Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

patty isnt a plebian he is below them he is not even worth being a slave

What use would have as a slave? He is thick and greedy so a house slave is out.

He would think too much of himself to be a field slave or urban manual worker.

Even though gladiators were supposed to be tubby for padding and such, he wouldn’t be able to deal with the regular training or mostly fruit diet.

Plus he would upset local wealthy people by kidnapping their expensive Nubian slave children.

Perhaps he would just wind up as a curiosity for an emperor in a human zoo of sorts, until said emperor decided to have him fed to wild animals.
He would still ruin all such shows for months afterwards as said wild animals wouldn’t be starving after that.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Rick refuses to clarify "ymunkoke".

 

[The Taco Santo!]

What use would have as a slave? He is thick and greedy so a house slave is out.

He would think too much of himself to be a field slave or urban manual worker.

Even though gladiators were supposed to be tubby for padding and such, he wouldn’t be able to deal with the regular training or mostly fruit diet.

Plus he would upset local wealthy people by kidnapping their expensive Nubian slave children.

Perhaps he would just wind up as a curiosity for an emperor in a human zoo of sorts, until said emperor decided to have him fed to wild animals.
He would still ruin all such shows for months afterwards as said wild animals wouldn’t be starving after that.

He'd be worked to death in a mine in Sardinia after being sold into slavery to satisfy his debts. You definitely wouldn't want him as a house slave or on a latifundia.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I could see him being a slave to Ea-nāṣir - he’d be perfect for chiseling “you have been informed the copper is perfect many thousands of times, stalker complainer child. Enjoy prison.”

 

[Uncle Buck]

Another Fatboy lookalike:

[Link]

 

[FinnSven]

He'd be worked to death in a mine in Sardinia after being sold into slavery to satisfy his debts. You definitely wouldn't want him as a house slave or on a latifundia.

They would have to send him first into the mine. Even the Romans wouldn’t think anyone deserves to die trapped in a mine by a naked fat man with his faucet cock out.

Imagine having to sit waiting to asphyxiate while looking at that?

 

[Incel Death Note]

Nothing former about Rick, child.

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Rick, you're posting like a soon-to-be-formerly-married (again) guy.

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What did he mean by this?

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Rick refuses to clarify "ymunkoke".

"aaah my bag of shit wife who looks like a puckered asshole on a good day is so gosh darn cute"
I like cutesy stuff of old people complimenting their significant other but Patrick has written specifically a self insert that has sex with a visibly underage asian prostitute on the generation ship so I can only imagine he finds Niki a pigfuk ugly disgusting shitmess especially considered his idea of perfect seduction is an asian (neotenous) child. When will the SFWA expel all these pedophiles from their ranks?

 

[Broadside]

When will the SFWA expel all these pedophiles from their ranks?

If they did that the SFWA would cease to exist

 

[Incel Death Note]

If they did that the SFWA would cease to exist

and then the Fonzie Starship podcast would end. It's too big to fail.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

"Ymunkoke" is a yummy noise Pat makes when blowing professional soccer player Jorge "Koke" Merodio.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ymunkoke your future child.

Enjufguk Prirton.

 

[MajinGoku]

What use would have as a slave? He is thick and greedy so a house slave is out.

He would think too much of himself to be a field slave or urban manual worker.

Even though gladiators were supposed to be tubby for padding and such, he wouldn’t be able to deal with the regular training or mostly fruit diet.

Plus he would upset local wealthy people by kidnapping their expensive Nubian slave children.

Perhaps he would just wind up as a curiosity for an emperor in a human zoo of sorts, until said emperor decided to have him fed to wild animals.
He would still ruin all such shows for months afterwards as said wild animals wouldn’t be starving after that.

I just imagine an ancient roman version of kiwi farms where patricians went to look at lolcows in a literal zoo.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I just imagine an ancient roman version of kiwi farms where patricians went to look at lolcows in a literal zoo.

I saw Nicavius Rekiedimus speaking in the forum 3 nights ago. Toga ill fitted, stinking of wine, and he wouldn't stop talking about some new kind of codpiece. Kept asking the freedmen if they preferred their catamites castrated or not.

Absolutely barbaric.

 

[Red Frida]

You all seem to forget Patrick is allergic to breast milk* so he wouldn't have survived infancy let alone slavery in any generation except the ones where they feed mass manufactured goyslop from the cradle onward.

*We all know mama raven was actually hitting the liquor bottle while nursing and probably while pregnant but in Roman times it would have been lead flavored wine so the point still stands.

 

[Kirtto]

Everyone can see Pat is indeed fat:

 

[Maude Snew]

Nicavius Rekiedimus

At least the public bath would satisfy his need to call people from the shower.

 

[Associate Rick]

 

[Nod Flenders]

I haven't been on in a while, but Patrick is still just as delusional, and fat, as usual.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You know, someone could be pretty easily convinced that Ymunkoke is clearly “you monkey” and is extremely turbo racism.

 

[whogoesthere]

I haven't been on in a while, but Patrick is still just as delusional, and fat, as usual.

I don't think him being fat needs to be said. If you consider that he will never be thin, or at an ok weight, his fatness is now normalness. Amber and Guntel have more chance of losing weight than Fatrick, so for him, its just normal.

But as to the other things, I feel Pat is someone reserved right now. Sure he has the autopilot stuff, and the strange new word he dropped, but he seems somewhat broken. Hopefully he is distracted with a large collection of black children and normal childing will return.