neon green everywhere.

 

[and and and and]

I don't know how Null feels about hosting gay weddings

 

[KittyGremlin]

We're gonna gangstalk Chris Chan like the good old days

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

I dunno but all the recent gay group DM drama makes me worried about the bachelor party

I'm afraid to ask, but... what?

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Given his extensive legal experience I would recommend Russell Greer be the officiant.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, archive it."

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Limo Driver: Michael Snyder
Officiated by: Liquid Chris
Best men wear Pickle Suits
As for the location....a quick search of wedding venues in Ruckserville turns up:

"Welsh Run Farm is a wedding and event venue located in Ruckersville, Virginia, only minutes from Shenandoah National Park and a two-hour drive from DC. With over 18 acres of gorgeous scenery and idyllic wildlife, the team is delighted to welcome intimate gatherings of all kinds. Whether you’re searching for the ideal place to host your engagement party, elopement, ceremony, or reception, this locale offers it all."

 

[Punished Mirabeau B Lamar]

I would have it scheduled next to an outdoor gun range so there's a constant feeling of unease for the guests listening to a constant BANG BANG BANG and a 80 year old range officer scream his head off at someone who dared to fire twice within a five second span of time.

 

[Fag Albert]

I don't know how id plan it but i know that halfway through id be tasered by the pigs for getting into a brawl with the tranny Diana Ross impersonator that will inevitably show up either as a prank or because someone wanted him there on purpose

 

[The Cunting Death]

I wouldn't.

 

[Blackstar]

Sonic Totem cake.

 

[Aunt Carol]

All of the speeches at the reception would end with the toaster noting that <bride/groom> is fat and the toaster would not have sex with them.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

The only available drink will be orange Fanta that no should drink under any circumstances