Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

Henya's Revenge said:
Tbf that's pretty normal if a barbecue restaurant has a smoker that large, or larger. However it's a clean mop that is only used for that specific purpose.
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I've seen this done by Brazilians, as well as at hog roasts. Amazon even has a top 12 list of best mops for the purpose.
 
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Crispy Jakes said:
High quality* Basting brushes are food safe.
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FTFY
Let's be real here, that solidified plastic smoothie in the form of a brush most fast food joints order in bulk from china is made from the exact same shit
Red Bird said:
Delicious African food!
Ypipo just don't get it, smh no culture
(It's okra stew, supposedly, hence the texture, but they assure us it's actually delicious)

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That aside, why is your mom serving you food like she's in a hurry serving up the whole commune, or is the texture such that you can't even ladle the stuff into a bowl, you have to toss it to detach it from the rest of the beast? If so, I can't imagine how you'd consume it
 
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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
I just made it using 3 slices of white bread and its..... alright? I mean it's bread but it's not terrible. I would rate this as college meal/10.

Ie: something I would make drunk
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I mean if you want to go in dry. No butter not even a little jelly or something? You're just going to smash that shit dry?
I mean there has to be some kind of lubrication between the moist bread and the dry bread.
 
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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
en.m.wikipedia.org

Toast sandwich - Wikipedia

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yes but the middle part is toast!
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The thing is, nobody actually eats a "toast sandwich". It was something that someone put in a home ec book 150 years ago, which was the 19th century equivalent of those idiot lifestyle blogs where people try and craft a "unique" presentation of their boring lives, and then promptly forgotten about until a rando at the Royal Society decided to "revive" it for grant money. The media astroturfed it into something they could write human interest stories about. The original "recipe" was invented to go in a book. Its entire existence is about generating attention and money. You can even see this in the references on the page. There's the original book in 1861, and then literally nothing else until 2011, when it suddenly exploded into prominence because someone wanted to have his picture in a newspaper.

The Toast sandwiches of meme fame are not a real thing. All the "toast sandwiches" that people claim to eat are just regular sandwiches with a slice of toast in the middle, to give it some extra crunch. It's like croutons on salad.

Now, crisp sandwiches, on the other hand, are very real. Bread, butter, salt and vinegar crisps. Yummy snack.
 
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Ponzo said:
Its pretty normal and not limited to the negro, probably easier if you cook high volumes, i just hope their mop isn't used to actually mop and put on the floor after using it

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Brits can keep debating whether WashedYourSister sauce has 3 or 4 or 5 syllables
Americans know it's only 2

That aside, considering this is Gordon Ramsey I fully expected him to hear that and go "OH MAH GAAAAAAAAAAWD WHAT ARE YOU DOING AAAAAAAAAAAA" the man is so dramatic and trying to hard to cover up the fact that he's actually a mediocre chef that can throw a fit over a misplaced needle of rosemary
Actually, that seems to be something we see a lot ITT
The first sign of a bad cook pretending to be better than they actually are is making a scene out of the simplest little things, if you think cooking is rocket surgery, you're probably bad at it
 
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teriyakiburns said:
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Now, crisp sandwiches, on the other hand, are very real. Bread, butter, salt and vinegar crisps. Yummy snack.
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any type of bread? I'm make it and report back

NyQuilninja said:
I mean if you want to go in dry. No butter not even a little jelly or something? You're just going to smash that shit dry?
I mean there has to be some kind of lubrication between the moist bread and the dry bread.
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ARE YOU SUGGESTING I SEASON THAY BREAD?
 
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