Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

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Here it is.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17433372

Too bad thumbnails are still not 100% fixed.

 

[bifftango]

Nick talks about his paternal grandfather and how he [Nick] was "too busy as a kid" to learn guitar from him

Dude almost wasn't delivered by the doctors when he was born because he was just too darned busy in the womb. It's so weird! It seems like Nick has been terminally "busy" since he was a zygote.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Typically, I'm the kind of person who takes claims with a grain of salt, especially when they're steeped in drama. I remain skeptical until solid evidence is presented. However, there's one type of evidence that's hard to dispute: physical evidence. And boy, does Rekieta's appearance speak volumes. His physical condition has taken a serious nosedive. In just two short years since I last took notice, his body fat has plummeted in a concerning manner, his facial features have weathered dramatically, resembling something out of a horror movie. He's visibly deteriorating, exhibiting signs of alcoholism, evident in his tremors and strained voice. His overall appearance is rough, to say the least.

What do you mean? His doctor has said his liver numbers are FANTASTIC! Nick's hands have always shaken. He doesn't dye his beard. His wife LOVES grey hair. He has always been a sex pervert.

This is some Orwellian projection... We have always been at war with Eurasia...

while I still personally think pat should have won last year for paying quasi, if just because I kinda think that's the climax for pat's arc.

But Nick? Nick had just started around that time. Now that its 6 months later and we have 6 months left or so, Nick won it this year for sure and I'll be sorely disappointed if he loses this yera somehow. There's nothing a single lolcow I can think of has done this year that compares to the accelerated pace of his downfall.

I am open to someone other than Nick winning this year.

He got a HUGE boost with the Man-Dy post revelation last year, and that pushed him over the top, but a lot of people didn't understand all that had happened before that. That caused resentment and I have tries to remedy that by getting the new OP in place. I've seen and agree with the arguments that Rekieta news was not featured as often as it should have, but hopefully this helps rectify some understanding of how he won last year.

This year, it could be anyone. If Greer memes us into SCOTUS, that is a strong contender.

I got a cute coffin shaped butter dish for Mother’s Day. All thanks to this thread.

Nick is fat and would not sex.

Also adding that the STMS thread is good and I’m excited that weirdo got one finally, he creeps me out, as much if not more than current rekieta.

Good. Now do you store it on a tripod?

He doesn't want to solve the "problems" which prevent him from streaming more. He could take that $300k of "art" and instead: Hire a professional to homeschool the children (I can't imagine the parents are doing better than a real teacher could), hire someone to drive the children to their arrangements, have that unemployed zombie Lady Pillpopper take them so Nick can work, put the children into a real school so you just need to take them all at once and pick them up all at once. It's so easy.

He wants these excuses that make NO SENSE because they're probably not the real root issue, it's something he uses as a shield from criticisms. If the problem is solved, then he no longer has the perpetual excuse, and even that bitchboy CGoody would have to start having thoughts of his own. How this was never a problem in years prior, but now it's completely unsolvable indicates it's probably complete bullshit.

I believed him for a long time until it became clear that the probability of not solving ANY issues was so low to be laughable. He Streisanded himself and is in the position of 'the boy who cried "wolf"'--even when he says something true, no one believes it.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@AnOminous

Nick probably subscribes to the philosophy/ school of thought where you can’t judge him for his actions or the outcome of his actions without knowing his frame of mind. He’s on that level of moral relativism in terms of context.

He doesn't want to solve the "problems" which prevent him from streaming more. He could take that $300k of "art" and instead: Hire a professional to homeschool the children (I can't imagine the parents are doing better than a real teacher could), hire someone to drive the children to their arrangements, have that unemployed zombie Lady Pillpopper take them so Nick can work, put the children into a real school so you just need to take them all at once and pick them up all at once. It's so easy.

He wants these excuses that make NO SENSE because they're probably not the real root issue, it's something he uses as a shield from criticisms. If the problem is solved, then he no longer has the perpetual excuse, and even that bitchboy CGoody would have to start having thoughts of his own. How this was never a problem in years prior, but now it's completely unsolvable indicates it's probably complete bullshit.

Nick supposedly has some huge doctrinal issues with Catholics (and Lutheran’s). Rather than send his kids to a religious school (there’s like 10 within 20-45 minutes from Spicer, Jewish schools too) he does a pod schooling/ home schooling with his youngest kids. He has to help teach according to himself, but the school is supposedly members of his Church community.

I feel like the teaching thing is an ego thing for him. He got kicked out of Sunday School and now he’s teaching kids that it’s perfectly legal to take your AR and fire into a nest of raccoons.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@AnOminous

Nick probably subscribes to the philosophy/ school of thought where you can’t judge him for his actions or the outcome of his actions without knowing his frame of mind. He’s on that level of moral relativism in terms of context.

Yes. He's an unironic 'Only God can judge me' cringe fag.

Nick supposedly has some huge doctrinal issues with Catholics (and Lutheran’s). Rather than send his kids to a religious school (there’s like 10 within 20-45 minutes from Spicer, Jewish schools too) he does a pod schooling/ home schooling with his youngest kids. He has to help teach according to himself, but the school is supposedly members of his Church community.

He has problems with ANY religious rules that atop him from doing what he wants or that make him feel bad. This has been clear over the pages we have discussed it.

His children (at least the oldest 2-3l attend religious instruction and schooling. I won't get more in-depth than that because they don't deserve to be associated with this Balldo Brain.

I feel like the teaching thing is an ego thing for him. He got kicked out of Sunday School and now he’s teaching kids that it’s perfectly legal to take your AR and fire into a nest of raccoons.

I'd wager it was something like: 'That Mister Rekieta us a lawyer! I bet he knows about the law, and it would be good of he could teach thr kids about it!', in the homschool group.

They made the same mistake his audience did: equating credentials with competence.

 

[Harm]

Here it is.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17433372

Too bad thumbnails are still not 100% fixed.

FYI for anyone "impacted" by the broken attachments: If you open the broken embed as a new tab, then the image will display properly in your web browser. Haven't found an equivalent method for video embeds yet, but that should at least help keep posts readable.

Spoiler: Demonstration in images

If you see this:



Then open the context menu and choose this:



Your browser will open this URL:



And you will see your felted Rekieta:

 

[AnOminous]

How this was never a problem in years prior, but now it's completely unsolvable indicates it's probably complete bullshit.

But it's so WEIRD! Nobody can understand the PLIGHTS of being an unemployed faggot with absolutely nothing to do every day, and yet he somehow fails to do even that, and maybe have to do 20 minutes of shit every day. Is this poor put-upon man expected to be sober for a whole HOUR every day?

None of you plebs out there who have kids and jobs and somehow manage to do just fine can possibly understand what Little Lord Fauntleroy here goes through every day!

But Nick? Nick had just started around that time. Now that its 6 months later and we have 6 months left or so, Nick won it this year for sure and I'll be sorely disappointed if he loses this yera somehow. There's nothing a single lolcow I can think of has done this year that compares to the accelerated pace of his downfall.

I think this may be Pat's year. While Nick is impressive at starting the year at rock bottom and then digging furiously, his main lolcow trait was his stratospheric swan dive from hero to zero, despite being given the best possible advice. I mean maybe it was given in a "faggoty" way so he had no option but to continue diving headfirst into utter destruction, because that's what anyone does when the guy saying "don't dive headfirst into the ground" does it in a gay voice.

I don't see how he outdoes himself.

Pat, though, has really good potential this year. I still hope he manages to lose to BMJ or something. Being such a loser you even lose at the biggest loser contest is as bad as it gets.

Yes. He's an unironic 'Only God can judge me' cringe fag.

Yeah right, I can judge the fuck out of this cringy fag.

I can't send him to Hell, though. Only Nick himself can do that, and that's apparently his choice.

Fun fact, or at least fun imo: God doesn't send you to Hell, you choose to go there.

Nick probably subscribes to the philosophy/ school of thought where you can’t judge him for his actions or the outcome of his actions without knowing his frame of mind. He’s on that level of moral relativism in terms of context.

I hate to defend moral relativism, but that isn't it. That's a lack of any kind of morality.

The two main schools of ethics I care about are the deontological and the consequentialist or, my personal favorite, utilitarianism.

In the deontological vein of ethics, consequences do not matter, and it is the actual rightness of the action, as assigned by rules, whether they be by the Almighty or some other central authority. Does it adhere to the rules? Then it is a good action. Clearly, Nick fails on this.

In the consequentialist view, the value of an action is based on its results. Were the results good? Then the action was good. While this is a vast oversimplification, that's the central tenet. It could be that an action is judged by its likelihood of a good result rather than the actual result, for instance.

But even by the "morally relativistic" standard, obviously Nick's behavior fails even that test. What have his actions gotten him? He's a drooling, twitching, skeletal ghoul who yells at his children when they dare to ask him to perform basic paternal functions.

In short, he's a joke of a man by any ethical or moral standards. No matter how you look at it, he sucks. He defies the laws of God, and suffers the consequences of stupid and short-sighted drug addict actions.

Nick supposedly has some huge doctrinal issues with Catholics (and Lutheran’s).

He doesn't have doctrinal shit. He's too dumb to even have the concept of doctrine in his pickled brain, at least at this point. He's at the "what would you feel like if you didn't consider theodicy" at this point. "But I don't even know what theodicy is!"

 

[feral cat #6385]

Damn I want this to happen now. I want to see a really frail, red nosed Rekieta mugshot so bad.

Orange and Blue are him and his wife's favorite colors.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK happened to this guy?

Consumption issues.

That is until the inevitable sex tape gets leaked.

Being topped by Steel Toe or Drexel?

I don't see how he outdoes himself.

Unless he manages to end up on the wrong side of the criminal justice system I don't see how he could go much lower.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

It's kind of heartwarming listening to EVS try to get Rekieta on the straight and narrow. Telling him to drink less, eat more, and shut up about the sex toys. Probably won't help, but better to let it fall on deaf ears than not to say it at all.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I don't see how he could go much lower.

He could lose the defamation case and be forced to sell his mustang or second house to #paymonty

 

[not william stenchever]

be forced to sell his mustang

#Monty'sMustang

 

[Sharpeteer]

Monty would certainly be a better owner for said Mustang. For one it obviously wouldn't be a Rustang anymore. Second, he could take it on a drive without wrecking it.

Imagine Nick is forced to sell it, Monty gets it, and films himself driving it.

 

[keke]

It's kind of heartwarming listening to EVS try to get Rekieta on the straight and narrow. Telling him to drink less, eat more, and shut up about the sex toys. Probably won't help, but better to let it fall on deaf ears than not to say it at all.

its just gay

 

[Hellblazer]

Back and to the left. Back. And to the left.

Bill Hicks quote?

 

[Dean Pentel]

It's kind of heartwarming listening to EVS try to get Rekieta on the straight and narrow. Telling him to drink less, eat more, and shut up about the sex toys. Probably won't help, but better to let it fall on deaf ears than not to say it at all.

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Hearing one stupid faggot tell another, far stupider faggot to stop fucking up his life isn't endearing.

 

[Father Balldo]

@FROG isn't trying to stop Nick from fucking up his life for the benefit of Nick, though. That's what "le KAREN FARMS" tried to do. EVS is trying to stop Nick from fucking up his life because EVS needs all the help he can get in combatting the evil that is Eric July and those associated with him.

 

[Sharpeteer]

@FROG isn't trying to stop Nick from fucking up his life for the benefit of Nick, though. That's what "le KAREN FARMS" tried to do. EVS is trying to stop Nick from fucking up his life because EVS needs all the help he can get in combatting the evil that is Eric July and those associated with him.

Ethan having noble intentions is a far funnier joke than Nick could ever come up with himself.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Ugh I have no arguments against this!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"It's Riley. ErIc ShoUld'vE ignOrEd iT." I mean didn't he went on rants how Ron toye advised Vic to "Go AwAy foR a Bit. It'Ll Go AwAy." I'm sure other renters wouldn't want a screaming wigger outside of their base of operations.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

"It's Riley. ErIc ShoUld'vE ignOrEd iT." I mean didn't he went on rants how Ron toye advised Vic to "Go AwAy foR a Bit. It'Ll Go AwAy." I'm sure other renters wouldn't want a screaming wigger outside of their base of operations.

LMAO! The law doesn't apply to perceived threats if *I* know that he is just a big softy.

The only thing Eric did wrong was admit he did not think he was a threat. He should have kept silent on that and focused on how stalking is a crime.