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It really does baffle me why he thinks that him claiming he's all about gameplay and not entertaining people is such a great excuse for being a boring cunt. I mean my understanding is that usually gameplay vids don't have much input from the person playing if there's any at all, and typically the vids are made by people who are skilled at the game they're playing hence why they've decided to make a video about it. Phil on the other hand alternates between dead silence, tryhard humor, and whining about various bullshit while the gameplay is rather abysmal as when he's not struggling with the most basic concepts of gameplay he's usually wandering around aimlessly making assorted confused retard noises. If he really was all about the gameplay like he says he wouldn't plaster his fat greasy face on everything he does and he would put in as much effort as possible to at the very least learn the basics of the game before starting it up.
 
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MBrando's autistic twin said:
DSP never change:

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https://graphtreon.com/top-patreon-creators

What is he creating or doing that supposedly needs 10 000+ dollars?
Cant pay the taxes? Thats his problem, not ours, its not our duty to work just so he can have a easy life.

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"That dollar you burn on something crapy, it adds up alot to me"
Im pretty sure alot of his fans burn a dollar or two on something crapy like his Patreon.

Count groudon said:
It really does baffle me why he thinks that him claiming he's all about gameplay and not entertaining people is such a great excuse for being a boring cunt. I mean my understanding is that usually gameplay vids don't have much input from the person playing if there's any at all, and typically the vids are made by people who are skilled at the game they're playing hence why they've decided to make a video about it. Phil on the other hand alternates between dead silence, tryhard humor, and whining about various bullshit while the gameplay is rather abysmal as when he's not struggling with the most basic concepts of gameplay he's usually wandering around aimlessly making assorted confused exceptional individual noises. If he really was all about the gameplay like he says he wouldn't plaster his fat greasy face on everything he does and he would put in as much effort as possible to at the very least learn the basics of the game before starting it up.
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To make another comparison between DSP and another YTer, this time i'm comparing him with Vanoss Gaming.
If Phil play any game and he comes across a bug or a glitch, say he crash a MC in a racing game and he goes flying over the entire map, he then start laughing hysterical before aggresivly ranting on the developers and programers for doing a shitty job.
If Vanoss comes across the same thing, he, and some of his friends, would make a video about it in which they make fun of the glitch and uses it to make humorous videos.

While DSP expects every game he plays to function perfectly and gets angry when it doesn't, others capitalize greatly on it. He so misses out on countless opportunities, but then his busin... i mean fun time is all about the playing game and quickly move on to the next.
 
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He repeatedly states that if 10% of his audience gave him a dollar a month or something like that, he would not have to worry about money. Surely he must mean his sub count? which mostly consists of dead accounts as his average views are roughly 1k-1.5k where even if everyone who regularly watches his videos were to give him a dollar his patreon amount would not be so different.

judging by the cognitive dissonance he has, he probably doesn't realize a lot of the viewers he gets are those dirty detractors because his youtube career is essentially what happens when you park a short bus on railroad tracks.
 
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Dragoonism said:
https://graphtreon.com/top-patreon-creators

What is he creating or doing that supposedly needs 10 000+ dollars?
Cant pay the taxes? Thats his problem, not ours, its not our duty to work just so he can have a easy life.
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Whenever he mentions taxes he either ignores or seems unaware of the fact that the less you make the less you pay. If it really is the latter I wonder if he declares his paymetons earnings?
 
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What an entitled tumblr-tier piece of shit. He actually thinks somehow their money belongs to him.
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Some how he consider himeslf entitled to other peoples hard erned or birthday or christmas present money.

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He repeatedly states that if 10% of his audience gave him a dollar a month or something like that, he would not have to worry about money. Surely he must mean his sub count? which mostly consists of dead accounts as his average views are roughly 1k-1.5k where even if everyone who regularly watches his videos were to give him a dollar his patreon amount would not be so different.

judging by the cognitive dissonance he has, he probably doesn't realize a lot of the viewers he gets are those dirty detractors because his youtube career is essentially what happens when you park a short bus on railroad tracks.
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There were a moment when he said that $1 wasnt enough because of his low views, but $5 a month would help out a lot.

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Whenever he mentions taxes he either ignores or seems unaware of the fact that the less you make the less you pay.
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I think he is aware of that, but hopes that his fans wont be so they will donate as much as possible.
 
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And to think. Just the other day he was complaining about loosing viewers. This guy here just straight up said why most people left him and he's like "That's just YOU. Everyone else is enjoying m Kahntent!"

Phil, you're in a downward spiral. People have admitted to not watching your playthroughs anymore and you constantly prove the hates right whenever you open you damn mouth. Instead of trying to blow criticism like you usually do, maybe you should listen to what little fans you have left and try to stop them from leaving you. Crazy idea, I know.
 
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I think phil's ego is preventing him from making his content better. To be entertaining phil needs to have a mix of crude jokes and fails. Both of these things have pretty much been eliminated in 2016. He hardly even makes jokes anymore and uses guides which prevents fails and salt. I don't even know why he doesn't make jokes anymore, maybe he is burned out/bored.

no jokes/salt = RIP DSP

maybe dsp and his GF will run the car in the garage and end the trainwreck for good.
 
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