Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[AfghanBlue]

Morality aside, who in their right mind would care about their $1300/month (or whatever it is) disability if they had $10M lump or $30k/month for life?

And "especially as a check"? As opposed to what? A load of pennies? Direct deposit is a problem?

She is so stupid. Has there ever been a thing she has posted that wasn't a pretense to talk about her poor-me life and advertise she is "disabled"?

And my dear, you meant, "squirrel away."

A load of pennies would infact be LESS sus than a cheque, for those of us without a phoney charidee.

Also.
I've seen people use "square away" so much that I thought /think it's become it's own phrase, independent from "squirrel it" - meaning less "stuff into the matress" and more, "okay it with the taxman, make it all fit nicely".. Aka COUGH white man shit, staph!

But yanks really do just power on with mispronunciation errors so idk.
"Chock it up" to them being "chalk full of" em.

 

[VisceraNexus]

I think VN here is the evil spirit from Stephanie's family that she's going to beg the shaman for help with, lol

I gotta say the moment I saw her on a post of a distant friend I just about lost it. Since then she pops up every now and again, of course only ever talking about herself and her interests, though admittedly the much more mundane ones. As I was about to screenshot I realized I would not only be outting my friend to her in a way that I don't want to involve said friend in, but would be very difficult to hide myself and that friend from the Farms with. I love you guys but no thanks! It's also just not that interesting, but does confirm that since her Twitter break she is present on her other known social media accounts.

I can't let my evil spirit side hustle get exposed like that, god dammit.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

A load of pennies would infact be LESS sus than a cheque, for those of us without a phoney charidee.

Also.
I've seen people use "square away" so much that I thought /think it's become it's own phrase, independent from "squirrel it" - meaning less "stuff into the matress" and more, "okay it with the taxman, make it all fit nicely".
But yanks really do just power on with mispronunciation errors so idk.
"Chock it up" to them being "chalk full of" em.

Ugh, I've not seen "square away" used in the sense of putting money aside. And I object! Getting something squared away is a thing, but the meaning is more for getting a bunch of open items/ things things put in order or completed/ resolved. It's close-ish, but there's no reference to sorting out, e.g., taxes [and the Q said no taxes] or putting together an estate plan or similar, so 99% likely she just meant saved, which would be squirrel away. Hold the line, folks .

All and all, we need to nip this kind of language bastardization in the butt. In truce, Steph has been getting off scotch-free, when, for all intensive purposes, she's just a social leopard who spends half her life at least metaphorically curled up in a feeble position, imagining she's an escape goat who is severly overdue for her just deserves - well, when she's not begging Loki to help her extract revenge on her detractors. I guess it's a mute point, though; everyone of her supposedly last-stitch efforts to gain approval and followers is just a rouge, and she clearly actually corks disapproval. I'm just biting my time until she makes the next big foe par.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I gotta say the moment I saw her on a post of a distant friend I just about lost it. Since then she pops up every now and again, of course only ever talking about herself and her interests, though admittedly the much more mundane ones. As I was about to screenshot I realized I would not only be outting my friend to her in a way that I don't want to involve said friend in, but would be very difficult to hide myself and that friend from the Farms with. I love you guys but no thanks! It's also just not that interesting, but does confirm that since her Twitter break she is present on her other known social media accounts.

I can't let my evil spirit side hustle get exposed like that, god dammit.

Understoo, fren.
But man. You should do some -subtle- personal investigations on her relationship with your friend, and see if any nuggets of golden milk drop from it.

@Friend of Dorothy Parker I see you're amusing your bouche, so bone apple teeth. But im gonna need you to be a touch more pacific when you are giving real linguistic guidance in here.

(some of thsoe examples were really hard to witness. Fucking ouch. I thought the photo albums of endless screenshots of British Facebook marketplace users selling "chester draws" were bad)

 

[pink cigarettes]

It's quite telling that her reaction to winning $10mil wouldn't be "wow, how can I give back o my community" but "wait, how do I make sure the government keeps giving me gibs?"

Community organizer, ladies and gents.

She's not only a midwit, but middle class. Stephanie will probably need assistance for the rest of her life, but she's also incredibly spoiled, with only a very abstract idea of what it's like for people who survive mostly on gibs. The kind of life where you're homeless if there's a policy change, ykwim?

I guarantee she regards SSI as just some faraway money present sent to her by the evil government. Therefore, accepting the money is actually very radical and rebellious of her, tyvm; she's basically doing an antifa activism by getting it, and if she had $10mil it would be very revolutionary to trick the govt into continuing to send her money. Nevermind the other people who could use the finite amount of funds! No, she's basically an anarcho-warrior merely for being on welfare lol

Ugh, I've not seen "square away" used in the sense of putting money aside. And I object! Getting something squared away is a thing, but the meaning is more for getting a bunch of open items/ things things put in order or completed/ resolved. It's close-ish, but there's no reference to sorting out, e.g., taxes [and the Q said no taxes] or putting together an estate plan or similar, so 99% likely she just meant saved, which would be squirrel away. Hold the line, folks .

All and all, we need to nip this kind of language bastardization in the butt. In truce, Steph has been getting off scotch-free, when, for all intensive purposes, she's just a social leopard who spends half her life at least metaphorically curled up in a feeble position, imagining she's an escape goat who is severly overdue for her just deserves - well, when she's not begging Loki to help her extract revenge on her detractors. I guess it's a mute point, though; everyone of her supposedly last-stitch efforts to gain approval and followers is just a rouge, and she clearly actually corks disapproval. I'm just biting my time until she makes the next big foe par.

Ime "squared away" means having everything in order. (Your suitcase, your plans, your clean kitchen, whatever.) It's very common in the US military. It is a real term, but doesn't make any sense how she used it. Unless she meant "the plan I already have in place to exploit and embezzle." And frankly I think she's too stupid to think that far ahead lol

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Man, she's been so boring. When she first got back on Tumblr it was so fun, because there was the Naptime drama and long essays defending herself. I liked that I didn't have to screencap those epic Twitter threads of discourse, but I have to admit - I miss her Twitter slapfights.

The only screenshots of interest from the last day:

There are many jokes to be had about this. However, she claims to have a cannibal kink, as she says in her bio, yet she put this on Reddit:

Pick a side.


That hashtag LOL. Great answer, virgin.


Please write some smut, you're being boring.

Her alt Twitter has 7 followers and a whopping 91 posts. I'm going to stop counting and start praying to Loki to make her unprivate it/start using her main again. Come on Loki, make me regret wanting to see her get into slapfights again because the screenshotting drove me insane last time.

@VisceraNexus I can't believe she's been more active on Facebook, what a total boomer.

 

[often puzzled]

I guarantee she regards SSI as just some faraway money present sent to her by the evil government. Therefore, accepting the money is actually very radical and rebellious of her, tyvm; she's basically doing an antifa activism by getting it, and if she had $10mil it would be very revolutionary to trick the govt into continuing to send her money. Nevermind the other people who could use the finite amount of funds! No, she's basically an anarcho-warrior merely for being on welfare lol

She'll be in the good company of the fundamentalist Mormons (FLDS), who call this "bleeding the beast." I'm always amazed by the horseshoe nature of all these people.

 

[pink cigarettes]

She'll be in the good company of the fundamentalist Mormons (FLDS), who call this "bleeding the beast." I'm always amazed by the horseshoe nature of all these people.

Amazing. Even dumb highschool punk rock kids have better class analysis than that lol.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

There are many jokes to be had about this. However, she claims to have a cannibal kink, as she says in her bio, yet she put this on Reddit:

Pick a side.

Guess she only wants to be eaten when she’s already dead... Guess she couldn’t handle the sheer amount of pain it’d be.

Wimp.

edit:
speaking of cannibalism

 

[pink cigarettes]

Guess she only wants to be eaten when she’s already dead... Guess she couldn’t handle the sheer amount of pain it’d be.

Wimp.

edit:
speaking of cannibalism
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Oh good grief, that's the stupid hick horror film where Lena Dunham plays an inbred drooling pet to a family of weird perverts (so, herself)

 

[Chromeo]

So I just found something I completely forgot ever existed. Back in 2011, Stephanie had my (and a bunch of the other kids') email addresses and kept in touch with us via email. There were two main email addresses, one from some kind of EDU and one from Yahoo. I don't want to dox my personal email address/name, or Stephanie's old emails since I don't think she uses them, so I blurred out the identifying info. I can't post every email right now, but here's the first couple from the EDU. I can start on posting the others later today. If the recipients are blurred out, it's because she sent a mass email. It's a bunch of names we've seen in here before like Cierra, Michiie, Hannah, Mary, etc.
Please forgive any cringe from my responses, I was 16.

Spoiler: Michael needs your support

Spoiler: Heath

Spoiler: Heath--one more email

Spoiler: OHHH.MYYYY.GOOODDD.

Spoiler: tail end of a conversation I had started

Spoiler: Hello all

There are more emails from just this address, plus the other one, and a lot of back and forth under that first email of "Hello all," but I'm very tired right now. I can screenshot the rest later. Let me know if you guys prefer the tall thin screencaps or if I can do them wider with longer paragraphs like that last one. Gotta say, I didn't remember any of these, it was a real shock finding these emails.

 

[An empty shill]

Man, she's been so boring. When she first got back on Tumblr it was so fun, because there was the Naptime drama and long essays defending herself. I liked that I didn't have to screencap those epic Twitter threads of discourse, but I have to admit - I miss her Twitter slapfights.

*GASP!*
Is, is she learning to be more sneaky and cunning?
What's the world coming too when we can't get our daily dose of dipshit Steffles?!?!

All joking aside,
I'm a total tech tard when it comes to apps, so I have to ask; can you use twitter on a desktop/tablet?
I ask because maybe, this alt account is on another device beside her phone.
Like, maybe someone on tumblr showed her she could use the app without a phone, and now, she's doing that so she can hide being on the app from her parents?

Also, it doesn't surprise me she's picking fights on facebook, she really doesn't care what kind of attention she gets, so long as it's attention, huh? It'd be funny, if it weren't so sad...

 

[Pee Your Pants]

So I just found something I completely forgot ever existed. Back in 2011, Stephanie had my (and a bunch of the other kids') email addresses and kept in touch with us via email.

What an INCREDIBLE find. Ghost husbando lunacy is my favourite type of Staph content and this is pure gold.

Michael Jackson wanting to commit ghost suicide, him being accused of being a demon, his ability to split his soul, his *blushes* sex romps with Staph, Staph's plans to join the Peace Corps (LOL)... Please post more if you find them. Personally I prefer the skinny screenshots but only because I like browsing on my phone.

I'm a total tech tard when it comes to apps, so I have to ask; can you use twitter on a desktop/tablet?

Yes, you can browse Twitter on a desktop. I presume you can also do it on a tablet, either via the app or browser. I liked the theory that the Frigs stopped her using her main account, but she reblogged something the other day using it. I don't know whether they blocked the website/made her delete the app on her new phone. It's probably easy to get around, if the theory is somewhat true. We know that she's sneaky.

 

[moorhen]

Michael Jackson wanting to commit ghost suicide

I love the Stephs go to has been “I’ll kill myself” for so long that even Michael Jackson’s ghost was doing it.

It’s weird that this MJ types exactly like Steph and not like the one that she was channeling when she was calling people niggers. And that he types exactly like Heath Ledger, who very kindly took a break from being dead to email on Stephs behalf.

So much of those emails is her manipulating children into lying for her, which is peak groomer behaviour.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Staph wanted to be in the mf PEACE CORPS
?!
LOL

Edit - honestly kinda grim the potential kind of exploitative shit she could have got up in something like that, if she wasn't lol fat. Rapists and stuff join those kind of orgs that go into chaotic regions and pray upon the most vulnerable of vulnerable people.

 

[Meowzers]

So I just found something I completely forgot ever existed. Back in 2011, Stephanie had my (and a bunch of the other kids') email addresses and kept in touch with us via email. There were two main email addresses, one from some kind of EDU and one from Yahoo. I don't want to dox my personal email address/name, or Stephanie's old emails since I don't think she uses them, so I blurred out the identifying info. I can't post every email right now, but here's the first couple from the EDU. I can start on posting the others later today. If the recipients are blurred out, it's because she sent a mass email. It's a bunch of names we've seen in here before like Cierra, Michiie, Hannah, Mary, etc.
Please forgive any cringe from my responses, I was 16.

Spoiler: Michael needs your support

View attachment 5977241

Spoiler: Heath

View attachment 5977244

Spoiler: Heath--one more email

View attachment 5977245

Spoiler: OHHH.MYYYY.GOOODDD.

View attachment 5977256

Spoiler: tail end of a conversation I had started

View attachment 5977259

Spoiler: Hello all

View attachment 5977273

There are more emails from just this address, plus the other one, and a lot of back and forth under that first email of "Hello all," but I'm very tired right now. I can screenshot the rest later. Let me know if you guys prefer the tall thin screencaps or if I can do them wider with longer paragraphs like that last one. Gotta say, I didn't remember any of these, it was a real shock finding these emails.

jfc i know we all say staph's a failed cult leader but these emails just exemplify that. they're so creepy. "whatever you do, just support Michael." literal cult leader shit *blushes and giggles nervously*
and Mary mention! she's a mystery in staph lore that's always eluded me. they apparently talk every day about ghost shit, even to this day.

as much as i want to see more emails,

Spoiler: chromeo...

@Chromeo, you've done a good job being anonymous here, but you've pretty much completely doxxed yourself to staph at this point. i'm worried (but the drama loving hoe in me is so so so curious) about what she'd do if she saw that you have these old emails and got in contact with you. shes been known to dox others to throw them under the bus to get out of sticky situations, and child grooming cult shit is the stickiest situation of all i trust you knew the risks uploading these?

 

[Chromeo]

@Chromeo, you've done a good job being anonymous here, but you've pretty much completely doxxed yourself to staph at this point. i'm worried (but the drama loving hoe in me is so so so curious) about what she'd do if she saw that you have these old emails and got in contact with you. shes been known to dox others to throw them under the bus to get out of sticky situations, and child grooming cult shit is the stickiest situation of all i trust you knew the risks uploading these?

I knew there'd be a risk, but if someone really wanted to dox me they already could. There's a small pool of child victims and I'm one of them, it wouldn't be rocket science to suss out which one is me. The only reason I figure nobody here has done that is because my identity isn't relevant.
As far as Stephanie leaking my email address, she'd either have to remember it based on some 13 year old emails she sent to half a dozen people (she can't even remember the name of her favorite ice cream, c'mon) OR she'd have to have access to her old email addresses and be able to look these up herself.
BUT if she can access the emails and retrieve my email address, that means I have working email addresses of hers too. It's mutually assured destruction. Not to mention she deletes her accounts all the time while KiwiFarms backs up everything. My email dox would be gone as soon as she DFE's her latest Twitter or Tumblr, meanwhile her dox would be saved here for all eternity. One of us has the benefit of fading into obscurity and it isn't her.
Ultimately, I don't think she's going to do anything to me. If she sees this she'll probably say the emails are fake and we're all taking it out of context anyway and bla bla bla, but she's a loser. Who cares what she thinks? Any kind of retaliation would only reflect poorly on her. After all, I'm not the one who groomed children and blamed it on a suicidal ghost.

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

These emails are fascinating.

Staph is a malignant retard, her attempts at manipulation are ridiculous, and I'm thankful that she was too stupid to create a internet cult because god knows she tried.

thank you for posting these, @Chromeo.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

I am so glad you got out, Chromeo. Just wanted to say.

(And on a practical note, narrow screenshots are preferred for me since I often am browsing my phone when I check the farms)

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Once upon a time, Staph talked to the ghosts of the Columbine shooters.

The harm was that they were still suffering.

Oh boo hoo, those poor uwu sad boys, we must pity them for shooting up a school and getting the sads after.

You find that a lot with these guys (i.e., infamous criminals)... They don't like being idolized, they're wracked with guilt, and want to be left the fuck ALONE.

Doesn't stop you marrying them, though.

Trust me, as someone who is pretty maligned for how I've made a soul connection to a certain someone... just don't. It's not worth the pain. Even if (and it's a long shot, like OP said) you actually manage to conjure the real one, the social backlash is almost enough to kill you.

There's still time to turn your life around, Staph. You could dump Jeff, set him free, and save yourself from the constant backlash that apparently is enough to kill you. Please don't dump him.

And just in case Tumblr is unaware of her infamous identity: