Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aunt Carol]

Because I don’t think it’s been mentioned here, Jr no longer works at a gas station. He works in the warehouse of a non profit, soles4souls. https://soles4souls.org/
You donate your gently used shoes and they hand them out to trailer trash.

Not even a shoe salesman, like Al Bundy: Jack Jr. is now an associate used shoe distributor.

There are some Internet weirdos who would love being in charge of an entire warehouse of used shoes. I'm kind of sad that Junior isn't a huge pervert; it feels like a missed opportunity.

This could still be a step above working nights at a convenience store, depending how he uses it. A man might work hard, network and worm himself into a higher place in the local charity scene, maybe offering to make some promotional videos that awe the aging board members. Or he could just coast along in the same kind of sinecure they offer to the developmentally delayed. I guess we'll just have to wait to find out.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Because I don’t think it’s been mentioned here, Jr no longer works at a gas station. He works in the warehouse of a non profit, soles4souls. https://soles4souls.org/
You donate your gently used shoes and they hand them out to trailer trash. His black friend Shawn got him the job. According to Jr he and his best friend run a warehouse. Their website says otherwise.

I remember someone finding out he was just a simple fork lift driver for the company. I'm not too sure if that rumor was true or not.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So Jack's code does work with the Beginner Bundle, which makes sense since it's the package he's showing off, and that brings down the total cost of the bundle from a mind-boggling $2,700 to just $2,465. I don't brew my own beer but I know you can get complete beginner setups with buckets, tubes, airlocks, basic ingredients and all that for at most a couple hundred bucks, usually less. I guess it makes sense Jack is sponsoring a set of hideously expensive food-related equipment since he's lost all sense of perspective of how much money is actually worth, considering Tammy is his blank check to buy smokers and kitchen gadgets whenever he wants.

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Spike brands itself as a "professional" beer setup. Meaning you could use this in a small brewpub. But if that's the case... why would you limit yourself to such a small system and why would you think that's it's anywhere near enough to have a business of sorts?

This is the kind of system that a brewpub uses:

Large tanks, several of them going on at once, and an actual selection.

The Spike system is spiffy for the home brew market but that's where it stays and at over $2000 for it? Nope.

Hurr durr derp for each hamburger you don't eat I'll eat a whole cow ACK ACK ACK.

Amazing Jagoff can make the most obnoxious vegan look better in comparison.

And knowing how obnoxious vegans can get, that's impressive.

But then I'd probably rather spend time with a vegan than Fatty.

 

[Aunt Carol]

And knowing how obnoxious vegans can get, that's impressive.

But then I'd probably rather spend time with a vegan than Fatty.

I would love to see Jack interacting with a vegan. Either debate, or some kind of friendly challenge where they cook him a steak and he cooks them vegetables. It's a shame Jack's skin is paper-thin; that's the kind of thing that would drive up views to his cooking episodes.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

So Jack's code does work with the Beginner Bundle, which makes sense since it's the package he's showing off, and that brings down the total cost of the bundle from a mind-boggling $2,700 to just $2,465. I don't brew my own beer but I know you can get complete beginner setups with buckets, tubes, airlocks, basic ingredients and all that for at most a couple hundred bucks, usually less. I guess it makes sense Jack is sponsoring a set of hideously expensive food-related equipment since he's lost all sense of perspective of how much money is actually worth, considering Tammy is his blank check to buy smokers and kitchen gadgets whenever he wants.

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Spike brands itself as a "professional" beer setup. Meaning you could use this in a small brewpub. But if that's the case... why would you limit yourself to such a small system and why would you think that's it's anywhere near enough to have a business of sorts?

This is the kind of system that a brewpub uses:

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Large tanks, several of them going on at once, and an actual selection.

The Spike system is spiffy for the home brew market but that's where it stays and at over $2000 for it? Nope.


And knowing how obnoxious vegans can get, that's impressive.

But then I'd probably rather spend time with a vegan than Fatty.

I own a few Spike products, conicals and their brew systems. They, as far as I know, are an American made product with custom welding, etc. They are a manufacturer that specializes in brewing equipment. The price is well worth the engineering, the equipment will outlast me and potentially future owners.

Yeah it is expensive up front but it ultimately saves a lot of time. You're paying for luxury and a more hands off experience. I don't know a single homebrewer/distiller that actually likes cleaning for beer specifically. At least with distilling you don't really need to keep everything as drink safe sanitary as a beer brewer.

That bundle is pretty good for that price. The Spike Solo is a mash and boil kettle with triclamp connections that allow you to pump straight from the kettle to the fermenter; no lifting 15 gallons of wort into fermenters. On top of that, I do believe that fermenter is pressure rated at 15 PSI which is nice because it allows you to brew something like a lager at warm temperatures (Means less energy cost to keep the beer cold). Not to mention, it is all stainless meaning clean up is a breeze. Less chances of micro scratches in plastic that house bacteria, etc. Whenever I brew I do heat sanitation effectively cutting out another expense of chemical sanitizers.

I've seen several successful brewerys flourish on small systems simply because it allowed the owners to have an easier revolving menu, limited test runs, etc. Not to mention it is easier to pay off equipment for a small scale brewery faster. In addition, brewerys are converting to gastropubs and brewpubs which means less demand for large amounts of beer. Obviously that changes when you want to get into distribution, but that is an entirely different business plan.

TLDR:
It's not a bad deal if you got the scrap for it. It's a buy it once investment.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Because I don’t think it’s been mentioned here, Jr no longer works at a gas station. He works in the warehouse of a non profit, soles4souls. https://soles4souls.org/

So he went from HVAC to manager at 7-11 to unskilled labor at a warehouse. Might as well go back to high school after that to keep up the regression.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

So he went from HVAC to manager at 7-11 to unskilled labor at a warehouse. Might as well go back to high school after that to keep up the regression.

Couple of years and he'll be back in Tammy's womb and nobody will even notice.

 

[Tiresome]

I would love to see Jack interacting with a vegan. Either debate, or some kind of friendly challenge where they cook him a steak and he cooks them vegetables. It's a shame Jack's skin is paper-thin; that's the kind of thing that would drive up views to his cooking episodes.

I can just imagine someone trying to spoon a single bite of carrots into his mouth and Jack's grizzled, gray, half-crippled mouth pursing as best it can and him swinging his face side to side like a fucking toddler.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So he went from HVAC to manager at 7-11 to unskilled labor at a warehouse. Might as well go back to high school after that to keep up the regression.

Christ, imagine throwing all that money away.

 

[desudesu]

Christ, imagine throwing all that money away.

It was even a nepo job offered to Jr too. Like literally handed to him. But Junior found it too tough to be crawling around dusty attics and ceiling spaces.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

honestly so surreal to have been following jack long enough to watch Jack jr grow from a cute enough kid (who was clearly getting yelled at and pushed around by jack behind the scenes) to a fat wigger adult with no prospects. Poor kid never even had a chance, and is now bringing his wife down with him. Ahhh the circle of white trash life is honeslty more like a vortex. So hard to escape.

 

[ZipDisk]

Tammy always sounds unpleasant and pissed off. It's her resting state.
I'm sure every stripmall in Los Angeles celebrated when the Scalfani's left.

Jack directing her like a puppet is honestly disturbing, he's done it before but this time he's really fucking annoying.

Jack style review, Rilly gud.

I continue to hate the fucking Carnivore larp, how the fuck are you going to review a restaurant when you won't eat 90% of what's on the menu?

"I can give us place an A."

Jesus, Junior is out massing Jack. Big dumb ayrab is no way to go through life.

I feel like no one ever told them scalfani boys that wearing a hat in a house is disrespectful. Which is funny because they don't know the meaning of respectful either.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It was even a nepo job offered to Jr too. Like literally handed to him. But Junior found it too tough to be crawling around dusty attics and ceiling spaces.

It's only hard if you are a weak and fat fuck who can't lift shit. In fact, I thought about doing HVAC after my first IT degree didn't pan out.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I would love to see Jack interacting with a vegan. Either debate, or some kind of friendly challenge where they cook him a steak and he cooks them vegetables. It's a shame Jack's skin is paper-thin; that's the kind of thing that would drive up views to his cooking episodes.

It would have been entertaining to watch five years ago. Now and days though he would just mumble together a couple of words in between the periods where he is just staring blankly at the vegan.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I own a few Spike products, conicals and their brew systems. They, as far as I know, are an American made product with custom welding, etc. They are a manufacturer that specializes in brewing equipment. The price is well worth the engineering, the equipment will outlast me and potentially future owners.

I've said, several times, that I like the system and think it's spiffy. I'm just not paying the $3000 or whatever to own one. I mean $3000 buys a lot of beer whereas my cheap ass system of a big old plastic pail for the fermenter and all that only cost me about $50 for the entire kit.

Besides Mrs. Sebben would crucify me if I spent that much money on a beer system.

It was even a nepo job offered to Jr too. Like literally handed to him. But Junior found it too tough to be crawling around dusty attics and ceiling spaces.

I get it, the job kinda sucks especially in the summer in the south where he is but let's get real here a trade was Jr's best choice for adulting. He has no real education other than high school, no real knowledge of the world or specialized subjects and he's got a beard... I mean wife that he needs to support. Dude needs a real job.

I feel like no one ever told them scalfani boys that wearing a hat in a house is disrespectful.

I'm always reminded of this scene from "The Sopranos".

I just wish somebody went up to Fatty when he's rocking that hat in a restaurant and tells him to take it off.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Besides Mrs. Sebben would crucify me if I spent that much money on a beer system.

Oh ho, say no more haha. Yeah I get it, that's actually something I spent some time thinking about after I posted. Jack doesn't have an audience for that sort of thing. Actually, I kind of think Spike partnering with Jack Russell is a little bit of a disservice. I didn't even know Jack brewed; I know he is a cooking channel but he tends to like prepackaged/parbaked stuff. Imagine him going through a 10 gallon brew, it would be a week long event.

 

[SteveGoatman]

It was even a nepo job offered to Jr too. Like literally handed to him. But Junior found it too tough to be crawling around dusty attics and ceiling spaces.

So it lists him as a "warehouse specialist"....that's one of those churched up titles that just means he moves boxes from one place to another, right?

 

[Tiresome]

So it lists him as a "warehouse specialist"....that's one of those churched up titles that just means he moves boxes from one place to another, right?

If he was a "municipal waste technician" he'd technically still have a much better job.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jr did a pretty good job I think...Relatively speaking. Just needs to stop rocking back and fourth like an autist.

Jack in the background unable to keep up is pretty funny.

 

[p1138]

It's been a couple of weeks now that Fatty has been raising money for this convoy of hope bullshit. Lets see how much he's managed to raise for charity...

Still $0 lol.