Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

[r00]

At least Jessi had the advantage of spending time in an actual school

At least Jessi's dad attempted to look out for her.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

I don't see why they even went through the trouble of having a child.

Even worse, they go out of their way to deny their child an education.
She would at least have a chance if she went to public school, no matter how bad it is.
I know how awful they can be but it was where I learned that the shit I was going through at home was not OK.

This kid don't even have that.
She is dumped in a place that thinks troubled teens "working" with little kids is "age mixing magic"!


But who cares.
Mama got mentioned by another foul twat...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BL_IoDSApVo/?taken-by=cecilyk

 

[breadandcircuses]

She is dumped in a place that thinks troubled teens "working" with little kids is "age mixing magic"!

The legal term, I believe, is grooming.

 

[RI 360]

If you're disturbed by how Cecily and Charlie have neglected their child, wait till you hear what they've done to various animals in their care. I can't even go there right now, I'll get too mad.

Instead, ponder this. Seven years ago, Cecily and Charlie broke their kitchen window. They covered the empty space from the broken pane with a trash bag and taped it there. That's embarrassing as a quick fix, but obviously you can get a glazier over to fix that within a day or so, or even DIY if you have the time and talent. But Cecily and Charlie left the trash bag taped over the broken kitchen window for literally half a decade. It was there until the day they fled their foreclosed-upon home and let the bank have it (and the $75k worth of equity they had in it, from the proceeds of a previous house Charlie had sold).

They didn't fix it despite the obvious security risk it posed, though living in Lansdowne was no doubt safer than the south Philly neighborhood of Point Breeze, where they moved after foreclosure. Worse, they didn't even fix it in the winter of 2014 when their boiler didn't work for months on end, according to Cecily. That was the winter when we had polar vortex after polar vortex. Cecily and Charlie were quite content for their daughter to live in a home with no heat or hot water for months on end, through polar vortices, without bothering to fix a broken window in a main room of the home (it had an open connection to the living room, too). I guess their bodies are always overheated because of their weight, but surely a small child wouldn't be as fortunate.

By that time, all the online support had dried up and they'd squeezed every last family member dry. These are people who aren't Christians but had a christening so they could get checks from relatives. Per Cecily's blog, "We don’t want to do anything to cut off the flow of checks from our more wealthy family members, obviously."

Point Breeze is a ghetto that varies from not-so-bad block to really-fucking-bad block. There's been a slow moving attempt to revitalize it, but a few of the new bars that tried making the neighborhood livable have been chased out and the renovations on some of the dilapidated buildings have been heavily vandalized. It's the kind of neighborhood you'd feel paranoid about locking your bike up and leaving it from your sight for any amount of time.

The least they could have done was nail a board up over the fucking window, her husband always rummages through the trash for food it's not hard to find discarded plywood. That might have taken as much as fifteen minutes to do which is always better allocated watching TV in the hierarchy of preferences of our duo.

Here is one of Cecily's shitty DIY home projects, she thought it was a really good idea to make her functional fireplace the hub for all her electronics in the living room [archive]. I wanted to punctuate that sentence with DIAF, but I know it'll be Tori to perish and her evil fucking parents will somehow survive.

 

[Coldgrip]

They're paying for Tori to do whatever the fuck she wants at tard school. Why not homeschool her for free?

I'm probably wrong on this, but from what I understand choosing to home-school your kid will bring a visit from CPS or some sort of child welfare service to make sure you're doing it right or will at least ask you a few questions to get an idea if you know what you're doing and if you want any help.

 

[SakuraRose]

Here is one of Cecily's shitty DIY home projects, she thought it was a really good idea to make her functional fireplace the hub for all her electronics in the living room [archive]. I wanted to punctuate that sentence with DIAF, but I know it'll be Tori to perish and her evil fucking parents will somehow survive.

Mmm, that Ikea shelf is at the perfect height to crack your (or your poor maladjusted kid's) head on the corner of it when you sit down in a hurry.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

They're paying for Tori to do whatever the fuck she wants at tard school. Why not homeschool her for free?

Cecily and Charlie's busy binge-watching, eating, and upskirt-taking schedule does not allow time for such things as raising her child. As Tori has been fending for herself from the Poptart drawer since she was a year old, you can imagine how little interest her parents have in doing things like developing a curriculum, reading with Tori, working with her on a range of subjects, taking field trips, connecting her with other homeschooled children and their families, etc. Sometimes Charlie will drag Tori along with him to Center City to take upskirts of unsuspecting office workers on their lunch break, and he once let her tag along while he panhandled in downtown Philly, preserving the moment for posterity on camera (I have searched and searched for this image but maybe he finally realized it didn't reflect well on him as a father and deleted it from his Flickr account). I supppose that's an education of a sort.

I don't even know if she's genuinely in financial need or if she's just faking it for more at this point

They declared bankruptcy, failed to make the $350/month bankruptcy payments, stopped making house payments, and were foreclosed upon. Cecily pretended they were selling the house, saying so on social media (see previous posts with images of her lies). She went so far as to claim they were going to start renting in south Philly while still paying the mortgage because they both work from home and have a pit bull and other pets, so wouldn't be able to be in the house while the "realtor" was trying to "sell" it. So, despite them being destitute and begging for online donations, expected people to believe they'd be paying a mortgage and rent simultaneously. Later, she claimed she "fled" the suburbs for south Philly to escape white collar criminals. She linked to this piece on FB, rebuking her fellow fraudsters (perhaps jealous they got away with stealing so much more than she and Charlie did) and made the following comment (see last one):

Of course, everyone knows the truth. She and her husband refused to get jobs and work to pay their bills, including monthly bankruptcy and mortgage payments. So the bank took the house back, and their $75k in equity. Imagine how stupid you have to be to walk away from that equity when you owe less than $4k total on the mortgage. Who among us wouldn't do any job necessary to scrape together that money? Not Cecily and Charlie. She had to fly to blog conferences, get her food deliveries and iPhones, and Charlie had to keep having his daily diner cheeseburgers that he simply couldn't live without. Hmmm, mortgage to keep a roof over your child's head and keep her out of the ghetto, or sit on your fat ass watching shitty TV and eating? Guess which choice these putrid scabs made.

 

[Kermit Can]

Here is one of Cecily's shitty DIY home projects, she thought it was a really good idea to make her functional fireplace the hub for all her electronics in the living room [archive]. I wanted to punctuate that sentence with DIAF, but I know it'll be Tori to perish and her evil fucking parents will somehow survive.

She couldn't even be assed to make the shelf herself. Can't imagine the amount of chores they make their indentured slave kid do when the cameras are off. (Who am I kidding? The cameras are never off for attention whores like this.)

 

[An Ghost]

Here is one of Cecily's shitty DIY home projects, she thought it was a really good idea to make her functional fireplace the hub for all her electronics in the living room [archive]. I wanted to punctuate that sentence with DIAF, but I know it'll be Tori to perish and her evil fucking parents will somehow survive.

'Never too early to teach your kid how to assemble IKEA furniture'
They had their kid put it together so they could blog about it. It honestly looks like it was resting on the couch.

Spoiler: off topic

An old (and since scrubbed from the internet) web comic had one page of two parents who are with their kid on the play ground. The kid falls and gets a huge gash but the parents insist on taking photos to commemorate them getting their first stitches. The dad behind the camera says to the mom 'hold her mouth open like she's still crying' after the kid has passed out. From 'pictures for sad children' but it just feels like something that would happen here with this family.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

Yes, just like Tori wasn't too young at a year old to start feeding herself from the Poptart drawer while mommy and daddy slept until afternoon. Just like Tori wasn't too young at eight years old to wear "sexy" Halloween costumes, per her mother's editorial about why this is okay and great. Just like Tori wasn't too young at 10 to "come out" as "pansexual" at Gay Pride, despite admitting to her mother that she has zero sexual attraction to anyone yet.

She really would be better off in foster care.

 

[RI 360]

she wanted to get her family away from white collar crime, so she inserts them in a neighborhood with violent crime instead. Makes sense. This might be the most destructive and delusional case of Sour Grapes I've ever seen.

I honestly don't think having Tori assemble the shadowbox was a bad idea, I was doing manual labor younger than her and it was really fun to build things and learn to use tools. This is probably the most intellectually and physically stimulating activity she's done in the household. However, I don't believe they had her do it to foster a sense of responsibility and her independence and did because they are fat lazy fucks who are so fucking inept they can't even assemble ikea furniture. I feel like that should be the litmus test for breeding.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Cecily and Charlie's busy binge-watching, eating, and upskirt-taking schedule does not allow time for such things as raising her child. As Tori has been fending for herself from the Poptart drawer since she was a year old, you can imagine how little interest her parents have in doing things like developing a curriculum, reading with Tori, working with her on a range of subjects, taking field trips, connecting her with other homeschooled children and their families, etc. Sometimes Charlie will drag Tori along with him to Center City to take upskirts of unsuspecting office workers on their lunch break, and he once let her tag along while he panhandled in downtown Philly, preserving the moment for posterity on camera (I have searched and searched for this image but maybe he finally realized it didn't reflect well on him as a father and deleted it from his Flickr account). I supppose that's an education of a sort.



They declared bankruptcy, failed to make the $350/month bankruptcy payments, stopped making house payments, and were foreclosed upon. Cecily pretended they were selling the house, saying so on social media (see previous posts with images of her lies). She went so far as to claim they were going to start renting in south Philly while still paying the mortgage because they both work from home and have a pit bull and other pets, so wouldn't be able to be in the house while the "realtor" was trying to "sell" it. So, despite them being destitute and begging for online donations, expected people to believe they'd be paying a mortgage and rent simultaneously. Later, she claimed she "fled" the suburbs for south Philly to escape white collar criminals. She linked to this piece on FB, rebuking her fellow fraudsters (perhaps jealous they got away with stealing so much more than she and Charlie did) and made the following comment (see last one):

Of course, everyone knows the truth. She and her husband refused to get jobs and work to pay their bills, including monthly bankruptcy and mortgage payments. So the bank took the house back, and their $75k in equity. Imagine how stupid you have to be to walk away from that equity when you owe less than $4k total on the mortgage. Who among us wouldn't do any job necessary to scrape together that money? Not Cecily and Charlie. She had to fly to blog conferences, get her food deliveries and iPhones, and Charlie had to keep having his daily diner cheeseburgers that he simply couldn't live without. Hmmm, mortgage to keep a roof over your child's head and keep her out of the ghetto, or sit on your fat ass watching shitty TV and eating? Guess which choice these putrid scabs made.

She could have gotten a fucking payday loan. I normally wouldn't recommend those scummy shitbag places that fuck you on interest but for fuck sakes, its 75000 in equity. How stupid do you have to be?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Yes, just like Tori wasn't too young at a year old to start feeding herself from the Poptart drawer while mommy and daddy slept until afternoon. Just like Tori wasn't too young at eight years old to wear "sexy" Halloween costumes, per her mother's editorial about why this is okay and great. Just like Tori wasn't too young at 10 to "come out" as "pansexual" at Gay Pride, despite admitting to her mother that she has zero sexual attraction to anyone yet.

She really would be better off in foster care.

There is seriously something wrong with this person.
She is sexualizing her child for headpats.

Cecily is nothing but the worst cesspit of humanity.
And do we really live in a society where a doctor goes ahead with IVF on someone who is closing in on 500lbs?
Her behavior during her first pregnancy should have made her illegible for further IVF.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

She could have gotten a fucking payday loan. I normally wouldn't recommend those scummy shitbag places that fuck you on interest but for fuck sakes, its 75000 in equity. How stupid do you have to be?

You usually need to have a payday to get a payday loan. Cecily and Charlie refuse to get jobs.

And yes, @entropyseekswork, that was one of the few stimulating activities Tori's parents have done with her. Sometimes they take her and their pit bull to a creek filled with hazardous waste (I forget the name, but it's local to Philly) where they let Tori and the dog wade in bare feet and splash around. There are warning signs all over about how polluted and diseased the water is, but it's the closest Charlie and Cecily get to bathing their child.

 

[RI 360]

You usually need to have a payday to get a payday loan. Cecily and Charlie refuse to get jobs.

And yes, @entropyseekswork, that was one of the few stimulating activities Tori's parents have done with her. Sometimes they take her and their pit bull to a creek filled with hazardous waste (I forget the name, but it's local to Philly) where they let Tori and the dog wade in bare feet and splash around. There are warning signs all over about how polluted and diseased the water is, but it's the closest Charlie and Cecily get to bathing their child.

The Schuylkill and Delaware rivers which are the two waterways nearest to Cecily are both within the top ten most toxic waterways in the US. I don't even kayak in them.

edit: Here's Tori on the banks of the Delaware, I'd want Cecily shot if the kid was swimming it in but she just appears to be exploring.

Here's she's playing in Devil's Pool of Wissahickon creek, it's picturesque but often smells rank of sewage and garbage and is illegal to swim in due to the toxicity levels of the water.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

The worst part of her sexualizing her young child for online traffic is that sexual predators tend to be highly attuned to the most emotionally needy kids. They know those are the targets least likely to get them in trouble, because such children don't have trusted adults to confide in and are desperate for attention. So she is not only turning her daughter into a target for pedophiles by neglecting her AND sexualizing her, she's putting local pedophiles on alert via national media that her daughter is a victim waiting to happen. Because mommy needs attention--which is why she makes up lies to piggyback on controversial topics, such as Black Lives Matter.

This was a new twist on Cecily's original telling of the story years previously, when she claimed her mom busted her, no mention of cops:

Do you doubt Cecily's new version, which got her all the media attention she was seeking because journalists don't vet their sources? Well, you must be white, and probably an evil right-winger.

We haven't even scraped the surface of how disgusting this freeloading human turd is, people. There is a lot more horror where that came from, and it will unfold in the coming pages of this thread.

 

[RI 360]

Do you doubt Cecily's new version, which got her all the media attention she was seeking because journalists don't vet their sources? Well, you must be white, and probably an evil right-winger.

We haven't even scraped the surface of how disgusting this freeloading human turd is, people. There is a lot more horror where that came from, and it will unfold in the coming pages of this thread.

That little story is the perfect summation of Cecily's mentality and that of the marxist cult she's doing her best to induct her child into. The entitlement of it infuriates me, the utter disregard for private property, feeling the theft and destruction of it is justified because someone else earned it and they didn't. She has no sense of right or wrong, I doubt even today she believes there was anything immoral in what she had done she only regrets having been caught. She's a perfect fit for the black lives matters movement, right down to believing the behavior of a violent anti-social child shouldn't be corrected or punished.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

Cecily and Charlie aren't the only parents who let their kids get into hazardous water--but the other parents tend not to speak English or be able to read the signs warning you that the water is so dangerous that it's illegal to get in.

Swimming isn't allowed — and you wouldn’t want to if you knew the quality of the Wissahickon’s water. At the creek's low flow, more than 90 percent of the stream water is actually treated wastewater, which can cause a variety of nasty-sounding diseases. Vassallo encounters majority-Hispanic groups who are 'unaware the creek is so polluted — I’ve seen them bathing babies.'

These people are so awful that the least horrifying thing they did was have an affair while Charlie was married to another woman. If you envy their relationship, Cecily is happy to show you how to have an amazing love and incredible life like theirs.

I was not always faithful in my relationships before my marriage. My husband was always faithful to his partners until he fell in love with me while he was married to someone else.....I travel for work, and he trusts that I will not have a "work fling" (hard to do with other women, since I'm fully straight, but not impossible). He likes watching porn sometimes, but that has no reflection on his love (and lust) for me.

That little story is the perfect summation of Cecily's mentality and that of the marxist cult she's doing her best to induct her child into. The entitlement of it infuriates me, the utter disregard for private property, feeling the theft and destruction of it is justified because someone else earned it and they didn't. She has no sense of right or wrong, I doubt even today she believes there was anything immoral in what she had done she only regrets having been caught.

Give Cecily some credit--while she urges others to attend protests yet can't be bothered to lift her ass off the couch to be there herself, she would totally take a bullet for the "brown boys."

Sorry if it's insensitive, but Cecily would like to remind you how lucky she is to have a white child and not a "brown" one.

Yeah, the biggest dangers to your pale skinned, blue eyed daughter are you and her father, you piece of shit.

 

[Ruin]

This lady is pretty much what Barb would be like if she was a Tumblr freak instead of Southern white trash.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Give Cecily some credit--while she urges others to attend protests yet can't be bothered to lift her ass off the couch to be there herself, she would totally take a bullet for the "brown boys."

Sorry if it's insensitive, but Cecily would like to remind you how lucky she is to have a white child and not a "brown" one.

Yeah, the biggest dangers to your pale skinned, blue eyed daughter are you and her father, you piece of shit.

Is she still drinking or on something??
Because who the hell types and hits the post button on shit like this?