Nick Contino / Lilly Contino / lillytino / @lillytino_ / Buffalo Grill - The pinnacle of trans entitlement. Foodie streamer. Pronoun critic. "Excuse me, underpaid immigrant staffer, it's ma'am. Tender your resignation immediately. Also there is a sprig of thyme in this drink, I want it remade and brought back."

Poonocchio said:
I'm not a penis owner, and in the limited amount of penis' I've seen I've definitely seen the odd stray hair midway on the shaft.. That's why they have to have the electrolysis on it so it isn't there when it's inverted.. I'm not talking full on uniform follicles like they have on a pooner arm roll up, but I've 100% seen hair on them.
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They absolutely are not supposed to be haired, at least along the tube bit of the marshmellow. The base area of the lollipop perhaps a little but the chocolatey shaft itself? Liar or mutant.
 
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Teghern said:
They absolutely are not supposed to be haired, at least along the tube bit of the marshmellow. The base area of the lollipop perhaps a little but the chocolatey shaft itself? Liar or mutant.
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I think it is more common than you think.
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ETA; I don't know if you're imagining like full on bush shaft or even if THAT is possible, but the odd stray hair doesn't seem to be that odd.
 
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Troons to the moon said:
Knowing that these creatures will live in constant, life long agony once they get the surgery is a lot more comforting than I ever would have thought.
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People flipflop on whether they think he’ll actually go through with it—I can definitely see him (sadly) having enough self-preservation instinct not to. But as his fetish gets worse/more skeletons get dragged out of his horrible toddler-clothing closet, amholing might just end up as his main copium for dealing with the h8rs and push him into getting it after all as a “fuck you trolls I’ll prove you wrong”-type deal.

I hope for the latter:) :optimistic:

As well as PRISON for stalker (of) child—the zooming in on random kids while dressed like that, in public, comparing his genitals to food etc etc Jesus Christ how many warning signs do you need. What the fuck was the jiggling by the dog in a stroller video. Taken altogether it’s a truly horrific, mildew-toothed moldy-haired picture of archetypical AGP pedophilia.
 
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Poonocchio said:
ETA; I don't know if you're imagining like full on bush shaft or even if THAT is possible, but the odd stray hair doesn't seem to be that odd.
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If I was growing whiskers on my foreskin, I'd go and get the damn thing lopped off. If they were growing on the head of my penis, it's probably time to go full nullo. A succubus has entered your body and you're possessed by fucking demons.
 
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Swole McPole said:
If I was growing whiskers on my foreskin, I'd go and get the damn thing lopped off. If they were growing on the head of my penis, it's probably time to go full nullo. A succubus has entered your body and you're possessed by fucking demons.
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Nobody said anything about the head of your dick hahaha, the shaft has hair follicles because it's skin. I love how horrified this has made a few of you. :story:
 
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Teghern said:
This looks like werewolf propaganda to me, my anecdotal experience of all the dicks I've ever seen (mine) suggests otherwise.
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Whether your marshmallow wand has stray hairs or not is probably down to heritage/how hairy you are in general. But I agree with @Poonocchio - a stray hair or two along the shaft, particularly closer to the base, seems common enough. He probably has a really small marshmallow wand so it's imperative to use every single bit of it. I'm actually amazed he has the patience and forethought to get the hairs taken care of - lots of AGPs seem to love speed-running the crotch bellybutton and take the "I'll deal with that later!" approach (or buy into tranny propaganda that their body will magically transform those tissues and are genuinely shocked about the hair)
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Whether your marshmallow wand has stray hairs or not is probably down to heritage/how hairy you are in general. But I agree with @Poonocchio - a stray hair or two along the shaft, particularly closer to the base, seems common enough. He probably has a really small marshmallow wand so it's imperative to use every single bit of it. I'm actually amazed he has the patience and forethought to get the hairs taken care of - lots of AGPs seem to love speed-running the crotch bellybutton and take the "I'll deal with that later!" approach (or buy into tranny propaganda that their body will magically transform those tissues and are genuinely shocked about the hair)
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Maybe we need a poll in the Q&A for the penisfolk. Virgin hairless shaft vs Chad whisker shaft.
 
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wopstick said:
It is not surprising to see Nick take an opportunity to brag about his childhood fighting prowess. That is his favorite age range, after all:

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I’m dying right now 😂☠️. Bro was like 6 or 7. Nick seems to becoming more aggressive and wanting to get his ass beat. The screaming at the kids to come here and egging them on with calling them cowards. Can’t wait to see the after effects when someon finally thumps Nick’s melon
 
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@Surfin Terf Yea he has, Nick often brings up his past life. It's weird asf since the trans I know don't do that. But Nick posts his dumb transition collage videos all the time on his socials which even includes clips of him saying his name, his old work ID, old Facebook profile pics (which are even still up until Lilly), etc. Guy is so desperate for outside validation that these corny transition progress videos he makes is all he has in life. No one would like him if the real Nick was on display here: a spoiled rich kid, incel gamer and deviant pervert with severe boundary issues.
 
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pistolwhipped said:
Someone please put this man on a registry.

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You reckon this gentleman got the idea for the video before or after buying all these confectioneries? Was he struck by a flash of inspiration after seeing some vaguely scrotal and phallic sweets (one of which looked vaguely hairy, what luck!), or did he intentionally decide to do a little crotch status performance with his elderly mother and a bunch of stranger kids, which required seeking out the most genitally fitting snacks among the ones available at Disneyland?
 
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