Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kopasea]

Then she moves in with him and he hires her as his producer

I knew the rumors that April was hired to be the nanny, and I'm convinced of that. But I haven't seen this before.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I hope April picks Nick as her divorce lawyer.

April picks Nick as her divorce lawyer and she ends up having to pay Aaron alimony for the next 470,000 years. She ends up creating her own failing “radio on the internet, very kewel!” podcast called “THE HIGH HEELS MORNING HOUR” and she has to grift and beg for superberries to pay Aaron’s alimony payments.

Nicks legal acumen is so shit that if she can’t pay the alimony, she gets the death penalty. If she’s late one month, she gets three months in prison.

 

[AnOminous]

(a) Aaron showing up drunk at Nick's house to fight with Nick on the front lawn over breaking up his marriage and effectively cucking Aaron.

He's literally cucking him. Aaron is a literal cuck.

If she cheats with you she cheats on you right? Wonder what happened. Also he was punching well above his weight with April and I think he knew it.

I don't know about that. She's pretty rough and on top of that desperate enough to settle for a twitching limp-dicked skeletal weirdo like Nick who looks like death and is married on top of that.

I'm sure this is great for the kids too, like they didn't already have enough on their plate (not including food unless the cuck made them Spaghettios though).

Some of them STILL think they're getting their 5k Locals gif.

He should literally just give them a gif. Of him wearing the Balldo.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Who is more retarded?
Nick's true fans or Ralph's true fan(s)

 

[waffle]

This is the great thing about Nick, whenever I think I'm out he always finds a way to draw me back in. I'm absolutely here for the "April tries to monkey-branch" arc.

Aaron is a radio host, one of the lowest arthropods in nature. He isnt going to come over and try and stomp Nick out. I think the fist fight is going to between April and Lady Gollum. I wouldn't even be surprised if Lady G shoots her in a contrived "self defense" scenario. Nick is putting the unstoppable force (ho looking to upgrade) on a collision course with the immovable object (pilled up house wife with a good thing going), and he seems absolutely oblivious about it.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Who is more retarded?
Nick's true fans or Ralph's true fan(s)

Nick's of course.

Ralphs fans like him for who he is. Nick's fans like him for who they think he is.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick's true fans or Ralph's true fan(s)

That's hard.

One is the worst kind of friend that sees somebody with an alcohol addiction, with all the worst things that come with it, and tells others to "leave them alone" while doing nothing to stop it themselves.

The other sticks by somebody that tells their mother to "take an Uber" during a life-or-death medical emergency.

If I had to pick, I'm inclined to say the latter.

I think the fist fight is going to between April and Lady Gollum

Good luck getting Gollum out of bed. Not even her own kids can do that.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmW-nHUhrjioKYloF7bYElrqhoIz3gwiJ?si=NepEoLKtPJoHnPhi

April is divorcing Aaron. Copes include: she doesnt mean that much, this is no big deal, Melton actually loses for predicting this because I'm not actually sad. He concedes she has been gone for awhile.

I think its beyond a doubt now that April was at the Rekietas and in the corner. Rekieta's marriage counseling seems to work as well as his litigation.

Imagine being such a loser that your skeletal addict tattoo'd wife that you left your much better wife, and kids, for is divorcing your ass.

 

[AnOminous]

Who is more retarded?
Nick's true fans or Ralph's true fan(s)

I'd honestly say Nick's at this point because other than the few completely unironic fans of Ralph, they mostly know they're watching a retard self-destruct. Nick's fans are so utterly fucking delusional they can watch this idiotic faggot mumbling and slurring his way through an unintelligible video, staring wildly at ceiling cats and corner demons, twitching and shaking and guzzling whiskey by the flagon, and seriously not think "gee maybe this guy has a problem."

 

[Captain Manning]

I think she would have put up with it if the show was successful enough. April has obviously been staying at the Rekietas' ever since that "emergency call from a client" at 3 a.m. Nick is an easy mark for someone like her.

Then she moves in with him and he hires her as his producer.

I knew the rumors that April was hired to be the nanny, and I'm convinced of that. But I haven't seen this before.

When the corner demon thing was being discussed there was some speculation (both in the thread, and in DMs) that April might be looking for a spot on Nick's show. Either as a co-host, or in some some off-camera staff capacity.

The problem with that is can anybody really claim Nick's show is any better than Steel Toe at this point? Would this count as an "I can fix him" sort of thing?

As utter shit as STMS is, Aaron isn't a incoherent mess. In fact, he's been actually quite informative for the Farms. Albeit unintentionally.

It's gonna be interesting to see how all this affects Nick, either way.

Who is more retarded?
Nick's true fans or Ralph's true fan(s)

Nick's are way more delusional.

They think he's genuinely fine. I have seen the cope. It is amazing.

Pretty sure Ralph's fans know he's a drunken pill addicted mess. They just don't care.

 

[Space Pope]

April is divorcing Aaron. Copes include

Neither of them showed up to traffic court because they were both high and/or drunk together while Our Wife (With Lowtax on my mind from the other day, I think Kayla would have made a good Lady Ambien) was pilled out watching Star Trek.

The constant driving of people at all hours now is simply driving April to her Craigslist meetups as she's too intoxicated and scared to drive on her own after the last ticket. They really need that whore money as Nick certainly isn't making enough to even pay for snacks anymore.

The nightly midstream checkups is to make sure Our Wife has not regained enough consciousness to attack April in an attempt to get that home wrecking thot out of the house.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He was probably hoping idiots would sign up or renew Locals in anticipation of these 14 streams. Superchats are WAY down. Contract is almost certainly non-existent.

Sad thing is, it wouldn't exactly surprise me if it actually worked to some small degree. His remaining crop of fans are really the dumbest of the dumb. Some of them STILL think they're getting their 5k Locals gift. Or that they're not getting it because of Monty (LOL).

Technically, he could still make it. Barely. Counting tonight, there are 15 weeknights left in the month. He wouldn't even have to do weekends or double up to meet the 14 show goal. Yet. That changes comes Wednesday.

But honestly, when was last time he demonstrated the consistency to pull something like this off?


The problem with the hypothetical Rekieta divorce arc is I sometimes wonder how realistic it is. Sometimes I wonder if they're content with their dysfunctionality.

Say what you want about April, but Aaron treated her like absolute garbage "on air" repeatedly, and she seems to have enough self-respect to where she won't infinitely put up with Aaron's bullshit.

With Kayla, there's just so much we don't know. We can really only speculate.

Holy shit it all makes sense now

Nick tanked his streaming career on purpose to minimize alimony/child support

 

[Spaded Dave]

April picks Nick as her divorce lawyer and she ends up having to pay Aaron alimony for the next 470,000 years. She ends up creating her own failing “radio on the internet, very kewel!” podcast called “THE HIGH HEELS MORNING HOUR” and she has to grift and beg for superberries to pay Aaron’s alimony payments.

Nicks legal acumen is so shit that if she can’t pay the alimony, she gets the death penalty. If she’s late one month, she gets three months in prison.

Ok, I'll concede. Nick can win Lolcow of the Year again if he becomes April's divorce lawyer and she winds up getting the death sentence somehow.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

April picks Nick as her divorce lawyer and she ends up having to pay Aaron alimony for the next 470,000 years. She ends up creating her own failing “radio on the internet, very kewel!” podcast called “THE HIGH HEELS MORNING HOUR” and she has to grift and beg for superberries to pay Aaron’s alimony payments.

Nicks legal acumen is so shit that if she can’t pay the alimony, she gets the death penalty. If she’s late one month, she gets three months in prison.

Honestly, the more realistic situation is Nick getting life without parole or the death penalty for contempt by not showing up and then bitching out the judges for being piece of shit.

laughter is the best cure for MATI or Internet Sadz.

Laughter is the best medicine except if you have niggerAIDS like Nick.

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

Last time I followed Nicholas Rekeita, he was the darling of the "terminally online political right" (for lack of a better phrasing), but now I see that he's turned into an alcoholic mess which even the likes of DarkSydePhil can dunk on with impunity.

Is there a (somewhat) short rundown of events? What happened for him to take to the bottle?

 

[Captain Manning]

Last time I followed Nicholas Rekeita, he was the darling of the "terminally online political right" (for lack of a better phrasing), but now I see that he's turned into an alcoholic mess which even the likes of DarkSydePhil can dunk on with impunity.

Is there a (somewhat) short rundown of events? What happened for him to take to the bottle?

Short? No.

Rundown? Yes.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/op-re-write-work-in-progess-nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.184248/

That will be the new OP once Null gets around to swapping them out.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Who is more retarded?
Nick's true fans or Ralph's true fan(s)

For now it's still Ralph. Nicky had his Dear John moment but Ralph doxed and tried to get his paypigs fired many times.

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

Short? No.

Rundown? Yes.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/op-re-write-work-in-progess-nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.184248/

That will be the new OP once Null gets around to swapping them out.

This is horrifying.

The man needs an intervention of some intensity.

One has to wonder what was the straw that broke the camel's back.

 

[waffle]

As utter shit as STMS is, Aaron isn't a incoherent mess. In fact, he's been actually quite informative for the Farms. Albeit unintentionally.

Disagree, he is bread crumbing Nick on purpose because he is seething over being cucked. He will continue to trickle out gossip as long as he can because it is his way of getting revenge from the cuck.(broadcasting)chair.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I hope April picks Nick as her divorce lawyer.

What happens when they both no-show for the divorce hearing? Does The cuck just get everything?