🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,044
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Looks like greg wants in, would probably be a vampire (he already has experience)
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I completely forgot about this after losing interest in season 2 early on. Curious to see how they'd set this up. Really they could just run wires from tree to tree. It'd probably be the most reliable thing to do. Worst case you can get transievers but I find it hard to believe they are off the beaten path with what they are doing. I half expect it to be some Bear Gryls esque bullshit where it's not even far off the beaten path and is in ear shot and eyeshot of a road.
 
JET SLOP IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

This is like peak "Sounds like a great idea" and will turn out to be so fucking bad and poorly executed resulting in so much needing to readjust rules and make it work.
Also being outdoors I'm sure some retard is going to dox the location from the clouds and trees and have police show up
They still have twenty five days to prepare. That's fifteen days to sit around doing nothing, eight days to blame Sam's racist and uncool fanbase for sabotaging the show and two days to figure out the logistics of picking people up from the airport.
 
By the way, this thread missed a bunch of drama between some fag fishtank orbiter ( https://twitter.com/cryo2052 ) and lance. Jet even tweeted out in support of cryokeen then deleted (no screenshot or archive, anyone have it?) it after lance posted this https://twitter.com/Tysonharper8/status/1788374917463089404 (I am having trouble archiving, and don't want to post 20 screenshots of the tweets and pictures)
I don't fully understand it nor do I care too, I just know all the orbiters like cryokeen and skull hyde are huge faggots and that Tyson likes kiwifarms.
 
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By the way, this thread missed a bunch of drama between some fag fishtank orbiter ( https://twitter.com/cryo2052 ) and lance. Jet even tweeted out in support of cryokeen then deleted (no screenshot or archive, anyone have it?) it after lance posted this https://twitter.com/Tysonharper8/status/1788374917463089404 (I am having trouble archiving, and don't want to post 20 screenshots of the tweets and pictures)
I don't fully understand it nor do I care too, I just know all the orbiters like cryokeen and skull hyde are huge faggots and that Tyson likes kiwifarms.
Tyson hosted a stream at Cryo's expense, one girl (Emilie) was clearly coached by some people (presumably Josiecels) to mess with Cryo, drunk Cryo snapped briefly because she was saying what he wanted to hear and he refused to believe she was real or something. Cryo's socials were silent for awhile until he confirmed he was alive and people were saying Tyson was to blame and other such things. As far as icebergs go, this is pretty far beneath the waterline I think.
 
I need Jon and Jimmy to be on this show.
Those two based retards will not stop talking for hours on end, just saying whatever inane autistic shit they can think of off the top of their heads. It'll drive me up the fucking wall but provide me hours and hours of entertainment.
I feel like Jimmy and Jon would hate each other. Jimmy is much smarter than Jon, but a huge social retard. Jon is a very arrogant retard and would feel like Jimmy was (probably correctly) talking down to him.

They would be excellent rivals.
 
Fun fact, I nearly became a contestant in Season 2. I’m willing to share the contract that I got and willing to answer questions. Yes, I’m still willing to be in a future show and I still regret not ever participating. If anyone's up to creating a campaign for me to be back for Season 3, I'll very much appreciate it.

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This was definitely on one of the posts of the Craigslist ads.

Edit: Fuck it, here's the confirmation email I got:
I am excited to let you know you have been chosen to be on the reality show!
Attached is our contract.
The physical contracts are signed in person per request of legal-- however I made a concession to this in your favor (sometimes the people running legal or other departments are a little blind to what it feels like to sign up for a show) for example, it would be crazy to have you fly all the way out and not see the contract until you’re here in person, you'd like to know what you're getting into. So, we're going to send you a version of the contract that you *don’t have to sign -- this is so you can read it over and know everything that's on the real one you’ll be signing in person. Hopefully this will make you calmer about the whole process.

December 9th is the rough start date. Do not arrange travel until we send out the official call time.
(This will happen soon)
Please pack light- clothing will be provided for you, but bring the basics (underwear, socks, etc.).
Hygienic items, makeup, etc. are allowed. Personal items will be manually checked.

Please provide the following information:
- pants size (waist and length)
- shirt size
- shoe size
- height
- weight

I also need you to send a high quality frontal face shot of yourself with a plain facial expression, plain background, and good lighting.

Let me know if there is anything production can provide for you, maybe you have a hobby or something you'd like to have to keep you busy and show off your personality, some guys like model trains, other people really like cooking.
 

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I nearly became a contestant in Season 2. I’m willing to share the contract that I got and willing to answer questions.
1: how did you end up not being on the show if they got as far as sending you a contract?

2: seeing as they only accept autistic tards or losers on the show which one are you?
 
Fun fact, I nearly became a contestant in Season 2. I’m willing to share the contract that I got and willing to answer questions. Yes, I’m still willing to be in a future show and I still regret not ever participating. If anyone's up to creating a campaign for me to be back for Season 3, I'll very much appreciate it.
So you got accepted but pussied out? so it's your fault we ended up with fucking Brian as a last minute contestant?
eat shit
 
1: how did you end up not being on the show if they got as far as sending you a contract?

2: seeing as they only accept autistic tards or losers on the show which one are you?
1. One word, FAFSA. It was either getting financial aid for college or Fishtank. I didn’t know that there was a delay for when it came out.

2. Probably a loser. Gotten into a medieval university, but couldn’t get in due to extremely personal resasons. I’m hoping to get accepted to University of Warsaw though.
So you got accepted but pussied out? so it's your fault we ended up with fucking Brian as a last minute contestant?
eat shit
 
@Gorgar Did being a Fishtank S1-viewer come up? Did they ask for a social media check and clean-up like other S2 contestants have said?

What was your audition tape? What would you have answered for hobbies and also are you fat and would anyone have had sex with you?

e: Production would probably go extra hard on you if you got on a future season and they found out you were a KF user.
 
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